Chapter 152: Master of Dirty Talk
"If you want to talk more, there is no salted fish where the society and the world will come from. Fang Ze ate potato chips and looked at Big Meow and said, "The world is our salted fish after all." ”
"No wonder now that humanity is being gradually conquered by our cats, it turns out that you are all a group of salted fish. Big Meow complained.
"Let's get down to business. Fang Ze looked at Big Meow lazily.
"Let's get down to business. Big Meow said with a pull of his paws, and then there was a lot of money on the coffee table.
Fang Ze picked up the money and looked at it, and found that it was all money from Li Yunlong's era.
As for why Li Yunlong left money for Fang Ze, Fang Ze understood it after a little imagination, and didn't say anything, just silently put all the money into the wallet.
"This time it's three rewards. Big Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "The first one is the Eye of the Broken Army. The ability is that a person with these eyes can see all the battlefield situations clearly, break through the fog, and find the best combat plan. (Only applicable to land operations with less than 10,000 people.) )”
"The second is the spirit of the bright sword, and those who have this ability will never be afraid. No matter how strong the enemy and difficulties are, they will calmly look for opportunities to counterattack. ”
"The third is a master of swearing. Those who have this ability will automatically learn to use the endless swear words, which have three effects, the first is to use it on the friendly side, which will have the effect of motivating and encouraging the friendly people. The second is to use it from superiors, and you will get preferential treatment and favoritism from superiors. The third is to use it on enemies, which will provoke the enemy, gain the Wind Mock effect, and slightly reduce the enemy's logical thinking ability. ”
"What a master of swearing. After listening to Da Meow's words, Fang Ze was immediately dumbfounded.
"Actually, it works pretty well. Big Meow said to Fang Ze, "After all, swear words can improve language efficiency." ”
"Reason?" Fang Ze asked Big Meow.
For example, to give you an example sentence, what is the first thing you think of when you think of college life now. ”
"Doesn't it mean that college life is good, and what objections are there?"
"Now, college students, live, it's good. Big Meow read the words separately.
"Got it, dirty cat. ”
"What does it have to do with whether I'm dirty or not. Big Meow continued, "If you look at a simple sentence, if you don't add swear words, it will have two different meanings. But it's not the same when you add swearing. ”
"For example, if you want to express the first meaning, you can say that the life of a college student is so good now. ”
"If you want to express the second meaning, you should say that the current college students are doing a good job. ”
"You see, whether it is clear at a glance, whether swear words can improve language efficiency. ”
"What a crooked heresy. Fang Ze was still dismissive.
"Poor humans. Big Meow sighed, "Why don't you just die and don't admit a lot of things?" ”
"Stop talking nonsense. Fang Ze said to Da Meow, "I choose the spirit of the bright sword." ”
"You actually chose this?" Da Meow looked at Fang Ze in surprise and said, "I think the master of swear words is more useful." ”
"If I was playing basketball or football, I might have chosen this. Fang Ze said, "At that time, I will probably be the key figure on the court, except for football, I can bring the team to become a world champion with any other ball." ”
"Black my feet again. Big Meow pounced on Fang Ze and pressed it on his forehead, and then said, "Okay." ”
Fang Ze felt it for a while, and found that he couldn't feel anything this time, so he asked Da Meow, "Why didn't you feel it." ”
"Passive skills, you can feel it when you face danger and fear. ”
"Okay. Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said, "By the way, the next guest will give a hint." ”
"The next guest. Big Meow said to Fang Ze, "Do you remember what I said to you after Hannibal left, there is a sentence with a creature in it. The next guest has something to do with that noun, and you can guess who the next guest will be based on that noun. ”
After Da Meow finished speaking, he took advantage of Fang Ze's failure to react, and rushed back to his meow nest, and the wisdom soul left.
When Hannibal left, he seemed to ask Big Meow if he had hypnotized him.
Fang Ze thought about it for a while, and did remember that Da Meow said a noun.
Fang Ze entered this noun into the search website search, and immediately got the information he wanted.
"Headache. Fang Ze rubbed his temples and looked at the search results, knowing that his next guest was probably a very troublesome guy, no matter which one came, it was not easy to get along with.
It looks like they're ready to be treated the same way as Hannibal.
Fang Ze looked at the watch-type anesthetic gun he was wearing with his wrist and found that there were not a few left.
The black technology of Conan's watch-type tranquilizer gun lies not in the watch, but in the anesthetic injection inside.
It can anesthetize a person to the United States in a very short period of time without any consciousness, and from this point of view, this technology is the black technology of the black technology.
This kind of thing is one less than one, and when it runs out, there is nowhere to replenish it.
After sleeping all night, when Fang Ze got up the next morning, he didn't wait for Lin Xiaoxin to arrive.
So Fang Ze called Lin Xiaoxin and asked what the situation was.
"That's right, I have a distant cousin who just finished the college entrance examination and came to play with me for a few days. ”
"Then don't you have time to come over?" Fang Ze asked.
"I'm going to stay with her in a hotel, or you can come over." ”
"Come and stay with you?"
"I want to be beautiful to you, so obscene. Lin Xiaoxin said, "Coming over and carrying our bags is already the greatest mercy to you." ”
"Okay, I'll drive over in the afternoon. Fang Ze hung up Lin Xiaoxin's phone, and then drove his Wuling Hongguang batmobile all the way to Nanxiang County.
found a parking space near the entrance of the hotel that Lin Xiaoxin said and stopped, Fang Ze walked into the hotel, then found the room where Lin Xiaoxin lived, and knocked on the door.
Within a few seconds, the door opened, and Lin Xiaoxin's little head was pulled out of the door, looking at Fang Ze with a smile.
"Come, kiss one. Fang Ze stretched his face over.
"I'm sorry, sir, you went to the wrong room. Lin Xiaoxin saw Fang Ze's movements and made a gesture to close the door, Fang Ze hurriedly squeezed in with the advantage of his body, and then reached out and grabbed Lin Xiaoxin's waist and hugged her.
"My sister is still in there. Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze and hurriedly said, "Don't make trouble." ”
Fang Ze hugged Xiao Zhenzi and rubbed his face on her neck a few times, and then reluctantly put her down.
followed Lin Xiaoxin into the hotel room, on a big bed, a girl who looked more mature than Lin Xiaoxin was lying on the bed playing with her mobile phone.