Chapter 547: Sing a Children's Song!

A true warrior is to dare to face a bleak life, and a true warrior is to dare to face thousands of rivals in love!

Is Yang Yi a warrior? Obviously not, but in order to press the goddess in the eyes of others under the crotch and whip him fiercely, in order not to let others doubt his gender - this warrior, Yang Yi still decided to do it.

The feeling of conquering a goddess is not just about doing something with a beautiful woman.

The goddess conquered most of the world, and he conquered the goddess.

So, he conquered the world as a matter of course!

This is the psychology that most men will have, otherwise how can so many people like to spend hundreds of millions to support star models?

If you have money, it's not a woman who plays, it's feeling, it's grade, it's identity.

It is undeniable that Yang Yi is a rich man, so he also has to ask for a little grade, right?

Big star, tsk, that feeling.

As soon as he went out, the beautiful and handsome guy said with envy on his face, "Look, that's Sophie's husband, Zhang is really handsome, and he has money." I really envy Sophie. ”

Yang Yi felt that just listening to these two words of praise every day would make him satisfied in his life.

Although standing up now will be jealous and insulted by others. But Yang Yicai doesn't care about that.

People who are not envied are mediocre!

Besides, being spit in the face by others can change to a big star who is like a flower and jade under him, and this business is stupid and coquettish.

Is Yang Yi stupid? Only those who say that Yang Yi is stupid are stupid?

Under the attention of tens of thousands of people, Yang Yi Shi Ran stood up, and then worked hard for a long time before making a gesture of a national leader, with a faint smile on his face, reserved and reserved. He waved his hand slightly. The phrase 'hello comrades' that others put on their lips almost blurted out.

"Wow!"

The crowd exploded at once, more than 10,000 people, at least dozens of eyes with different feelings to shoot Yang Yi.

Envious, jealous, resentful, snickering - without exception, there is no such thing as a sincere blessing for him.

Yang Yi also discovered today that human feelings are so colorful. Human beings -- are actually very cautious.

If you can't get it, it's better that everyone can't get it, and if others get it, you will be jealous and want to go crazy.

It's human nature, and all people are.

Being watched by 10,000 pairs of eyes, Yang Yi felt like a beautiful woman who had been stripped naked, and was being scrutinized by a large group of prostitutes.

His eyes are like substance, and he can't wait to shoot him through.

If the eyes can unleash the most vicious magic, Yang Yi can really be seconds, and there is not even a scum left.

In the face of jealousy, Yang Yi could only pretend to turn a blind eye.

Be jealous, uncle, I'm done enjoying it, you're still jealous.

"Ahh

A woman not far from Yang Yi screamed as if she had suddenly reached a high tide, attracting most of the eyes.

As a result, the expression on Yang Yi's face became more and more sincere.

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that Lao Tzu's appearance and style could directly make girls high-fashioned, well, I will keep it in the future. Yang Yi thought a little triumphantly.

Also, when a woman suddenly screams, there are usually only two reasons, one is high-orgasm and the other is hell.

Yang Yi doesn't think he looks like a ghost, so handsome and sunny, if he is a ghost, then people all over the world are bulls and horses.

"Xiaoli, what's wrong with you? Another girl next to the girl complained.

The girl saw that everyone's eyes were attracted to her, and her face suddenly became a little unbearable. Unconsciously lowered his head and said, "Originally, I thought Yang Yi was a handsome bubbling handsome guy, but I didn't expect it to look so ordinary." I don't know if my idol Sophie is obsessed and will fall in love with him? ”

“――”

If it weren't for so many people watching, Yang Yi would have wanted to rush up and have a good theory with her.

Mom, aren't my eyes eyes? Aren't my noses noses? Why aren't you handsome? Why are you blind? You're blind, such a handsome guy doesn't know how to appreciate them.

Black, this is high-level black, this chick must be disgusted that I didn't look at her just now, so I said it on purpose.

Well, it must be like that.

Yang Yi accepted his explanation as a matter of course, and with a sincere smile on his face, he stepped onto the stage step by step. It's like walking down the sacred red carpet.

Those award-winning big stars may be in this mood when they walk the red carpet.

He walked slowly, and the crowd slowly separated into a passage, and everyone craned their necks to watch, quietly waiting for the plot to develop to the next step.

The goddess stepped down from the altar, and her man stepped on!

Although this man is not them, he is also a teacher at their school. How face-saving will it be to say it in the future?

"Look, the teachers in our school are awesome, and even big stars can hook up. ”

"That's my substitute teacher and buddy, if you want to see Sophie's concert in the future, I'll ask my buddy to help you open it alone. You're the only guest. ”

"Teacher Yang and I are buddies, and whoever of you wants an autographed photo of Sophie can be my girlfriend. ”

“――”

As long as you casually mention that you are from a medical university, and your buddy teacher is Yang Yi, then-at least you don't have to pay out of your own pocket for drinking and eating, right?

One step, two steps, three steps.

Looking at Sophie, who was getting closer and closer with light makeup, Yang Yi found that his heart was beating a little. It's the same as being called to the podium by a teacher when I was a kid.

Standing on the stage in one breath, Yang Yi found that he was already covered in cold sweat.

Sophie smiled smartly, but her eyes turned red unconsciously.

Today, she gave up all her honor and reserve, and said so much, just for this moment.

If, if Yang Yi doesn't show up, then she, Sophie, will be the laughing stock of the whole world tomorrow.

Even so, Sophie said and did it without hesitation.

Looking at the face that had appeared in her dreams more than once, Sophie suddenly found herself feeling like crying.

How proud of a girl she was before she met him?

So many excellent men circled around her, afraid of melting in her mouth, and afraid of falling in her hands.

originally thought that he would choose one of his favorites from many suitors, and then marry in a beautiful manner. But now - everything is not going as planned.

Yang Yi never pursued her, and he didn't even take the initiative to say that he liked her. But she had to put down her sacred aura and stand in the center of the stage to express her emotions implicitly and straightforwardly.

It's a reverse chase!

It's pretty much the same as upside down.

Girls are reserved, reserved, and not good at expressing their emotions. Even if you like a boy, you should wait for him to take the initiative to confess. Sophie is also a little girl, even if she has a halo, she is still a girl.

But the crux of the matter is that Yang Yi is not an ordinary boy.

He didn't seem to feel his affection for him, or pretended not to. In his eyes, Sophie felt as if she was not a beauty.

There was no way, she could only take the initiative and take the initiative again.

She asked her mother before, and it was she who told herself that her happiness was only to pursue it herself. If you miss it, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Therefore, there will be such a phoenix seeking a phoenix.

"Yangyi, can you sing a song for me?" asked Sophie cautiously again.

Although Yang Yi's standing here already speaks for itself, Sophie still wants to get the most accurate answer from Yang Yi's mouth.

What is not spoken, never counts.

Yang Yi looked at Sophie with some embarrassment, and then turned back to look at the audience. He smiled wryly, "I-I don't really know how to sing." Why don't we -- let's change something else? I'll tell jokes. ”

What he said was the truth, he had been to KTV a few times, but Yang Yi never dared to show his broken voice in front of others. When I went home that time, I yelled "On the road" Several women laughed for more than half a month, so Yang Yi vowed never to sing again, at least not in front of people.

Now let him sing again, isn't it embarrassing?

But in the eyes of others, it's contrived.

Which of today's young people doesn't hum more or less?

"I love you and love you like a mouse loves rice!"

"Honey, you fly slowly, watch out for the thorny rose in front!"

“――”

There are so many pop songs, and there are a lot of love and ruthlessness, so you can just grab a few sentences. How can you say no?

Besides, singing is not the key, okay, whether it sounds good or not is not the key, the most important thing is whether the content is good or not?

"This man is a piece of wood, and he is an uncarnable kind. The eager audience did not hesitate to define Yangyi.

Sophie's face was also a little unpleasant, and Yang Yi's shirk was a rejection for her. Even refused to sing, but also rejected her feelings.

"Sing one, sing one. ”

There was a lot of heckling in the audience.

As a result, these three words began to spread throughout the stadium like an echo.

From the mess at the beginning, to the neatness at the end.

It's okay to do stupid things, but you can't do stupid things that provoke public anger.

Yang Yi knows this truth very well.

Looking at a group of enthusiastic and smiling bastards innocently, Yang Yi said helplessly: "My voice is really hard to hear, besides, no song can remember the lyrics, but my elementary school teacher taught us a children's rhyme, and I still remember it." Why don't I sing nursery rhymes?"

"Poof—"

This is Zeng Baomin and others who couldn't hold back the sound of spraying tea.

"Poof—"

This is the sound of a female student squirting popcorn.

"Poof—"

It's the sound of some men spitting.

Bastard, he can't even sing, how did he get into the goddess of the stage? Lao Tzu is not bad at singing, why is he not favored by Sophie?

In order to cope with the embarrassment, Sophie could only squeeze out a smile and said, "Okay, then let Teacher Yang sing a nursery rhyme! ”

Yang Yi's old face is rarely red, but this is also something that can't be helped.

When his parents gave birth to him, they only thought about giving him a handsome face, and they didn't think about his voice. I don't really have that talent.

If it weren't for the teacher who was both a homeroom teacher and a music teacher when he was a child, he beat them with bamboo sticks and told them to sing, he really couldn't remember a complete lyric.

I took a deep breath and carefully echoed the lyrics I learned when I was a child in my mind, and found that I hadn't forgotten it. That's just a little bit of confidence.

"Xiao Ma Xiao Erlang, carrying a schoolbag to school, not afraid of wind and rain-"

"Poof—"

"Ahaha-"

A series of strange sounds completely disrupted the artistic conception that Yang Yi had just brewed, and the audience laughed a lot.

Yang Yi's old face, which had not changed for a hundred years, couldn't help but turn red, and said with some twist: "I said it all, I don't know how to sing, you still have to let me sing." "To see the first ad-free debut, please go to--

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