The sun was already very bright, Lin Yifan didn't wake up on time as usual, and still slept soundly. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info in the dark secret realm, he almost never closed his eyes.

took Lin Yiyao back to the villa last night, and was troubled by the little girl for a long time.

Just because she found a hair of Lin Shuyao on the sofa, she complained that she was not the first woman to come to the villa.

The vinegar jar was overturned, and it was forced and tossed.

Lin Yifan was powerless, and finally became angry and gave her a few brains, and then drove her to take a bath and sleep.

Lin Yifan was also lying on the big bed dreaming.

I dreamed of Lin Shuyao, Li Chunjun, and Twilight Jiuge. I also dreamed that my old sister found a blue pot friend, kissed me in front of him, and I was so angry that he started to castrate my sister's basket friend.

Then he dreamed that the bats were sitting on the throne, and he actually cut off his head for him with his own hands.

Bat Tian smiled and took his head and knocked it twice like a watermelon.

Strangely, my head was clear from my body, and I could still feel pain.

It hurt so much that he closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he found that he had a cat face in front of him.

Looking at the cat whiskers on Tsundere's face, Lin Yifan couldn't help but stretch out his hand, grabbed its cat whiskers and pulled them hard.

"Ahh

A miserable scream was made by Lin Yifan.

Lin Yifan covered his face that had just been attacked by a cat's claw.

He could feel the scratches on his face, the burning pain.

"The kid is very fat, and even the cat master's beard dares to reach out and pull it out. ”

The kitten's voice rang out.

"I thought I was dreaming. Lin Yifan whispered aggrievedly.

That's right, Lin Yifan is now in the Immortal Domain Temporary Worker Training Base, in the kitten's office.

Brush!

The cat's claws flashed, and new scratches were added to Lin Yifan's face.

Lin Yifan covered his face and was very angry: "You are crazy! Why are you scratching my face again!"

The kitten didn't talk, and the cat's paws flashed brightly.

Lin Yifan's back was cold, and he stepped back with a weak heart, but it was still too late, and the cat's paw slashed, leaving a third paw print on his face.

"I ..............." Lin Yifan was just about to use his words to cool down, but his voice stopped abruptly.

He remembered that this cat was a pervert and held a grudge. It's still yourself who hurts your mouth, and before you have the strength to fight it, you still endure it.

Although Lin Yifan remembered that it didn't end well when he went against the kitten, and he stopped talking in time, he obviously forgot that the kitten also had magical powers such as mind reading.

Lin Yifan just arranged it in his heart, and for the kitten, this is the same as Lin Yifan saying it himself.

So Lin Yifan received another cat's claw.

Fortunately, Lin Yifan has a good memory, and after receiving the fourth cat's claw attack, he learned very well, not humble, no thoughts. Do not have distractions in your heart.

Lin Yifan is obviously doing a good job, his mouth is not cheap, and he is not arranged in his heart.

But there is a saying, don't guess what the kitten thinks.

Lin Yifan still ate the fifth cat's claw.

Despite the grievances in his heart, Lin Yifan endured it.

As a result, the kitten was like a scratch addiction, and sent a sixth cat's claw attack.

Lin Yifan couldn't bear it anymore. The first time he said that he plucked his beard, Lin Yifan admitted it, the second, third, and fourth times said that he had a bad attitude, and Lin Yifan also admitted it, after all, the kitten is this stinky temper.

Fifth, when you didn't brake the car by inertia, Lin Yifan still recognized it. Recently, I have bought one get one free, and it is normal to get one free by four.

The sixth hit doesn't make sense. I didn't do anything, why should I still claw myself.

"Don't take an inch of stinky cat, you did it on purpose, right?" Lin Yifan quickly stepped back, made a defensive gesture, and then shouted at the kitten.

"So to speak. The kitten casually grabbed it in the air, and the guarded Lin Yifan was still scratched in the face.

"I'll fight with you!" Although he knew that he was not the kitten's opponent, Lin Yifan still chose to face the kitten.

Horizontal and vertical have to be bullied, why should they wronged themselves, even if they can't beat it, they won't lose if they are addicted.

Lin Yifan made a move.

100 punches in one second!

Five Peaks Step!

Sword Qi is rampant!

Lock the machine and punch!

Although Lin Yifan's moves are huge, they are still pediatric for kittens.

Lin Yifan had four more scratches on his face.

Lin Yifan was not discouraged, he was scolding, his eyebrows were cracked, and his third eye was open.

It's too cloudy and cold!

Lin Yifan's current strongest killing move.

A three-eyed moon python swam out, opened its bloody mouth and devoured the kitten.

Seeing the cold light coming, the kitten opened its small mouth.

The three-eyed moon python, which was originally fierce and cold, let out a wail.

Turned into a streamer and drilled into the kitten's mouth.

The cold light that can freeze the bat sky is drunk into the stomach as a drink by the kitten.

"Hiccup!!!!

After swallowing the last trace of the cold light, the kitten burped in satisfaction.

Lin Yifan's face twitched, he had seen a kitten devour the thunder dragon he had summoned, but he didn't expect it to eat even the cold light.

Really not picky eater.

"Boy, you don't have a trick, then I can do it!" the kitten stuck out his tongue and licked his paws.

"Come on! Tomorrow will be better! One day I'm going to beat you up like this. ”

Lin Yifan opened his arms and closed his eyes. Broken jars are broken.

The kitten has green eyes and moves.

Smack! Smack! Smack!

The kitten no longer scratches his face and breaks his appearance, but beats Lin Yifan like a sandbag.

The kitten has a special beating technique, which can not only make Lin Yifan die in pain, but also not hurt Lin Yifan's foundation.

Although Lin Yifan screamed very heroically before he was beaten, the process was very miserable. This makes the kitten extremely satisfying.

After the breath was released, the kitten cured Lin Yifan with a casual treatment.

Lin Yifan waited quietly for the kitten to speak, he didn't want to be beaten again.

"Boy, you should thank me for beating you. ”

The kitten's first words made Lin Yifan feel inexplicably liver pain. Who would thank others for beating themselves.

"Don't look indignant. If it weren't for me, you would be in the Immortal Heavenly Dungeon right now. ”

"What do you mean?" Lin Yifan was startled, it was okay to be locked up in prison.

The Immortal Heavenly Prison is not a good place. Inside, there are immortals who have either violated the rules of heaven or extremely vicious demons.

The worst is also a true immortal-level immortal, the devil. If you go by yourself, you will definitely not even be able to pick up soap and whine.

The heavenly prison is very different from the mortal prison.

Every other hour, the Heavenly Prison will drop the Heavenly Thunder Punishment of the True Immortal level, not to mention Lin Yifan, and letting the Bat Heaven go in will not be able to survive the Heavenly Thunder Punishment once an hour.

"What do you mean! You've been absent from work for five or six days for no reason. Serious dereliction of duty, if I hadn't tried to protect you, you would have been arrested a long time ago!" the kitten glanced at Lin Yifan angrily.

Lin Yifan remembered in vain that when he was in the Black Mystery Realm, he really didn't go to work in the Immortal Realm Kindergarten.

"No, don't you just haven't come to work! and go to jail?" Lin Yifan was speechless, and he would go to jail if he missed work for a few days. The fairy realm is really good, and his temper is so big.

"Of course, it's not just because of absenteeism. Due to your absenteeism, the children in the fairy kindergarten were left unattended, and a few children sneaked away below! The king of the fairy world was very angry when he found out, and he wanted to severely punish the administrator of the fairy kindergarten. That is, the teacher of Xianyu Kindergarten. ”

"Wait, the bear children not only skipped school, but also secretly ran away to the nether realm? Did they run to the mortal realm?" Lin Yifan was shocked, this group of little ancestors can really cause trouble.

"Well, it's because you were absent from work and didn't ask for leave, so Teacher Nine didn't manage the children in time, and let the little slippery heads slip out of bounds!" replied the kitten.

I'll go, and I can blame myself for that. After complaining, Lin Yifan still asked uneasily: "The bear children should have been caught by you, right?"