Chapter 10: The Great Victory of Cirno
The Red Devil Pavilion is located near the Lake of Mist, and the specialty of the Lake of Fog is the frozen frog, so even in summer, you can feel the slightest chill in the vicinity of the Red Devil Pavilion.
Well, there is really no connection between frozen frogs and summer coolness, but they have a common reason – (9).
The Frozen Frog and the coolness around the Red Devil Pavilion all came from a certain Ice Fairy, and she was the only challenger Lin Xiu encountered before arriving at the Red Devil Pavilion.
"Human, they are the strongest Qiluno in Gensokyo, are you here to challenge me?" crossed his waist, straightened his chest, and fanned the ice wings behind him, and flew in the office and asked Lin Xiu: "The wings behind your back are similar to the second child of the Red Devil Pavilion, are you also from the Red Devil Pavilion?"
Lin Xiu smiled slightly, but did not answer, this guy in front of him is (9), genuine (9). That stupid guy who likes to play pranks, like frozen frogs, and like to challenge others.
"Why don't you answer our question, human, are you afraid of me?"
"Well, you can think so. Lin Xiu was stunned for a moment, he was indeed afraid of Qi Lunuo, because he deeply understood that stupid people are contagious, and what stupid people like to do most is to lower your IQ to the same level as her, and then use your rich stupid experience to defeat you.
Lin Xiu didn't think he was a fool, so he dealt with Qi Luno carefully, for fear that she would challenge him and turn himself into a fool like her.
Death, although Lin Xiu is afraid, he is even more afraid of becoming a fool, it is simply better to live than to die, after all, people may be able to become ghosts like Youyouzi when they die.
"Then let's Bibi······ Alas, are you afraid of us?" Qiluno had just stretched out her fist and retracted it, her eyes full of incredulity, this human in front of her was actually afraid of her?
This is the first human to surrender to her! This is the most incredible thing that Qiluno has ever encountered in her life!
"Someone actually surrendered to us, someone actually surrendered to us······" couldn't help but keep chanting such a sentence that Qi Luno didn't even notice that Lin Xiu had already left.
"Alas, isn't there anyone in the Red Devil Pavilion to guard the door?" Lin Xiu originally thought that it didn't take too much trouble to enter the Red Devil Pavilion, after all, there was a doorman like Red Misuzu, and he was carrying Flandrew, the second lady of the Red Devil Pavilion.
So on the way here, when Remilia proposed to go to the world for a walk, Sakuya followed the eldest lady away with confidence, not worried that Lin Xiu and the second lady would not be able to enter the Red Devil Pavilion.
But now the fact is that Lin Xiu and Sakuya were slapped in the face by Hong Meiling, and Hong Meiling, the doorman, did not fulfill his duties at all, and he didn't know where he was going to wave.
"What are you going to do big brother, do you want Fran to take you to fly through the gate?" Flandoro flapped her wings, her little head attached to Lin Xiu's ear and said happily, she had long wanted to try the feeling of flying around at home.
"No, let's just jump over. "The gate of the Red Devil Pavilion is not very high for Lin Xiu, at least Lin Xiu, who has killed fleas, can easily jump over.
However, things didn't go as smoothly as Lin Xiu thought, the Red Devil Pavilion was a place full of organs, which was deeply touched by the first victim of Shotimaru Wen.
When the Red Devil Pavilion first appeared near the Lake of Fog, the reporter tried to invade the Red Devil Pavilion and steal the film.
But even if the shooting pill tattoo is excellent, it is also the strength of the most powerful youkai in Gensokyo, and it is still a turtle in the face of the anti-theft mechanism of the Red Devil Pavilion.
Even the black-and-white thief Marisa only infiltrated the Red Devil Pavilion after several attempts in a row.
Therefore, after successive failed attempts to break through the gate of the Red Devil Pavilion, Lin Xiu unhappily put down Flandoro on his back, and after vacating his hand, he slammed the door of the Red Devil Pavilion······
"Fran, gone, home. ”
"Well, but big brother, why are you holding on to the door of Fran's house?"
“······ It is coated with 520 liquid, which is the upgraded version of 502, and it can't be taken off if it sticks to it. Fran, stay away from me later, and I'll put on a show for you. "Lin Xiu never thought that the Red Devil Pavilion would be so playful, and he actually put glue on the door, so he wasn't afraid of accidentally hurting his own people!
"Well, what is Big Brother going to show for Fran?"
"Frozen frogs burn. Lin Xiu said as he walked to the edge of the Lake of Mist, carrying the gate of the Red Devil Pavilion with one hand, and picking up the frozen frog thrown by Qiluno on the ground with the other and placing it on the gate made of steel.
After putting (9) pieces, Lin Xiu's right hand holding the gate began to cast the skill: Flame Fist, the super high temperature came out of Lin Xiu's right hand, and the crimson flames immediately wrapped Lin Xiu's right hand and the steel gate, and began to barbecue together with the frog above.
"At this time, the frogs that have been skewered and frozen are not edible, so we have to clean up the inedible things inside the frogs and then barbecue them a second time before eating. ”
Lin Xiu was already quite skilled at controlling the flames, and while burning the steel stuck to his hands, the flame temperature on the steel where the frog part was placed was just enough to melt the ice and burn the frog to death.
"You see, the frog is not really delicious, it has a lot of parasites in it, you see, this white strip of long things the size of (9) brains, it is a parasite, this is not edible. Red Misuzu is just as stupid as (9) because the frogs here eat too much. ”
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"Ahh ”
"I'm sorry, China, ahem, I haven't cleaned here for too long, there's too much dust, ahem, it's easy to sneeze. ”
As Hong Misuzu thought, Patchouli didn't worry about Hong Misuzu being infected with a cold by herself, after all, stupid people don't get sick. So Patchouli simply thought that it was because she had inhaled PM25 dust particles from the basement, causing her nose to itch and want to sneeze.
"Lord Patchouli, my name is Hong Misuzu, not China! Also, you really need to clean here, in China the PM is calculated at 2.5, and by you it is already calculated at 25. At the same time, Hong Meiling secretly added in her heart: I have been staying in such an environment, no wonder Pachouli has asthma.
PS: This chapter is from yesterday····· Also, readers who want to read the Holy Grail Roll in the group had better not get their hopes up, because it is the product of the readership's self-amusement, and you had better not read the weekly update without going through the readership's verbal transaction