Chapter Ninety-Nine: Tang Wan'er's Apology
A few days later, when Liu Suifeng used Tang Wan'er's status as a princess to solve Chen Ziqiang's gang, launched a "funny change" three years in advance, and then returned to Huabi County. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
I saw that in the small square of Huabi County, a large number of villagers gathered together.
In the midst of all the gathered villagers, a tall pyre was piled up by the crowd.
And in the middle of the pyre, there was a man who was screaming and wailing.
Liu Suifeng, who had just returned with honors, looked at it carefully, and felt a little familiar.
"What? Isn't that me?"
After taking a closer look, it was completely confirmed that this was her own body under the control of Tang Wan'er's soul!
"Damn, what kind of damn beast has this guy done with my body in the past few days!
They are all arrested and burned as hereticals! Don't you know that the exchange of bodies is also subject to the Basic Law!"
And just when Tang Wan'er was tied to the middle of the pyre, struggling and crying, the middle-aged county magistrate, with his hands on his chest, unfolded a long scroll, as if reading out the crimes Tang Wan'er had committed these days.
"The crime of molesting a woman from a good family!"
"Playing hooliganism with the lower body in public for a long time!"
"Open defecation sin!"
"The crime of bullying my teammates!"
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"Because the sinner Liu Suifeng has a bad deed, and has committed all the above crimes, the crime is extremely heinous!
This county decree represents the opinions of the broad masses of the people, and this time it is specially permitted to allow the use of burning at the stake to carry out humanitarian destruction against such remnants of the scum and perverts in the world!"
"I'll go! It's Lao Tzu's body that will be destroyed!" Liu Suifeng was also anxious when he heard this.
But after hearing that the execution was approved by the county order, the large number of villagers surrounding were only happy.
A little torch, "bang" and the pyre was burned.
A group of people seemed to be afraid that the flame would be blown out by the wind, and threw firewood at Tang Wan'er's outstretch.
It is full of a look of "everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high".
And even the sister Jiewusheng who was standing on the side had no sympathy, watching Tang Wan'er being roasted by the fire on the pyre and screaming, she only felt very happy, and she couldn't wait for Tang Wan'er, who played with her all day long, to be burned to death by the fire as soon as possible.
Xiaoqing didn't care, she just felt that after Liu Suifeng's body was burned, looking at the highly carbonized black corpse, it seemed that it would be easier to see what was hidden in Liu Suifeng's body.
It seemed that Liu Suifeng was the only one who ran over with the same screams as Tang Wan'er, "it! Stop! That's my body! You want to burn me! Don't burn that one!"
"Whoosh!"
But at this moment, a meteor also slipped from the sky, and with a "bang!", it smashed down accurately.
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When a few people came to their senses, their bodies were all replaced.
Time is also back to three years later.
A few people covered their heads, which were still a little dizzy, and slowly got up, only to find that the small shop of Lao Gan Mei's hot sauce that was originally empty has now become a splendid restaurant.
In the restaurant, the restaurant is full, and even if there is no place for people to sit down and eat, a large group of people are still lining up to the outside of Huabi County, rushing to buy.
Master, I'm settling the accounts.
Lin Daiyu greeted guests in front of the door.
The old godmother and the middle-aged county magistrate, the two sat on the edge of the bed on the second floor, leisurely drinking tea, talking about the future development plan of the old godgirl hot sauce, full of life winners.
The spicy sauce, which poisoned the peoples of the world, did not spread.
The old godmother was not forced to leave her hometown helplessly.
Chen Ziqiang's gang and others have already been wiped out.
The middle-aged county ordered several people, and they were not imprisoned with infamy.
"Succeeded?" Liu Suifeng watched all this, and he was also in a good mood.
But smiling and smiling, I realized that in addition to the original everything, there was also something that had changed in this crossing.
I saw passers-by on the side, when they saw Liu Suifeng, they were no longer as worshipping and admiring as before.
Instead, he put one hand to his mouth, lowered his voice in a low voice, and whispered about it.
"Isn't this the pervert from three years ago?
"Shhhhh
A large group of diners saw Liu Suifeng, and they all waved to him happily, "Yo! pervert!"
"Perverted?" was called like this, and Liu Suifeng was also a little confused.
A large group of diners were also a little puzzled in the face of Liu Suifeng's bewilderment, "Hasn't the title of pervert been called for many years?"
also kindly reminded, "By the way, why did you come to this Huabi County to wander around again?
"Uh, this one, it's not that serious, is it?" Liu Suifeng was a little helpless.
Only then did I remember that I had become in the current situation, and "won" such a "pervert" title, it seemed that it was all thanks to Tang Wan'er who used his body to mess around when he left.
But I didn't have time to think too much, and I didn't know why the news of my coming to Huabi County came away.
I saw a large group of villagers with hoes and pitchforks coming towards him menacingly.
"How dare you come!"
"Do you want to flirt with a woman from a good family again?"
"Arrest him! This time we must kill him here!
"it, it's not me!" In the face of the menacing large number of villagers, Liu Suifeng could only temporarily retreat and quickly run away.
And after driving away Liu Suifeng, the "pervert", the local fathers and villagers who came around were extremely respectful to Tang Wan'er, who single-handedly caused all this.
"Princess Wan'er, why are you here!"
"Why didn't you say it earlier! We're ready to greet us early!"
"If you hadn't eradicated Chen Ziqiang's gang back then, how could we live such a good life now!"
"Thank you Princess Wan'er!"
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"Uh-huh... Uh-hehe..."
Tang Wan'er, who was surrounded by everyone, smiled awkwardly.
I don't know how to explain it, looking at Liu Suifeng's figure of fleeing in a hurry, full of apologies.
Unexpectedly, Liu Suifeng carried all her pots, and it should have been Liu Suifeng's credit and praise, but they were all taken to her.
He was no longer in the mood to laugh triumphantly in the praise of the crowd as before, but frowned and blasted away the group of villagers.
Alone, I walked into the Spicy Building, with a bit of seriousness in my eyes.
It wasn't until night fell and the competition was over that Tang Wan'er took something and found Liu Suifeng, who could only hide in the old forest in the deep mountains.
At this time, Liu was squatting by a fire in despair, roasting fish caught from the river.
As soon as she saw Tang Wan'er coming, she didn't take it seriously, she just turned her head, turned around, and walked to the river with great disgust.
"I told you not to mess around, but you didn't listen! It's okay now! I don't even want to stay in a hotel! I can only spear fish here like a wild man! This time you're happy!"
This time, Tang Wan'er was scolded by Liu Suifeng, and she didn't fight back, but followed Liu Suifeng's words apologetically, and said with a bit of pleading, "I'm sorry, it's really my mistake this time." ”
But I only heard Liu Suifeng "hum!"
Tang Wan'er looked at Liu Suifeng as if she was really angry this time, and also walked to Liu Suifeng's side, and stuffed a small glass jar into Liu Suifeng's hand, "Na, if it doesn't work, this will also be regarded as atonement for your sins." ”
"Hmm, old godgirl hot sauce?" Liu Suifeng lowered his head to look at the things that Tang Wan'er stuffed, and there were some surprises.
"What? This Tang Wan'er, who has a strong sense of food protection like a dog, is actually willing to give me the best food?" With Liu Suifeng's understanding of Tang Wan'er for so long, he was even a little shocked in his heart.
turned his head and glanced at Tang Wan'er, who was on the side, only to find that it seemed that Tang Wan'er, who had always loved cleanliness this time, had already been beaten into a pig's head cake in order to win, with a gray face and a dirty face, and her whole body was dirty.
"Uh... This ......" made Liu Suifeng not know what to say for a while.
Tang Wan'er snorted, turned her head to the side with a slightly red face, "Uh, what are you, people didn't spend much effort, they just got it casually, and they fed the dog as a princess!"
Seeing that Tang Wan'er was arrogant again, Liu Suifeng also shook his head, and suddenly seemed to forgive Tang Wan'er for everything he had done before.
I only feel that compared to those so-called thousands of fame and praise, the feeling that Tang Wan'er brings him is what he likes.
also returned to the fire of the grilled fish and asked Tang Wan'er, "Do you want to eat big or small?"
"Nonsense! Of course it's big! Hurry up and grill the fish for this princess!" Tang Wan'er also came to the fire, and changed back to the usual appearance of squeezing willows with the wind.
"Yes, yes. Liu Suifeng also responded helplessly, smiled, and continued to prepare Tang Wan'er for feeding.