"Why didn't you see a woman here?" Fang Ze asked curiously to Pema next to him.

"Women are not eligible for such banquets. Pema said to Fang Ze as a matter of course, "I'm afraid of colliding with Lord Nagarjuna." ”

“i am groot。 As soon as Pema finished speaking, Groot praised the soup because it was delicious.

"What did Nagarjuna-sama say?" asked Pema.

"He condemns you for not letting women at the table, and considers it disrespectful to him. Fang Ze translated Groot's words 'truthfully'.

“i am groot。 Groot turned his head and glanced at Fang Ze, complaining that Fang Ze was always bullying others and not understanding his words, and then translated them indiscriminately.

"You see, the dragon book god is angry. Fang Ze pointed at Groot and said.

"Since it was Nagarjuna-sama who said it, then. Bemario thought for a moment, then got up to consult with the village chief, and after a few moments, basically all the women in the village were on the table.

Now Fang Ze finally understood why so many people claimed that they could communicate with the gods and then become a god stick.

Because you can make up God's words at will!

Fang Ze stayed in the village until the afternoon, and a car Range Rover Vein drove under the village, and Fan Qing stepped down from the driver's seat.

"Sister Haruko, this way. Fang Ze stood on a high place and greeted Fan Qing and asked Fan Qing to come up.

"It's just in time. Fan Qing carried a computer bag, went to the stockade, looked at Fang Ze and said.

"Timely. Fang Ze pointed at Groot and said to Fan Qing, "Get to know, this is Groot, we need to take care of him for a while these days." ”

"Hello, Groot. When Fan Qing saw Tree Groot, she greeted him in surprise.

If the little jacaranda only has a pair of wings, which makes people wonder if it is caused by some genetic mutation, then Groot's appearance completely confirms that he is a non-human creature.

“i am groot。 Groot greeted Fan Qing in the same friendly manner.

"Hmm. Fan Qing looked at Groot, and always felt that she should have seen a similar creature somewhere.

Groot Groot.

Pregnant!

Fan Qing clapped his hands and suddenly remembered, "Isn't Groot a figure in the Guardians of the Galaxy!"

Because Fan Qing has only watched the second part of the Guardians of the Galaxy, the impression of Groot in her mind is that the cute baby Groot is dying.

Now that I think about it carefully, I remember that the predecessor of Baby Groot is not like this.

"This Groot can't be the Groot from the Guardians of the Galaxy. Fan Qing pointed at Groot in surprise and said.

"Yes and no. Fang Ze turned on the big flicker mode and said, "Didn't I tell you last time, after many of our colleagues in the Monster Management Bureau left their jobs, they like to compile the monsters they encountered before into their own works. So the person who created Groot, the original comic image, is actually the same person from our Yokai Authority. ”

"Oh. Fan Qing listened to Fang Ze's words and began to feel that it made sense, but after thinking about it.

That's not right.

"Wait. Fan Qing looked at Fang Ze and said, "Isn't the person who drew Groot a foreigner, why does our country's Monster Administration still recruit foreigners?!"

"Ahem. "Lying is a technical job, and every time you make up a lie, you need to use countless lies to fulfill that lie.

In contrast, it is still a simple and crude deception like 'I, Qin Shi Huang, playing money', and it is still more difficult to concoct the existence of a monster management bureau that is convincing.

However, Fang Ze still racked his brains and continued to flicker.

"Think about it. Fang Ze said to Fan Qing, "Our country has a monster management bureau, can other countries not have it?" However, because there is no competition, coupled with the scarcity of personnel, the relationship between the monster management bureaus in our countries is very good, and many times they perform tasks together, so it is normal for foreigners to see the tree people on our side. ”

"That's right. Fan Qing's eyes rolled for a moment, and then asked Fang Zedao, "Then can you tell me about the spirits we see in film and television dramas, which ones are also found in reality." ”

"This is top-secret because it would reveal our retired colleagues. Fang Ze patted Fan Qing's head and said, "As a temporary worker, don't think about it. ”

"Pat me on the head, I can't get married. Fan Qing rolled her eyes and looked at Fang Ze and said.

"Shouldn't the standard answer of being patted on the head be that you don't grow tall, why can't you get married?"

"I'm almost thirty years old, and no matter how I am, I can't grow tall, so I can only say that I can't get married. Fan Qing joked.

After Fang Ze said goodbye to the people from the Hani village, he was about to leave, when suddenly someone behind him was calling himself, and he turned his head and found that it was the little girl Hu Ying.

"What's wrong?" Fang Ze thought that this little Lori was reluctant to herself, and when she was proud of her little Lori's affinity, the little girl said to Fang Ze, "Brother Fang, my mother wants you to go to my house and lie down, she has something to say to you." ”

Although he didn't know what happened to the little girl's mother called Fang Ze, Fang Ze was not afraid of trouble, and still took Groot Fan Qing to the little girl's house.

In a dilapidated house, a withered woman lies on the bed. This is Hu Ying's mother.

After listening to what this mother said, Fang Ze understood Hu Ying's life experience, it turned out that Hu Ying's father died of a serious illness not long after she was born, and her mother finally pulled her to this age, but now she herself is seriously ill, resulting in no ability to take care of Hu Ying.

The village is poor, and there are not many families who can afford to take one more child, and Hu Ying's mother is not familiar with it, and she is afraid that she will not be able to take care of it.

Then after she learned that someone had brought Nagarjuna to the village and asked all the women in the village to serve the table, she felt that she would be a good person, so she hoped that Fang Ze would take Hu Ying away.

Take a little Lori away.

Fang Ze was a little worried, on the one hand, because it was really not suitable for a hairy young man in his twenties to raise a little Lori at home. This is a real little Lori, not a legal Lori like Lin Xiaoxin. On the other hand, he has to receive guests every week, which is extremely inconvenient for many people in the family.

Hu Ying's mother saw that Fang Ze had the intention of refusing, and tried hard to get off the bed and beg Fang Ze. At this time, Fan Qing, who was behind Fang Ze, suddenly stepped forward and said to Hu Ying's mother, "Auntie, I am not married yet, but I like children very much, if you believe me, you can hand over your daughter to me to raise." ”

"Well, I can trust you. When Hu Ying's mother heard that someone was willing to raise her daughter, she happily immediately took Fan Qing's hand and said, "My daughter will ask you." ”

Although Fang Ze didn't know Fan Qing very well, judging from the contact on weekdays, this was indeed a good person, since she was willing to take Hu Ying in, Fang Ze naturally had nothing to say.

The two came out of Hu Ying's house, although Hu Ying, who was only seven years old, was a little reluctant to her mother, but she listened to her mother very much, and her mother asked Hu Ying to follow Fan Qing, the eldest sister, and Hu Ying never left Fan Qing's side.

The two came out of Hu Ying's house and told the village chief about this matter, and the village chief did not object, but was very happy that Hu Ying could follow Fang Ze and them to the outside world.

Fang Ze asked Fan Qing to bring a windbreaker of the largest size, a hat and a scarf and other things, and then asked Groot to change his body shape to the level of a normal person, and then put it on for Groot, so if you don't look carefully, you won't find anything suspicious.

The three of them took a car to a nearby county town to rest temporarily.

found a daily rental house from the Internet to live in first, and Fang Ze called Fan Qing out under the pretext of buying food.

"It costs a lot of money to raise a child now. Fang Ze said to Fan Qing, "You don't have enough money alone, I will support you a little bit of Xiao Hu Ying's living expenses every month after you go back." ”

"You don't have to worry about that. Fan Qing said to Fang Ze, "I'm not just a clothing store. ”

"Do you have any other part-time jobs?"

"That's right. Fang Ze patted his thirty-two d and said, "I usually write, I am an online writer, and I have tens of thousands of dollars every month." ”

"Awesome. Fang Ze gave Fan Qing a thumbs up, and then asked, "What did you write, I'll go back and enjoy it." ”

"Uh. When Fan Qing heard Fang Ze ask her what she had written, her mouth immediately became dumb.

Because coincidentally, the name she wrote was 'Yokai Administration'. And the text portrays a mean and hateful boss for the protagonist. Basically, every day in the comment area, someone chases this boss and scolds him for abusing the protagonist, hoping that the author will write him to death immediately.

What's even more coincidental is that the name of this villain's boss is also Fang Ze.

Fan Qing didn't dare to show this to Fang Ze after killing her, she quickly opened the topic and said, "Many stores here can't pay with mobile phones, I have to go to the bank to withdraw some cash." ”

"Okay. Fang Ze nodded and agreed.

The two went to a nearby bank, and it happened that the ATM broke down and could only be withdrawn at the counter.

Fan Qing drew the number, sat on the chair with Fang Ze and waited for the number to be called, and on the window to the left of the two, there was also a man who looked to be in his forties withdrawing money.

"Get me the money. The man said to the teller at the counter.

"You have $1,800 in your card. ”

"Seventy thousand!"

Hearing this man's words, the bank teller frowned, but still said patiently, "Sir, you only have 1,800 yuan in your card." ”

"Yes, I want 70,000!"

"But it's only 1,800 yuan, I'm sorry, you can't take 70,000 yuan. ”

"Seventy thousand!" the man heard the teller's words, and still insisted on repeating the previous words, and the way he spoke could be said to be comparable to Groot.

However, at this time, I didn't know where the teller got the inspiration, and suddenly it occurred to me that what this man said might not be 70,000, so he asked, "Sir, did you say that you will finish it?"

"Yes, isn't my common law exalted?"

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