Chapter Forty-Seven: Master and God
At this time, Liu Jianfeng's phone rang, and when he saw that it was his master, Professor Liang, he answered the phone, "Liu Jianfeng, where are you? ”
"Master, I'm on the road, I'm stuck in a traffic jam, today there are big leaders passing through, traffic control, I couldn't wait long, but now, there was another car accident, I can't get over, I'm afraid I can't come back now." ”
After a while, Liang Fangfang's beautiful voice came again: "What leader? Is it the leader of the city?"
"Master, I don't know, I heard that the plane was late and rushed to the summit leader. ”
Liang Fangfang said again: "You can help me see if there is a square-faced leader with long hair standing up, wearing a blue or black tunic suit, thick eyebrows, big nose, and thick lips." ”
Liu Jianfeng was originally walking on the side of the highway to watch the excitement, but after listening to Master's words, he looked at the convoy, and the windows of two cars in the convoy were rolled down, and he could just see in.
Liu Jianfeng's eyes lit up and he exclaimed, "Hey, Master, are you clairvoyant?" I happened to see such a person, you described it too well, with long hair, thick eyebrows, big nose, and thick lips. And next to him sat a beautiful lady, with short curly hair, a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, a round face, and a very beautiful look. ”
"I know, that's the Minister of Culture of the city, Long Jinglin. She is the eldest disciple of the East Gate, the head of the nine golden flowers, I didn't expect the two of them to sit intimately. ”
"Master, you are a man of God, and the two of them are indeed sitting very affectionately. Master, who did you say just now that man with long hair standing up, a big nose, thick lips, and a tunic suit?"
"He is a city government official, Hu Hongchuan, as I told you last time, the right protector of the South Gate urges the Divine Monarch, one of the Erhu of the South Gate. ”
"Oh, it turned out to be him, it was he who made Master's heart ache. Master, do you want me to help you vent?"
"Boy, don't mess around, your cultivation is only the second layer, but you are in the middle of the fourth layer of the Yuan Infant, you are nothing in front of him, and you don't even have scum left. Disciple, Master warns you that taking good care of yourself and knowing how to advance and retreat is also the highest state of cultivation. ”
"I know, Master, thank you Master for your concern. ”
Wu Xuanyue heard their conversation on the side, and her eyes followed the two people in the car, and her eyes returned to Hu Hongchuan, saying that his hair stood up long, his nose was big, and his lips were thick.
However, in her opinion, Hu Hongchuan was wearing a Zhongshan standing collar wool short coat, with a broken flat head, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a straight nose and a square mouth, medium stature, serious and serious, and upright. No matter how you look at it, it's very handsome, and it's too extreme to be described by their master and apprentice.
Liu Jianfeng turned around and said to Wu Xuanyue beside him: "Xuanyue, you go back to the car, be smart for a while, cooperate with me, and pretend to have a stomachache or something." ”
Wu Xuanyue came back to her senses and was a little puzzled, "Why should I pretend to have a stomachache?"
Liu Jianfeng touched his stomach and said: "I want to leave quickly, I want to go to the toilet, I can't hold it back, if I don't open the car again, I will pee into the crotch of my pants." ”
Wu Xuanyue looked at the sky in disgust, so she could only go back to the car and shrink.
The next scene made her ruin the three views, she saw Liu Jianfeng walking over and rushing to the penultimate car, I didn't know what he was going to do, and then someone came forward to stop him, Liu Jianfeng said very exaggerated at this time, "Help us, give us way, my girlfriend has a stomachache, I want to send her to the hospital." ”
Liu Jianfeng's exaggerated performance obviously worked, and Hu Hongchuan, who had long hair standing on end in the car, quickly got out of the car and asked him, "Where is your girlfriend?"
Liu Jianfeng turned around and pointed to his car.
Hu Hongchuan instructed Long Jinglin: "You stay here, I'll go over and take a look." ”
Hu Hongchuan followed Liu Jianfeng across the isolation zone and came to his car.
Wu Xuanyue saw that this leader with thick eyebrows, big eyes, big nose and thick lips really came over, and she had to symbolically cover her stomach and look at him.
After Hu Hongchuan came over, he didn't say anything, took out a bottle of medicine pill from himself, poured out one and handed it to Wu Xuanyue: "Eat it, eat it to relieve the pain, and I will arrange for you to leave here first in a while." ”
Wu Xuanyue glanced at Liu Jianfeng hesitantly, and Liu Jianfeng immediately said: "You can't eat it, you're not a doctor, why should we take the medicine you took out casually?
"I'm not a doctor, but this medicine is real, and it will definitely relieve the pain. ”
Liu Jianfeng didn't take the medicine, and deliberately said: "You know that traffic control is for us ordinary people, and you can take a helicopter in a hurry." ”
Hu Hongchuan looked helpless, "No way, there was no need for traffic control, but due to the delay of the plane, we were in a hurry to attend the WTO summit, and now we have a car accident." The inconvenience caused to the public is our greatest regret. But, believe me, my medicine is really effective, and she will definitely not hurt anymore if she takes it. ”
Hu Hongchuan saw that she was a little difficult, opened his eyes when he spoke, observed Liu Jianfeng, saw that he was a person with cultivation, and then took the medicine. He said to him, "Who are you, why did you lie to me, if you have anything to say, just say it now!"
Liu Jianfeng saw that he couldn't hide it, so he began to make up a story, "Well, that, there is a beautiful lady who wants to invite you to dinner tonight." ”
Hu Hongchuan was silent for a moment, in this place, there is a beautiful lady? Who else will think of him besides Professor Liang? "Where is she?"
Liu Jianfeng saw that he was very good, so he said casually: "Tonight, opposite the south gate of Yunan University, in the 'Xiaofang Jianghu', you will see her there." ”
"Xiaofang Jianghu?" Hu Hongchuan questioned, because isn't Professor Liang's name Liang Fangfang?
Originally, Liu Jianfeng also thought that there was a word 'Fang' in his master's name, so he suddenly thought of the Jianghu restaurant called 'Xiaofang Jianghu'. "That's right, a Jianghu restaurant, and all kinds of steamed dishes in it are very appetizing. ”
"Steamed vegetables, is there salt to burn white?"
Liu Jianfeng was silent for a moment, his head turned quickly, and then replied: "Naturally." ”
After Hu Hongchuan heard this, his eyes lit up, and he promised: "Okay, okay, I will definitely find time to go tonight." ”
Liu Jianfeng looked at his departing back, with an indescribable smoothness, and said to himself, "This Urging Divine Monarch is so interested in burning white? Hmph, do you know that you have inadvertently revealed your weakness, which is very dangerous." ”
Liu Jianfeng immediately dialed the phone number of 'Xiaofang Jianghu', saying that a lady surnamed Liang wanted to order a meal here, and a man surnamed Hu came to the banquet in the evening. He asked the store to serve him two servings of roasted white rice and a bowl of white rice, and said that Ms. Liang would be there in a moment.