Chapter 22: A Difficult Teamwork
"It's a long story...... "Short really doesn't know where to start......
"Well, don't talk about it. Ma Lu turned to Kong Yao and said, "Hello, I'm SCHOTT's girlfriend Ma Lu, who are you?"
Seeing that the two of them were about to get up, Short couldn't bear to look directly at him and fell into the sofa...... Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water.
Sure enough, Kong Yao, who was still a little cowardly, saw Ma Lu so imposing, so he was stunned!, "I'm sorry, I'm also Short's girlfriend, my name is Kong Yao." ”
The four eyes are facing each other, and the eyes are red!
"When did you start? I've been with him for over two years. Ma Lu still has the initiative and has the aura of a big house.
"Just this month, the beginning of the month. Kong Yao was not ambiguous, "But our relationship is progressing very quickly, don't believe it-look! I'll just adjust a few of my daily life with him, and you will know our relationship." Kong Yao pushed out a few videos as she spoke, and placed them in front of Ma Lu.
Short sighed in his heart, he looked at the ceiling in despair, he really couldn't figure out how his mobile phone only had 64 G, how could he do it if he recorded his daily life? Could it be that Kong Yao also has a cloud storage?
Ma Lu didn't say a word, and her body trembled slightly as she watched the video that Kong Yao gave her-
One: Short had a nosebleed in the dormitory, and his demeanor was like seeing the goddess of the island country, and he became an idiot in seconds, so it is conceivable that he must be facing Kong Yao's peerless beauty.
Second: Short came out of the dormitory bathroom naked, still wiping his dripping hair, apparently, they were already living together! Damn, it's still in the school dormitory!?
The third: Short in his sleep...... From the perspective of the video, Kong Yao should be lying next to him! And he even called Ma Lu's name in his sleep!
……
Is it tolerable or unbearable!?
Ma Lu tried her best to control herself from collapsing in front of her rival, and said in a trembling voice: "Enough." ”
There is nothing more cruel than this! Kong Yao was very curious about Ma Lu's performance, and recorded all of Ma Lu's micro-expressions at the same time. She is analytic modeling, and at this moment, Ma Lu is her best study object.
Ma Lu said very politely into the phone: "I think our talks can be over, thank you for telling me all this." Thinking that the other party was on a video call with her, she gently placed her phone on the table, picked up her satchel and walked towards the door, completely ignoring Schott's presence.
"Ma Lu, you're mistaken, she's not a human, she's a program, an artificial intelligence, and a super AI ...... to grow up through me."
"What are you talking about?" Ma Lu finally stopped, turned his head and asked Short. "You're saying she's not human? really?"
"Hey, don't talk about me like that!" Kong Yao's voice whispered on her phone, "I'm protesting discrimination!
"She's the teammate you said you were?" said Ma Lu walked up to Short's side.
"Hmm!" Xiao nodded and looked up at Ma Lu.
Ma Lu stretched out his hand, and Short gently held it on his face and rubbed it around, like a cat who has been forgiven by his owner for doing something wrong.
"What are you doing?" Kong Yao protested unrelentingly, at the moment the camera of her mobile phone was pointing at the ceiling, and she couldn't see anything.
Ma Lu walked over to the phone, gently picked it up, smiled apologetically at Kong Yao, and tried to find a place on the table for the phone to stand up so that Kong Yao could see them.
"I'm sorry I misunderstood you just now. Ma Lu apologized.
"Excuse me?" Kong Yao was confused, "Oh, no, you didn't misunderstand, what I said was the truth, of course, what Short said just now is also the truth, we have planned to ask you to join us, but I think we should first figure out our relationship!"
"You're right!" Ma Lu smiled, then turned his head and said, "Schott, what should you do?" ”
This is really a thorny question! Schott rubbed his hands, he was thinking about what to do, he couldn't offend either of the two beauties, and if both of them were human, it would be easy to do! It's a big deal, one red rose and the other white rose, just do it separately! But one of them is AI, and the other wants to be a human AI, and there is no historical reference at all! God knows what to do?!
Short stood up and walked over, there was no way to go, but there was a way, he said resolutely, "You are all my girlfriends, I love all of them!" you-" he pointed to Ma Lu and continued, "Just think she's my online game account, a game ID." He turned his head and pointed at Kong Yao and said, "You-just treat her as a behavioral model you want to clone, a living teaching material, and help you grow into a human being!"
Simple, rough and direct!! it's really driving me crazy, and I can't get annoyed, right???
The two beauties glanced at each other, and they reached a tacit understanding at this moment - it turned out that they were not enemies, and the common enemy was this bastard Schott who didn't know how to respect others and didn't care about women's feelings!
"SCHOT!" the two shouted in unison, "Bastard!"
Seeing that the two were on the same side, Short was too late to be happy, so how could he care that they were scolding him in unison. It's just that he hasn't gotten used to it for a while, as an upright boy, a woman's heart is a needle, he just hasn't reacted for a while, how can the two beauties who were still trying to die and live just now suddenly move in step and deal with him, the so-called bastard?
He, Short, became an outsider?!
"Hey, I'm a bastard, I'm a bastard, the two beauties are angry, in the future, I will meet any of your requirements, as long as the three of us are safe. ”
Short is also in a hurry, although he has not yet figured out what the reason for the two beauties suddenly went from hostility to union, but he also relied on the instinct of a man to hit three hundred boards by himself, and the palms and backs of his hands are full of meat!
Seeing the two beauties looking at each other, before they could react, Short flickered further:
"You see, here's the thing, the two of you, one is a flesh-and-blood person, the other is an omnipotent AI, in essence, they are both the same, because you have separate souls, so you are equal. Of course, this kind of equality can only exist in my heart, so, both of you are my true love, hey, don't worry, you have no conflict of interest, as a human being, the original driving force of love is to reproduce, and as an AI, I don't know what the primary driving force of love is, because there is no historical reference, but I now have a deep feeling, that is, the mission of AI is not to reproduce, but to experience, so - logging tired!
Short finished his long elaboration and stretched out a hand very proudly, "Uh-huh, we are family!"
The two beauties glanced at each other, and Kong Yao conjured a pillow in his hand and made a smashing motion. Ma Lu understood, grabbed the pillow on the sofa, and angrily smashed at this guy who thought he was smart and unreserved!
"Cheap you big bastard!"