Chapter 645: Miserable
Not long after, the screams of the pig demon were heard in the dungeon. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Subsequently, the cell door was closed, and the guards who were standing guard in the dungeon were all driven out by Shangguan Zhuang.
Then the whole palace began to shake.
At first, it shook slightly, but after a while, it began to shake violently.
Although the cell door was tightly closed, the pig demon's terrible screams seemed to be getting higher and higher.
It seemed to be accompanied by its frightened curses, which finally turned into a plea for mercy.
Xiuxiu hugged the railing and asked the guards with a confused face, "What is the princess doing in the dungeon? Is she killing pigs?"
The guards blushed and nodded, "It seems that yes, before we came out, the princess was picking the skin of that pig demon." ”
A girl corrected: "Obviously picking the clothes of that pig demon, the princess looks red-faced, panting, and very excited." ”
Xiuxiu's face was suddenly full of sympathy, and she sighed: "That pig demon fell into the hands of the princess, and it will definitely not survive." ”
Without Shangguan Zhuang's orders, the palace still stayed in place and did not advance.
When the fox returned to the room, he saw that the kitten demon was lying on the bed softly, with his eyes open, his cheeks were ruddy, and his chest was rising and falling violently, looking extremely tired.
Xiuxiu walked in with her, glanced at the little cat demon on the bed with wide eyes, suddenly walked closer, stretched out her little hand to caress the crack on the side of the bed, and said with a surprised face: "Xixi, what kind of exercise were you doing just now, why did you crack the bed?"
Yan Yuchen looked at the ceiling with empty eyes, looking like he had been ***ed, motionless, and didn't say a word.
Xiuxiu stared at the bed for a while, then suddenly squatted down again, looked down at the bottom of the bed, and then exclaimed, "Xixi, why did you still make a hole in the bed?"
There was a hole in the bottom of the bed, and the floor was covered with wood shards and some torn strips of cloth.
Xiuxiu's face was full of confusion.
Fox walked to the side of the bed, stared at the cracked wooden bed for a while, and also learned Xiuxiu to squat down and look down at the bottom of the bed.
"Sissy, you sloppy ghost, did you pee directly on the bed?"
She stared at the hole at the bottom of the bed, and immediately came to her mind the image of the kitten demon crawling on the bed and sticking the thing under her crotch out of the hole to pee.
As for why there is such a perverted idea, of course, it is because this little cat demon is originally a statement.
She gave birth to a woman's body, but she had a man's thing, can the things she does not change?
Xiuxiu raised her own questions and said, "Ninth Princess, there is no urine under the bed, so Xixi will not do such a disgusting thing." ”
In the little girl's heart, this brother is a very good, very good person.
The fox crawled on the ground, stared at the soft strip of cloth at the bottom of the bed, frowned, and said, "No, Xixi must have peed, otherwise why would all those strips of cloth be wet, but there is less urine." ”
When Xiuxiu heard this, she immediately crawled on the ground to take a closer look at the strips of cloth.
Sure enough, the light white strips of cloth looked wet and glued together.
"Ninth Princess, let's take it out and take a look, maybe it's not urine, maybe Xixi got up to drink water by herself and spilled it. ”
Xiuxiu still didn't believe that this brother would do such a dirty thing, he actually peed on the bed, and deliberately made a big hole in the bed to urinate, is there such a perverted person?
Fox Hu's face was suddenly full of disgust, and he said disgustedly: "Don't take it, don't take it, if it's really Xixi's urine, what should I do?" It's disgusting. ”
She won't touch the urine of the demon pee!
Xiuxiu ignored her, lowered her head, got under the bed, reached out and took out the cloth strip, and said, "Even if it's really urine, you have to take it out, otherwise Xixi will smell bad when she sleeps on it." ”
Then the little girl let out a "huh", as if she had noticed something wrong, and her head "banged" under the bed, and she suddenly felt "ouch" in pain.
Fox quickly pulled her out, then took a few steps back, stared at the ball of cloth in her hand with a disgusted expression, and said, "What's wrong Xiuxiu?
Xiuxiu rubbed her head, Fang unfolded the strip of cloth in her hand, and said with a sad face: "There is a fishy smell, not urine, and it is sticky, I suspect that Xiuxiu wiped the snot, woo, I'm going out to wash my hands." ”
"Snot?"
The fox frowned slightly, looked up at the little cat demon on the bed, and said suspiciously: "Xixi doesn't seem to be sick, Xiuxiu, shouldn't it be snot." ”
Xiuxiu unfolded the strip of cloth with a bitter face, and sniffed it again, Fang handed it to her and said, "It's snot, but the taste seems to be wrong...... Nine princesses, look at it. ”
The fox hurriedly retreated, and said with a look of disgust: "I don't look at it, I'm disgusting, Xixi is really, just wipe your nose and throw it on the ground, why do you want to throw it under the bed secretly, are you afraid that we will laugh at her?"
"Probably. ”
Xiuxiu stood up, pinched the piece of cloth with two fingers and said, "Ninth Princess, I'll go out and throw it away, and I'll come over to clean up the things under the bed later." ”
With that, he walked out quickly.
After she left with the strip of cloth, Fox walked to the bedside, sat down, and said with a concerned face: "Xixi, are you sick?"
Then he stretched out a small, somewhat cold hand and stroked his forehead.
"It looks like it's a little hot. ”
The fox muttered to himself, then took out a pink handkerchief from his bosom, handed it to him, and said, "Sissy, if you still have snot, wipe it with my handkerchief, don't tear your clothes, and don't throw it under the bed, so I won't laugh at you." ”
Yan Yuchen turned his head and looked at her blankly.
After a while, Fang raised his hand, took the handkerchief, looked at it with complicated eyes, and said, "Princess, do you want to be with me Lily?"
Fox was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then his face changed slightly, and he hurriedly said in horror: "No...... I don't want to, I don't want to at all!"
At the same time, he secretly said in his heart: Hmph, you are not a real girl, you stinky demon, you want to harm the ice and jade body of this princess, so that this princess will not be fooled!
Yan Yuchen looked at her coldly, and suddenly gritted his teeth and roared: "Then why did you want to drug me and cause me to get into bed......? Where am I swollen......"
Before he finished speaking, he choked up, and tears instantly overflowed his eyes.
What a miserable life.
If this is said, who will believe it?
Brother dignified manly husband, handsome and chic beautiful boy, handsome and invincible little fresh meat, and now he actually gives the bed a hole in the day!
Nima! God has no eyes!
Woowoo......
Brother, don't live!
(To be continued.) )