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Ah Huan was in a very good mood, and even very generously kept Cui Mingde for dinner, Cui Mingde naturally thanked me politely, glanced at me thoughtfully, and resigned.
Ah Huan ignored her, smiled and ordered someone to distribute rice, not a unified dozens of big dishes, but only four small dishes - oil-grilled pepper dried fish, cheese meatballs, cold coriander, cold courgette, a bowl of fish soup - vinegar and pepper, placed on the small table on the couch, two sets of dishes on both sides, led me to sit on the couch: "I used to think it was weird to sit in one place for dinner, but now I have been taken crooked by you, and I think it's good to eat like this." ”
I said, "You don't see Da Lang come back, if he is here, the three of us will sit together, make a hot pot, and eat lively." As soon as I mentioned the ceremony, I saw her look at me with blank eyes: "Have you taught him something strange again?" He was walking on the road that day, and suddenly stopped, saying that he was observing the shadow of the sun, and saw ants, and he did not allow anyone to clean them, but had to raise them, and said, 'Ants can move things several times their body, which is very respectable,' and he changed into new shoes, and wiped them on the ground repeatedly, saying that he was testing 'friction'. ”
I smiled: "I was just about to tell you about this, I learned something from the gods, I don't remember it all, I said a word or two scattered, and I don't know very well, I'm afraid that I will miss the etiquette, where do you find a few people to ponder these things for me, make up a book, and teach the etiquette?"
Ah Huan was breaking the cake and dipping it in the soup, and when he heard this, he stopped: "It's not enough to compile medical books and military books, but also to compile fairy arts?"
I corrected her: "It's not fairy magic, it's natural science—it's the way of describing nature." Among them, it can be divided into physics, chemistry, mathematics, biology... I think it is better to not only teach etiquette, but also to have a special yamen to study this, and preach it in the world, which will be of great use in the future. ”
Ah Huan slowly lifted the cake from the soup and stuffed it into my mouth: "Do you mean to be like Si Tianjian?"
I was startled, biting the cake and muttering: "Of course it can't be the same as Si Tianjian." "Si Tianjian is in charge of the celestial phenomena, although it is a cold yamen, but it is by no means insignificant, if there is any offense against the emperor star, Chong Tai Sui and the like, the report and explanation are all from Si Tianjian, the suburbs of the four o'clock, the agricultural festival and other things also depend on this, in terms of the superstition of the people of the time, it can be regarded as half a great sacrifice, I don't want people to think that I offend the divine right and speculate on the celestial phenomena, after saying a sentence, Fang realized that Ah Huan was talking back, and said: " It is not necessary to set up an official office, just find a few people who like this to discuss and discuss together, and with the experience, write a book together and pass it on to future generations, which is not buried. The more he talked, the more he felt weak, swallowed the last bite of bread, and said dejectedly: "I know, this thing really can't be done now." ”
Ah Huan rarely did not mock me: "It's not impossible to do it, if the people in power not only don't taboo this, but support it very much, and refute all the criticism of the DPRK and China, it is actually not a big deal." ”
I hung my head and said, "Then what you are talking about must not be my aunt, and most likely it will not be... Cough. ”
Ah Huan sandwiched a chopsticks of dried fish in the cake, kneaded it into the shape of a meat bun, and came to feed me again: "It's not him, there are others, in a huge country, can't you find a person who believes in you?"
My eyes lit up, I was not busy eating, I held her hand and said, "Those who believe in me naturally have." Halfway through speaking, he found that this discussion was too long-term, far beyond our control, so he came back to his senses and chuckled: "I can't do this, I don't like to do anything else, the days are still long, what are you afraid of, don't just feed me, eat yourself." She also took a pair of dried chopsticks to feed her, and she took a bite of it gently, looking at me without blinking: "That's all you need?"
I said, "What?" I looked out and saw that there was no one everywhere I could see, but I couldn't help but walk around, looking carefully in front of the window and by the door.
Ah Huan said: "Since I took the initiative to ask for people, they also know how to be measured, and they won't inquire more, don't worry." He put down his chopsticks and sat down to look at me: "Taiping, apart from telling you about these 'natural sciences' and showing you the scene of the Heavenly Palace, have the gods ever told you anything else?"
I said vaguely: "It's not enough to talk to me, even if I always wander around the gods in my dreams, they don't stop me, as if I was originally from there—what's wrong?"
Ah Huan lowered his head, fiddled with his fingers, and said: "It's nothing, I just think that among these princes and grandsons, you are the only one who has met the immortals, which shows that you are deeply blessed." ”
I sneered: "It's good not to commit anyone's taboos, and you don't always mention what is not blessed, in case you say that it is not good to leak your mouth." I was always afraid that she would ask about it, so I hurriedly interrupted: "I said, don't blame me, actually... I also think Cui Mingde is reasonable, although Ah Shao is in the limelight now, the root cause is actually because Ah Niang and the courtiers value her father, Yuan Kanggong has reached this age, and I really don't know how many years there will be a few more years, and I am afraid it is not appropriate to ask her to come out at this time. ”
Ah Huan looked at me and smiled: "You want to say push her into the fire pit?"
I sneered: "No, after all, she is also the first female general in the past, and she should have a mother's blue eyes..."
Ah Huan glanced at me: "I also know that this is not appropriate, there is no need for Cui Er to say it, Dugu Shao himself will not do this, but mortals buy and sell, always one person makes a price, one person makes a counteroffer, you come and go, and discuss slowly, how can there be a price set at the beginning? This is especially true for people like Cui Er." If you don't force Dugu Shao, are you still waiting for her to take the initiative to help you?"
I was stunned for a moment, crying and laughing: "Ah Huan!"
She seemed to be mistaken, and reached out to pinch my face and said: "Yes, you are a pampered little princess, Your Majesty's sweetheart, how can you know such a thing as bargaining? If you have time another day, let Feng Yongchang take you to the market for a walk, negotiate with people, and know about the people's livelihood and suffering, which is also very good." ”
I rolled my eyes: "Why don't I know about bargaining? I'm afraid I've been to the two cities more times than you, I just think you bring up the way you bargain... It was lovely. ”
For example, Cui Mingde or Wan'er are naturally excellent people, but I prefer to associate with people like Ah Huan or A Shao, as if this table of four small dishes, as well as those hot pot, barbecue and other small things that cannot be on the table, will make me feel closer than the exquisite and rich palace banquet. I think it's probably because although I wear the skin of a princess, I'm still an ordinary person after all. In the first few years here, after I accepted the reality, I often dreamed that I was exposed and killed as a demon, and now although I don't have too many such worries, I already feel that I should belong here, but there are some habits that go deep into the bone marrow, but I can never change them.
I smiled at Ah Huan: "I'll teach you a word, which is used by the gods to describe useless and incompetent ordinary people, called '* silk'..."
Ah Huan originally lowered his head and smiled, as if he was a little embarrassed, but now he was really embarrassed, blushed, stretched out his hands menacingly, and pulled my cheeks: "In the name of the gods, I said obscene things again!" 166 Reading Network