091 The Fake Monk Who Stole the Key
"Hey, I found that this three views of yours are very problematic!" Xu Lang leaned his neck.
"Just kidding, let's go quickly, Xu Lang is going to get the map!"
Gao Bo wiped the wetness from the corners of his eyes when he heard this, and the monkey asked anxiously, "How do you know?"
Zhou Xing smiled mysteriously, "Because the movie is coming to an end!"
"Movie?" Gao Bo Zhang's second monk was puzzled. Zhou Xing smiled mysteriously.
According to the plot, Xu Lang should have obtained a map of Zhou Yang's temple from the head of a Thai village by now. Fortunately, the GPS tracker is still in Wang Bao's bag, and the signal is still there. The two followed the GPS signal all the way to Xu Lang's village.
When they arrived, Xu Lang was pouting in a temple pavilion looking for a map.
Xu Lang searched around but couldn't find the map. And he doesn't know when there will be two more figures around him.
When he sensed something was wrong, a knife had reached the side of his neck, and the sharp blade gave him goosebumps.
He looked up and saw Gao Bo crooked his neck, holding a knife against his neck. "Gao Bo, calm down. Xu Lang was quite jealous and blocked his hand in front of him, barely blocking Gao Bo's blade.
"Xu Lang, you're too bullying!" Gao Bo said hatefully. Gao Bo stared at the trembling knife and said, "Don't move the knife, if you use the knife in our commercial dispute, it will become a personal injury." ”
Zhou Xing watched the two dog-eat-dog with interest with his hands on his chest, and he didn't mean to meddle at all.
"Hurt? you hurt me?" Gao Bo said angrily. What the hell do you say about cuckolding Lao Tzu?
He waved the knife excitedly, causing Xu Lang's adrenaline to soar. The knife was silvery and sharp, and if you poke it, you're fucked.
"How the hell did you keep up?" Xu Lang was very confused, he obviously drove Gao Bo's car away.
"Where's the map?" Gao Bo avoided answering.
"What kind of map?" Xu Lang pretended to be garlic.
"What about the map, I asked you?" Gao Bo's knife stabbed Xu Lang at the edge of his neck, and Xu Lang closed his eyes in resignation. Just as Gao Bo was about to bleed Xu Lang, a shout saved him.
"The map is here!" The second fool Wang Bao found the map and returned to Xu Lang excitedly. He was stunned when he saw the posture of Gao Bo and Xu Lang.
Zhou Xing snatched the map from Wang Bao's hand. Gao Bo saw that the map was found, so he temporarily let Xu Lang go, withdrew the knife, and beckoned Zhou Xing to leave. Xu Lang chased after him, wanting to recapture the map.
Gobber elbowed him in the face, knocking him to the ground. Wang Bao was also about to move, and Gao Bo looked at him warningly, as if telepathically. Wang Bao immediately recoiled and shrank back.
Zhou Xing couldn't help laughing, these two living treasures, he hit ten at a time, if he dared to come and grab the map in his own hands, keep them to know why the flowers were so red.
After snatching the map and getting back the car keys, Gao Bo decided to let Xu Lang go for the time being, and wait until he got the authorization. Wang Bao and Xu Lang hurriedly stepped forward to explain the matter of Xu Lang and his wife, Gao Bo thought that they were coming to grab the map, so he screamed and waved the knife indiscriminately, forcing them to retreat.
"Calm down, calm down!" Xu Lang persuaded with his head down. Gao Bo snorted coldly and drove away. When it was over, he didn't forget to scold Xu Lang, "Xu Lang, you're a fucking bastard!" Zhou Xing glanced back at Xu Lang and the two, and the two chased after them speechlessly.
"Actually, he didn't sleep with your wife at all!" The stunned Wang Bao thought that he could be forgiven by telling the truth. Unexpectedly, Gao Bo was even more popular, and he responded with a sentence, "Get out, let's play!"
Zhou Xing laughed, Wang Bao is really good! Gao Bo is angry, and at this time the explanation will only add fuel to the fire. Gao Bo saw Zhou Xing watching the excitement, and snorted coldly without speaking. Gao Bo looked at the stolen map while driving, and Zhou Xing looked boredly at the scenery outside the window.
He knew that this journey was destined to be in vain. The reason why Zhou Xing is willing to play with him is purely to brush up on his good feelings and rub the formula of the oil bully.
After driving three or four kilometers, I passed through a small Thai town. Gao Bo parked the car on the side of the road, and the door was locked to beckon Zhou Xing to go for a bite to eat. The two of them ordered something to eat casually at a snack bar.
According to the original plot, Xu Lang should have followed at this time. And was preparing to steal the car. Zhou Xing looked back at the car parked on the side of the road, and sure enough, he found something abnormal.
I saw that the glass on one side of the car had been smashed, and the body was trembling slightly. This shows that Xu Lang and Wang Bao, the two second goods, have entered the car and are trying to ignite and steal the car.
Zhou Xing chuckled, I've watched too many movies! Two wires are pulled out under the steering wheel, and you can hit the car with a few random touches? It is an old-fashioned car, and when the ignition wire, fire wire, and starting line are touched, the high pressure generated in an instant is equivalent to twisting the key, and if you touch it a few more times, you may really steal it.
However, today's cars are generally equipped with combination locks, so you can pull out the two wires and break the skin, and you don't want to start the car. It's so funny to want to steal a car by relying on this old-fashioned method.
"Hey, put the key carefully!" Zhou Xing saw Gao Bo put the car key on the table, and quickly reminded. Gao Bo snorted, not taking it seriously.
He was calling his wife, "Let me ask you what's going on with Xu Lang?
Zhou Xing saw that he was still struggling with the color of the hat, and he wanted to hold back his laughter, but in the end he couldn't hold back. His face twisted to the side and his shoulders twitched with laughter. There is no way to clarify this misunderstanding.
"Dead neck, you fart!" Gao Bo's wife's voice immediately rose, and her voice came out of the microphone, and Zhou Xing listened to it.
Toot toot, Gao Bo's wife hung up the phone. Gao Bo did not give up and continued to fight. "I can't even ask, can I? I don't even have the slightest right to know, do I?" Gao Bo was on the verge of going berserk.
"What the hell do you want to ask?
"Okay, let's calmly analyze this matter, why we tried so many times before and couldn't do it, this time... It's pregnant this time?" Gao Bo thought he had grabbed the handle of his wife, Xiaoman.
He grabbed the car keys on the table and threw them back on the table angrily, most likely taking the car keys as Xu Lang. At this time, Xu Lang and Wang Bao were dressed as Thai monks and slowly approached Zhou Xing. Zhou Xing seemed to be in a daze, but in fact, the corners of his eyes were all on them.
Wang Bao and Xu Lang are responsible for attracting Gao Bo's attention, and the other is responsible for stealing the key. I saw that the little monk played by Wang Bao pushed Gao Bo's head fiercely, Gao Bo already had cervical spondylosis, which almost killed him.
He saw the back of a woman-like bewitching monk, quickly slipping away in front of him. Your mother, Gao Bo put down the phone and chased out. At this moment, Xu Lang reached for the car keys on the table.
Seeing that his hand was about to reach the key, Zhou Xing grabbed Xu Lang's hand. Xu Lang panicked and wanted to withdraw his hand, but Zhou Xing nodded at him with a smile and let go of him again.
Xu Lang didn't know why, he had the courage to reach out and touch the key again. This time, I finally got the key in my hands.
With Zhou Xing staring, he didn't dare to frame Gao Bo with stolen cultural relics as he did in the plot.