Chapter 33: Lord Wayne picks up girls
"How can this be. The girl was a little unhappy, "How can a good quality boy either already have someone or has already been favored by others." ”
"Siyan, what you said, our brothers are still single, do you mean that we are not of good quality?"
A boy on the table who was drinking immediately shouted at the girl named Siyan.
"If you say the wrong thing, punish the bar. Han Zhenzhen said and took out a large glass of draft beer, "Come on, take a sip." ”
"It's too little, why don't you have a few more drinks. The two boys laughed.
"Don't make a fuss. Han Zhenzhen looked at the two boys and said, "You know that Siyan can't drink much. ”
"If you can't drink it, you have to drink it. One boy exaggeratedly covered his right chest and said, "You hurt my heart but a smile." (You hurt my heart but laughed it off)
"Come on, you two, your skin is as thick as the city wall, and whoever hurts you doesn't know who you are. ”
Although Han Zhenzhen was trying hard to play a round, the two boys still didn't give up on drinking first, and when watching a few people playing, Bruce interjected, "I can drink instead, is this in line with the rules?"
"How do you feel like you're talking like a foreigner, buddy. A boy snapped and put an eight-fist-sized measuring cup on the table, "Drink this cup in one gulp, and forget it." ”
"Okay. Bruce took the measuring cup as he spoke, and began to drink like a cow drinking water.
"Eh, brother, I'm kidding. The boy saw that Bruce really dared to drink, and immediately shouted.
But Bruce waved his hand at the boy and Han Zhenzhen, who wanted to come over to stop him, signaling that the two of them should not come.
Bruce raised the measuring cup forty-five degrees, and a large amount of draft beer entered Bruce's mouth along the measuring cup, at this time Bruce seemed to feel that the measuring cup was too big, and it was easy to fall off with one hand, so he stretched out his other hand as well, and this hand grabbed the measuring cup at the same time, and all the sight from the mouth of the measuring cup to Bruce's mouth was tightly blocked.
Fang Ze, who was going to persuade Bruce not to drink it all in one gulp, saw Bruce's action, immediately stopped his movements, and sat back in his seat, not worried about Bruce at all.
And a few other people saw Fang Ze's movements, and felt that even Fang Ze's companion was not worried, maybe this person named Lao Bu really had this ability, so they also stopped their persuasive movements, and stood there watching Bruce drink a cup of draft beer in one gulp.
"Awesome, my brother. The two boys saw Bruce's performance and immediately began to clap their hands.
"Yes, I can't see it. Han Zhenzhen looked at the wine stains on Bruce's lips and the slightly messy collar of his shirt, clapped his hands and said, "I originally thought that you were a rich boy who ran to the food stalls to find a new feeling, but now I see that you are an old driver." ”
"I'm a veteran driver if you count the driving age. Bruce looked at Han Zhenzhen and replied.
"I like people like you who play with cold humor all the time. Han Zhenzhen said as she sat down with Bruce again.
At this time, Fang Ze had already ordered all kinds of skewers and cold dishes on the food stall, and a few people didn't drink a few cups, the cold dishes and skewers had already come up first, and Fang Ze took a few strings of chicken gizzards to Bruce.
"What is this thing. Bruce took a bite and asked.
"It's delicious, you still don't have to ask what it is. Fang Ze winked at Bruce.
"I guess it's a part of a chicken that is used for reproduction. Bruce looked at Fang Ze and guessed.
"Hahaha, you're funny. Before Fang Ze could speak, the girl named Siyan pointed at Bruce and laughed, "The chicken gizzard is the internal organs of the chicken, and the bullwhip, the sheep whip, the tiger whip, these are the parts of the animal." ”
"That's good. Bruce rejoiced, "I'm okay with the viscera, but if it's the genitals, I think the practice of stuffing the animal's genitals into a person's mouth is a bit out of my recipe." ”
"Originally, I wanted to order a few donkey whips to eat, but I feel disgusted when you say that. ”
"Oh, sorry. Bruce said to Fang Ze insincerely.
"It really looks like it's the first time I've been to a food stall. Han Zhenzhen leaned over to Bruce's side and asked, "Where were you before, why didn't you even know chicken gizzards, and you haven't eaten skewers?"
Fang Ze saw Han Zhenzhen and asked curiously, it's not good to know, after all, where are the people in the big foodie empire who don't know chicken gizzards?
So Fang Ze explained, "Lao Bu is a Singaporean, and he hasn't been in China for long. ”
"My mission this time is to have a good time for a few days. Bruce looked at Han Zhenzhen and said.
"What a coincidence, my mission is to have fun for a few days, do you want to be together?" Han Zhenzhen said as she looked at Bruce.
"Okay. Bruce agreed without hesitation.
Lao Bu, Lao Bu.
Fang Ze looked at Bruce, who readily agreed, and almost didn't squirt out the chicken gizzard he had just eaten.
You must know that there is a superhero waiting for you in your hometown, how can you betray Superman like this.
Wait a minute!
It seems that Superman has a girlfriend, so in fact, Batman is a single dog.
I don't believe that Master Wei doesn't even have a girlfriend, and if this kind of high-quality male god can't find a girlfriend, how can Fang Ze live like a dick.
But Fang Ze never knew whether Batman Bruce had a girlfriend before, after all, Fang Ze had only watched a few Batman movies, and it seemed that Bruce did not have a real girlfriend.
So Fang Ze took out his mobile phone and searched for it.
And then.
Fang Ze found that he was too young, too young.
Although Batman Bruce Wayne does not have a real girlfriend, he has an ambiguous partner.
Batman soaked Louise Lane (Da Chao's girlfriend), had an ambiguous relationship with Poison Ivy, and is said to have had a leg with Wonder Woman, and the two characters who can pick up girls the most in comic book history are Wayne and Stark, from female teammates to female villains to female passers-by.
He was too young, Fang Ze covered his eyes.
It seems that this Lord Wayne is developing an ambiguous object by the way when he is masturbating.
After all, even Superman's girlfriend dares to be ambiguous.
However, Iron Man Stark seems to be a little more grippy in this regard, after all, it is not difficult to make beautiful women, but like Iron Man Stark, he is the only one who can even get a female Hulk to get a bed, after all, this is like a first-line male star chasing Sister Feng, and Sister Feng will not be like a female Hulk.