"Brother, what are you looking for everywhere?"

Yan Xiaoxi stood at the door of the bedroom with a puzzled expression on her face. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Yan Yuchen was running around the room, rummaging nervously through every room and corner, as if he was looking for something important.

What are you looking for, of course, that terrible python!

Yan Yuchen was covered in cold sweat, did not answer, and looked more carefully.

The ugly python was obviously not a mortal thing, and it disappeared in the blink of an eye, not knowing whether it had escaped or was hiding somewhere in the house.

He couldn't let this dangerous thing hide in his home and threaten the safety of his family.

It wasn't until every corner of the house that he could hide was probed and still didn't find any trace of the python, Yan Yuchen's heart finally breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that the guy had already been scared by his own urine and fled.

"Generally speaking, such a big python will definitely emit an extremely strong fishy smell, not to mention that its mouth is still so wide, but I didn't smell anything just now, and the guy seems to be as timid as a mouse, and was directly scared away by my urine. In this way, it is not a real python, maybe someone is playing a prank and using a remote control toy. ”

Yan Yuchen thought about it seriously for a while, and felt that this idea was very possible.

After all, I was plotted when I first came back before, and this time, I'm afraid it was done by the bad girl named Fox Quack.

Although I don't know how the python disappeared suddenly, it must have something to do with her!

"Hmph, damn dead frog, you wait for my brother!"

Yan Yuchen scolded a few words, then didn't think about it anymore, looked at the time, it was already noon, it was time to cook.

"Little sister, it's time to cook. ”

Yan Yuchen shouted, walked into the kitchen first, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to cook.

Yuan Xiaofen also followed Yan Xiaoxi in, and said with a surprised face: "Yan Yuchen, do you know how to cook?"

Yan Yuchen nodded, picked up the kitchen knife of the cold light forest, tucked his abdomen and chest, and looked unfathomable.

Yan Xiaoxi muttered beside him: "Anyway, I have a lot of breakfast, I don't need to eat at noon, Sister Xiaofen, let me tell you quietly, my brother has never cooked, this is the first time, my brother gave you the first time." ”

“……”

The corners of Yuan Xiaofen's mouth twitched slightly, and she didn't dare to pay attention to her, but looked at Yan Yuchen, who was cutting spinach with a kitchen knife, and kindly reminded: "That...... Spinach can be cut without ......"

Yan Yuchen paused for a moment, smiled slightly, and said, "I know, I'll just try a kitchen knife." ”

Then remove the spinach and start cutting the rape......

Yuan Xiaofen looked at it in a daze for a while, she couldn't stand it anymore, so she had to walk into the kitchen and say, "Yan Yuchen, let's come with me." ”

Yan Yuchen and Yan Xiaoxi said in unison: "Then how can you be embarrassed?"

Although the two siblings said this, their eyes showed undisguised anticipation, and they looked at her with burning eyes.

Yan Yuchen didn't want to cook and couldn't cook, and Yan Xiaoxi didn't want to be unable to eat at noon, so both of them naturally hoped that someone who could cook would cook.

It's a bit of a shame, but there's no way around it.

"Yan Yuchen, you go to wash rice and cook, I'll stir-fry. ”

Yuan Xiaofen took the kitchen knife in his hand, looked at the miserable green vegetables on the board, and couldn't help but show a wry smile on the corner of his mouth.

Yan Yuchen immediately abdicated to make way for Xian, took the basin to the small courtyard to wash rice, and patted the fart loudly in his mouth: "Yuan Xiaofen, I really didn't expect it, it turns out that you can also cook, it's too powerful, much stronger than many girls, look at my little sister, who is also a girl, hey, I can't compare with you." ”

Yan Xiaoxi stood at the door of the kitchen, rolled her eyes at him, pouted and muttered dissatisfiedly: "In order to flatter others, you deliberately hit and belittle your lovely sister, brother, you are so shameless." ”

Yan Yuchen pretended not to hear her words and continued to bow his head to wash rice.

At this time, on the courtyard wall next to him, a head suddenly poked out, and his big dark and smart eyes stared at him a few times, and then disappeared.

"Hua'er, that bad guy who pees on you is washing rice in the yard, I'm going to attract his attention, you sneak in and put laxatives in the rice, remember, it's better to put more, don't want that bastard to pull, in order to avenge your urine! Hmph, this time it must be successful, do you hear?"

The fox quacked and hid outside the courtyard wall, gritting his teeth and commanding the flowers in front of him.

Hua'er lowered her head, her face flushed, thinking of the scene where Yan Yuchen urinated in the bathroom before, and suddenly felt ashamed.

Yan Yuchen finished washing rice and was just about to leave, when the courtyard door was suddenly pushed open.

The fox croaked in a snow-white dress, Shi Shiran walked in, deliberately slanted his eyes sideways, winked at him vigorously and raised his eyebrows, threw his wink, and said coquettishly: "Handsome pot, I didn't expect us to be neighbors, it's just too fateful." ”

Yan Yuchen was stunned for a moment with the basin, stared at her and said in surprise: "Fox, are you schizophrenic?"

The smile on the fox's face stiffened slightly, Yu Guang glanced at the flowers on the courtyard wall, and smiled sweetly: "I'm just here to see you, classmate Yuchen, you put down the things in your hand first, come here, I have something to say to you." ”

Yan Yuchen frowned, put the basin on the ground, stepped forward and said, "Fox quack, I happen to have something to ask you, did you put the water on the door of my yard? And that big python, you controlled it remotely, right? Don't be in a hurry to deny it, it's useless to deny it, I know it's you! Only you can do such a thing, am I right?"

The fox cursed a few words in his heart, glanced behind him, and saw that Hua'er had already succeeded, and immediately said with a smile: "Yes, what you said is right, I did all that, but what can you do with me?"

She secretly sneered in her heart: Stinky bastard, let you be arrogant again! Wait a while, you will take the laxative specially prepared for you by Miss Ben, and you will cry!

"You admit it?"

Yan Yuchen saw that she didn't deny it, and she still had a fearless look, and she couldn't suppress her anger in her heart.

It's okay to tease him, Yuan Xiaofen kindly came to help him make up for his class, but he was poured a soup chicken as soon as he came, which is really hateful!

"Yes, I admit it, I did it, so what? If you have the ability to bite me? Miss Ben won't be afraid of you, a toad!"

Seeing that the trap had been set, the fox was happy in his heart, and naturally spoke unscrupulously.

Yan Yuchen glared at her angrily for a while, turned around and picked up the basin on the ground, and said coldly: "I don't know like a girl, this is my home, I hope you leave now!"

The fox croaked his hands on his hips, and said proudly: "I know that you have no guts, coward, you have offended Miss Ben, and you regret it!"

Just about to turn around and leave, Yan Yuchen walked over with a basin and urged: "Go quickly, I'm going to lock the door, lest some uneducated people break in without knocking!"

"You!"

The fox quacked angrily, then glanced at the basin in his hand, and there was a hint of schadenfreude in his eyes, and said: "Okay, Yan Toad, you wait for me, when you cry!

As soon as she finished speaking, Yan Yuchen suddenly raised his hand without warning, and directly poured a basin of water and rice on her head, and then jumped away, laughing and laughing: "Stinky frog, this brother has finally taken revenge! Let you be arrogant, let you be embarrassed! Hahaha......"

The fox croaked and stiffened in place, and his head full of rice and rice water rushed down, and his snow-white dress was instantly soaked from the outside to the inside.

She opened her mouth and her eyes widened, trying to speak, but she couldn't.

She froze in place like she was stupid.

She never dreamed that someone would dare to splash water on her, let alone that this laxative-mixed thing not only didn't harm that damn bastard, but actually harmed herself!

At this moment, her mind was blank, and there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in her heart......

On the courtyard wall, the flowers who saw this scene were dumbfounded.

Yan Xiaoxi, who had just come out of the kitchen, also happened to see this wonderful scene, and her beautiful eyes were also widened, and her delicate little face was full of astonishment.

Such a cute and cute girl, my brother actually destroyed the flowers with his hands and was able to do it.

That's cruel, isn't it?