This kind of person is good at everything, and the only shortcoming that is not a shortcoming is that he is too serious.

Fang Ze originally just wanted to tease, but after listening to it, he thought about it for a long time, nodded solemnly and said, "I'll try to figure it out when I go back." ”

Fang Ze didn't care about the old boil, after all, it was the era of mobile games, how could anyone watch it when he made a video to introduce those ancient games with the same picture quality as mosaics.

And just as Fang Ze and Lao were fishing for water in the bathtub, a tall and thin man with two policemen was walking towards his house.

The real name of the thin and tall man is Yu Yancai, and the name is a bit feminine, plus he was always bullied by his classmates because of the problem of sissy when he was a child, so when he grew up, he vowed not to let others bully him anymore.

Although he doesn't have an advantage in the face of other men in terms of size, even some women can't beat them. But as a modern person, Yu Yancai believes that IQ is the most important, and the key is to use the rules reasonably.

So after being beaten by Fang Ze, he thought that if he wanted to take revenge, he had to outwit it.

But before he could figure out how to outwit it, when he went to the 4S store to pick up the car and came back, he found that the keyhole of his ground lock was blocked, and it was also broken iron slag mixed with glue and poured into the keyhole of the ground lock that had been erected.

Now even his key can't get open the lock, check it on the Internet, and say that unless the glue in the keyhole is slowly baked with a lighter, you can only find someone to directly remove the lock and reinstall it.

On this hot day, taking a lighter to bake the keyhole of the ground lock is purely performance art, Yu Yancai felt that it was too stupid to do so, so he had a plan, he turned his head and smashed the glass of his car, and then parked the car in front of the ground lock.

After going out and buying a few bags of biscuits and fruits, Yu Yancai found the old ladies who often sat in the community to enjoy the coolness, and after bribing them with biscuits and fruits, she guided them to say that she saw Fang carrying a brick into the back of the community.

Then, Yu Yan called the police directly, saying that the glass of the car he parked in the yard was smashed, and he lost some of the money in the car.

The legality of the lock in the community is not legal, and the police may not come back when they call the police, and they may not care if they come, but the car robbery is a more serious problem, and it is a criminal case, so soon two policemen drove the police car to deal with it.

After asking the old ladies who were enjoying the coolness and making sure that they had indeed seen Fang Ze go to the parking lot behind the community with a brick, and then confirmed in Yan Cai's mouth how much his economic loss was 10,000 yuan, the two policemen came directly to Fang Ze's house under the guidance of Yan Cai.

But at that time, Fang Ze had already gone out, and there was only one Hannibal wearing earplugs at home, although the policeman's knock on the door was so loud that Hannibal heard the sound through the earbuds, and it was impossible for Hannibal to go out and open the door on time, so Yu Yancai and the two policemen had to stand outside the door.

Slamming the door open with your shoulder is just something that happens often in the play, facing an anti-theft door, if you only use your arm, you can only knock yourself out of the mortar, so the two policemen mean that if Fang Ze hasn't come back for a while, he will go back first, and come back the next day.

But Yu Yancai thought that Fang Ze was at home, but he didn't dare to open the door when he saw the police, so he called and asked for the contact information of Fang Ze's landlord, and then decisively called Fang Ze's landlord.

It just so happened that Fang Ze's landlord also lived nearby, and he could come over in seven or eight minutes.

And at this time, Fang Ze was still rubbing the moss of the bathtub with the old man.

"I heard someone banging on the door upstairs. Fang Ze vaguely heard the sound of slamming the door, because the house he was in was not downstairs opposite him, but downstairs to the door, so Fang Ze didn't hear clearly whether someone was smashing his house or smashing his door, but he still felt a little uneasy in his heart.

"The little kid upstairs is playing basketball. Lao Xi said, "An eight-year-old child bought a small leather basketball at home, and he slapped it every day, and said it several times, but he didn't listen. ”

"And you old cadres say you can't move. Fang Ze laughed twice, and then said, "I recommend a few methods to you." ”

"Tell me about it. Lao Xi stopped what he was doing and asked.

"If you have money, you can buy a resonance stereo on a certain treasure, as long as you dare to quarrel on the other side, you will turn on the stereo, the penetration is absolutely good, and the noise is upstairs. ”

"How much is it? ”

"More than three hundred, some are cheaper, but the effect is not good. ”

"It's too expensive. Lao Shi shook his head, too, Lao Ji is generally a person who can do it himself and absolutely does not spend money, and he feels a little sorry for this money.

"If you do it yourself, you find a small motor, nail it to the wall, and drive the motor directly, and the effect is also good. Fang Ze saw that the bathtub was almost clean, so he took off the rubber gloves on his hand and continued, "If you think it's still troublesome, just buy a crutch or crutch, wrap a cotton cloth on the top, and poke the roof if you quarrel upstairs, if the effect is not good, you can poke it in the middle of the night when they are about to sleep." ”

"Well, this is a nuisance. "I can't get started, mainly because I'm afraid that the police will get into trouble when they come to the door.

"What are you afraid of? Fang Ze said, "Even if you call the police upstairs, you have to have evidence, don't you do it at a fixed time, and there is no way to record it on the other side." Besides, the recording can't prove that your family did it. When the police come, you hide your things before you open the door, and he can still search your house. ”

"It's the same as fighting a tunnel war. Lao Xi shook his head and said.

"Wicked people still need evil methods to grind, if you can't do it, I'll come to the door another day to say, if you still don't listen to people, I'll mix 520 keyholes with toothpicks. ”

"You're a doll who reads, it's better to cause less trouble. Lao Xi said, "Now people are impetuous, who knows what will happen." ”

"The attitude of calming things down is unacceptable, and that's how World War II began. ”

"It's far away, it's far away. Lao Shi said, "But your method is still good, I'll try it another day with a clothes pole and a towel tied to a hammer." ”

Eh, old cadre, old cadre, you don't look like you are honest at all.

Fang Ze smiled, and then watched Lao Lian start to put water in the bathtub.

"But then again, everything depends on the essence. There are children upstairs, and there is no way for children to make trouble, and the builder of this dog day does not give sound insulation panels is the root of the problem. ”

"It's going to be a living, it's only been a few years since I crawled out of the ground and not been a farmer. Lao Shi still had to say something, at this time, Fang Ze's mobile phone suddenly rang, and someone called him.