Chapter Seventy-Three: Peach Blossom Luck is coming
But listen to the "Uh-huh... It hurts...", looking at the woman who was sitting on the ground covering her ankles, the clothes on her body were constantly "magically" slipping down, and she was wearing less and less, and she was stunned when she saw this scene. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
After being stunned for a moment, he turned around quickly and skillfully, as if he had seen a ghost, and fled all the way he came.
Just when the female ghost in the lower set was still confused and full of question marks, the figure had already disappeared, and only a burst of billowing smoke and dust raised by footsteps remained.
"Uh..." Liu Suifeng saw this scene, and also felt that he was really thinking about whether to remind Jie Wusheng not to be tempted by the beauty of this female ghost.
After all, this wife is strictly forbidden to have no life, and because the competition location is a place of fireworks such as Flower Street and Willow Lane, he was afraid that his puppet wife would be unhappy, so he directly gave up Jingxinzhai pastries.
Now that the puppet wife is by her side, she doesn't dare to look at the seductive female ghost more.
But I really feel in my heart that this once-in-a-century roadside peach blossom luck is even more terrifying than a ghost.
I'm afraid that just because I took one more look, I would have to kneel on the washboard for a few days after the competition was over, and I would be scolded like a dog by the puppet's wife.
Where dare to step into that female ghost.
However, the diners who passed by afterwards were not so lucky.
Some diners have evil thoughts.
But some diners do simply feel that a weak woman is injured and in difficulty, and they kindly want to help.
But in Liu Suifeng's opinion, there may be no difference between the two, and even the two men and one woman who were killed by the nine-tailed fox before.
It's all a human weakness that was exploited by ghosts to cost his life.
When dealing with women, ghosts use their natural motherhood to deal with men, ghosts use women's beauty and simple people, and ghosts use people's kindness and compassion.
In short, cunning goblins are always able to take advantage of all kinds of stupid and beautiful weaknesses of human beings, trick them into their own rations, or improve the true yuan experience of Taoism.
That's what those strange ghosts are afraid of.
If one or two want to be fierce, simple and rude, they will meet like an axe.
Maybe people will not be afraid, but will fight to the death because of the instinct to survive.
But those scheming guys and ghosts will not be like this, they will accurately perceive and take advantage of the various weaknesses of human beings, pretend to be cute, pose as vulnerable, and suddenly reveal their hideous true colors when they win the trust of human beings.
It's probably like a person watching a love action movie with a black light, just when the nature is coming, suddenly crawled out of the screen and broke through the dimensional wall, crawling at you, not being scared to the bottom half of the body, completely unable to take care of yourself!
It's probably like seeing a cute girl at a comic exhibition, but I found him in the men's toilet with a tail line, and then took out a big guy who was several times more majestic than you, and said in a rough voice, "Hey, buddy, why are you so small, didn't you eat gold when you were a child?", don't be scared to doubt life, and then kill yourself in the toilet without shame!
It's probably like happily soaking the dry noodles, but when you pour the water, your hand slips, and you accidentally pour the noodles together, and you don't despair.
"Look up to the sky and roar, it's strange to grab the ground with your head!"
In short, this most unexpected, unpredictable, and upside-down horror is what frightens people the most about these messy ghosts.
"Boom!"
But just as the female ghost transformed and left again, continuing to hunt the survivors in the next way, there was a thunderclap in the sky, and the wind and clouds changed again.
The rain was also falling dripping, and it was getting heavier and heavier.
"Huh?" After the rain, the zombies beside Liu Suifeng who couldn't see the stealth Liu Suifeng suddenly turned around, and they all slowly looked in the direction where Liu Suifeng was.
"Uh, what, was discovered?" Liu Suifeng saw countless zombies on the side looking at him, and he didn't know why he had suddenly revealed his whereabouts after hiding for so long.
But he lowered his head and looked at his body, and then he suddenly realized.
I saw that under the blow of the tick-tock dense raindrops, his originally invisible and transparent body also blocked the dripping of the raindrops, forming a human-shaped vacuum area in the dense raindrops.
"Uh..." Liu Suifeng was a little helpless, he didn't expect that this rainy ghost weather would crack his almost incomprehensible stealth seamless heavenly clothes.
"Uh-hoo!-uh-hoo!" A large group of zombies seemed to be activated, all huddled together, thumping towards Liu Suifeng.
"Fog grass!" Liu Suifeng also moved his feet and hurriedly ran away.
But just as Liu Suifeng fled into the alley, and was about to shake off a large number of zombies, a swift and swift Liu Suifeng fell and rolled out sideways.
Rolled into the cellar where Liu followed the wind to plague the sleeping woman.
"Uh-huh!-uhh
Only the stragglers who had been squeezed by the zombie crowd and fell to the ground, arching their heads for a long time before standing up, found the entrance to this cellar by jumping up.
But as soon as he jumped in less than two steps, he was slashed by the peachwood sword in Liu Suifeng's hand, ending his young corpse.
"Hmm, thank you for saving me. Solving the lost zombie, Liu Suifeng closed the door of the cellar, untied the seamless cloak of invisibility, and turned his head to look at the person who was like him just now.
I saw that the person who "saved" him was the red-clothed female ghost who escaped from the big urn and transformed everywhere to plague the survivors.
At this time, he was looking at the poor zombie who had just been killed by Liu Suifeng's peachwood sword and fell to the ground, gritting his teeth, only feeling that he must make Liu Suifeng, the ghost killer, pay the price!
Liu Suifeng, who didn't know it, mistook the female ghost in red for the woman in red who sacrificed her life to save him, and didn't realize that the action of knocking down Liu Suifeng just now was to kill Liu Suifeng, not to save Liu Suifeng.
It's just that because he helped Liu Suifeng avoid a large number of zombies by mistake, Liu Suifeng misunderstood.
The reason why the female ghost in red didn't succeed in killing Liu Suifeng just now was precisely because she didn't know that Liu Suifeng's invisible seamless heavenly clothes still had so many magic weapons to suppress evil and drive away ghosts.
A golden armor that blinded her dog's eyes, a five-thunder card on her waist that paralyzed her whole body, and Chanel's garlic-flavored perfume made her almost speechless, and her whole body was extremely weak under the deterrence of these magic weapons.
fell directly to the ground, gritted his teeth and tried several times, but he couldn't even move.
"Are you injured?" Liu Suifeng saw that the red female ghost was so weak, and immediately took two steps forward, leaned down, and picked up the hand of the female ghost in white to check the pulse.
"What? no pulse?" and looked at the ghost-like pale face of the "woman in red", as if she knew something.
"This girl, could it be that you were accidentally bitten by a zombie in order to save me before, and you were poisoned by the corpse?"
"Uh-uh-uh..." The female ghost in red also tried hard to move her weak throat, but under the shroud of Liu Suifeng's garlic perfume, she still couldn't say a complete word.
Liu Suifeng saw the weak "uh-uh-uh" of the female ghost in red, and quickly took out the five-colored glutinous rice in the bag on her back, "Girl, you don't have to worry! I have five-color glutinous rice to remove corpse poison! Not only can you contact corpse poison, but even if you eat a real ghost, you will lose half your life!"
As he spoke, he stuffed the five-colored glutinous rice in his hand into the mouth of the female ghost in red.
"Hmm
Three seconds later, the female ghost in red who ate the five-colored glutinous rice also rolled her eyes, foamed at the mouth, and her hands and feet began to spasm and twitch.
"Eh, what's wrong?" Liu Suifeng watched the female ghost in red get worse and worse under his "treatment", and panicked.
"Isn't it poisoned by corpses?
Saying that, Liu Suifeng didn't dare to slack off at all, and quickly took off the ghost exorcism weapons on her body.
The fresh-keeping bag was put on the head of the female ghost in red, the Yaksha dog tooth necklace was worn, the five thunder cards to ward off evil spirits were released, the spirit flag was inserted into the ground, and the demon pestle was also placed directly above the heart of the female ghost in red......
In short, in order to repay the benefactor for saving his life, he got all of them on the female ghost in red.
After finishing it, I didn't forget to use cinnabar to draw a Vajra demon circle next to the female ghost in red.
opened the jar of realgar wine again, toasted the god of wine three times, and let the god of wine show up to do the demons.
Seeing that the female ghost in red still did not get better, Liu Suifeng also hurriedly opened the bulging talisman bag again, and "popped" and stuck it on the female ghost in red.
"Eh, eh, why are hundreds of exorcism charms pasted, and it still hasn't gotten better!"
"Woo woo woo..."The red-clothed female ghost who was covered with exorcism charms and was breathless by various magic weapons was already convulsed all over her body, and it was the first time that she was abused by a mortal so cruelly.
Seeing that the female ghost in red was out of breath, and her heartbeat was also listening, Liu Suifeng didn't know what to do at all.
"Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, artificial respiration, cardiac pacing, forget it! Dead horses should be live horse doctors! No matter! Benefactor! I'm sorry!"
Under Liu Suifeng's chest attack (cardiopulmonary resuscitation) with both hands pressing, mouth-to-mouth kissing (artificial respiration), and heavy electric shock SM (heart pacing with five thunder cards), the female ghost in red also sobbed, and tears of pain slipped from the corners of her eyes.
I really didn't expect that Liu Suifeng, a man, would be such a beast! Even a female ghost would not let go, not only abused, but also defiled and humiliated like such a beast! It also strengthened the idea that human beings have no good thing, and all of them should be damned.
But just when the female ghost in red was tortured by Liu Suifeng to "die and live", the scene she didn't want to see also happened.
I saw that in the dim cellar, a few small groups of fledgling ghost fires suddenly emerged from the ground, and stupidly walked towards Liu Suifeng's "perverted ghost madman".