As soon as Zhou Tian's words fell, the fat man said eagerly: "You are wrong. ”

"What's wrong? The child is indeed innocent, if that young man really likes that girl, he should open his heart to accept everything from the other party, is this sentence wrong?" Zhou Tian asked rhetorically.

Fatty, "I'm not wrong about this. ”

"What do you mean?"

"I said that what you said before, the young man became a monk in a fit of rage, and this sentence is wrong. The fat man corrected.

Zhou Tian raised his voice, "This young man is not a monk." ”

"Nope. The fat man smiled weirdly at Zhou Tian, "This young man not only became a monk, but also talked about cross talk. ”

"What kind of smile are you, why am I so panicked? After Zhou Tian finished speaking, he pulled the fat man's fat face to the audience under the stage, "Big guy, look at it, isn't this smile weird?"

"Go, go, go. The fat man pushed away Zhou Tian's right hand that was pinched on his face, and continued to smile weirdly: "Don't divert the topic, I said that young man, because he likes to be a father, so he said cross talk in a fit of anger." ”

"Hmm. Zhou Tian snorted.

"And he also partnered with me, this person is far away in the sky, close in front of him, he is not an outsider, it is this Zhou Tian classmate next to me. When the fat man said this, he pointed to Zhou Tian next to him with his hand.

"Ahh Zhou Tian deliberately pointed at himself in surprise and said exaggeratedly: "It's better to make fun of me." ”

This is the third burden thrown out of this cross talk.

As Zhou Tian expected when he wrote the cross talk joke, this burden was thrown out, which immediately caused laughter from many audiences.

Measure the quality of a cross talk work.

The audience's laughter is one of them, and the cross talk that Zhou Tian and Wang Le are talking about now has undoubtedly achieved this.

It's just that because of this kind of performance, I often see it in cross talk performances, so some bigwigs in the box on the second floor think that it is a little ordinary and has no new ideas. There are also some cross talk bigwigs who give high recognition to the third burden thrown out by Zhou Tian and Wang Le.

The thoughts of the bigwigs on the second floor.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le didn't know.

They continued their cross talk performances, throwing out a big burden every now and then, causing the audience to laugh.

That's it.

In the laughter and applause of the audience, the cross talk performed by the two is also coming to an end.

Zhou Tian, "Now everything is about frugality. ”

Fat man, "Yes, this sentence is not wrong at all, now everything is economical, when we eat in the restaurant, there are too many dishes, we can't eat it, take it away." ”

"Nowadays, many people choose to pack after eating, if you don't pack it, people will laugh at you, so you have to pack. When Zhou Tian talked about packing, he reminded, "When we pack, we should use that kind of recyclable tableware to pack leftovers, and we must not use plastic bags, which will increase white garbage, but it is different when you use recyclable tableware to pack meals." ”

"For me, it's the same with whatever you pack. ”

"How can it be the same? One is recyclable, one is not recyclable, one makes garbage, and one can't make garbage. Zhou Tian corrected.

"Just do what you say, pack it with recyclable materials. The fat man made a gesture of walking out of the restaurant with the packed meals, "After packing, take it in your hand, go out of the door of the hotel, follow the trash can at the door of the hotel, and walk you." ”

Countless audiences off the stage.

Laughed.

Co-author, you're so frugal, huh?

Packed from the hotel and dumped in the hotel's trash can?

You are not sorry.

What was different from the audience's laughter was that the big guys in the box on the second floor all looked at each other when they saw the burden thrown by Zhou Tian and the fat man.

Resource conservation, environmental protection and regeneration.

This is something that countries around the world have vigorously advocated in recent years, but I didn't expect Zhou Tian and Wang Le to blend this theme into cross talk.

Not bad.

It's really good.

When the bigwigs on the second floor praised Zhou Tian and Wang Le, Zhou Tian on the stage on the first floor immediately refuted the fat man's actions, "Are you packing? It's better not to pack, what is the purpose of packing? It's to save resources, not like you, throw it in the trash when you go out." ”

"I throw my food in the trash, and I do it for the purpose of saving resources. The fat man looked at Zhou Tian, then at the people under the stage, and said seriously.

"Reason, your reason. Zhou Tiandao: "Otherwise, I don't believe it, and the audience under the stage won't believe it." ”

"I want to ask all of you, do you know the homeless?" said the fat man, with a serious look on his face.

"I know, sometimes I drive by the road and often see homeless people. Zhou Tiandao: "A few years ago, there was also an Internet celebrity homeless man called Brother Lixi. ”

"People call Brother Sharp, not Brother Sharp. The fat man corrected Zhou Tian's erroneous statement, "A lot of homeless people, many, many homeless people, what do they rely on to make a living? I make a living by picking up garbage, picking up junk food for a living, I pack the leftovers that I can't eat and throw them into the trash can, just so that they can have something to eat, although the food is leftovers, although the vegetable rice is a little cold, but it is clean." ”

Quite a few audience members off the stage.

After hearing the fat man's words, they all applauded.

Meanwhile.

The cross talk bigwigs in the box on the second floor were all confused, because this burden was completely different from what they thought in their hearts.

In the heart of the cross talk boss, it should be Zhou Tian who used the fat man to throw the packed leftovers into the trash can to talk, not the fat man's beautification of himself.

When the cross talk boss was confused, Zhou Tian and Wang Le bowed to the audience under the stage in unison.

A bow represents the end.

Other words.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le's first cross talk in the Laojie teahouse is over, and the next thing is that the cross talk bosses on the second floor make corresponding comments on Zhou Tian and Wang Le's first cross talk, if 50% of the cross talk bosses are optimistic about Zhou Tian and Wang Le's first cross talk, then Zhou Tian and Wang Le will continue their cross talk performance in the Laojie Teahouse.

Contrarily.

Each goes back to his own house, and each finds his own mother.

When the bigwigs were discussing, Zhou Tian and Wang Le could not appear on the cross talk stage in the Laojie Teahouse, nor could they appear in the place where the staff stayed, they would wait for the results of the bigwigs' deliberations in their own special box.

Of course.

While the two were waiting for the bigwigs to discuss the results, the cross talk performance stage in the Laojie teahouse could not be completely empty, and there would be cross talk actors who had been recognized by the cross talk bosses before to perform here.