Yin Tianqiu chuckled softly. "Xingzai, don't bluff me!"

In order to prove that he does have "real kung fu" and is not a swaggering and deceitful magic stick, Zhou Xing asked: "Did you go to the set this morning?"

"What's the matter, when won't I go to the set?" Yin Tianqiu still disagreed.

"Then you get a chance to play the corpse. You performed the show with dedication and received praise from Cuckoo. The next one of you accidentally injured Cuckoo, and you lost all your efforts. The bald drama not only didn't give you food, but also made you fall on your head. Am I right or not?"

Zhou Xing asked as he stared at his eyes tightly.

"Xingzai, are you following me?" Yin Tianqiu frowned.

"No, I pinched my fingers and figured it out. ”

Yin Tianqiu looked at Zhou Xing suspiciously, and after a while, he shook his head and smiled, "Xingzai, I was almost blindsided by you, you are Aunt Xia's relative, of course you know everything!"

"Believe it or not believe it is up to you. I can also figure out that your eyes didn't hit the table, but were hit by Liu Piaopiao. ”

In order to fool Yin Tianqiu, Zhou Xing did not hesitate to destroy his character spoilers.

"Hehe, you must be hiding somewhere to peek. If it weren't for the table, I wouldn't have been hit, and I don't hit women. Yin Tianqiu tried his best to quibble.

"If you still don't believe it, I'll give you another hexagram, and tomorrow Liu Piaopiao will come to apologize to you and give you a little money to compensate. ”

Zhou Xing left after speaking, with a masterful demeanor. When tomorrow comes, his words will be fulfilled.

When the time comes, Yin Tianqiu will shock him into a celestial. At this time, Zhou Xing came up with a few more predictions, concluding that Yin Tianqiu was not the material to be an actor, and buried his dream of being an actor.

Under Yin Tianqiu's pessimism and disappointment, it is naturally much easier to get the book "Actor's Self-cultivation".

Zhou Xing deduced it a few more times, thinking that the plan was close to perfect!

"Cut, you mainlanders are superstitious!" Yin Tianqiu didn't believe it at all.

Early the next morning, the two went to wait outside the set together, and Yin Tianqiu jokingly asked Zhou Xing, "Master, you help me calculate a hexagram, do I have any drama to play today?"

Zhou Xing thought to himself, don't blame me if you want to die. He pretended to close his eyes and pinch his fingers to calculate, and then said in a shocked voice:

"You've got a play today, and you're an important role – a stand-in for the main character. But I advise you not to be careless, the spring breeze is often accompanied by disasters at the same time, you must pay attention to the disaster of fire today!"

According to the original plot, Yin Tianqiu will get a chance to play the role of Du Juan'er stand-in today. The crew will set his sleeve on fire.

However, the sad thing is that because the director discussed with the art director the nonsensical question of whether the artistic realm would be higher if he released a pigeon, the scene that could have been shot in one minute did not start in five minutes.

At this time, Yin Tianqiu's arm had already burned redder than chicken wings. This scene tried its best to spoof John Woo's violent aesthetics, but it made Yin Tianqiu suffer.

"Firelight, nerves!" Yin Tianqiu smiled and didn't take it seriously.

Unexpectedly, he walked into the set and really got a chance to be a stand-in. "It can't be such a coincidence, right?" Yin Tianqiu muttered in his heart.

Changing into Du Juan'er's clothes, Yin Tianqiu already knew that he was about to catch fire.

"Damn, the disaster of firelight, won't it!" Yin Tianqiu was secretly surprised in his heart, could it be that Xingzai was really a master of divination?

At this time, he was a little more looking forward to the prophecy that Liu Piaopiao would come to apologize to him today. If this prophecy is also fulfilled, Xing Zai's words deserve great attention.

This day was the same as the original plot, because the director and the art director were, delaying the best shooting time, and Yin Tianqiu's hands burned redder than chicken wings.

What made him even more angry was that despite this, because of the difficulty of bald drama work, he still didn't eat chicken wing rice.

Under the fire of Yin Tianqiu, he was angry with the bald drama for the first time. "Aren't the actors human?" he asked angrily.

It's a pity that the fierce bald drama doesn't eat him. The bald drama manager saw Yin Tianqiu spraying him, but instead smashed the lunch box on Yin Tianqiu's face, making him full of soup and water. Yin Tianqiu had to flee the set in embarrassment.

"Hey, Tianqiu, why are you so embarrassed every time you go to the theater?" Zhou Xing looked at the time, twelve o'clock at noon. It's almost time to get off the set.

Yin Tianqiu didn't say anything with a gloomy face, and went into the room to wash and change clothes.

"Xingzai, do you think I have a future in acting?" Yin Tianqiu came out after changing his clothes, staring at Zhou Xing with his eyes.

He finally had doubts about his dream of acting. It's a good start. Zhou Xing once again pretended to be a master.

"Actually, what about your own appearance and acting skills..."

Yin Tianqiu asked anxiously, "What about the appearance conditions and acting skills?"

"Frankly very average, very average!"

Yin Tianqiu's expression was a little gloomy when he heard this, and Zhou Xing didn't let him go at all, "Although your own conditions are average, it is not impossible to get ahead in the entertainment industry." ”

When Yin Tianqiu heard this, hope was ignited again. He was anxious to know what was to follow.

"The key is to have noble people to help!"

"Xingzai, you help me calculate, where is my nobleman?"

Hehe, Yin Tianqiu is completely hooked! Zhou Xing saw his anxious look, and his heart blossomed.

"Your nobleman is far away in the sky, close in front of you!" Zhou Xing's pretending to be a ghost made Yin Tianqiu mistaken.

"You said you were mine... Nobleman?" Yin Tianqiu obviously didn't believe it.

"No, no, no. Your nobleman is a cuckoo. ”

"Cuckoo?"

"Hmm. ”

"There's no reason, Cuckoo gave me a chance to start work with her, but I messed it up. Yin Tianqiu was completely deflated.

The time Yin Tianqiu messed up, Du Juan flew out of the set with sparks and lightning all the way.

"As a professional actor, I don't think Cuckoo will have a bad idea of you because of this. There will be a higher level of cooperation between the two of you. You will become the leading actor!" Zhou Xing boldly predicted.

"I'll be the hero!" Yin Tianqiu clenched his hands into fists, "Will I really become the actor?"

Zhou Xing didn't speak, just looked at Yin Tianqiu pitifully. Yin Tianqiu was anxious, "Xingzai, you are talking, don't spit and torture people." ”

"In that case, then I'll say it. It's true that Cuckoo is your nobleman, but you are not destined to enter her world. In the end, you gave up the support of Cuckoo and chose to be an ordinary person. ”

The movie "The King of Comedy" does not have the bloody routine of Diaosi's counterattack, but a story about Diaosi that is so ordinary that it can't be more ordinary.

If it weren't for Yin Tianqiu's eventual help the police shoot three gunmen, there would have been basically no bright spots in his life.