Text Text_Chapter 346 Helpless
Lao Hei snorted and beckoned: "This guy's ability to hide and hide is really good, big guy look for it! If you can't find someone, it's a shame!"
The crowd hurriedly dispersed, only circling around the fool, pretending to be looking for someone, shouting and screaming, and it was difficult to find the straight road, but they turned a blind eye to the fool. After performing like this for a while, Lao Hei saw that the fool's body was writhing, and he was snickering, as if he was very proud, and knew that the time was not bad, so he shouted: "You are really useless, how can you not find a big living person? I think he must be hiding in the distance, go and search for it!"
Everyone immediately agreed, and looked out of the valley in a pretended manner, but they were already getting farther and farther, and seeing that the fool was still well hidden, they took the mud balls wrapped around the wall together, and walked out of the valley quickly.
Out of the valley, everyone immediately breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly set up a retreat, and fled. Turning his head to look, there was no trace of the fool, and under the joy, they all laughed out loud, praising Lao Hei and Hu Shangqiang for their good brains.
Lao Hei said proudly: "Let his skills go to the sky, he is always mentally retarded, and he has to drink the foot washing water of the black master." ”
Hu Shangqiang also said: "This guy is bent on hiding, won't he starve to death in the valley?" Before the words fell, he saw a person suddenly appear on the ground in front of him, and it was the fool.
Everyone was shocked, only to say that he found out that he had been deceived and wanted to stop him, but the fool drilled into a pile of grass, twisted around with his ass and kept twisting around, hehe smirked, and actually teased everyone to come to him again.
Everyone scolded in their hearts, and in desperation, they had to go around him perfunctory again and set off secretly again. But in a moment, the fool rushed to the front again, and hid generously, playing endlessly, so that everyone could not get out. In this way, while coaxing and fleeing, most of the day passed in a flash, but everyone only walked out of ten or so miles, such a foot, even if they rushed to the exit of the passage, it would take decades to say the least, wouldn't they kill people in a hurry?
Everyone was already very anxious, and they had no chance of winning when they started vividly, and they couldn't do anything strong, so they reluctantly tossed for another night, and finally gave up, and deliberately kicked the fool's ass a few times to take him out. The fool was found, and he lost, so he was naturally not convinced, so he immediately pulled everyone back to the valley, humming and gesturing, and muttering: "I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking ......"
As soon as he heard this, Lao Hei thought about it again, and snorted: "You can find it, but there are many of us, and it takes a lot of time to hide, can you bear it?"
The fool nodded stunned, smiled, and then followed the example of everyone, turned around, blindfolded, and muttered: "Hide, hide, hide......"
Lao Hei reprimanded: "What's the hurry? But in a hurry, you count to 10,000, no, to 100,000, and we will naturally hide it." ”
The fool muttered, "One hundred thousand, one hundred thousand." "I really counted it seriously from the beginning, but when I read four, five or six, I made mistakes a few times in a row, and counted it from the beginning.
When they saw this, they walked away and ran out of the valley. Who knew that the fool was really stupid, don't say 10,000, even 100,000 can't make a fuss, read it wrong seven or eight times, it's easy to count to ten, I don't know what happened after, hesitated for a moment, and shouted directly: "100,000!"
At that time, before everyone escaped from the valley, they were chased by the fool Tu Dun, stopped him, kicked everyone's ass a few times, and said with a smile: "Find, find, you lose." ”
Everyone was already angry and crooked their noses, eager to jump to their feet. As soon as the fool won, he lost his interest, and he screamed endlessly, and a dozen or so mud pellets bounced and came to entangle. Lao Hei tossed for a day and a night, but he wanted to cry without tears, so he simply lay down on the ground, regardless of it, and scolded: "This guy is too stupid, his brain is not enough, and he is deceived in vain, what is the love!"
Everyone felt the same way, and they all sat on the ground, ignoring the mud balls. Anyway, looking at this fool's style, he just confined people, and he didn't do harm, he delayed it for a few days, pondered a safe way, and then it was not too late to deal with it.
When the fool saw that everyone did not play with him, he was not disappointed, and after playing with the mud ball for a while, he became bored, and said, "Go out, play beads, go out, play beads." He pointed to the seal in the valley and pushed them over.
Lao Hei said angrily: "What are you doing? Hei Ye is already tired of playing, what kind of fart, let's release it tomorrow!"
The fool didn't need to be strong, he pushed for a while, and when he saw that everyone was not moving, he actually whined and cried, so that he was not sad, and when he kicked his feet, he was like a cannonball, and went straight to the seal. I only heard a bang, as if the whole world was shaking, and my feet were trembling.
Everyone was immediately shocked, seeing that the fool knocked the seal into a dent, and under the rebound, he was pulled out of the distance, and his head was already bleeding, but he didn't care about it at all, and he kept hitting it up and down, and his mouth just shouted: "Go out, play beads, go out, hit beads." ”
The man hurriedly shouted, "Don't mess around, you can't get out like this, I'll help you bite it!" As he spoke, he leaned on the seal and gnawed along with those insects.
In fact, he was just making a show, how could he really gnaw it, but when the fool saw it, he smiled happily, touched the blood on his face, made a mess, and said to everyone: "You, you also go, also go." ”
Seeing that everyone was still hesitating, the man hurriedly urged: "What are you waiting for? If you let him mess around, sooner or later the seal will not be able to bear it, and everyone will be finished!"
Everyone's hearts were shocked, and they couldn't care about anything else, so they climbed the seal one after another, like dead monkeys, pretending to bite. The fool clapped his hand and said with a smile: "Bite quickly, bite quickly, get out, get out." As soon as his mind moved, the ground under his feet rolled and surged, and clay figures grew, holding whips in their hands, patrolling back and forth. He pulled Hu Shang's wall out of the mud ball and said, "Good mud, good mud, play beads with me." As soon as he opened his hand, he tore the wall into two, rolled it round, and threw it on the ground.
Hu Shangbi screamed, hid his body, and tried to dodge. The fool didn't eat this routine, he saw it very accurately, and controlled the mud ball to block it back after a few jumps. Hu Shangqiang was about to split and then run, but he heard Tian Yan shouting: "You play with him, as long as he doesn't go crazy, it will be a great achievement for you!"
Hu Shangbi replied stupidly, for fear that the fool would hit people with mud balls, so he said: "If you want to play beads, then it's up to you, I already have stock here, so you don't need to bother to prepare." His body suddenly spread out, turning into thousands of mud beads the size of a fingernail, rolling all over the ground, and shouting in unison: "These many beads, play with you, remember to be lighter in your hands, don't pinch me." ”