"Tie it up, tie it up for him! Look at the two of them, hurry up and undress!" The "writer" jumped behind and hurriedly asked the first two "ET" and Jingli to undress. "ET" pretended not to hear it again, and the other fine person was sick at this time, and he really didn't know what the "writer" was talking about.

A few people who watched the excitement didn't help, but the ones who did it were all capable of acting. The "doctor" and the "actor" held down the black dog, and the "potential maniac" reacted quickly, and after dividing his clothes by two, he took off his clothes a few times and the black dog was trapped with four hooves. The black dog also reacted at this time, and opened its mouth to bark: "Someone is coming......

"Ah!" didn't even say a word, this guy was covered by the actor, and the "actor" hurriedly shouted: "Whoever takes off a sock and comes over and plugs this guy's mouth!"

"Potential Maniac" jumped up, stepped over and kicked the schizophrenic guy to lie down, and said while pulling his pants: "What socks do you use, you don't need it." This guy has to make some contribution if he doesn't help, I've observed, just use his **, this guy hasn't taken a shower for three days!"

The black dog's face was green, he shook his head with a "woo", and the "actor" and the "doctor" covered one of him, and there was no room for struggle at all. The "potential maniac" picked off the schizophrenic one in a few clicks, picked the white and partially yellowed ** with his fingers, and stuffed it into the black dog's mouth in a spiral. The lower half of the patient who was picked up was naked, and he was silly looking at his important parts.

It's a long story, but it's actually a matter of time. The black dog lost its ability to resist, and several people were also tired and sweaty. The black dog was completely subdued, and threw it into the corner, and the "actor" looked at the "writer" again and said, "What should we do next?"

The "writer" hesitated for a moment, and said, "What do you all want to do? I wrote in my book that I will not be discharged from the hospital for two months." I'll just keep an eye on this guy, right?"

The "actor" thought about it, began to pick up the white coat from the black dog, and said: "I'll pretend to be a nurse later, and I'll go to the office to take a look first." You're causing chaos, aren't you?"

"Potential Maniac" sneered: "Lao Tzu wants to practice with that nurse fat dog! He sat on me last time." ”

The "doctor" said, "I'll take the two of them and give the patients who come to experience the characteristics to have a good look!" The "doctor" pointed to the paranoid and still bare schizophrenia next to him. That's a combination of them. As long as they can rush to the leaders of the inspection, it can be predicted that the doctors of the Seventh Hospital will be unlucky again.

"ET" ignored them and slowly floated out the door. The actor was wearing a white coat, and the schizophrenic patient with his bare lower body was squatting next to the black dog. Stretched out his hand and pulled off the black dog's shorts with the **, took it in his hand and looked at it, this guy raised his hand and put the black dog's ** on his head, and sang while jumping on the bottom half of the bare: "Fall in love with a wild horse, there is no grassland ...... in my home"

The voice is plaintive and euphemistic. It is completely up to the standard of "The Voice of China".

The "actor" nodded at a few people, turned his head and went out. As soon as this guy turned the corner, he was about to wait for the "doctor" to make a mess, so he took the opportunity to sneak out of the Seventh Hospital.

He found a place and was taking out the fake beard and wig set sent by Zhang Dadao to disguise himself! Suddenly, someone slapped him on the shoulder, and the "actor" trembled, his beard was crooked, and he was almost scared to pee. When I looked back, I saw "ET" standing behind him like a ghost, holding a pair of golden eyes in his hand.

"I'll go, almost scared me to death?" "What are you doing?" "The actor" almost didn't cry.

"ET" nodded and said, "You're going to run out? ”

"What do you mean, where did you come from?" the "actor" was shocked at first. Then he started playing dumb.

"Just got it. "ET" nodded, and then said: "Remember to go out and contact Zhang Dadao, you must contact more enlightened earthlings, and you must reveal the true face of those aliens!"

[Oh~ Director Zhang wants to make a science fiction film? Three-Body Problem, it must be Three-Body Problem, it is said that the Three-Body Problem is going to be adapted, and the feelings are directed by Director Zhang! This has to be fought for!] The "actor" automatically made up the words of "ET", nodded and said: "Definitely, but you don't want to participate? This is a big production! It's good to get a supporting role." You have a big gold tooth, I'll come to Hu Bayi!"

The "actor" is the protagonist with a shameless mouth, but this stupidity is obviously confusing "The Three-Body Problem" and "Ghost Blowing the Lamp". This routine is the same as Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan. Keeping Tang Seng and learning scriptures from the West has the same magic. "ET" is a master who has contact with aliens, this kind of stupid question of earthlings didn't take it to heart at all, and continued in his mouth: "I won't go, those guys have implanted a positioning system in my body." The future of humanity that I can't run away from is up to you!"

"ET" pulled up his clothes, revealing a scar on his lower abdomen, and then held the head of the "actor" with both hands and shook it vigorously, as if he was entrusting revolutionary work.

The "actor" was a little stunned, swaying by "ET", but he secretly said in his heart: [Isn't that the location of the cecum? Now it's so high-tech? Cut the cecum and implant the positioning by the way?]

"ET" is all gone. The "actor" came back to his senses, squinted his eyes and continued to lurk. At this time, the leaders who came to inspect were coming from the outpatient building to the inpatient department under the leadership of the vice president. The "doctor" was accompanied by two mentally ill people, the paranoid one with a paper bag of newspapers in his hand, and the schizophrenic one was still bare, with black dog tag boxers on his head. The two of them are left and right, and they are the left and right protectors of the "doctor".

"Potential Maniac" shook his neck and rubbed his wrists, following not far behind. A few people went downstairs, and the leaders downstairs came up. Other patients are sitting in the activity room under the guidance of the doctor. The doctors also pretended to care for the patients, and Su Jinjin also pretended to be busy and took a notebook to record everywhere and wrote: "Eat grapes and don't spit out grape skin nonsense." ”

The inspection team immediately left the elevator hall and was heading to the activity room, and the four of them were also walking down the stairs. The corridor of Building 3 is not wide, and the stairs and elevators are not far away. When the group got out of the elevator, the first thing they saw was people coming down the stairs. The elevator came out to start with the vice president and the main leaders, and at this glance I saw a scene that I will never forget.

Especially the schizophrenia with the bottom half of the bare, it is simply a fantasy scene of a mental hospital that has never appeared in their imagination!

To say that this leader is a leader, seeing such a scene, he is still very calm, looking at the vice president next to him and smiling: "Your welcome ceremony here is very distinctive!"

The vice president was embarrassed, and he didn't know what to say, when he saw the one in the middle of the few people downstairs waving his hand, and the left and right protectors on the side rushed over one after the other!

That's exactly what it is: leading patients to win when they meet, but there are countless comedies! )

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