Chapter 31: The Pig in Tian Song's Mouth
Of course, there should be chicken in the restaurant, and of course the chicken is taken from the chicken, so of course the restaurant also has chicken.
Before the dim canopy was completely lifted, the rooster in the backyard couldn't wait to crow.
And after the dawn, the sky seems to be brightening quickly.
The canopy has been completely opened, and a new day has arrived, but in the new day, we have to deal with yesterday's disputes.
People always don't value their time like this.
The shopkeeper and his nephew sat at the table for breakfast, and Yutian also had breakfast with them, and the expressions of the three of them were extremely flat and natural.
The rope on Yutian's body was gone, and the three of them sat around the table as if they were three generations in the same hall.
The restaurant is open as usual, but no one eats breakfast at such a restaurant, and breakfast is not served here.
Normally, the restaurant is not open in the morning, but today they removed the wood from the top door as if they were waiting for someone.
After eating, the shopkeeper stayed behind the counter and tapped the abacus, his nephew cleaned up the chickens and ducks in the back kitchen, and Yutian was still sitting at the table in the corner.
The three of them seemed to have forgotten what had happened last night, even what had happened during the day.
The time had come, and no one had stepped through the door of the restaurant, not even from its door.
Noon had arrived, and there used to be three or four tables in the restaurant at this time, but today it was deserted, and the shopkeeper's probe went out, only to find that the street was empty.
He sighed, turned around and found that there was already a person in the restaurant at some point, and that person was sitting at the table in the middle.
The shopkeeper's body shook suddenly, and the cold sweat couldn't stop from that time, he knew that this person must have come to seek revenge from Qingshanzhai.
But since this man has entered this door, he is his own guest, how can he not greet him?
The shopkeeper walked up to the man, but he didn't come closer, and was almost three feet away from him.
The distance of three feet was not only because of the shopkeeper's fear, but also because this person had at least two feet of fat on his body than ordinary people.
From a distance, the man looked like a ball. When you look closer, it doesn't look like anything.
Because no one could rest their eyes on him, his form was simply disgusting, and at the same time, the smell of his body was disgusting.
The smell of carrion.
Yutian sat a few feet away from the man, and he could smell his body, and he felt that this good restaurant had become a pigsty!
The man thought it was a fat pig, a fat pig that had been wallowing in his own and urine all day long.
Yutian in the corner suddenly laughed, because he knew that this person must be the second master of Qingshan Village, that is, the "stinky pig" in Tian Song's mouth.
He thought to himself: It's really worthy of the name, and the two masters of Qingshanzhai are still a little cute.
The shopkeeper forcibly pressed the tumbling stomach pouch and asked, "What do you want to do with this guest officer?"
Zhu You, the second master, often said: "I heard that your cook here came back from Kyoto. “
The shopkeeper nodded, and he told him to talk as little as possible and gasp as little as possible.
Zhu Youchang asked again: "That is, ****, all kinds of dishes can be made?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Not that powerful, but it's about the same." ”
Zhu Youchang patted his thighs happily, the fat on his arms and thighs kept shaking, and a few fat fans fanned out the questions on his body, and the restaurant stinks.
The fat pig said again: "Come and bring me a plate of hot human waist, red stewed human hands, sweet and sour human pork ribs." ”
The shopkeeper was stunned, he was actually mentally prepared to accept finding faults, but he really didn't expect that what people were asking was not an unreasonable request, but a dish that couldn't be made at all!
Zhu Youchang added seriously: "The waist of the person must be the waist of a young man, the anger is too heavy when he is old, and there is not much meat when he is young; the ribs should be eaten by the middle-aged people, this kind of ribs is firm and chewy, but the old man's meat is not good, the old man's meat is sour; the most important thing is to braise people's hands, it is best to find the kind of person who deals with onions, garlic and salt all day long, this kind of person's hands are delicious!"
When he said these words, he didn't think of a wicked person at all, but like a gourmand who had studied things.
After saying that, he licked the saliva that flowed from the corner of his mouth, but he couldn't lick it at all, and his tongue seemed to be all fat, and he couldn't stick it out at all.
The shopkeeper didn't know what to say, so he turned his head to look at Yutian and found that Yutian had already stood up.
Yutian sat opposite Zhu Youchang with a smile and said, "This is really a coincidence, there is a pair of middle-aged ribs, a pair of young people's waists, and two cooks' hands in this restaurant, you are really good." ”
Zhu Youchang also smiled, his eyes and nose were squeezed by fat when he laughed, and his whole face was like an ass.
He laughs, "I've always been good at eating, so I usually have a good mouthful. ”
Yu Tiandao: "But I don't recommend you to eat braised human hands." ”
Zhu Youchang asked, "Why?"
Yutian frowned and said, "There is only one cook in this restaurant, if you eat his hands, won't he have the hands to cook for you." ”
Zhu Youchang also said worriedly: "It seems that this is the case, if I cut off his hand, won't he have the hand to burn his hand for me." ”
Yutian smiled again and said, "Although the words are a bit twisted, the truth is right. ”
Zhu Youchang thought for a while and said, "Then I won't eat human hands." ”
Yutian was puzzled: "The two of us also have hands, why don't you eat ours?"
Zhu You often said: "It's not good, it's not good, the shopkeeper's hand counts accounts every day, there must be a copper smell, and your hand is even worse, at first glance, you are a kung fu person, and the meat on your hand must be very hard and can't be burned." ”
Yutian smiled: "So you don't eat anything that is not delicious?"
Zhu Youchang's fat body leaned back, and said with a look of disgust: "I see that you are very smart, in fact, you are as stupid as a pig, I am so fat, and I can't die of hunger, there is no need to eat those unpalatable things." ”
Yutian nodded and apologized to Zhu Youchang, he really liked this disgusting person now.
Zhu Youchang turned his head to the shopkeeper and said, "You, go to the kitchen first to unload your ribs, I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs." ”
He turned his head and turned his whole body around like a normal person.
Then he said to Yutian: "I won't eat you first, it won't taste good if the hot waist flower is heavy, so you can stay here and talk to me." ”
Yutian smiled and nodded, and then motioned to the shopkeeper who looked at a loss to go to the back kitchen first.
Zhu Youchang suddenly became sad, and he whispered: "It's been a long time since no one wants to talk to me like you." ”
Yutian asked, "Really, what about your family?"
Zhu Youchang sighed: "I have no family anymore, and the only one who can be called my family is only my younger brother, but he was injured yesterday." ”
This younger brother is, of course, Tian Song, and the person who injured him is Yutian, who is sitting in front of Zhu Youchang.
Yutian lowered his head, he was not ashamed that he had beaten Tian Song, but he felt worthless for Zhu Youchang:
Tian Song, who he regarded as his younger brother, actually designed to frame him, and even poisoned him!
Yutian asked, "Who hit your brother?"
Zhu Youchang said indignantly: "I haven't seen him, I only heard that the man is a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child. ”
Yutian pretended to be surprised and asked loudly, "What? child?
Zhu Youchang replied: "Almost." ”
Yutian had a funny expression, and he asked, "How old is your brother?"
Zhu Youchang replied, "Thirty-four." ”
Yutian's eyes widened, and his eyeballs were about to fall out, and he asked, "Thirty-four years old was beaten by a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child?"
Zhu You often said: "Yes, my younger brother has always been not smart and has no strength, and it is normal to be beaten." ”
Yutian asked, "Your brother was beaten, don't you plan to vent your anger on him?"
Zhu Youchang replied solemnly: "Of course! It's just that I haven't found that person yet." ”
Yutian smiled: "If you find that person, how are you going to teach him?"
Zhu Youchang pondered for a while, he raised his head suddenly, and he didn't want to be a fat man of more than three hundred pounds at all.
"It's like this!"
A burst of furious energy exploded, exploding between the two of them, blasting straight towards Yutian's chest and abdomen.
As soon as Yu Tian's hand was raised, a powerful force emanated from the palm of his hand, and the wooden table of the restaurant was directly split in half.
Both of them took a few steps back from the aftermath of the energy contact, and both stood there as steady as a hill.
The difference is that Yutian is a hill, but Zhu Youchang is a majestic mountain like Suzaku Mountain.
Zhu Youchang smiled and said, "Boy, that's good! I know why Tian Song was planted in your hands." ”
Yutian frowned, he knew that the person in front of him was completely different from the person who had just spoken to him, both in personality and physically.
Although Zhu Youchang is bloated, he likes to strike first, his water tank-like body actually flies, and what is even more incredible is his speed, he can rush over like the speed of a rabbit.
Zhu Youchang's body suddenly began to rotate, and the brown imperial spirit on his body condensed into a cyclone, which was one of his seeing skills, the Lower Rank Imperial Technique: Wilderness Impact.
He was confident that he would understand Yutian with this move, because there were many people who were defeated by his move, and there were many masters who were on par with his own cultivation.
Yutian knew that Zhu Youchang's cultivation was above his own, and the only thing he could rely on to win was his physical weakness and his own high-level imperial skills.
So he didn't want to make a casual move like when he was fighting with Tian Song, but as soon as he came up, he made a move Hongjie Zhongpin Imperial Technique, Lang Tao Pingzhang.
This imperial skill was left to him by Yu Qingxuan, and the biggest feature is that it is majestic and has a large attack range, which is just right to deal with people like Zhu Youchang.
The power of Yutian's imperial technique exploded when that meat ball immediately smashed into Yutian's body!
With this move, even the turbulent waves can calm down, not to mention a spinning ball of meat, Zhu Youchang's body actually stopped two inches in front of Yutian's palm.
He couldn't bombard forward, and he couldn't spin as if he was being pinned down by the spirit.
He didn't even have time to be stunned, he was driven by a powerful force, and his three-hundred-pound body was actually controlled by Yutian and rotated under the rotation of Yutian's body.
Zhu Youchang realized that Yutian's strength was not exhausted, and hurriedly tried to get rid of it, but it was too late.
The imperial spirit in Yutian's palm gushed out like a wild wave, and the meat ball in front of his palm was also ejected by this force and bounced outside the door of the restaurant.