As soon as Liu Weiming finished speaking, the people present laughed and applauded warmly.

The wine table culture can never be separated from meat jokes, and if you want to enliven the atmosphere, then meat jokes are the best medicine.

"District Chief Liu is right. Li Jun immediately applauded.

"Everyone says one, and there is a box of wine there, and whoever says something bad will punish himself with a glass, which is dry. Li Jun, you say. Liu Weiming knocked on the table and said, usually Liu Weiming would not be so active at the wine table, there is no way today.

"Although mine is not as classic as District Chief Liu, it is not bad. Li Jun praised Liu Weiming before he said it, and Liu Weiming smiled hehehe.

Li Jun said vividly, and after finishing speaking, everyone applauded without listening......

Everyone said one by one, speaking happily, and suddenly swept away the oppressive atmosphere in front of them. At this time, the door rang, and then I saw Shang Yandai walk in, Shang Yandai pushed the door open and was obviously stunned, I guess I didn't expect there to be so many people, but then I gave Liu Weiming a roll of the eyes, and then said to everyone with a smile: "Hello everyone." Then he took a seat and sat down in an empty seat next to Liu Weiming.

Due to Shang Yandai's entry, the meat joke competition on the wine table suddenly came to an abrupt end.

Liu Weiming smiled, and then shouted to the waiter at the door, and the waiter guarding the door immediately pushed the door and walked in.

"All of you order, watch. Mayor Shang, you are a lesbian, you should give priority. Liu Weiming handed the menu to Shang Yandai and said.

Shang Yandai didn't care about the crowd, so she didn't say anything and took the menu directly, ordered two dishes at random, and then handed the menu to the next person.

"What are you doing? Didn't you say you invited me to dinner? Why are these people here?" Shang Yandai said to Liu Weiming in a low voice.

Liu Weiming smiled, and then said: "I invited a guest to dinner, but I didn't say that it was only you and me? So, you can't blame me for lying to you, you can only blame you for not asking clearly." ”

"Yes, I blamed myself, right? Shang Yandai glanced at Liu Weiming and continued to ask: "What are you inviting these people to eat here today? ”

"A friend, bring you to worship the mountain, you are the biggest mountain. Liu Weiming smiled.

"I said, it turned out that you brought it to **, I thought you were really so good, come and invite me to dinner. Shang Yandai paused for a moment, and casually understood what Liu Weiming was here for.

Liu Weiming shook his head and didn't speak again. She couldn't tell what the woman in front of her was thinking.

At this moment, He Jianlin finally came back, still carrying a bag on his back.

As soon as he entered the door and looked at the people inside, he enthusiastically took out a cigarette from his body and scattered one of them: "Hello leaders, warmly welcome all leaders to come to the banquet." ”

Liu Weiming sat in his seat, took the cigarette from He Jianlin's hand and said, "This is what I told you earlier, my friend and Jianlin. Jianlin, this is the director of the Labor Bureau, this is the director of the Construction Bureau, this is the director of the China Merchants Bureau, this is the director of the Commerce Bureau, this is the director of the Health Bureau, this you know, an old friend, Li Jun, director of the Public Security Bureau. This is the deputy head of our high-tech zone in charge of commercial enterprises, Shang Yan Daishang. Liu Weiming pointed to He Jianlin one by one and introduced, everyone knew that He Jianlin was not small, and they all responded enthusiastically.

"What's the origin of this friend of yours?" Shang Yandai asked Liu Weiming in a low voice after shaking hands with He Jianlin.

His father is He Yingjie, secretary general of the Jiangnan Provincial Party Committee. ”

"I see, it's your father-in-law's butler. What do you want me to do in the future? I can first say that I am a good cadre of the party, and I will not do anything illegal. Shang Yandai said jokingly.

"That's up to you, I won't do it anyway. Liu Weiming also said, in fact, what to do has already been in everyone's heart.

"Thank you very much for coming to the banquet today, which makes me very moved. He Jianlin said at the beginning, and then when the dishes were served, he took out a few bottles from the box of Moutai next to him and filled them with wine one by one. When she poured in front of Shang Yandai, Shang Yandai stopped her with her hand, and then said, "Thank you, Mr. He, I will get drunk when I drink." ”

He Jianlin couldn't figure out the depth of Shang Yandai, so he looked at Liu Weiming inquiringly.

Although Liu Weiming had a meal with Shang Yandai last time, he was all a female general of the Yang Sect last time, and he didn't drink at all, so he didn't know if Shang Yandai could drink. But thinking about it, Shang Yandai should be able to drink after being in the officialdom for so long, so she said: "District Chief Shang, you can just have a drink, Jianlin will pour her a little bit." If you get drunk, I'll be responsible for letting you take half a month's vacation, paid. ”

Liu Weiming made a little joke.

"Since District Chief Liu said so, then I'll drink some, but District Chief Liu, you have to talk in front of everyone. When the time comes, I'll be drunk, and I'll really stay at home for half a month. Shang Yandai smiled and responded.

"Okay, I promise. ”

"Come, I'll toast you first, and thank you again for looking up to me, and I'm not very grateful. After He Jianlin finished pouring the wine, he picked up the wine glass and said.

They all politely held wine glasses and touched glasses with He Jianlin and Liu Weiming. Liu Weiming looked at Shang Yandai with a side face, only to see Shang Yandai gently take a sip and put down the wine glass, with a hint of bright red on her face, which was extremely tempting.

"Everyone came today to give me Liu Weiming's face, and I Liu Weiming has this in my heart. Jianlin, is my good brother for many years, and then in our high-tech area this acre and three points of land mixed rice, what happened to your hands, everyone within the scope of the policy to give some convenience, of course, the most important thing is that everyone is a friend, you say yes? Come, I toast you a cup. As the half master of this time, Liu Weiming said everything he could.

Everyone clinked glasses with Liu Weiming. The opening remarks are all over, and the next show is to pour wine, which is usually the highest position.

No, Liu Weiming had just finished speaking, Li Jun took the wine bottle and poured a glass for Liu Weiming, and then held the wine glass and said to Liu Weiming: "District Mayor Liu has worked tirelessly for our high-tech area, and this professionalism is worth learning from all of us, and it is our model." So, I would like you to give each of us a glass of wine to our most respected leader, District Mayor Liu, as a token of respect. I'll come first, District Mayor Liu, and I would like to give you a drink. ”

Liu Weiming looked at the smiling Li Jun in front of him angrily, one cup per person, but there were eight people here, didn't he have to drink eight cups of one per person?

Looking at the crowd that catered to him and the atmosphere was high, Liu Weiming suddenly put down his wine glass and said: "I said it today, I only talk about private matters, and it has nothing to do with official affairs, so we don't talk about official affairs." There are no superiors and subordinates present today, everyone is just friends, so everyone drinks this wine together. Here, cheers. ”

"That's not going to work, District Chief Liu. No matter what the occasion, you are the leader of all of us, the guiding light for us to move forward, and the beacon in the sea. So you must drink this wine, every glass represents the respect that each of us has for you, you have to drink. Li Jun is obviously also a master, and he insists on persuading Liu Weiming to drink, the purpose is nothing more than to get Liu Weiming drunk. And there is a very special phenomenon in the officialdom, when you pour wine, the leader will not mind whatever you say, but the more urgent you are, the happier the leader will be, which is the reason why the wine table in Jiangnan Province is rampant.

Liu Weiming gritted his teeth and looked at Li Jun, and finally had no choice but to say, "Okay, cheers." ”

While whispering to Li Jun, "If I get drunk today, I'll be over with you." ”

"You can't blame me, I promise to only pour you this cup, and others have nothing to do with me. Li Jun smiled, then raised his head and finished his drink.

"Good, good, good drink. Everyone applauded, but Shang Yandai on the side looked at Liu Weiming curiously.

Liu Weiming is also out of the way, this person can't go down when he sits at the wine table, just like a mixed river, he can't help himself. Dealing with it one cup after another, the director of the Labor Bureau, the director of the Construction Bureau, the director of the China Merchants Bureau, the director of the Commerce Bureau, the director of the Health Bureau, and then He Jianlin, plus Li Jun's, Liu Weiming drank seven glasses in one go, fortunately, Liu Weiming had a good amount of wine, if it was someone else, he would have fallen down in this round. Rao is Liu Weiming's wine is good, and Liu Weiming's throat and stomach are also burned in the stomach of this 52-degree Moutai, as if they are being burned by fire. Hurriedly lit a cigarette and smoked it, and slowed down.

When Liu Weiming was relaxing, Shang Yandai, who had been sitting beside Liu Weiming without speaking, suddenly picked up her wine glass and said to Liu Weiming: "District Chief Liu, come, I will give you a glass." Thank you for your support and guidance in our work. ”

Liu Weiming stared at Shang Yandai with his eyes, and secretly said in his heart, what is this woman crazy about? She blushed after taking a sip before, and now she poured herself wine, does she really want to buy drunk in exchange for half a month's vacation? This is also ridiculous, right?

"What's the matter? District Chief Liu, do you look down on me? Don't give me any face?" Shang Yandai looked at Liu Weiming's appearance and added.

"No, it's just...... It's just that...... This wine is a bit strong, not very suitable for lesbians. Liu Weiming glared at Shang Yandai and said with a smile, which means Shang Yandai, don't mix it up.

"District Chief Liu, I have two interpretations of what you said. First, you look down on us female comrades, can you only drink this wine if you are gay men? Chairman Mao said that there is no distinction between men and women in the revolutionary ranks, everyone is a comrade, a comrade-in-arms, and men and women are equal. That's not right for you. Second, you are deliberately avoiding alcohol and not giving me Shang Yandai face, all the leaders here have drunk it, but I Shang Yandai toasted you but you didn't drink it, you are really chilling. Shang Yandai sighed and said.

Liu Weiming's sweat, he is kind-hearted, but he didn't expect his kindness to be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs. I remembered the last time Shang Yandai's Dong Lin patted the table in her office for a long time, and immediately lost her temper, and secretly said in her heart that I have to drink you down today. Holding a wine glass, he said: "Everyone testify, this is not what I deliberately wanted District Chief Shang to drink, I am not responsible for getting drunk later, don't say that I bully lesbians." ”

"District Chief Liu, you should look down on people, why do you think that I will be drunk? What if you are drunk?" Shang Yandai was more competitive than Liu Weiming, and deliberately brought the words to the gambling game.

Liu Weiming didn't expect Shang Yandai to be in this posture, and secretly said in his heart What does Shang Yandai mean by this? At that time, he looked at the people present, and finally Liu Weiming said: "Then what do you say? Do you want to gamble?" Liu Weiming said this because of his absolute confidence in his own drinking, and it was also caused by Shang Yandai's forced inability to get off the stage.

"Bet on it, what do you think?" Shang Yandai smiled strangely at Liu Weiming, and then turned her face to everyone and said.

None of the people present were good birds, and when they heard it, they all shouted loudly, "Bet, good." Among them, He Jianlin and Li Jun are the two sluts who are the most fierce.

Liu Weiming looked at Shang Yandai and felt as if he had fallen into a trap. But at this time, there was no way, and he couldn't get off the stage, so he said fiercely: "Bet on it, bet on it, you can all say what you bet." ”

Generally speaking, the words of men and women gambling on this wine table are nothing more than some ambiguous and small conditions, and the small one is the woman's pro-man, or the man himself says a few words. The big bet is that the woman takes off her clothes by herself, but now this condition is not met. Shang Yandai is the wife of the secretary of the Linyang Municipal Party Committee, and Liu Weiming is the son-in-law of the provincial secretary W. And Liu Weiming still has such a large number of subordinates in front of him, and he doesn't dare to say such a little bit of conditions, but it won't be interesting to talk about this gamble without saying something exciting.

In the end, He Jianlin said: "That's it, I ordered a KTV upstairs, and we'll all go sing after dinner." Today, District Chief Liu and District Chief Shang, whoever loses must sing a song that the other party asks for an order, no matter what the other party orders, they must sing. Of course, dancing is fine. ”

"This mention yì is good, and it is good to mention yì. If District Chief Liu gets drunk first, I will build a district chief and let District Chief Liu dance a little swan or pole dance or something. Li Jun immediately said, if this wine is really a good thing. Usually, who would talk to Liu Weiming so, but once he drank wine, it was different, he who spoke would not scruple about this and that, and obedient people would not mind this.

"I don't think it's good, how can you sing if you're drunk? This is much better, isn't it? Do you dare to come? District Chief Liu. Shang Yandai looked at Liu Weiming with a defiant expression.

Can Liu Weiming not be provoked by a woman like this? When He Jianlin heard this, even if he went out to call the waiter, he brought in another box of beer, opened it all and put it on the table.