Text The Third Season of Red Dust Old Things_Chapter 1252 The Fox Fairy Visits 1
"Dead eunuch! Have you ever heard of such a saying? That is, life is so exciting. Life is like this, full of surprises! What do you say? Is that the truth? Do you feel very excited when we appear in front of you?" said Fairy Tale squeezed her fist with a wicked smile and shook it in front of the chess ghost.
If you can tell me how to crack it, then I am willing to worship you as a teacher, and you can let me do anything!"
"Damn, don't you know that you're already dying? Why are your minds full of chess!" Hearing the words of the chess ghost, the fairy tale suddenly rolled her eyes and looked speechless. But after thinking about it, this guy is for chess, and even his own treasure is the master who can do without, so all this is a matter of course.
The fairy tale smashed his mouth a few times, and then said to Wang Tianfeng: "I said Uncle Wang! What do you think of this guy? Do you think you can still believe what he said?"
"This ...... It's better to make your own decisions, brother!" Wang Tianfeng shrugged his shoulders and said.
"You didn't say it! You can give me an opinion!" Fairy Tale glanced at Wang Tianfeng and said.
"Hehe! That's good! Poor Dao will give you an opinion, according to Poor Dao, he is also a genius, and his human nature is not very bad. You may consider considering this request from him!"
"You don't know what he did. did all the dirty things, stole people's pants and underwear, and even took people's pants in the middle of the night...... Damn! I feel ashamed to think about it!" Fairy Tale said angrily. Hearing that the fairy tale's impression of himself had been on the level of filth and obscenity, the chess ghost smiled bitterly in embarrassment, and then said, "That...... Master, you have already said that I am an incomplete person who has been tortured by the palace, and I was still very young when I died, and I have never touched a woman in my life, so it is inevitable that I will be a little perverted in my heart! You have a lot of adults, don't worry about these things with me, okay? If I can follow a famous teacher like you as soon as possible, even if I am killed, I will not do such a dirty thing!"
"Damn! When did I agree to be your master? You guy is good at kung fu!" Listening to a master calling himself, the fairy tale couldn't help but let go of a lot of strength in his hand.
"Master, look at what you said! I'm a sycophant! I'll tell you the truth, since the first time we met, I knew that you weren't mortal, because I saw the divine brilliance behind you! That is definitely the temperament of a virtuous person!" said the chess ghost hurriedly while the iron was hot.
"Don't talk nonsense with me! Since you see the divine light behind me, then why do you want to frame us? You must give me an explanation for this matter today, otherwise I will beat you to the ground, so that you will never be able to live again!"
"Master, you've wronged me! I'm planning to frame you! I'm obviously stimulated by the dazzling divine light behind you!" the chess ghost rolled his eyes and hurriedly said.
"Damn, you ...... The reason is as you can imagine!"The fairy tale that had to be obeyed, had to throw it casually and threw the chess ghost to the ground.
"Fairy tale brother, can you consider it?" Wang Tianfeng said with a look at the fairy tale.
"Huh?" Fairy Tale turned his head and glanced at Wang Tianfeng when he heard this, and then he muttered for a while. After all, I have been with this old Taoist priest for a long time, so I naturally have a more or less tacit understanding! In fact, I also know what he means.
This Wang Tianfeng didn't want to kill this chess ghost by himself, mainly because this guy had this set of ancient endgames in his hands. And once this set of formations is activated, it is almost difficult to crack. Therefore, this alone will definitely be of great use to the future development of his family. After a brief thought, Fairy Tale decided to spare his life. But as the old saying goes, a capital crime is avoided, and he has to pay a little price for the absurdity he has done. Thinking of the fairy tale here, he said to the chess ghost: "Do you really want to worship me as a teacher?"
As soon as he heard the fairy tale, the chess ghost knew that there was a way to do this. Without saying a word, he knelt down at the fairy tale and said, "Teacher, you don't know, I have been studying that endgame for hundreds of years and have not been able to figure it out. And you actually broke the endgame very easily, you are really a chess saint! Being able to worship under your door, students feel fortunate to have three lives!"
"Do you still need to say this, I don't know what I'm capable of? I'll tell you the truth! I know how many things I have!" Fairy Tale raised her chin and said with a smug face.
"Teacher, you can accept me as a student, as long as you agree, you can let me do anything!" said the chess ghost.
"How dare I accept you with such a pervert! Just those things you did, I'm really afraid that one day God will slash down and carry me with me! Hmph!"
"Teacher, what the hell are you asking me to do, so that you are willing to accept me!"
"It's not impossible for the master to accept you, then it depends on how determined you are to apprentice! If you are not determined, then you get out of here as soon as possible!"
"Teacher, I also know that you must have a grudge against me in your heart! So whatever you want to punish me, you can accept it, as long as you give me two hands so that I can play chess!" said the chess ghost on his knees and with a sad face.
"Well, well, seeing that you are so sincere, then I will promise you! But since what you have done before is all filthy and filthy, then you must accept my punishment! If you can accept it, then I will promise you! How?" said Fairy Tale with a sinister smile.
"Okay, good, as long as you promise to take me as an apprentice, I can agree to any conditions!" As soon as he heard the fairy tale and was relieved, the chess ghost immediately jumped up with joy.
"Well, let me ask you, are you familiar with that star array, and are you very good at controlling it?" Fairy Tale nodded, and asked casually.
"Thanks to you, teacher, the proficiency level is okay. The chess ghost hurriedly said.
"Don't! This matter has nothing to do with me, don't talk nonsense! My request is very simple, just one!" Before the fairy tale could finish speaking, the chess ghost suddenly said again and again: "Don't say one, even if it is ten requests, I will do it!"
"You've done so many dirty things, if it were according to my previous character, I would definitely have crushed you! But considering that you are a talent, and this attitude of admitting mistakes is relatively good, so I will give you a chance! Since you have done such dirty things to others, then I will also do something to you, can you accept it?" When she said this, Fairy Tale suddenly smiled evilly.
"Fairy tale brother, should you be ......" Thinking of the fairy tale that was very likely to have a habit of Longyang, Wang Tianfeng was suddenly frightened and involuntarily retreated.
"Teacher, you ...... Why are you laughing so horrively!" The chess ghost looked at the fairy tale with a weak face, and said in a trembling voice.
"What kind of expression do you have? Do you regret and be scared? Haha! It doesn't seem right! This doesn't seem to fit your style!" said Fairy Tale with a smile.
"That...... I...... Why do I think you're even more obscene than me from your smile!" the chess ghost couldn't help but swallow a few mouthfuls of spit, and said with a scared expression.
"Fart! I'm not obscene with you, okay! You just hurry up and say whether you like it or not!" the fairy tale glared at her, and drank in a very impatient tone.
"Hey! I didn't expect it! I really didn't expect it! When I was alive, I was castrated into a eunuch because I would rather die than obey, but who would have thought that I would suffer such a catastrophe after I died! As long as you can teach me how to break the formation, whatever you want!" After a long time, the chess ghost sighed and put on a look of looking at death as if he were at home.
"Hmph! This is pretty much the same! But don't worry, my request is very simple, and you can meet it very much! As long as you take off your pants and dance for me! If you dance well, then you will naturally accept your apprentice! Otherwise, there will be no door at all!" As soon as the fairy tale said this, Wang Tianfeng and the chess ghost immediately widened their eyes and couldn't believe it.
"Teacher, you ...... What are you doing here? You have to remember that I'm a ghost, you're human! I'm ...... I don't have a physical body!" said the chess ghost with a dejected look and a look of wanting to cry without tears.
"Ahem!" As soon as the chess ghost said this, it immediately provoked Wang Tianfeng's black line.
"Hmph! You also know that you have no entity of your own! You also know that this kind of thing is very helpless to you, right? But think about the girls who are manipulated by you, what will they think? Let me tell you the truth! I have seen men and women dance, and even I have seen shemales dance! But I have never seen a eunuch dance! You just say that you dance or not! If you dance, I can accept you as an apprentice without remembering my previous suspicions. But if you don't jump, then don't blame me for beating you!"
"Fairy tale brother! It seems that you are really quite funny! You can even come up with such a trick!" Wang Tianfeng glanced at the fairy tale speechlessly, and walked away.
"Hmph, this is called self-inflicted, and you can't live!" said the fairy tale, snorting.
"Don't say anything! I'll jump!" the chess ghost gritted his teeth, and with the last stomp of his foot, he began to untie the long sleeves of his ancient robe.
"That Uncle Wang, don't you really look at it? This opportunity doesn't come every year!" Looking at Wang Tianfeng, who was leaving, the fairy tale said with a wicked smile.
"Fuck off! I really didn't expect you to be okay with this fairy tale, it seems that I will have to stay away from you in the future!" Wang Tian waved his hand without looking back, and said.
"Hey, hey, you don't know how to cherish opportunities! Look!" Fairy Tale put his arms around his chest, and happily screamed at the chess ghost and said, "What's the matter? Do you have to let me show you? Let's start quickly!"
"Okay, okay, can't I start now? don't rush me!" The chess ghost glanced at Wang Tianfeng who was leaving, then took off his clothes with a collapsed face, and finally covered the crotch of his pants with his hand!
"Hey, what do you mean? Aren't you already a eunuch? What are you blocking with your hands? Quickly take your hands away and let me see what the eunuchs are like!" said Fairy Tale with a smirk.
"Huh? this ...... Teacher, can you stop playing with me like this!" As soon as he heard the fairy tale, the chess ghost immediately cried!
"Don't talk nonsense! Take it away! Then dance with open hands! If I am satisfied, then I will take you as an apprentice, or you will not blame me for being cruel and unsympathetic!" said the fairy tale in a slightly lower tone.
"Gotta gotcha yes! I'm going to go out today, I'll jump! I'll just jump!" The chess ghost who was about to be driven crazy by fairy tales simply gave up his dignity in the end, gritted his teeth and was ruthless, and took his hand away!
"Oh, hey, it turns out that the eunuchs still have such a small piece! Tsk! Today is really an eye-opener!"
"Teacher, I'm about to start jumping!" Hearing the exclamation of the fairy tale, the chess ghost couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into!
"Okay! I'll tell you how to dance!" Fairy Tale stood aside, constantly instructing the chess ghost how to twist his body and how to shake his ass.
"Yes, yes, that's it! That expression is exaggerating!"
"Move a little bigger!Pay attention to your expressions!Pay attention to your expressions!Yes, that's good, your body is already very good, and it's definitely very beautiful when you writhe!"
"Damn! fairy tale you...... Why are you more filthy than him! Why do you have to do so many tricks when you jump twice!" Standing not far away and hearing the fairy tale call so energetically, Wang Tianfeng couldn't help but look back curiously! It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, this look suddenly made him almost not vomit last night's meal!
"You're so disgusting!, how can you watch it!" Wang Tianfeng scolded.
"Uncle Wang! It's not me talking about you, you're already old! You don't know what a fashion trend is! Hmph! This is the aesthetic concept of our new generation of young people! Do you understand?" The fairy tale raised her chin at Wang Tianfeng and said.
"The aesthetics of fart! This is a filthy and obscene pervert and shameless!" For the fairy tale that was still making excuses for his uncivilized behavior, Wang Tianfeng couldn't help but glance at him, and scolded angrily.
"Hmph! Uncle Wang will tell you the truth! I don't want to watch him dance at all, I have only one purpose, and that is to make him afraid of me in his heart! In his heart, my shadow is influencing him all the time! To deal with this kind of perverted person, we have to use ruthless tricks! Because only after trampling on its dignity fiercely, he will be grateful to you for anything you give him! Only in this way can he be loyal to you forever, and he will not have two hearts!" Fairy Tale explained with a disapproving face.
"Fairy tale, fairy tale! Don't tell me these useless things! I've already figured you out, and you're just treating him as a free Thai ladyboy show, right? If I'm not mistaken, the rhythm of this chess ghost dancing and twisting just now is the Thai ladyboy's performance project!"
"Haha! You have to go! Uncle Wang, you are amazing! You are amazing! Yes, really! As the saying goes, you are a true gentleman who does not speak when watching chess, can you see through it without saying it! How boring this is!" Fairy Tale shrugged her shoulders and said with a smile. At first, the chess ghost who danced was still very twisted, but when he jumped to the back, he was more and more able to let go, and he was dancing more and more energetically!
"Damn! What's the situation? Why are you still addicted to jumping? Okay, okay! Hurry up and stop!"
"Huh, teacher, are you...... Have you agreed to my request? Have you agreed to take me as an apprentice?" Hearing the fairy tale's greeting, the chess ghost immediately asked with a happy face.
"You're dancing so hard, do I dare not agree? I'm afraid that if you don't agree, you'll jump until you die!" said Fairy Tale, rolling her eyes. "Haha!Teacher!Teacher!Please bow to the students!" The excited chess ghost hurriedly bent his legs and knelt down towards the fairy tale!
"Okay! Get up! Your master and I are a new generation of young people, and there is not so much ancient red tape!" Although the fairy tale said so, he kept muttering in his heart! He didn't know chess at all, so there was nothing to teach him! But a fairy tale is a fairy tale, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he immediately took it into account!
"That...... Do you know why you can't beat that game?"
"The endgame...... I'm not afraid of your jokes, and it's been more than 100 years since I died! But I'm ...... The apprentice is stupid, I really can't figure out how you cracked it, teacher!" Hearing the fairy tale's question, the chess ghost couldn't help but sigh and get up.
"This is normal! Although your chess skills were very good at that time! But in the eyes of the teacher, your qualifications are still too poor, and your foundation is not very solid! If you want to learn the method of cracking with me immediately, I'm afraid you won't make any progress for a while!"
The fairy tale smashed his mouth a few times, and then raised his finger and pointed at Wang Tianfeng, who was standing aside, and said: "Do you see this Taoist master? Hehe! It's not for the teacher to brag to you, he has never won a chess game with the teacher! Hehe! But there is one thing you can learn and learn, that is, his routines are similar to those of the teacher! This way! You learn from him first, and you will be able to defeat him in more meetings, and you will be qualified to learn from me in more meetings." Otherwise, you won't be able to learn what I give you, and what a waste of time and energy you will have as a teacher!