Short changed his clothes and came out of his sleeping area and moved downstairs to the activity area.

"Come out, I promise not to beat you. ”

Short said it three times with a face, and no one paid attention.

He had re-checked it just now after Sanmei ran away, and he understood that it was the "spring outburst" caused by his improper operation.

Short thought quite openly, men, just show it, what's the big deal, but as a woman, she is not reserved at all, and she can't be cautious when she sees "beauty"!

How unreasonable!

Therefore, Short will shout as if he is reasonable: "1, 2、...... I'm going to count to 3!"

Reasonable and unreasonable, able to snort and snort.

Sure enough, none of the beauties were "scared" and didn't come out.

Seeing that the coercion trick didn't work, Short changed it to "inducement".

"Let me tell you, do you want to know what simulation I did this morning and it succeeded?"

"Bang bang!" Ma Lu and Winnie's sleeping area door opened, and the two walked out, looking at Short condescendingly......

Kong Yao also flashed out of the activity area.

Sanmei can be regarded as under the "temptation" of Schott.

Short sneered: "You are all very ambitious, I don't need this trick, you won't come out to see me, right?"

"I'll go!" Ma Lu said, "The exhibitionist is still reasonable!"

"yes, you revealed it yourself, we're just curious...... Just a few more looks. Winnie said.

Kong Yao walked up to Schott and said, "Don't be embarrassed, we're just a little embarrassed, we just need to adjust it for a while, you hurry up and make an explanation, what you just now is clearly harassing women!"

In the face of Kong Yao's aggressiveness, Short was stunned for a moment!

It's too strong, isn't it? It's too bad to be a man, isn't it?

"Wait a minute, you said that made me think of a joke...... "Shortt said, "a man was in a hurry to urinate, stopped and ran to the side of the road to pee, but was seen by a woman passing by, this woman left two words, ran, guess, which two words did she leave behind?"

"Hooligans!" replied Sanmei in unison.

"Well, that's right......," Short continued, "the next day, the unfortunate man passed by again, and this time he saw a woman on the side of the road, don't ask me why I like to do it here, as the story goes, people have three urgencies, and only when they meet can they be safe...... Unexpectedly, when the woman saw that the man was looking at herself, she dropped two more words and ran away, guess, which two words did she leave behind?"

"Cut!" Sanmei didn't want to talk to Short anymore......

"Well, if you got it right, you're still a hooligan. Short tried his best to finish the story, because the atmosphere was really awkward, and he was obviously being looked at, but he couldn't complain and hide under the covers and cry, right? So the man fell into a shadow in his heart, and he went to the temple to ask the monk why he had become a hooligan twice......"

Hey, that's kind of interesting...... Sanmei turned her head and paid attention to the following...... "What did the monk say?"

Short didn't go any further, he said, "If you want to know the answer, you have to answer my question first, what are you just talking about outside?"

"Yao, let's not be fooled by him, you search and see, what did this monk say?" Ma Lu and Winnie have become more and more intelligent, and it seems that they have grown a lot after being harassed by Short's three-legged cat kung fu many times.

Kong Yao shook his head with a wry smile and replied, "I still need you to remind me, I have already scanned it just now, and I found ......"

"Found what?"

"This meme is his original!"

"I'll you!"

All the beauties are overwhelmed.

Short said complacently: "Haha, you know how good I am, I can make up three times as many stalks as I can search for, you can't find it, only I have the answer if you want to know, and there is no other branch here." ”

"Okay. Winnie was the first to soften, "It was a coincidence just now, I walked out from the inside, how did I know that you don't have privacy protection, so I stopped to look at it......"

Short looked at Winnie and thought sadly and joyfully, even Winnie, who has always been serious about her duties, has a posture of not hesitating to love anyone, which really responds to the old saying, "Those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black"!

I want to flirt with my sister but I am teased by my sister.

"You...... Don't look at indecent assault...... Have you forgotten?" Short deliberately pretended to be heartbroken, he was indeed heartbroken, but his pain point was not in the change in Winnie, nor in being teased by his sister, but in the fact that there was always a fucking difference between what he wanted and what he did......

"Ah, what are you talking about! I haven't said you hooligan! So I'll call my sisters to take a look, and by the way, what level of your Short's hooligan constitution is. ”

Short was stunned by the soft knife for Winnie, and said in his heart: "It's over, it's over, it's not good! This is okay, even the most loyal Winnie has changed a lot, and the style of this family seems to be becoming more and more convergent!"

"You don't have any words, do you?" Ma Lu interjected, with a posture of wanting to mend the knife. "This person is a hooligan, a big hooligan, and the identification is complete. ”

"You ......" Short found that fighting with beautiful women is indeed a good exercise of eloquence, fuck, he could have won and then he was going to lose, it was really hard to beat four hands with one punch, and the other three people! Here, men have become weak animals, alas!

"Sisters, I think our anti-wolf measures will have to be upgraded in the future!" Kong Yao's proposal won a lot of applause......

"Forget it, I surrender, I'm not your opponent, I'm a hooligan, I'm easy!" Short admitted, "Just beg you, don't defend against wolves all day long, I'm a human being, not a wolf." ”

"Well, big-tailed wolf. ”

"If you treat me like this again, I'll be your cute pet!" Short shouted aggrieved, "Moshe Dada's great cause can be regarded as a complete stop......

"Okay, okay, I'll see it!"

"Don't stab us with a soft knife, don't scare people!"

"Ah, look at your posture, can I still get hard?" said Short, weeping and grimacing, "and now I won't even confiscate the soft knife, you ...... It's just inhumane! I don't eat hard and soft!"

"Okay, okay!" Kong Yao replied, "I'm not a human being, I, yes, A, I......"

"We are the sisters of AI!" said Ma Lu and Winnie in unison.

It's a crowd of people!

Short was "angry" for a while, what was the whole thing in the morning? Is this life under the same roof?

It seems that life is not about me, nor is it full of affection, but ......

"Forget it, let me ask myself – are you happy? A, I'm happy!" Schott silently adjusts himself in his heart, doing psychological construction.

"Tell me about it...... What did the monk say?" said Ma Lu and Winnie, one by one, pulling Short's arm.

"Huh?"