387. Chapter 387
"I said Dong Lin, I didn't bring a driver's license this time. %77%77%77%2e%76%6f%64%74%77%2e%63%6f%6dAre you going to lock my car again?" Liu Weiming said with a laugh.
"How do you know it's me? It's not fun at all. Dong Lin was very frustrated and took off her helmet and hung it on the motorcycle mirror.
"Because you are a female traffic policeman, and you are such a good female traffic policeman, you are everywhere, when did you start working?"
"I went to work the day after you went to my house, but I was urged by my sister. Why are you stuck here early in the morning?"
"I'm still depressed, I'm taking a friend to the airport. As a result, I came back and was bet on it. I should have cursed the truck driver who was driving in the opposite direction. Excuse me, when will I get through? I haven't had breakfast yet. Liu Weiming said depressedly.
"I guess it won't work this time, it's very troublesome. Dong Lin looked up at the traffic, then shook his head and said.
"Then you don't want to clear the traffic, you still have time to chat here. Liu Weiming became even more depressed when he heard it.
"What's the use of me going, I'm not a crane. Those two big guys, can I move? We'll wait until the big guy is towed away and we'll clear the traffic. What are you anxious about, you're happy enough to have me to chat with you, look at people, how boring they are in the car. Dong Lin took his hand and pointed to the person in the car next to him and said. But after saying that, she regretted it, because the driver she pointed to was kissing a woman sitting in the passenger seat.
Liu Weiming also saw this scene, and immediately laughed so hard that he was about to laugh out loud.
"What are you laughing at, these two people are really shameless and obscene. On the day of Guan Tianhua, everyone actually did this kind of thing in full view. Dong Lin stomped his feet angrily.
"Okay, kissing is people's freedom, you don't have to do anything else. Anyway, you don't have anything to do now, why don't you come and sit in the car?" Liu Weiming pointed to the place next to him and said.
"Okay, I guess it won't work for a while. Dong Lin looked left and right again, and found that the trailer had not yet come, so he got off the motorcycle directly and sat in Liu Weiming's car.
"Ask you something, how are you and my sister doing? Have you caught up with my sister?" Dong Lin said to Liu Weiming with a mysterious face as soon as he got into the car.
"Chasing your sister?" Liu Weiming looked at Dong Lin in surprise.
"Have you forgotten the bet we made, or have you automatically conceded defeat?" Dong Lin said excitedly.
Liu Weiming remembered that it was this matter, and said with a smile: "If you don't say that I really forgot, how can I admit defeat? I was still having dinner with your sister yesterday, and your sister has already told me that she likes me." ”
"What? No way, absolutely impossible. Dong Lin said with wide eyes.
"Why can't your sister like it, can't she confess to others?" Liu Weiming was completely amusing himself.
"My sister is definitely not such a person, she is very traditional. The chances of her confessing to a man are slimmer than the chances of the end of the world, let alone that you're married. You're lying to me, aren't you?"
"There is an accident in everything, and maybe your sister will discard that tradition as soon as she meets me. Your sister really told me yesterday, so you lost this bet between us, shouldn't you fulfill your promise?"
"My sister really said she likes you?" Dong Lin was originally very sure when Liu Weiming said this, but suddenly became less firm.
"If you don't believe me, you can call your sister now. Liu Weiming took out his phone number and gave it to Dong Lin, and he calculated that Dong Lin didn't dare to ask.
"Forget it, if I don't ask her about these things, I will be scolded to death by her. If she likes you, she likes you, and the two of you can't be together anyway. Liu Weiming, I warn you, oh, it's her business that she likes you, but you must not do bad things to my sister, otherwise it will ......" Dong Lin began to wave her little fist at Liu Weiming again to show her authority.
"How else?"
"Otherwise... Otherwise... I castrated you directly. Dong Lin's words hurt Liu Weiming, and he almost had an urge to crash to death. And Dong Lin herself was also blushing, this sentence came out of the mouth of a beautiful woman, and the lethality was too great.
"You castrate me later, now you have to fulfill your promise to me, you have to accept one of my conditions. Liu Weiming gritted his teeth while wiping the cold sweat running down his forehead. I was shouting in my heart that this beauty was too exciting.
"I promise you, I Dong Lin can do what he says, you say, what conditions? But I have to say it first, this condition must be done by me and not violate the law and morality. "This little girl is still a little discerning, and she knows to explain all this clearly.
"Of course, I, Liu Weiming, am such a person. You will definitely do it, and it will not violate the law, let alone morality. Liu Weiming said with a wicked smile.
"Okay, you say. Is it going to let me treat you to a big dinner or invite you to the bar. Dong Lin was relieved at this moment, and said with an expression of being slaughtered.
"None of this is needed. What I want you to do is ......," Liu Weiming's head spun around.
"What is it?" Dong Lin said eagerly.
"Just like them. Liu Weiming pointed to the car next to him as if he had discovered a new continent.
Dong Lin turned his face and found that the two people in the car just now were unusually persistent in continuing to kiss, and the kiss was hot. At this moment, the girl in the car was pushing the man into the seat and kissing the man forcibly.
"What? You don't want me to ...... Kiss you, right?" Dong Lin's eyes were about to fall. Said with anger on a small face.
"You don't need a strong kiss, just a fragrant kiss. I'm not very demanding. Liu Weiming said as he lit a cigarette.
"You're a bastard, Liu Weiming, you... You... It's a big wolf. You yourself have said that you are not allowed to violate the law and morality. Dong Lin was extremely angry, and her little face turned crimson.
"That law says that women are not allowed to kiss men, and it is not moral, and kissing can be seen everywhere on the street now. Liu Weiming still has that tone. Seeing Dong Lin's appearance of wanting to kill, Liu Weiming felt very enjoyable, and added fuel to the fire: "If you don't want to kiss, forget it, I'll treat you as if you haven't made this bet." Actually, I guessed before I made this bet that you, Dong Lin, would never keep your promise. It doesn't matter, there are too many people who don't have integrity in this era, and I've long been surprised. ”
"You say I didn't... No integrity?" Dong Lin was completely angry by Liu Weiming's words, gritted her teeth and stared at herself.
"Uh, I didn't say you didn't have integrity, just a little... A little bit of that... Just don't keep your promises. Liu Weiming thought for a long time, and finally said a nonsense. Failure to keep promises and lack of integrity do not know the difference in the above place.
"Isn't it just kissing you, what's the big deal. Dong Lin bit her lower lip tightly, and then still spoke. approached Liu Weiming with a murderous face.
This scared Liu Weiming. Liu Weiming was just joking, boring to tease Dong Lin. I didn't expect this little girl to really take it seriously...... "Hey, you won't take it seriously, will you?" Really, it's just a joke," Liu Weiming involuntarily began to move his body to the left. But next to the car door was Liu Weiming, and there was no way to retreat.
"Don't talk nonsense, isn't it just to be kissed? What's the big deal, you're still not a man? Dong Lin stood up directly and looked at Liu Weiming condescendingly.
Liu Weiming almost vomited blood, he didn't get kissed by him and became that he was not a man, how could he make it look like he was being forced J? But then Liu Weiming looked at the movements of the two, Dong Lin looked at himself with a murderous face, and he held his hands on his chest, rolled up and looked at Dong Lin with a frightened face, isn't this Qiang J?
Immediately, Dong Lin directly pressed down, grabbed Liu Weiming's two hands, pressed his face down, and kissed Liu Weiming's cheek quickly. Liu Weiming only felt a burst of aroma approaching, and then a warm moist feeling came from his face, and then turned around. , Dong Lin sat back in his place together.
"My promise has been fulfilled, and I will not owe you anything in the future. I sue you, Liu Dase wolf, if you dare to make a bad idea to my sister again, I will definitely castrate you. I'll go first. Dong Lin's face was full of shame, but he still said viciously to Liu Weiming, but his eyes didn't dare to look at Liu Weiming.
"This girl is really uneducated, no wonder Dong Jing said that she was spoiled by her parents, how can a girl's family open her mouth and shut up and say that she has castrated others?" Liu Weiming muttered there.
But at this time, Dong Lin, who had already gotten out of the car, got his head in again and said to Liu Weiming: "Also, I warn you that you are not allowed to tell anyone about me kissing you." Otherwise.... ”
"Otherwise, what?" Liu Weiming was almost abnormal because he was frightened by Dong Lin today, and subconsciously answered.
"Otherwise, I'll castrate you. Dong Lin closed the car door and left.
"Oh my God, how many times have you to castrate me, there's only one thing I can be castrated. Liu Weiming was depressed.
And when Liu Weiming turned his face to look at Dong Lin, he saw Dong Lin walking to the car next to him kissing angrily, and patted the roof of the car.
The man and woman who were kissing passionately inside were startled, and immediately stopped the hot kiss that lasted for nearly half an hour, and the man wanted to open the window and said to Dong Lin: "Comrade police, what's the matter?"
"What's the matter? Get your driver's license out. Dong Lin said with a murderous expression.
"Why should I get my driver's license? I didn't break the rules. The man said depressedly.
Article 328 of the "Road Traffic Safety Law of the People's Republic of China" states that motor vehicle drivers are not allowed to do anything unrelated to posture while driving, especially kissing. If you kiss for less than five minutes, you will have two points deducted from your driver's license and a fine of 200. If the kiss is between 5 and 20 minutes, the driver's license will be revoked. Those who kiss for more than 20 minutes shall bear criminal responsibility and be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than two years but not more than ten years. You kiss for twenty-eight minutes, and if you are a first-time offender, I will waive you for ten minutes, and now give me your driver's license. Dong Lin said while looking at his watch.
"Is there such a law? Why haven't I seen it? And we don't have a car now?" said the man, confused.
"This law came into force on April 15, 2011, on April 14, 2011, yesterday, by the 31st Session of the Standing Committee of the 12th National People's Congress. I'm sorry, but you're the first case in the country. The newly enacted Traffic Safety Law has detailed regulations, as long as you sit in the car, it means that you are in the driving project, and you must abide by this law. Less nonsense, hurry up and get that driver's license out. "Dong Lin is estimated to have nowhere to vent when she is angry, so find someone to vent her anger.
Liu Weiming, who was watching from the side, laughed directly, he couldn't breathe, he didn't expect this Dong Lin to be so "cute." "On the one hand, this is much more severe than when I fined myself at that time. In the end, Liu Weiming didn't know, he knew that Dong Lin was just looking for someone to get angry and scare the couple of men and women, because it was because of the inappropriate behavior of the pair of men that she took the initiative to give her first kiss to Liu Weiming.
Liu Weiming waited for more than half an hour before the traffic began to move, and Dong Lin never came to Liu Weiming's side again. Liu Weiming smiled helplessly, this girl probably didn't dare to face herself.
Liu Weiming found a small stall on the side of the road and had a casual breakfast. Then go home. Due to a long delay on the road, when they got home, Jin Qian and Zhong Li both went to work.
When Liu Weiming was bored and was about to go to Li Mengqing, he received a call from Tang Hua, Liu Weiming looked at it, and secretly thought that it was Tang Hua who came to report the situation to him.
"Tang Hua, what's the matter?" Liu Weiming said knowingly.
"Director Liu, have you heard about the incident in the Qingquan Lanshan Town Welfare Institute where people beat an employee of a Hongwei Construction Company to death?" Tang Hua also asked pretendingly, knowing that Liu Weiming had done it.
"Oh, that's it, I heard that. The actions of the local government are truly abhorrent. I have already reported this matter to my superiors, and I believe that the superior leaders will definitely deal with this matter strictly. Liu Weiming said he, just waiting for Tang Hua's next words.
"Director Liu, now this matter has been exposed by the provincial TV station, and it has a great impact. Wang Weiguo is also starting to get anxious now. In addition, I heard that the farmer who killed the person had already run away, and the people from the Public Security Bureau had been looking for him for a long time but could not find him. I've heard that this matter has gone to the province. The province will directly intervene in the investigation of this matter. Tang Hua suddenly lowered his voice and said.
"I know, you can continue to do whatever you have to do, just treat these things as if they have nothing to do with you. I'll keep an eye on this and keep me informed of any updates. Liu Weiming nodded.
"Okay, Director Liu. ”
Liu Weiming hung up the phone and smiled, and said fiercely: "Wang Weiguo, if you escape again this time, it will be considered your ability." ”
After thinking about it, Liu Weiming picked up the phone and called He Yingjie.
"Hey, Uncle He, it's me. Great name. Liu Weiming said politely.
"Oh, it's a great name, you wait a minute, I have something to do now, I'll call you later. Saying that, He Yingjie hung up the phone, Liu Weiming knew that there must be someone around He Yingjie, who was not easy to speak.