"Click!"

After a period of commotion, Emperor Hua Wen, who had woken up from his life, pulled out his knife and thrust it in front of Liu Suifeng, who was pressed on his head to eat soil. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The click knife was deeply inserted into the soil, and the splashed soil flew again to Liu Suifeng, who was eating the soil, with a face, "Ahh

The four commanders of the Xuanjia Army and Tang Wan'er were using martial arts such as bone unloaders, life-killing scissor feet, and invincible hot wheels at this time to lock Liu Suifeng's hands and feet.

Even one of the commanders used the "Fifth Set of Radio Gymnastics for Middle School Students in the Country - Chicken Peck Rice!"

This can make the backs of the onlookers sitting on a small bench eating melons chill.

"I didn't expect the people of the Xuanjia Army to be so ruthless!"

"Even the fifth set of broadcast gymnastics for middle school students across the country is a terrifying and forbidden technique!"

"yes! This is so inhumane! It's still the fifth set! Chickens peck rice!"

"Obviously, in the "Broadcast Gymnastics Non-Proliferation Treaty" back then, it was repeatedly said, 'We in Dahua promised not to take the lead in using national middle school students to broadcast gymnastics!', but I didn't expect it to be ...... now."

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Seeing that Liu Suifeng was being carried by the leader, under the effect of the fifth set of radio gymnastics in the country and the eighth section of the soil-eating movement, with the bright rhythm of "one, two, three, four, two, two, three, four...... in his ears, he moved his head up and down regularly and rhythmically, like a chicken pecking rice, he was "clicking" and gnawing on the soil, and the people who ate melons shuddered.

The woman, who was frightened by this tragic picture, held the child who was scared and cried in her arms, comforted, and did not dare to look at this terrible picture.

The men, too, all turned their heads to the side, and couldn't bear to see the terrifying picture of being forcibly pressed and gnawing the soil by the fifth set of radio gymnastics in the country.

Even the diners and other people in the rivers and lakes who have long been accustomed to licking blood from the knife edge, under the huge impact of the picture of Liu gnawing the soil with the wind, the whole body trembled unconsciously.

Looking at Liu Suifeng, who was pressed on his head and eating soil, it suddenly turned into a beautiful picture of the wedding photo studio in slow motion.

Everyone only felt that the willows full of soil were in love with the wind, and they loved the land deeply.

At the same time, he also deeply reflected on whether the invention of broadcast gymnastics for middle school students had more advantages than disadvantages, or more disadvantages than advantages.

At that time, Dahua was blockaded by foreign powers, and it officially relied on the successful development of the first set of national broadcast gymnastics for middle school students, which really broke the blockade and stood up!

At the end of World War II, the Lighthouse Country also sent two middle school students who had studied radio gymnastics to the Samurai Country, which dealt a devastating blow to the Samurai Country.

To this day, the place where the middle school students of the two lighthouses attacked is still affected by the afterimage of the broadcast gymnastics of the year, and the hearts of the samurai people have left a shadow that can never be dispelled.

The "Chernobyl Campus Radio Gymnastics Incident" in the fighting countries of that year also told us about the dangers of radio gymnastics.

During the Cold War, the two major groups competed to train middle school students, and launched an arms race for the training of middle school students who mastered broadcast gymnastics.

This led to a surge in the number of middle school students who mastered radio gymnastics, seriously threatening world peace and security, and turning both groups into a powder keg.

As long as whoever uses the middle school students who have mastered radio gymnastics first, it will be out of control, and the whole world will be shrouded in the haze of cheerful music of radio gymnastics, leading to the demise of mankind and the destruction of the earth!

But some people say that it is precisely because the number of students in the world who master broadcast gymnastics is relatively balanced, and they are mutually restrained and restrained, so the countries in the world that are constantly in friction have not had a world war like World War I or World War II for a long time.

Moreover, the development of broadcast gymnastics cannot be stopped in the eyes of many people with paranoia of victimization!

According to the discussion in the classical book "The Three-Body Problem", the theory of "dark forest", which represents the core of cosmic sociology, also explains such a problem to us.

The earth we live on is just a small blue planet in the third universe, in the second plane, in the Chaolai Supercluster, in the Haha nebula, and in the Milky Way.

It is small and humble compared to the entire vast universe, and even a grain of sand is smaller than the entire desert.

Maybe one day, there will be a series of unpredictable and devastating disasters such as the invasion of aliens from other planets, or the collision of Halley's Comet with Earth.

Therefore, in order to really reach the critical moment of human beings being enslaved and destroyed, a set of broadcast gymnastics can put a pot of big aliens, and a set of broadcast gymnastics will be about to collide with Halley's Comet to smithereens.

But even then, one cannot debate whether the invention of broadcast gymnastics has more advantages than disadvantages or more harm than good.

But everyone watched Liu Suifeng being beaten by the fifth set of national middle school voice radio gymnastics and forcibly gnawing the soil, but they were still moved by compassion and couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

"Do you know what kind of knife this is?" Emperor Hua Wen said in a deep voice, and the blade in front of Liu Suifeng's eyes also slammed, flashing a cold light.

I saw that Liu Sui, who had soil in his mouth and wanted to cry without tears, shook his head violently with the wind.

I only felt that this time I was really going to be cut by Emperor Hua Wen, a flying kick kicked his dragon buttocks, and almost didn't kick his dragon waist off, this time he was really going to die.

"This knife, which has accompanied me to the north and south for so many years, has already been filled with blood, and now I show it and stick it next to your neck, you know what I mean, right?" Emperor Hua Wen continued to look at Liu Suifeng with cold eyes, and there was no wave in his eyes.

"Woo woo......" Liu Suifeng, who was full of dirt, shook his head with the wind, and already wanted to cry.

But I didn't expect that I was famous, my master hadn't been found yet, I hadn't eaten the Eight Scenes Banquet in Chang'an, and I didn't even have a virgin body, so I was going to be cut down like this, I really felt that it was over like this, and I was so sorry for the expectations of the readers.

But he had no other way, he himself was being beaten by the fifth set of national middle school monks broadcasting gymnastics, and the knife was in the hands of Emperor Hua Wen.

He could only watch as Emperor Hua Wen pulled the knife out of the dirt again and slashed at his head.

"Ahh

"Woo!" Liu Suifeng also closed his eyes, only to feel that his neck was cut, it should be very painful.

"Huh?" But when the blade fell, Liu Suifeng didn't feel any pain, and his neck didn't seem to be broken.

When I opened my eyes, I saw my hair slowly falling down.

"Is it crooked? Could it be that Emperor Hua Wen also got Parkinson's, and his hands trembled?" Everyone opened their eyes, only to see that the sharp blade did not cut off Liu Suifeng's neck, but slashed at the side of Liu Suifeng's head in a thrilling way, and only the tip of the knife picked off a few strands of Liu Suifeng's hair.

At this time, the four commanders and Tang Wan'er and the others who held down Liu Suifeng also let go of their hands and feet and retreated to the left and right.

"Get up. Emperor Huawen, who originally had a gloomy expression, suddenly became extremely serious.

Liu got up slowly with the wind, looking at the sudden change in the serious painting style, as if he realized something, his eyes were serious, and one hand slowly moved under everyone's attention.

"What does he want to do!" The crowd who didn't know the truth looked at this sudden transformation of the serious painting style, and even stared at the hand that Liu moved slowly with the wind, only to feel that the next action of that hand would cause a bloody storm, and even jump the world line!

"Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang ......"

But I saw Liu Suifeng's wrist turn critically, and the movement of his palm became faster, and he patted the ash on his body.

"What the hell will I go?"

"Lao Tzu's pants are off, so you will show Lao Tzu this?"

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This made the people who were very nervous about eating melons scold, and a lot of watermelon peels were smashed over with a crackle.

But under the scene of melon peel flying wildly, the four commanders Tang Wan'er, and Liu jumping up and down with the wind to avoid the attack of melon skin, Emperor Hua Wen was still very serious and serious, standing motionless in place, and even the "swish" of melon skin flew past his ears, without even blinking his eyes, showing his immobile calmness like a mountain, Liu Suifeng and others, who made people jump up and down, really had to marvel at the aura of the king of a country.

"Liu Suifeng, this bloody blade, has followed me for so many years, and the people I have killed are all traitors, corrupt officials, and generals.

Now, if you get rid of Qin Wushuang for me, I will hand it over to you, as long as you hold this knife, you can behead the faint king, behead the slanderous ministers, and surpass the six departments of Dahua. ”

Emperor Hua Wen put the blood-destroying blade in his hand into the black scabbard and handed it to Liu Suifeng, with a great sense of ceremony of appointment and authorization.

"Blood Blade?" Seeing that Emperor Hua Wen was suddenly so solemn, he somehow suddenly took it with extremely solemn hands.

Touching the ordinary-looking black scabbard.

The black scabbard is cool and smooth to the touch, and you know that it is not an ordinary material when you touch it.

This also made Liu Suifeng's favorability explode instantly.

Because this knife is really to his taste.

It doesn't look so conspicuous, and it doesn't have the domineering side leaks of those Heaven and Dragon Slayers.

But as soon as you get it in your hands, the weight and feel make people feel very down-to-earth, and those who know knives know that this knife has material and is by no means an ordinary blade.

"It turns out that I still want to give you a chance to avoid death, but just now you injured me, the reason why I didn't kill you is because this chance to avoid death can be regarded as an advance to offset it, but if you dare to do this next time, it will be no wonder that I am not big or small. ”

"Well, I'm glad I'm not dead. Liu Suifeng was a little lucky, but he didn't expect that he had survived for this reason.

But Liu Suifeng suddenly looked at Emperor Hua Wen, "Behead the unconscious monarch above, behead the slanderous ministers below, override the six departments, cut whoever you don't see, this knife is really so powerful?"

"Of course, I will do what I say, even if you take this knife to cut me now, I will not dodge for half a minute!" Emperor Hua Wen said without hesitation.

When Liu Suifeng heard this, his expression suddenly changed, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he looked at Emperor Hua Wen with a wicked smile, "That's what you said!"

A knife slashed directly at Emperor Huawen's head.

"Fog grass! Fog grass! I just talk about it! You really dare to cut you!" Emperor Hua Wen flashed, and said again and again, and he panicked.

"I'll take care of you! It's you who said it yourself! Kill the faint king at the top! Kill the slanderer at the bottom! Above the six departments! Cut whoever is cool! Don't run!"

"Fog grass! Fog grass! Someone! Escort!"

"The four commanders, escorts, even you will cut together!" The four commanders had just heard the news, and they also became the food deliverers, and they were chased and cut by Liu Suifeng with a knife, and fled with Emperor Hua Wen.

"And you people, just hit me with watermelon rinds, stop me, don't run!"

Even the masses have not been spared.

"Ahh

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