Chapter 263 is a slightly familiar application
"You're here. Rui Ge'er, who was lying on the bed, saw Fang Ze, and the weak Fang Ze beckoned and said, "Come on, come here, and bring so many things, what are you doing, how polite." ”
", you think I brought it to you. Fang Ze casually put his things on the empty bed on the side, and then said to Rui Ge'er, "Even if you hang up, I will send a wreath at most." ”
"I went to the supermarket to buy something. Lying on the top bunk bed, Zhu Longlong saw what Fang Ze was taking, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he pointed to Fang Ze's pile of snacks and said, "Come on, come on, buy something to eat, hurry up and share it with everyone." ”
"Brother, that's all for me. As soon as Zhu Longlong's words fell, the little jacaranda who came in from behind hurriedly hugged his delicious food.
"Damn, where did Lori come from. On the other side, Wenbo, who was talking shirtless on the phone, saw the little jacaranda and hurriedly pulled up the quilt to cover himself.
"Friend's sister. Fang Ze patted the little jacaranda on the head, and then asked Rui Ge'er to ask, "The spirit looks good, how can it be as serious as what was said on the phone." ”
"It's been a long morning. Rui Ge'er raised his fingers weakly and said, taking a little medicine will not work.
"You don't go to the hospital to see who to blame. Fang Ze asked Xiao Hua Yu to sit aside, and then went over to look at Rui Ge'er.
"Anyway, Wenbo said that you didn't go to the hospital because you went to the hospital after CSGO unboxed and got all the living expenses, it's really fake. ”
"Alas, don't mention it. Rui Ge'er waved his hand and said, "The credit card is maxed out." ”
CS is a classic old game, and CSGO is a canonical sequel to CS. As for CSOL, which has been out for a long time, it is an entertainment game developed by a company licensed by CS production company to Nanbang. So if someone says CSOL is an orthodox sequel to CS enough, I'm afraid that someone will beat out the brains with Sea Emperor, Thor, Black Dragon Cannon, and Chainsaw.
The characteristic of competitive games is that they are absolutely fair, and even if you have money, you will not be a centimeter better than everyone else at the beginning of each game.
This is also the reason why Riot has almost reworked LOL's rune system. Because to save up all the runes in the game and buy more than a dozen rune pages, it is indeed a big burden for every player. After all, the player's gold coins not only buy runes, but also buy heroes, so if you are not an old player with plenty of time, most novice players who have just started to play ranked use a set of general runes, which is extremely restrictive.
Of course, that's not to say that competitive games don't cost money anymore. If you want to be cool and look good, you still have to pay for it.
Ever since the concept of game skins was introduced, men can understand why women spend huge sums of money on clothes, bags, and shoes.
Because in CSGO, a sniper rifle is drawn with a dragon, and it is called the legend of the dragon, and the price can reach more than 10,000 yuan on the whole network. And a knife that is only red in color costs about five or six thousand, of course, this is only available for purchase. There are also many unobtainable skins, such as the blue-topped dark gold quenched AK, the brand-new all-blue claw knife, and the Fallen autographed skeepsake dragon sniper, all of which are sold for more than 30,000 yuan, and the currency unit is the US dollar.
Just as women don't dare to tell their husbands how much they spent on the luxury bags they are carrying that look exactly the same as the popular bags on Taobao, men also don't dare to tell their wives. How much money did I spend in order to add more cool-looking lines and colors to my gun.
In terms of beauty, after letting women carry the pot for hundreds of years, men finally found that it turned out to say, 'This is really good-looking, how much is it, and all the living expenses are taken out to buy, buy, buy, buy It's not a woman's patent.
Science and technology bring a common chopping life.
The difference between the game and reality is that in order to ensure that their skins can be sold at a high price, manufacturers in the game will limit the number of certain skins. As a result, the thrill of a man having a scarce number of weapons in the game is no less than the roar of a dragon that reveals himself over twenty centimeters after being stripped naked in a public bathhouse.
"Recently, a brand new dark gold red net claw knife was put on the website. Rui Ge'er grabbed Fang Ze's hand and said, "You know I can't afford to buy it, but it can be smoked." You can smoke it once with only 179 US dollars, and it is said that the explosion rate is 5%, so I tried to draw a few. ”
"So you're gone?"
"I'll never smoke again, really. Brother Rui snorted and said with tears, "Really, never smoke again." When I get back, I'll sell everything in my warehouse and never touch it again. ”
"Come on, you. Fang Ze said to Rui Ge'er, "I still don't know about you." Sending it to Professor Yang can't cure the skin disease you bought. ”
"Wait. Fang Ze scratched his head and looked at Rui Ge'er and said, "I feel a little wrong now. You said that you are sick and have no money to go to the hospital, so Wenbo and the others will not be without money. Why did you call me here? ”
"Lend me 10,000 yuan, and I'll draw it ten times at the end, and I'll sell it and pay it back when I get the dark gold red net claw knife. ”
"Feelings, you're waiting for me here. Fang Ze patted Rui Ge'er and said, "But isn't it a little hurtful for our brothers to talk about money." ”
"So?" Rigo'er's eyes lit up.
"I don't borrow. ”
"Don't. Rui Ge'er grabbed Fang Ze and hurriedly said, "Even if I don't get it, when I save up for a few months, I can pay you back, and everyone will be separated soon, you should fulfill my last small wish, okay?" ”
"I'll satisfy you with a hammer. Fang Ze said without giving Rui Ge'er any face, "Now, either I will send you to the hospital and I will pay the hospitalization fee for you, or you will wait here to die, and I will leave immediately." ”
"Don't go to the hospital. Rui Ge'er was angry like a child, and rolled aside with his beer belly and said, "If I can't draw the Dark Gold Red Net Claw Knife, I won't go even if I die here." ”
"Then you die here. ”
Fang Ze clapped his hands and stood up and pulled the little jacaranda and said, "Let's go back twice." ”
"Oh. The little jacaranda followed Fang Ze out, she just wanted to remind Fang Ze that she didn't bring anything delicious, but she immediately saw what Fang Ze was thinking this time, so she stopped and obediently followed Fang Ze out.
Fang Ze pulled the little jacaranda to the milk tea shop in front of the dormitory building, and the little jacaranda said to Fang Ze, "Brother Fang Ze, I know what the big brother lying on the bed was thinking just now, do you want to listen to it, I'll tell you." ”
"No, you don't. Fang Ze shook his head.
"Why? The little jacaranda tilted her head and looked at Fang Ze and asked, "If you know what that big brother was thinking just now, then you don't know how to answer him." ”
"That's right, little jacaranda. Fang Ze said to the little jacaranda, "Sometimes, people who know too much are unhappy than those who know less." ”
Although there is an old saying in human beings that people know their faces but do not know their hearts, in fact, the human mind is fickle. It is possible for a person to have some bad thoughts about others at a certain stage because of one thing. But that doesn't mean he's going to think that way all the time. ”
Fang Ze looked at the little jacaranda and said, "Just like just now." The big brother was probably angry that I didn't lend him money, and secretly scolded me in his heart. But he didn't really want to mess with me, he just didn't figure it out for a while. ”
"So, if Brother Fang Ze didn't know how that big brother scolded you in his heart just now, you would still be friends with him in the future. But if you know, it's not necessarily true?"
"Yes, our little jacaranda is so smart. Fang Ze looked at the cute little jacaranda, tugged at her face, and then continued, "If I have an ability like a little jacaranda, then I may only use this ability on strangers. I wouldn't want to know what was going on in my heart if it weren't for a special reason for my trusted acquaintance. ”
"I know for this reason, stupid people have stupid blessings. The little jacaranda clapped her hands and said.
"You know the hell. Fang Ze helplessly held his forehead and said to the little jacaranda, "This is still different from a fool having a fool's fortune." It's just that the most untempting thing is the human heart. Therefore, if a person does not have to go to great lengths to understand what the people around him are thinking, it means that he lives in a trustworthy environment, which is not happy enough. ”
Fang Ze looked at the little jacaranda and didn't know how to explain this for a while.
After all, some insights can really only be experienced by yourself.
Having said that, only a simple and kind person like Xiao Hua can control such an ability, if it is the emperor, the number one boss in the country, those high-ranking and powerful people have such an ability, it will definitely be a disaster.
Just as Fang Ze and Xiao Hua were chatting, Zhu Longlong walked in with a large bag of snacks and daily necessities that Fang Ze had placed on the bed before, and then put the things on the table of the bubble tea shop where Fang Ze was sitting.
"Only you can ruthlessly refuse Brother Rui. Zhu Longlong also sat down after putting down his things.
"What exactly is the situation. Fang Ze looked at Zhu Longlong and said, "Although Brother Rui used to spend money on the game and has always been a member of Xinyuesan, he has never borrowed money from others to do this." ”
"Don't mention it, a few days ago he took a girl to play knife fighting, and was shown off with a brand-new dark gold red net bayonet, and it is said that he was ridiculed a lot, and when we went back to the dormitory, he smashed his alien notebook. Then he said that he wanted to get a dark gold red net claw knife and raise his face in front of the girl. But the brand-new dark gold red net claw knife that hung out on the Internet was sold for 50,000 US dollars, so he wondered if he could draw one on the lottery website. He's always the last to ask you to borrow money. I've already lent him my living expenses for this month. ”
"That website relied on that knife to attract popularity, how could he get it. Fang Ze pursed his lips, then took out his mobile phone and transferred it to Zhu Longlong for four thousand yuan.
"What are you doing here? Zhu Longlong looked at Fang Ze puzzled and asked.
"Borrow your and Wenbo's living expenses, otherwise how will you spend this month. ”
"If I knew you were so generous, I wouldn't have to buy instant noodles. Zhu Longlong slapped his thigh and shouted.
"Fart, I believe you are the one who eats instant noodles?" Fang Ze finished talking about this, and then asked Zhu Longlong, "Brother Rui really has food poisoning?"
"Strictly speaking, from a medical point of view. Zhu Longlong said, "But in a general sense, at most, it can only be regarded as a bad stomach." If something really happened, I would have called me to the hospital earlier. The medical school can still make people die of illness without making people laugh at death, and next to it is the hospital of our school, where more than a dozen teachers give you lectures on the hospital bed and perform surgery on you. ”
"Then I'm relieved. "Fang Ze originally wanted Xiao Hua to use the Five Poison Beads to detoxify Rui Ge'er, but now it looks like forget it, this thing is lying down and can't move now, which is a little more worry-free.
Zhu Longlong came out in the name of sending things to Fang Ze, and went back after talking to Fang Ze. And Fang Ze took the little jacaranda and the two walked back talking and laughing.
As soon as Fang Ze walked into the aisle in front of his house, he saw a figure squatting in front of his house.
Thief?
Fang Ze thought subconsciously.
"It's the sister who sells clothes. Little Jacaranda quickly confirmed who was waiting at the door through mind reading.
Could it be that Sister Haruko realized that she had been deceived, so she came to find her?
As soon as Fang Ze's thought in his heart turned, Sister Qingzi saw Fang Ze and walked over.
"You're back. Sister Haruko said to Fang Ze very enthusiastically.
Uh, how does it feel weird.
Fang Ze nodded slightly, and then asked Sister Haruko, "You came here, is there something wrong?"
"Have you forgotten that you asked me to write an application?" said Haruko-san as she handed over a few pieces of paper.
"I forgot about this when I was busy. Fang Ze pretended to remember suddenly, pointed to the door and said to Sister Haruko, "Talk inside." ”
Fang Ze opened the door, and Sister Qingzi dared to go in and helped pack up the big bags and small bags that Fang Ze brought, and then handed the previous application to Fang Ze.
Although Fang Ze felt a little embarrassed to deceive others into writing the application letter like this, he had to take the application letter in a very serious manner at this time, and then carefully read the handwriting on it.
'I volunteered to join the Huaxia Monster Administration, and I am willing to fight for the cause of the Monster Administration for the rest of my life. The Monster Management Bureau is an important institution for the Chinese people to protect peace, and at the same time it is the vanguard of the Chinese people and the Chinese nation, representing the advanced level of monster management in China.
A person's life is either heavier than Mount Tai or as light as a feather. As Zhong Kui said: My whole life and all my energy are dedicated to the most magnificent cause in the world - to protect the world from monsters. And I, Fan Qing, can't do the same as the great demon exterminator Zhong Kui. But he is also willing to contribute his own strength to the cause of demon eradication in the motherland.
Thirteen thousand words of nonsense are omitted below.
Sincerely
salute
Applicant: Fan Qing. ’
Eh, why does this format look so familiar?
Fang Ze looked at this application and always felt that he had not only seen it, but also written it.
Of course, the most important thing is, when did Zhong Kui say that he dedicated his entire life and energy to protecting the world from monsters?