It's about 10 a.m., and it stands to reason that there should be no one at home. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

However, as soon as Chen Nan pulled Shi'er into the hall, there was a scream of "ah" from inside, which almost burst his eardrums.

Concubine Dongfang Yun's face was full of panic, and after finding out that the person who came in was Chen Nan, she said angrily: "What the hell are you bastard, who are you scaring with pig blood?"

Looking down at the blood stained on his body, Chen Nan was helpless.

He thought that there was no one at home, so he didn't have any scruples, and walked in without even changing his clothes, but he didn't expect this concubine to be at home.

"Whoever I scare, what's wrong with scaring you, goblin?"

Chen Nan glanced at her and said, "Didn't you go to work, why did you come back again?"

"Grandma can go back if she wants, it's your business. Dongfang Yunfei said angrily, and sat on the sofa.

Chen Nan didn't bother to talk nonsense with her, hid the magic knife behind him, and was about to pull Shi'er towards his room.

But at this time, Concubine Dongfang Yun suddenly stood up, stared at Shi'er and said, "You surnamed Chen are too much, you don't go to school to protect Qingqing, and you actually bring a woman to the house." ”

Although he reprimanded Chen Nan with righteous words, there was a sour vinegar smell in this tone.

"Aren't you going to die if you're not dirty, Shi'er she's homeless, I'm helping her find her family, don't believe you ask the black-haired chicken!" Chen Nan said: "It doesn't matter if you are dirty yourself, the point is, don't impose your dirty thoughts on me." ”

Is this thing learning from Lei Feng?

Dongfang Yunfei felt a little unreliable no matter how she heard it, and pouted: "Little black chicken, is that so?"

The black-haired chicken has now shrunk its body and has become the shape of the chicken before, it screams a few times with its head held high, and flies into the kitchen to find food: "Don't ask the chicken master, the chicken master doesn't know anything." ”

Concubine Dongfang Yun puffed out her eyes: "Hmph, the surname Chen, you are honest, are you kidnapping an ignorant girl?"

"I'll kidnap your sister!"

Chen Nan doesn't want to scold her anymore, is her character really so bad?

Fortunately, at this time, Shi'er hurriedly stood up: "This sister, you misunderstood Chen Gongzi, it was really he who saved me, he is a good person." ”

Dongfang Yunfei's eyes were round, staring at Shi'er with an innocent face, and walked over quickly and said, "Sister, your name is Shi'er is Ge? Don't worry, with me, this animal surnamed Chen doesn't dare to do anything to you, you tell me the truth, did he force you to say this?"

Shi'er shook her head in confusion: "Sister, why are you talking about Chen Gongzi like that, he is really a good person." ”

Is this animal a good man?

Concubine Dongfang Yun obviously didn't believe it.

She knows very well how lustful Chen Nan is, and now that an ignorant girl is in front of her, he actually didn't deceive him? This is too unscientific!

She stared at Chen Nan with suspicion: "You...... Are you really doing a good deed?"

"Brain-dead!"

Chen Nan turned around disdainfully and strode into the room with Shi'er.

Looking at the closed door, Concubine Dongfang Yun hesitated for a while, quietly followed, and hid outside the door to eavesdrop.

"Shi'er, you sit down first, I'll take a shower and change clothes. ”

Chen Nan's voice came from inside, and Concubine Dongfang Yun outside the door gritted her teeth, thinking to herself, this shameless bastard, it is estimated that after taking a bath, it is time to lure the little girl to the bed?

Catch the thief and get dirty, catch the traitor in pairs!

Grandma and Auntie will bear with me for a few minutes, and then we will definitely expose the true face of your animal!

Concubine Dongfang Yun thought angrily in her heart, feeling very uncomfortable, thinking that this bastard had already slept with her, but now she wanted to harm other women, she was very annoyed in her heart, and she wanted to rush in and slap him a few times.

Five minutes later, Chen Nan finished taking a shower.

There was a conversation in the room that made Dongfang Yunfei crazy-

"Shi'er, do you know how a girl becomes a woman?"

"I don't know. ”

"Shall I teach you?"

"Okay, Chen Gongzi, you are really a good person, you are willing to teach me. ”

"Really good, come, take off your clothes first, close your eyes and lie on the bed without moving, you know?"

"Uh-huh, I'll listen to you. ”

"Your skin is so white, and it's very elastic, more than a little better than the shrew of the Eastern Demon Princess. ”

"Hehe, it's good if Gongzi Chen likes it. ”

"Well, come on, it's too tiring like this, change your position. ”

“……”

Listening to these vulgar conversations, Dongfang Yunfei's silver teeth were about to be crushed.

Shameless!perverts!hooligans!livestock!

She cursed viciously in her heart, she couldn't help it, and she scolded: "You bastard surnamed Chen, do you dare to say that you are Lei Feng? You are a shameless beast!"

As she spoke, she slammed on the door, only to find that the door was not locked at all.

And when she rushed into the room, she was completely dumbfounded.

Shi'er was sitting in the computer chair, neatly dressed, looking at the door with a smile on her face, while Chen Nan was standing a few meters away, looking at herself with a *** expression.

Concubine Dongfang Yun suddenly felt deceived, stomped her feet and shouted, "Bastard, you lied to me!"

"You don't believe that you are brain-dead, do you still blame me for eavesdropping?"

"You, you, you!"

Concubine Dongfang Yun pointed at him, trembling with anger.

Chen Nan said disdainfully: "What are you, if you don't wipe it when your saliva is about to flow out, can you afford to pay for it if it stains my floor?"

I'm drooling?

Dongfang Yunfei subconsciously wiped her chin, and immediately stomped her feet and screamed: "Bastard, you dare to play with me!"

Chen Nan shrugged: "Who made you so stupid, if I say that your chest is off, do you also have to touch your chest to confirm? It's really hopelessly stupid." ”

"Ahhhh

Dongfang Yunfei jumped and screamed frantically, and strode out of the room.

She swore that she was not stupid, but as soon as she talked to Chen Nan, a bastard, even if she was not stupid, she would be mad by him and become stupid.

In fact, as early as when Concubine Dongfang Yun began to eavesdrop, Chen Nan found her, but he didn't expose it, so after taking a bath, he whispered a few words to Shi'er and teamed up to tease her.

As for the dialogues of the poems, they are naturally taught by Chen Nan sentence by sentence.

"This sister is so funny. Shi'er scratched her head and looked at Chen Nan: "But, why does he always like to scold you?"

"She has a problem with her brain, so we don't care about her. Chen Nan turned on the computer with a smile and said, "I'm going to school later, you can play with the computer at home, and I'll arrange a room for you when I come back." ”

Shi'er nodded: "But I haven't played with the computer, how can I play this?"

Chen Nan was speechless.

I had to turn on the player and find her a series for her to watch the video, and then I got up and went to school.

(The first update is presented, I continue to write, brothers and sisters monthly tickets continue to work? dare to be mad?)