Second Night (12): Let's compare cooking
"Carving insect skills!" Almost without looking back, Yuzao waved his hand in front of him, and the magic power he swung easily turned the dragon girl's attack into nothingness. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"How is this possible!" The nursery rhyme, who is also a caster, exclaimed, she could fully feel the power of the blow of the dragon lady just now, which itself was an EX-level treasure, and at the same time contained a variety of attributes to restrain the fox to the gods, monsters, and the sun, even if she couldn't succeed in one blow, she shouldn't be so easily dissolved!
But she had to believe the facts in front of them, and she was also surprised by Rin Tosaka, she was not surprised by the attack of the dragon lady, she was surprised that the magic on the fox was exactly the same as the magic of the veins in Fuyuki City that she managed.
This largely proves what Lin Xiu said about the fact that the Holy Grail was contaminated. The only thing that puzzled her was that the fox seemed to be different from the Ku Chulin she had met before, and her brain seemed to be quite normal, or at least she would mock the dragon lady for being too weak in attack.
It's just that Rin Tosaka ignored that from a certain point of view, the evil of Tamamo and this world are the same substance, and the evil of this world can't make her black, but can only restore her nature.
According to Tamamo's own defense in other works, she can give birth to a million troops in her tail in the state of nine tails.
That doesn't mean that she can summon an army of millions, but that she can match a million Heroic Spirits with the power of one person. If all the servants in the FGO get together for a meeting, the full Tamamo is qualified to say: It's not any one of you, but everyone here is rubbish.
After Long Niang's big move was taken lightly by Tamamo, the scene suddenly fell silent, but the next words of Tamamo made everyone dumbfounded.
"What other moves do you have, come out, if you lose, you have to find a satisfactory husband for the concubine!"
"......" Lin Xiu vaguely remembered that the servant in front of him, called Yuzao, was best at not spells, but to break the serious atmosphere, although he was an evil spirit, but in essence he was a complete teasing.
"Find you a satisfactory husband or something, and when the Holy Grail War is over, you will return to the Valhalla Throne, so even if you find a wishful husband, you will have to face a sad parting at that time, why bother. β
"Hmph, you can rest assured, the concubine body has absorbed the magic power in the Holy Grail, and it is enough for the concubine body to survive in this world until the husband hangs up. Yuzao crossed his waist and said proudly something that made Lin Xiu dumbfounded.
That's right, this big youkai named Tamamo and the god of Japan (most of the eight million gods in Japan seem to be good youkai), actually exaggerated the magic in the Holy Grail, and it is incredible that the black mud in the Holy Grail did not affect her.
Is it because the other gods have no resistance to the black mud, or is it because this fox spirit itself is a pink and black one, so the black mud can't pollute her? Lin Xiu secretly guessed in his heart, and his mouth began to flicker.
"So, what are you capable of, I mean the basic ability of being a wife, if you can't even do housework, then we won't give you a good young man. β
"Woo, what you said is very reasonable, so please ask you to come up with the question, three questions! Three questions are limited, no matter how much more, it won't work?" stretched out three fingers, and Yuzao said seriously: "The concubine doesn't want to waste too much time." β
This made Lin Xiu and the people behind him glance at each other, and after exchanging a look, they all nodded at Lin Xiu.
"Well, first of all, cooking, as a qualified wife, you must be able to go up to the hall and down to the kitchen. Lin Xiu was crying silently in his heart when he said this, his sister-in-law liked to run to the kitchen, but they all went to steal food while he was cooking.
"Oh, this is really bad, the concubine is still not confident in cooking......"
"Great!"
"Woohoo!"
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Everyone cheered inwardly, and they almost said something like, 'You don't know how to cook and you want to be a good wife, be careful that your husband dislikes it.'"
"Don't you have confidence? But my first question was a cooking competition. Otherwise, I was going to let you compare your cooking skills with our girls here. Now, if you can answer me a kitchen question, I'll lower the difficulty and let you compare yourself to the two of us. β
"Oh, don't look at the concubine's cooking skills, but the concubine's kitchen knowledge is still very good~"
"So as a vixen, do you know what essence makes food delicious? Please answer in five seconds, five ......"
"Huh, wait, wait...... Hmm, how can there be a goblin who can make food delicious, the concubine doesn't know~"
"Essence of chicken and monosodium glutamate. Lin Xiutian shamelessly said the answer, this answer was not only in front of Yuzao, but even the other masters and servants, even Long Niang and Attila all looked at him with a look of contempt.
"Ahem, well, I was wrong...... That Wei Gongjun, you learn to cook with me, no, you and I can cook with her. Today, we are all the kings of medicine. Patting Emiya Kiritsugu on the shoulder, Lin Xiu said with a righteous face: "You should be able to go out with us, if you can't get out, even if you have a husband, you can't let him stay here with you forever, right?" β
"It's very good here, the so-called four and a half stacks of happiness, all you need is a quilt that can cover two people, a table for eating, and a stove for cooking. β
"Huh, don't you need to take a shower and go to the toilet, you're a fox, not a pixiu. If you don't take a bath, can your husband stand the fox smell on your body?"
"The concubine body doesn't stink of a fox! The concubine body is a god, and the god doesn't stink!"
"Funny, what's wrong with the gods, isn't there a toilet god in Japan, don't tell me the toilet is fragrant. Lin Xiu complained angrily, but was refuted by Yuzao: "Of course, if it is the toilet of the concubine's family, air freshener will definitely be put on it, and at the same time, the water in the toilet bowl will also be able to meet the drinking standard!"
"Anyway, whether you go out with us now, or stay here, I tell you, no man likes to be locked up in a little dark room, even if there is a peerless beauty here. β
"No! The poor monk is willing! This female layman, the little monk is willing to return the world for you, and the fellow cultivators are good for a hundred years!" The enlightened one, as an immodest monk, immediately stepped forward and expressed his willingness to sacrifice his body for everyone, for the fox spirit in front of him who had destroyed five dynasties to play with him.
However, in the next second, the Awakened only felt that many contemptuous eyes converged on him, especially in front of Tamamo, and looking at him was no different from looking at a pervert.
"The disgusting flower monk is the most annoying. As for the question of the cooking competition, let's go out, after all, the concubine needs to choose the ingredients, by the way, are you the ones who pay for the competition?"
"Oh oh oh! Tsundere is so cute, and she was great when she hit me just now, ah, scold me a few more times or hit me a few more times. β
Aoko Aosaki looked at the performance of the awakener, and couldn't help but tremble, and got goosebumps: "This thing is really the ancestor of a religion, not a masochist from a neurotic hospital?"
"The Buddha had the legend of cutting meat to feed the eagle and sacrificing his life to feed the tiger, and according to these legends, it is not incomprehensible that the enlightened one, the servant, has the attribute of shaking M. Lin Xiu sighed: "It's completely a strengthened version of the power of Shen Wuyue in the Dating Battle." β
Then he said to Tamamo: "You don't have to worry about the competition money, the ingredients are also the ingredients." As long as you say it, there's nothing I can't do. The venue for the competition will be placed at my place, although I am a little reluctant to use the Golden Great Technique again......"
Having said that, Lin Xiu was also sure of one thing: this Yuzao Qian was really different from other servants, and the fact that she was able to leave the mirror realm showed that her strength was strong enough to break free from the shackles of the mirror.
It is the best choice to bring her from the mirror world to the prison city of the dragon lady, on the one hand, the mirror world is the territory in front of the tamamo, on the other hand, the prison city is very unfriendly to the girl, except for the EX level luck like Meiyu, the average girl will die in the prison city.
After the group came to the prison city, Wei Gong Shirou looked at Lin Xiu with great resentment, although he had a good temper, but his home was also bombed, he lived in a small house, and Lin Xiu lived in a big castle.
However, this naΓ―ve idea was forgotten by him five minutes after he walked into the prison city, along the way, first Sakura Makiri was attacked by a large group of bugs, then Rin Tosaka set out a fire trap and his wallet was burned clean, then Aozaki Aoko was chased by a large group of dolls, and finally the nursery rhyme was splashed with ketchup, but the smell of rust in the air told them that it was not ketchup, but the blood of unknown creatures.
Even Tamamo was harassed by a large number of male creatures, but she easily sent them away, and even a few were caught by her, saying that they were going to be used as ingredients for the next game.
"That's enough! What the hell is this place!"
"This is my territory, Prison City Said! There is only one in 10,000,000,000 women here who will survive. Proudly said the name of his castle, and the dragon lady's ostentatious expression made it impossible to complain at all.
"Alright, here, here, Miyu, Lily, here's the guest, come and entertain me!Oops, master, why are you knocking me on the head, I'm going to be stupid!"
"What, Miyu and Lily are tired and still resting. They haven't been resting well for the last few days, and if you let them entertain the guests, I'll leave it to me. β
As he spoke, Lin Xiu unfolded the Golden Great Method, and the 100-square-meter area centered on the entire kitchen was shrouded in his Golden Great Technique, and then, the entire space was underwent a major transformation by him, and three stoves with various seasonings first came into everyone's eyes.
A huge display table was followed by a large display table filled with a variety of fresh ingredients, each of which was only one serving but was immediately replenished when it was taken away.
"The ingredients here are all common family ingredients, the same is true for seasonings, and the kitchenware is an easier and commonly used type, after all, you want to be a good wife and mother, not a professional chef, so that your husband and children can eat delicious food, and taste the warmth of home is the most important thing. β
"Well, you're right, the concubine recognizes this. β
"Then, we had been fighting for most of the day today and we were tired, so the game was postponed for tomorrow, three meals a day. Although there are some unfair products, we will put out two players, of course, the girls present do not count, so it is two against one.
At the same time, the game is a best-of-three system, two of us in three meals, as long as we win two games together, we win, this is not easy, can you still accept such a bet?"
"Of course, the concubine should be determined to be a good wife and mother! Ah, yes, yes, you just said that everyone is tired, right? Well, at this time, let the concubine prepare dinner for everyone. β
"Well, it's hard for you. Lin Xiu had the idea of investigating the enemy's situation, and agreed with Yuzao's idea of making dinner for everyone, which made Yuzao's eyes look at him very different.
"Aren't you afraid that the concubine will poison the food? The concubine is the demon fox who destroyed five dynasties. β
"Don't be funny, who will find you a husband when we die, it's not me who blows, this monk who is the most unreliable of us here is also a husband who can be relied on by his wife. It's Japan, and monks are high-income people. β
"However, if you die, there is no threat to the concubine, and the rest of the servants will definitely not be able to defeat the concubine, so that the concubine can make a wish to the Holy Grail and get a husband who can be with you for a lifetime. Yuzao's tone was calm, and he looked at Lin Xiu with anticipation in his eyes, as if he hoped that he would give him a satisfactory answer.
"Let's not talk about the unreliable garbage of the Holy Grail, even if the Holy Grail can really make a wish, what is the difference between the love obtained through the wishing and the pick-up, love needs careful care, not relying on the charity of the Holy Grail. Too cheap feelings are too easy to break. β
"Well, that's what it seems. β