"Are you so sure someone will come looking for me?" Wang Tianfeng couldn't stand the fairy tale's pushing, pushing and pulling, so he had to sit on the bench and said helplessly.

"Of course! I'll tell you the experience of a person who has come before, and you can rest assured! If someone comes to you for fortune telling, and there are a few things in common, then you have to pay attention! That is the clue we are looking for!"

"That...... I said, fairy tale brother! Isn't it a bit too much for us to be so tidy? Poor Dao, I am also the head of the dignified and dignified cultivation sect, and you let me set up a stall in public to tell fortunes! Isn't it a bit cheap? If I meet an acquaintance, once it spreads, how can I mix up with the poor Dao! Otherwise, you will still be seated in this position, how about it?" Wang Tianfeng looked at the eyes around him with an embarrassed expression, and discussed with the fairy tale in a low voice.

"Come on, Uncle Wang, don't laugh at me! Look at my dress and appearance, how can you be as convincing as you! Besides, even if people want to tell fortunes, they will definitely not believe me when they look at my age! But you are different! At a glance, you are a fairy wind bone, and you are definitely a high aura!" Fairy Tale hurriedly persuaded Wang Tianfeng.

"Hey! Okay then!" Wang Tianfeng, who was helpless, had no choice but to sit on the stool with peace of mind, close his eyes and recuperate. And the fairy tale squatted happily on the side, took out his mobile phone and played happily.

Wang Tianfeng's fortune-telling booth had just been set up for only five minutes, and soon two men walked straight out of the school. But it's a pity that it wasn't a fortune-telling student who came, but a school security guard with a baton in his hand!

"Hey, what are you doing, don't you know this is a school!" a security guard said in an unkind tone as he walked up to the table and tapped it with his baton.

"You really know how to pick a place! Do you deliberately want to spread feudal superstition to our school? Do you know what kind of behavior you have to do to corrupt the future pillars of our country? This is a crime! This is to kill the future of our country! Do you understand? Hurry up! Otherwise, we can call the police and let the police arrest you all!" Another security guard also scolded a few words.

The fairy tale sitting on the side saw Wang Tianfeng deflated, and laughed in his heart: "Hehe! He is worthy of being a security guard at the university! Otherwise, if this had been placed a few decades ago, it would have been dragged into the cowshed and criticized half to death!"

That Wang Tianfeng ignored these two security guards, but tilted his head and glanced at the fairy tale! He looked at the fairy tale of not raising his head or opening his eyes, and only caring about playing with his mobile phone, and knew that Bacheng couldn't count on him!

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" Wang Tianfeng shook his head, then turned his head to carefully examine the security guard in front of him, and stroked the tuft of white beard on his chin.

"Well, this old man is about to start fooling! But looking at this security guard's face, it doesn't look like something big is going to happen?" Seeing Wang Tianfeng's posture, Fairy Tale couldn't help but wonder how he would deal with it next. When the security guard saw that Wang Tianfeng began to look at him, his face immediately sank, and he said coldly: "What are you looking at with an old mallet? Do you want to say that my Yintang is black, and there will be a bloody disaster within three days! Hmph! I advise you to change your rhetoric! Don't look at me as a security guard, but I am not a fool! Do you look at the school behind me? This is a famous university that is at the forefront of modern science and technology! And I am also deeply influenced by the university, and my cultural knowledge and self-cultivation are very sufficient, and I will definitely not listen to you fooling! Acquaintances hurry up, or don't blame the police for being ruthless!"

"Don't, don't call the police, I'll go!" didn't think about it, but there was no reaction after watching it for a long time, and Wang Tianfeng suddenly stood up and moved a small stool.

"Damn! What's the situation? It's still a generation of grandmasters? This is too frustrating, isn't it? In order to avoid greater trouble, he hurriedly got up and handed the two security guards two cigarettes, then stuffed 200 yuan into his pocket, and said politely: "Two big brothers! You don't know, my grandfather's brain is not very flexible, and there are some problems! And he likes to play Taoist priests when he has nothing to do on weekdays! Hey! I can't help myself as a junior! Chun Crush is to make the old man happy, so he came here! But don't worry, he is just playing, definitely not really come to set up a stall to tell fortunes!" smoked two puffs of Chinese cigarettes, plus 200 yuan in benefits, and the attitude of the two security guards was much more polite.

"Hey, that's what happened! Why didn't you say it earlier, almost our brothers were going to call the police!" a security guard said contentedly, spitting out a smoke ring.

"Hey, hey, the two eldest brothers are taught!" Fairy Tale hurriedly said with a smiling face.

"Who doesn't have an old man! Usually old people will have this kind of brain problem when they are old, and we are also children can understand it! Okay, you can stay here for a while! But I have ugly things to say in front of you, you can't fool the students! Otherwise, our brothers will not be able to do it!" another security guard put away his baton, took a deep breath of his cigarette and said.

"Don't worry, we will never deceive anyone! If you don't believe it, you will stand aside, and if you see us taking money, you will confiscate it all!" Seeing that these two people liked to smoke so much, Fairy Tale stuffed half of the bag of China in his pocket into their hands.

"Haha! Seeing that your two faces don't look like they are deceiving, we believe you! Wake up, you play, let's go!" After saying that, the two security guards returned to the school security room without looking back, swallowing clouds and spitting fog. Of course, smoking is secondary, and the important thing is that they picked up 200 yuan for nothing. Although the two of them share it individually, for them security guards, this 100 yuan is also a day's salary.

After sending these two security guards away, Fairy Tale couldn't help but glance back at Wang Tianfeng, and said angrily: "I said that the head of the Wang sect is also a Taoist priest, and you are also the head of a high-level sect, how can you deal with two security guards so hard! You are really ashamed!"

Wang Tianfeng shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said, "Fairy tale brother, didn't I tell you everything? I really don't know how to tell fortunes! How do you let me calculate?"

"I'll go! You can't pretend! No, you'll say nice things, right? Isn't it just a cliché? How can it be so difficult!

"It's really not good, when someone comes in a while, you will say that I am your apprentice, and I will fool you. Just sit on the sidelines!"

"This is okay! I think this method will work! But it would be better if you sat in this position!" As he spoke, Wang Tianfeng was about to get up and give up his seat.

"Don't! You're old and hard, you're old, just sit! I'm still young, I'll just stand!" What kind of heart is this Wang Tianfeng, the fairy tale is the most clear! He hurriedly stretched out his hand and pressed Wang Tianfeng back to his seat. After waiting for more than ten minutes, I saw a couple of people who looked like a little couple coming over. The girl stared at Wang Tianfeng for a long time, and then pulled her boyfriend's shoulder and whispered: "Husband! Look at the appearance of this old Taoist priest, he is so fairy! Otherwise, let's count a hexagram? Anyway, we will be idle!"

"Okay! Listen to my wife!" The man nodded, then came to the front of the hexagram stall and asked, "Old Daoist, are you accurate in fortune-telling here, is it not effective? Don't lie to our two students!"

"What a real thing to do is two raw melons and eggs! How can a fortune teller ask if he is accurate or not, and he really doesn't understand the way at all!" As soon as the two lovers opened their mouths, the fairy tale had a plan in their hearts. If you really want to try Mr.'s skills, the best thing is not to say a word, let the other party speak first, but don't take the other party's words, and ensure that it will be exposed after a while.

But since the young man had already spoken, he was very knowledgeable as to how to answer. If the answer is not good, then why do you set up a stall to tell fortunes? If it is said to be effective, how much is it a bit of a princess selling melons and boasting about herself! Therefore, you must answer cautiously! Otherwise, it would be good if people could only believe half of what you say.

For the average fortune teller, they usually say that they are not good and do not take a penny. In the end, of course, there will be no dime, as long as one or two sentences in ten sentences can be correct, then it cannot be said that people are not good, and in the end they have to pay obediently. However, this method is not smart enough, it can only be regarded as not stupid, different people have different responses, it depends on the strain of the gentleman. Of course, these theories are summarized by fortune tellers who have no real skills and rely purely on fooling people. If you can really meet a master, a few words can convince them. Fairy Tale secretly glanced at Wang Tianfeng and deliberately did not answer.

"Hehe, hey, I'd like to see how the head of the intimidating faction reacts!"

"This kid is really a bad belly!" Wang Tianfeng glanced at the fairy tale and knew that he was preparing to see his own jokes. Wang Tianfeng, who knew that there was no way to avoid it, did not go directly to look at the young man, but shifted his gaze to the girl on the side.

"Girl, as soon as you look at your face, you know that you are a blessed person! Look at this high cheeks and full of blessings, and your eyebrows are clear! This is really good!"

"This old man is really cunning! Avoiding the important and trivial, he directly skipped the young man's question and hit the nail on the head!" The fairy tale standing on the side saw Wang Tianfeng's move, and immediately sighed secretly.

Because it was this girl who just proposed that she wanted to come to fortune telling, it was obvious that she believed this! Now coupled with Wang Tianfeng's white beard fluttering and his sanctimonious and old-fashioned image, she was even more invisibly convinced! In this way, the relationship between them was naturally pulled into a step! Sure enough, when the little girl heard Wang Tianfeng say this, her face immediately burst into laughter, and she was so happy!

Then she turned her head to her boyfriend, complained a few words, and said: "Husband! Look at what you said, how can you ask someone to tell fortunes if someone is spiritual? It's also a good thing that the Taoist leader didn't care about you! Hmph! If it had been me, I would have turned against you a long time ago! Why don't you apologize to someone and let the Taoist chief take a good look at us!"

"Gotta get it! How do you say that? This is called the husband digging a pit, and the daughter-in-law round! This singing and harmony is quite like that!" The fairy tale covered her mouth and laughed quietly: "But don't say it, this old man Wang really has the ability to tell fortunes on the street and fool people!

"No, no, you don't have to be so polite! You have seen a lot of poor roads, and you are used to it!" Wang Tianfeng shook his head slightly, pretending to be a master and said.

"I'm really sorry, Dao Chief! We are all young people who don't know the rules very well, please forgive me! Can you show us your face?" The young man apologized as soon as he arched his hand at Wang Tianfeng.

"You've found the right person! To tell you the truth, the technique of the poor Dao's face is passed down from the authentic Dong sect!" Wang Tianfeng wiped his beard and looked at the girl with a smile: "Just now, Poor Dao just took a little look and knew that she was a blessed person! But you have to look at the eight characters to be specific! If you can trust the old way, the old way will tell you, how about it?"

"Yes, of course, we would have gone into what you have always said, or we wouldn't be sitting here, husband?" the girl asked, glancing at the boy and pinching him the back.

"Yes, yes, we believe it! Absolutely believe! Don't worry, Dao Chief, we will definitely give you a big red envelope in a while!" the boy was helpless, so he nodded again and again.

"That's good! This thing is all believed, if you don't believe it, just take it as a joke and forget it!"

"Dao Chief, show me quickly! My parents used to find someone to show me my face and fate, and they all said that I was a blessed person. But I'm almost 20 years old, and I don't see where I'm blessed! I happened to meet you today, and you just happened to explain it to me, and I have seen it for a long time!" the girl quickly said with a smile on her face.

"This kid is going to be fooled! Find ten fortune tellers, and nine of them will say that they are blessed! It seems that this Wang Tianfeng really has two brushes!"

"Since that's the case, I'll tell you in detail! The ancients had a cloud ...... "I don't know what this Wang Tianfeng does, anyway, it's all a set of words, and it's both classical Chinese and professional terms, not to mention the young couple, even the fairy tale is fooled, and I almost believe it!"

"This old man can really make it up! Fortunately, he is old now, otherwise he would be dozens of years younger, and there would be no female fans behind his ass?"

"Old Daoist, you are too accurate! How can you be so accurate!" Even the boy gave Wang Tianfeng a thumbs up and said, "You really deserve to be an old Daoist! You are too knowledgeable." ”

"Hehe! It's over!" Wang Tianfeng stroked his beard and said calmly: "As for marriage...... You don't have to count! Lao Dao is here to send you a word, as long as the two of you respect and love each other, and both trust each other and give sincerity, then you will definitely grow old together and go on for a long time! After all, this is all a heavenly opportunity, and I can't give you too much leak for you! But you can remember one sentence, that is, fate is only in our own hands, so what your own destiny is, you know for yourself, there is no need to ask others!

"Daoist, you're really a god, I haven't opened my mouth yet, how do you know that we're here to get married?" the girl said with an excited face. "Hehe! Everything is written on your face, so I don't need you to say that I will naturally be able to see it! You can rest assured, this young man is good, and he is worthy of your life!" Wang Tianfeng glanced at the young man and smiled slightly, pretending to be profound.

"I'll let me go! This Wang Tianfeng is really blind to his eloquence if he doesn't want to be a fortune teller! These two lovers are really stupid to go home, two people come to tell fortunes, and it is a girl who advocates to come to fortune telling, so do you still use guessing? That is definitely to calculate marriage! This old man has been talking for a long time, all of them are nonsense, and there is no dry goods at all! I am really convinced!" Seeing this, the fairy tale immediately rolled her eyes speechlessly, and continued to observe silently!

"Then thank you Dao Chang Ji Yan! Dao Chief, we are leaving!" The girl looked at the time, pulled her boyfriend's arm, and motioned him to pay for it!

"Old Daoist, you see that we are all students, and the money we spend is also from our families! This hundred yuan is our heart, you must not dislike it!" The man hurriedly took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket and put it on the table. But that Wang Tianfeng unexpectedly just glanced at it, didn't reach out to pick it up, and didn't speak! Seeing this, the girl thought that this old Taoist priest disliked little, so she hurriedly said to her boyfriend with an unhappy face: "What do you mean by this? Is your mind only a hundred yuan? Are you ashamed?"

"Huh......? How much should I give!" The boy was a little panicked when he saw that the girl was angry!

"Give me the wallet!" After the girl finished speaking, she reached out and snatched the boy's wallet, then took out five hundred-yuan bills from it and pushed them to Wang Tianfeng and said, "Dao Chief!

Wang Tianfeng shook his head, gently pushed the 600 yuan back, and said: "Okay children! Since you know that this is all the parents' money, then you can count it in the future, and you must not take the old man's money to do nonsense outside!