Chapter Twenty-Seven: Red Suits? Bacon!
"Yes, yes, I actually asked the name of the white-haired girl. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
A week has passed, Yangzhou City, on the bank of the Qinhuai River, downstairs in Wangyue, Tang Wan'er looked at Liu Suifeng with meaningful eyes, and came to Liu Suifeng's side with a wicked smile on her face.
In his hand, he was poking at Liu Suifeng's left ribs.
"Self-registration number, this is not strange, right?" Liu Suifeng turned his head, really not knowing what Tang Wan'er's meaningful eyes meant.
"Tut-tut" but saw that Tang Wan'er seemed to be very good, and raised her finger in front of Liu Suifeng and shook it, "This is what you don't understand." ”
"At that time, we were worried about you, and when we asked Senior Tina about your whereabouts, what we learned was not so simple.
It is said that the name of the white-haired girl who complained about it has never been said to anyone else since she was abandoned.
Even her senior Tina, who has a long sister and a short sister, doesn't know how you, a man who has no friendship with her and never knows her, can ask the name of that white-haired girl.
She also changed the title of the white-haired witch that others gave her without authorization, and the clouds broke through and the moon rose?
Tut-tut, this title, I always feel that it's not so simple, is it because someone gave someone someone else a pure white-haired girl.
I can't see it, the pure little boy who knotted his tongue when he saw a woman at that time has transformed into an old driver who flirts with girls in just a few days, and even the purgatory difficulty of the white-haired girl can be successfully attacked......"
As she spoke, Tang Wan'er had another slanted smile on her face, and her hand poked and poked at Liu Suifeng's left rib.
"Uh-uh...... What the hell, the title of Cloud Breaking Moonrise, isn't it because of Cen Xiaolan's sword, the previous sword directly shook the clouds, what do you want!"
Look at it, Cen Xiaolan, how kind it is, everyone is an adult, you just admit it, what is there to be embarrassed to say. After speaking, Tang Wan'er looked at Liu Suifeng's left rib again, and poked and poked with her hand.
Dong Qingshu on the side also moved, the folding fan in his hand was unfurled, and he whispered in Liu Suifeng's ear: "I said, Brother Suifeng, if I remember correctly, that night, you came back naked, right?
"What the hell! That's the clothes ......."
Before Liu Suifeng finished speaking, his clothes were snatched away, and Dong Qingshu on the side knew what Liu Suifeng wanted to say, "Oh, it turns out that the battle that night has reached the level of a fierce battle like bursting shirts?"
I'll just say, the first time I saw Brother Suifeng, I thought that Brother Suifeng's bones were amazing, and now it seems that you are really extraordinary!"
As he spoke, the fan in his hand was also put away, and he also smiled evilly at Liu Suifeng, and used the fan to poke and poke at Liu Suifeng's right rib.
"That's enough! You two poke poke poke! Poke a yarn poke!"
But just when Liu Suifeng wanted to punch the two people who poked and poked at his left and right ribs while he was injured, a finger suddenly poked and poked again from Liu Suifeng's back.
And the touch is a little strange.
"Who!"
Liu turned around with the wind and saw a puppet with delicate features and a gorgeous dress poking him.
The two imperceptible silk threads were pulled, and the puppet's face also turned into a funny expression, and a burst of ventriloquism that simulated a delicate girl also came from behind the puppet.
"I just watched the two of them poke like they were having a good time. ”
"Get out! Poke your sister! Don't run away if you have the ability!" Looking at the dead fish who had not spoken before his face, he took advantage of his injury and bullied him, Liu Suifeng couldn't bear it.
There was a flurry of kicks and kicks, and only then did the three people with happy faces run away.
But seeing that Liu Suifeng didn't chase after him twice, he supported his waist with one hand, and looked like he was dying of kidney loss, and the three people who ran out stopped again.
"Tut-tut, isn't someone who has won nine consecutive victories, someone who is not favored by Tie Yushan's seniors, and someone who has won the direct invitation order for the spring competition, is it very powerful?
Dong Qingshu also shook his fan and pretended to be forced on the side, "Eh, the diners of flowing water, the fried rice beaten with iron, it seems that someone can only stand below and watch the drooling today, and the eunuch will go up to the Qinglou." ”
The puppet wife who quit lifeless was speechless and looked funny.
"Damn, see if I don't kill you!"
After watching the three of them taunt, they patted their buttocks and swaggered to prepare for the competition for this week's mixed gold and broken rice in Mochizuki Tower, but Liu Suifeng was really angry.
But as soon as he moved, he held his waist with one hand, and his whole body hurt so much that he couldn't stop screaming.
"I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"
At this moment, the base suddenly trembled violently.
"Hmm, what's wrong, earthquake?" Liu Suifeng held his old waist and hurriedly moved to the open area.
But Liu followed the wind for a while before realizing that it didn't seem to be an earthquake, but something more terrifying.
"Brother Suifeng, I heard that you were injured, people are so worried about you! Don't delay our three-year appointment because of this!"
I saw that in the direction where the delicate voice came from, a young girl in the prime of cardamom (heavyweight sumo wrestler) was trotting all the way to the mountain, running to the arms of Liu Suifeng.
"Click!"
Being hugged by Tie Xiaoxiao, who is about two meters tall, Liu Suifeng heard a crisp sound of bones coming from his body.
I only feel that I am going to lie in bed for the rest of my life.
"Brother Suifeng, my father said that massage can not only soothe your meridians, promote blood circulation, speed up the recovery of injuries, but also enhance the relationship between the two of us, let me press it for you. ”
"Click!"
"Click!"
……
With the crisp sound of bones shattering, Liu Suifeng passed out directly, and a mouthful of old blood slowly flowed out from the corner of his mouth.
"Ahhh
Seeing that Liu Suifeng was unconscious and bleeding, the tiger's back was also so frightened that he screamed.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Brother Suifeng! I'm not a little stronger, it's all my father's fault, forcing me to practice what dragon descending eighteen fry all day long, and saying that I have been able to reach his ninth success at such a young age, and I will definitely surpass him or something in the future."
I was a little too anxious just now, and I forgot the weight for a while, so I'll break the bones back for you!"
"Click!"
"Click!"
……
Another sound of bones shattering sounded, and Tie Xiaoxiao also successfully relied on her "skillful hands" to successfully "restore Liu Suifeng" to its original state.
……
In the spring, the autumn wind blowing through time and space brought a bit of chill, and the diners who were ready to participate in this week's competition for the golden rice of Mochizuki Tower also lowered their heads and mourned in silence for the loss of a young life.
Bleeding two steps, the world is vegetarian.
A woman, crying out for a dead man.
No one expected that a loving couple who had made a three-year covenant would be separated by a massage.
Cai Zhutou, who has investigated hundreds of murders, also read out the results of the investigation of this murder.
"Name of the deceased: Liu Suifeng
Gender: Male
Cause of death: The muscles of the whole body are suspected to have been repeatedly torn and tortured by large beasts.
Detailed description: Large-scale comminuted fractures of the whole body, severe tearing and twisting of muscles, broken meridians, and rotating and exploding internal organs......
As a government catcher, I would like to solemnly remind you that massage is risky, and you need to be cautious about health care.
I hope you will take this as a warning not to happen in this kind of tragedy. ”
……
After all the diners mourned for the dead Liu Suifeng and laid flowers, the Moon Tower also lowered the flag at half-mast because of Liu Suifeng's passing.
But life is still life, and rivers and lakes are still rivers and lakes.
Therefore, all the diners could only return to the area where they were ready to participate in the competition with a smile, carrying Liu Suifeng's obsession and love for food, and ate this assorted golden rice for him!
"Click!"
"Click!"
But just as the fragrance of the Mochizuki Tower was overflowing, and the assorted golden rice of Tieyu Mountain was about to be completed, a heavy footstep made everyone turn their heads.
"Woman in red?" Liu Suifeng, who was lying under the many wreaths, also patted the white flowers that filled his body with his hand and sat up.
I saw the woman who came over with messy hair and empty and terrifying eyes, as if she had experienced something terrible before.
The red dress she was wearing was messy and tattered, and the dust she was covered with blood had also solidified and clumped and stuck firmly to the skirt.
The big red double happiness on the clothes also makes people see at a glance that this set of red dresses is a woman's dowry.
But barefoot, he walked through the skin, and stepped on horrific bloody footprints.
And the woman who came slowly carried a basket with a piece of black bacon in it, and a few flies flew around above, cracked eggs.
"Girl, what's wrong with you? are you alright?" said a couple of diners, who went up to inquire, only to think that something terrible had happened to this woman.
But I saw the woman in the red dress look at a few diners with empty eyes, and suddenly she shouted like crazy, "Ah!" and ran wildly with her messy hair, jumped from the high river embankment, and threw herself into the boiling Qinhuai River.
Only a few bloody footprints were left on the embankment.
"Poof!"
At the moment when everyone came back to their senses, a figure also jumped and chased into the turbulent river.