Closing the door and ignoring Mr. Fan's knock, Zhou Xing instructed the system to return to the city.

With a whoosh, Zhou Xing returned to the real world. He spent seven or eight days in the world of "Do Not Disturb", and only seven or eight minutes passed in the real world.

When I opened the little yellow book again, I saw a few more lines on the page of "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb 1".

[The comedian has gotten the most important plot item - the beauty secretary of angel investor Mr. Fan.] The film is shown. The next movie "People Are Embarrassed in Thailand" is about to be staged, and comedians can read "Comedy Encyclopedia" to enter the world of comedy. ]

"System, "Thai Embarrassment" is still an urban comedy, can a traversal urban comedy dominate the whole plane?" Zhou Xing has traveled through several urban comedies, and he is a little tired!

"Don't question the Comedy Star Performing Arts Guild, everything is the best arrangement!" The system has really spared no effort to maintain the Rausch Performing Arts Guild, "With your current strength, you are only suitable for urban comedy!"

"Moreover, you urgently need to improve your strength in the real world now, otherwise with your strength, you will soon be in trouble. There's a plot item in "Thai Embarrassment" that suits you perfectly!"

"You mean the oil tyrant?"

"That's right! As long as you get the oil tyrant, win to marry Bai Fumei, become the CEO, and reach the peak of life, it is not a problem!" the system described it beautifully.

Zhou Xing's blood was boiling, and he continued to look down.

[The comedian shattered Qin Fen's protagonist aura, so that he couldn't counterattack.] Your appearance made him deeply aware of the complexity of domestic society, reversed the negative impression of the fake foreign devils represented by Qin Fen, the Chinese people who were stupid and had a lot of money, ruined the dream of the fake foreign devils to return to China to make money, and raised the prestige of our country! Since then, he has honestly moved bricks at the construction site and married a northeastern daughter-in-law, Cuihua. ]

[Comedy Star Acting Guild Rating: Ten Jiro in One Night.] You have successfully abducted the beautiful secretary that countless men have dreamed of in the world of "Do Not Disturb 1", and conquered her with her superhuman sex-ability. Although you are an actor who is not in the stream, you have already attracted the attention of many showbiz bigwigs.

A director of the Comedy Star Ivy Association said that if you are willing to star in "Two Girls and a Cup 5", he is willing to give you a chance to audition.

Plus, one of the Obasan bosses in the Comedy Star Performing Arts Guild has taken an interest in you. She said that if you are willing to accept the unspoken rules, she will give up 200 pounds of meat to help you enter the ranks of third-rate comedians within a year. Come on, Sao Nian. ]

What is this? Zhou Xing couldn't laugh or cry. The next thing should be the award from the performing arts union, Zhou Xing rubbed his hands excitedly.

Every time the prize is related to a comedy movie that crosses over, this time should be no exception, right? Hehe, do I want the many beauties that Qin Fen has ever made, or do I only need the heroine Shu Qi from the beginning?

"Pull it down, there's nothing this time!" the system interrupted Zhou Xing's YY, "This time I'm traveling through the world of self-selected comedy, and it has nothing to do with the acting union, so there are no prizes." You're going to be blind!" The system gloated with a very poor expression.

"Your sister, isn't a comedy of your choice a comedy?" Zhou Xing was indignant. He found that the little yellow book really didn't suggest that there was a prize.

"Do you want the system to reward you with an Amore?" the system sneered.

Amore, played by Feng Yuanzheng, Ouch, I'll go! Zhou Xing was nervous when he thought of this stud stud ladyboy who was scared. "You'd better play somewhere!"

If there is no reward, there is no reward, but I finally harvested a box of gold, and a big-breasted-charming female secretary, this trip is worth it.

When Zhou Xing appeared in front of Yu Xiaohui again, he was carrying a large lockbox in his hand. Yu Xiaohui waited anxiously, and immediately pounced when she saw Zhou Xing, "Where have you been?"

"I went to another world and got some gold!" Zhou Xing patted the box, "Now I have money to buy a house!" Yu Xiaohui covered his mouth, this guy is really powerful, don't rob the bank again, right?

"Don't worry, this time I didn't take it from the bank, this time I got it above board. Zhou Xing didn't know where she was careful. The two held hands and reappeared in the villa they had just seen.

"Miss, this house is good, but it's a bit too much for you to accept installments, right?" The big fat man with the bracelet was still inside. He was inking with the sales lady.

"I'm really sorry sir, the real estate in this community is selling very well, and now there are only one or two sets left, if you want to buy it, you can pay the full amount." The Company does not accept loans. The sales lady said politely.

"What kind of rule is this? My brother bought such a house, and I have never heard of a loan not being allowed. Brother Stick was a little annoyed.

"I'm so sorry, sir!" said the sales lady just bowed and didn't let go.

"Don't let you take out a loan, right?" Zhou Xing asked with Yu Xiaohui in hand.

"Yes, sir!" the sales lady replied casually when she saw that it was Zhou Xing and the others who had gone and returned. She has seen countless customers, and the two should not have the ability to buy a house in full.

"Ouch, why are you back again? Your chick says she doesn't like it. The man who called himself Brother Stick turned his head to see Zhou Xing and laughed strangely.

"I like it now, I can't do it!" Zhou Xing slammed the box on the floor, if this fat man dared to talk nonsense, he would have to repair him.

"Okay, okay, you're awesome, you buy, you buy!" Brother Stick motioned for himself to give in. He couldn't afford to eat Zhou Xing, so he embarrassed him by retreating.

"Sir, please take a light note, the floor of this house is all high-grade solid wood flooring, which is easy to be scratched. The sales lady frowned and reminded.

Brother Stick and the sister-in-law he was hugging couldn't help but puff and laugh, and the sales lady slapped him in the face without having to do it himself.

"If I buy it, what's the cost?" Zhou Xing was too lazy to take care of this superficial local money, and walked straight to the sales lady.

"I bought this house!"

"Hehe!" Brother Stick didn't say anything next to him, just patted Xiaomi's arm and laughed. Who wouldn't pretend to be forced to? I bought it, hehe, you have to be able to afford it too.

"Sir, are you sure you want to buy it?" asked the sales lady cautiously. "The full price of this house, plus the maintenance fund, taxes and fees, is about 31 million. All payments are required in a lump sum. ”

"Think I can't afford it, do you?" asked Zhou Xing with squinted eyes. Before the sales lady could speak, Brother Stick came over and smiled, "Boy, it's not Brother Stick who buries you, if you can really buy it in full, Brother Stick, I'll eat Xiang live broadcast!"

"Is this what you said?" Zhou Xing asked coldly. "I said it. Brother Stick patted his chest. His Xiaomi covered her mouth and chuckled.

"Okay, just let you open your eyes and save yourself from dying when you eat Xiang live broadcast. Zhou Xing entered the password, opened the box and shook it. With a bang, a box of gold rolled to the ground and formed a small pile of glittering gold.

Everyone's eyes were glued to Jin Shan, and their eyes shone with greed. If it weren't for Zhou Xing in the town next to him, these people would have to go up and grab it.

"Here is 80 kilograms of gold, according to the market price of 300 grams, it is 24 million, and I have a card here, which has more than 10 million in it. I don't know if it's enough to buy this house?" asked Zhou Xing to the sales lady.

"Enough, enough!" the sales lady replied repeatedly, she was stupid, she had seen a local tyrant, but she had never seen such a local tyrant. All at once, 80 kilograms of gold came.

Although Zhou Xing said this to ask the sales lady, he slapped him in the face like a whip. Taking advantage of the fact that the three of them were not on him, he pulled Xiaomi and prepared to slip away quietly.

"Wait!" Zhou Xing called out to the sneaky two. "Looks like there's something you forgot to do?"

"Dude, I'm sorry, little brother, I don't know Taishan, you have a lot of them, let me go!" Brother Stick's arrogant energy is no longer there, and some are just pretending to be grandsons.

"It's not impossible for me to let you go, apologize to my girlfriend. Zhou Xing didn't want to be too entangled with this kind of person.

"Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I'm a debtor. Brother Stick slapped himself lightly on the mouth. After a while, he seemed to have discovered a new world, "Hey, Bai Lily!" Xiao Mi beside him also slapped in surprise, "It's really Bai Lily, I'll go, I see a big star!"

"It turns out that my sister-in-law is a big star! I really don't know Taishan! Big brother, you are so awesome! Serve!"

Those who can play female stars are all second ancestors with heads and faces, although Brother Stick has a few money, but whether it is compared to money or social status, he thinks that he is not the opponent of these second ancestors. It's okay to admit it.

"I'm not Bai Lily, my name is Yu Xiaohui. Yu Xiaohui corrected.

"Sister-in-law, I understand, I understand!" Brother Stick laughed and bowed out of the house. There are only three people left in the villa: Zhou Xing, Yu Xiaohui and the sales lady.

"Are you really a white lily, can you sign my name?" the sales lady approached Yu Xiaohui and asked flatteringly.

"No, you recognized the wrong person. Yu Xiaohui was annoyed and corrected again.

"Hey, hey, are you still selling the house?" Zhou Xing was a little angry, why are these people so crooked?

"Sell, sell, sell," the sales lady said apologetically when she saw Zhou Xing's anger, "I'll take you to sign the contract." ”