Chapter Twenty-Six: The Joker

Most people have seen helicopters, but absolutely no one has ever seen hundreds of helicopters hovering in the air at the same time, huge groups of planes, huge roars, like earthquakes in time and space, huge air vibrations make people feel like their waists are about to break. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Why are there so many planes?" Chu Qing opened his mouth wide, almost talking to the pilot on the plane in a roaring way, but for the sound of huge propellers, it was no different from the sound of mosquitoes in the distance.

"Sir, no way, there are too many people, this is the second trip I have come today, I will send three more trips in the afternoon, and, sir, are you sure you wear it like this?" The pilot held the direction in his hand and shouted loudly, not looking at Chu Qing who was sitting in the back with the peripheral vision of his eyes.

"How is it, handsome!" Chu Qing roared loudly, fiddling with his 'graceful' figure from time to time.

"If it weren't for your salary, Lao Tzu would have kicked you down now!" said the pilot, and the pilot prepared to open the cabin door.

"Do you dare, Lao Tzu is going down, immediately tune in the rocket artillery to bombard you, believe it or not?" Saying that, Chu Qing was about to take out the walkie-talkie in his pocket, the pilot smiled, looked at the map and said, "Sir, we are almost here, get ready for your subordinates." ”

Chu Qing nodded, took out a small mirror from the pocket on the rope, looked at his outfit, took out the walkie-talkie with satisfaction, and said, "The ground is all ready." ”

"It's all ready, but sir, I'm going to ask you one last time, you're sure you're going to wear this, and I'm sure you're the stupidest ruler you've ever been. Hadi's voice came from the other side of the walkie-talkie, and listening to Hadi's words, Hadi was extremely dissatisfied with Chu Qing's outfit.

"I don't care, Lao Tzu is going crazy, besides, Lao Tzu has been practicing for a week, won't he practice in vain if he doesn't wear it?"

Obviously, Hadi's words were useless to Chu Qing, so he had to sigh, and said to the American soldier next to him: "Give a gag order to every family member who comes here, whoever dares to spread this matter, Lao Tzu will cut his whole family!" And the American soldier also saluted but said with some doubts: "Sir, may I ask what Chief Chu Qing is wearing, and why is every high-level person so opposed?"

Hardy sneered and said, "If this is Chu Qing's own will, forget it, if it is someone who pays attention to him, Lao Tzu will pinch his balls!"

At this time, the original ruins have been transformed into a huge park square, it is not a problem to accommodate millions of people, I saw that the people in the square were holding small pieces of paper in their hands, and the numbers were written in the pieces of paper, and the soldiers of the brigade were loaded with guns to maintain order at the scene, but most of the family members did not have much hope, after all, if they wanted to resurrect so many people on a large scale, even if it was God, there was not much hope.

"Uncle, uncle, will my dad really come home?" a little girl grabbed the corner of a People's Liberation Army with her delicate little hand. And the People's Liberation Army looked at the little girl and said with a smile: "Of course, child, why is your mother not here?"

The little girl was a little timid, but as if she had thought of something, she said again: "Mother, Mother said that Uncle was a liar, and Mother said that Father went to a far, far away place and will never come back." ”

Looking at the girl who couldn't hold back her crying, she couldn't help but say with pity: "Child, then it's okay for you to wait for your father here with your uncle, otherwise your father won't be able to see you and your mother when he comes back, how sad it should be." As he spoke, he took out a candy from his pocket and said, "Come, eat a candy, sit there obediently, and when your uncle is done, your uncle will take you to find your father, okay?"

"But, but ......" said that the little girl was about to cry, and then a clown, walking with funny steps, walked to the girl's side, looked at the girl who wanted to cry, and said: "Oh, oops, what's wrong with the cute little sister? Why are you crying? Don't you like sugar? That uncle will give you a change." As he spoke, he gently slapped the little girl's hand, and the original candy turned into a cute little rabbit, and the little girl looked at the little rabbit that shook her ears slightly from time to time in surprise.

"How's it going, little girl. The clown looked at the little girl with a smile, though his thick paint made him look like he was smiling at all times.

"What is this? Is it magic?" the little girl shouted in surprise, so that the original sadness had already been run out of the clouds, but she looked at the magical uncle in front of her in surprise, and this was the People's Liberation Army who also came over and saluted and said: "Comrade, thank you so much for your help, otherwise I really don't know what to do." Saying this, he laughed a little ashamedly, and then saw the clown twist around with a smile, his fat costume made him look even more funny, but he didn't seem to realize it, he just looked at the PLA with a smile, just this simple action made people look like they couldn't help but want to laugh.

"No, no, you're too polite, I'm ...... by you" Before he finished speaking, the clown slipped under his feet and slammed down, and the clothes on his body squeaked, and the clown stood up a little ashamed, but as if he had tripped over someone again, he fell and slammed into, a swollen dress, and the funny action looked unbearable.

And the clown stood up with some difficulty, looked at the ground angrily, and stomped his feet fiercely, as if the ground would feel pain because of this, and the people around looked at the clown in front of him and couldn't help but slightly curl the corners of his mouth, while the little girl looked at the clown in front of him like stars in her eyes.

At this time, the clown looked at the smiling crowd around him and nodded with satisfaction, but at this time a man wearing a cloak was still sullen, although the clown didn't know if he was so-called sullen, but he felt that the cloaked man was unhappy, then he was unhappy, and what is the task of the clown, is to give the world joy, thinking that the clown is taking funny steps every step he takes, his shoes make a creaking sound.

"Hey, dear Mr. Bittermelon Face, can you take off your cloak, it makes you look pretty funny, you know?" he said, taking out a small trumpet and squeezing it twice on the face hidden under the cloak.

"Oh, why?" was a woman's voice from under the cloak, but the woman didn't seem to be annoyed, just stroked the dust on the cloak, and stood up prettyly, even though she couldn't see her face, it still made people feel a heartbeat.

The clown seemed to be a little surprised, but he immediately came to his senses, and walked up to the woman very gentlemanly, bowed slightly, and said, "Dear Miss, may you accept a gentleman's apology." ”

The woman, who was also slightly leaning in, said, "Of course." ”

And the clown took advantage of the moment when the woman bent down to quickly take off her cloak, and put a big red nose on her face, and shouted with laughter: "Hahaha, fooled, fooled, everyone come and see." ”

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