Chapter 103: The Majesty of the King of the Forest
"Can you tell me why you orange cats are so fat?" Fang Ze asked Da Meow while leaving the bag he was carrying on the sofa.
"Because I'm yellow, I'm fat, but I'm actually very thin. Big Meow said, licking his paws.
"It's a fat ghost. Fang Ze walked over and picked up the orange cat, rubbed his fat belly and said, "Come on, come on, you tell me this is fat, can you have so much meat?"
"Meow. Da Meow looked at the meat that was kneaded by Fang Ze and meowed embarrassedly.
"I found that both big and small meows seem to be fat. I saw in the news that the fat ball of tigers in the zoo was also orange. ”
"Actually. Big Meow jumped on the coffee table and looked at Fang Ze and said, "This is because our orange cats are all highly evolved and highly mixed-race, so they can eat and sleep, so they are naturally very fat." Just like you humans, the better the living conditions, the more fat people there are. ”
"Do you need me to buy you some gym equipment so that you can exercise every day?" Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said.
"No, no, you can't spend so much. Big Meow hurriedly shook his head, and then said, "Let's talk about the pay." ”
Big Meow said with a wave of his little paw, and a necklace appeared on his hand, and inside the collar was a small tiger tooth.
"This is a gift from Xiaohu to you, a tiger tooth necklace. Of course, all he left behind was the tiger teeth, and the collar was paid for by me. ”
Fang Ze picked up the tiger tooth necklace on Big Meow's claws, and found that the tiger teeth in the collar were very small, which should be the baby teeth that the little white tiger naturally shed. After all, tigers are the same as humans, their teeth are under constant pressure when they become adults, and they cannot grow back after they are broken.
"Does this chain have any special abilities, such as +3 strength, +2 stamina and so on. Fang Ze asked curiously.
"You think you're playing an online game. Big Meow complained, "This is an ordinary tiger tooth necklace, you can use it to collect." ”
"Let's wear it, necklaces made of real tiger teeth are not cheap. Fang Ze said and put the necklace on his neck. Of course, this is mainly due to the reason why the chain that Big Meow matches for Huya is very good-looking.
"Then it's a matter of choosing one of the three daily routines. "The first is the affinity of felines, which is a passive talent, and the choice will increase the friendliness with the feline to you, for example, when you try to kiss someone else's cat, the other party will not scratch you, you are in the wild, and when you meet carnivorous felines such as tigers and leopards that are not so hungry, people will not eat you as a takeaway." ”
"This doesn't seem to be a good idea. Fang Ze shook his head and said, "I go to the zoo and don't evade tickets." ”
"The second is the majesty of the king of the forest, but also the passive talent. Your excrement such as urine and feces will have the same effect as tiger feces, and will have a deterrent effect on other animals, making them afraid to easily approach the area of feces. ”
Big Meow said, for example, "Don't take a dip in the garden of the community, the pet dogs of the whole community will never dare to approach the garden." ”
Forehead.
How to say this ability, it seems to be a little useful, but it doesn't seem to be useful.
Tiger dung has the saying that it has fresh black gold, because it is really useful in many places. In London, for example, there is a zoo that auctions off tiger feces every year. The manure will be bought by some people who own a garden and then put in the garden, so that the surrounding pet dogs and other animals do not dare to enter the garden and use the garden as a latrine, and many farmers also use tiger dung as a repellent. In addition, many illegal smugglers will also put some tiger dung in the cargo, which is said to temporarily incapacitate the dogs.
However, it sounds very useful, but no matter how fresh it is black gold, it is impossible for Fang Ze to sell his feces as tiger dung, although the effect is the same, but the possibility of being killed before selling it is relatively high.
"What about the last one. Fang Ze scratched his head and asked.
"The last one is called the tiger's stripes, and when you get this ability, you can have the same ability as the tiger that is not easily spotted by other animals in the wild, and of course this ability will not make your skin become striped as well. “
It doesn't seem to be of any use.
The first and third are both useful in the wild, but it is really not easy to find some such places in the country of Huaxia, unless Fang Ze decides to live in Africa in the future.
Then there is only the second one, and it will be able to deter small animals in the future?
If you are chased by a mad dog in the future, you can immediately take off your pants and soak in the wind to scare off the mad dog?
The picture is too beautiful to imagine.
Fang Ze hesitated for a long time, and when the big meow began to eat his own claws, Fang Ze said, "Then the second one, if you meet a mad dog in the future, it can be a little useful." ”
"It doesn't have to be a mad dog, if you want to raise enough for me to be my little brother in the future, you can wipe some of your own urine on the furniture, so that the dog won't dismantle the house. ”
"I chose to soak you in urine, it definitely works to scare the dogs. Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said.
"It's obviously kind to give you advice. Big Meow jumped up as he spoke, and pressed a paw on Fang Ze's forehead, gifting Fang Ze this ability. And then, and then it didn't seem to feel anything.
However, since Da Meow said that he has this ability, then he has it, and he can't experiment now, it is estimated that if he is not forced to do so, Fang Ze will never think about experimenting with whether he really has this ability for the rest of his life.
After Da Meow gave Fang Ze the ability, he left, Fang Ze went back to the bedroom to clean up, and then cleaned the second bedroom where Hannibal had lived before.
"What is this?" Fang Ze had just taken away a book on the table, and found that there was a watch pressed under the book.
"Where's the watch, it seems that Hannibal didn't wear it when he came. Fang Ze picked up the watch and looked at it carefully, and then checked it with his mobile phone according to the trademark on the watch, and found that this was a watch from the Ernest Borozers series, worth about more than 10,000 yuan.
I really couldn't think of where this watch came from, so Fang Ze had to open the drawer and put the watch in the drawer, planning to talk about it later, but I didn't know if it was genuine, so I didn't need to be so careful.
After cleaning, I finished eating grilled cold noodles and fried dumplings.
Fang Ze remembered what Xiao Hei had said before that he wanted him to go to Lao Xi's house, so he went downstairs to find Lao Xi.
Go downstairs and knock on the door.
Ten minutes later, there was still no one to open the door, Fang Ze wondered if Xiao Hei and Lao Yu had gone out to wave, took out the phone and was about to make a call to ask Xiao Hei, the door opened.
"Hurry, come in. Xiao Hei waved his hand and motioned for Fang Ze to come in quickly, and then others didn't greet Fang Ze, so he hurriedly ran into the bedroom.