Chapter 1713: Shakya is here
Two monks?
Everyone looked at each other, at this time, where did the two monks come from?
"Could it be Senior Brother?" the wolf monk suddenly exclaimed, and everyone's faces changed. Everyone knows very well that the senior brother that the wolf monk said must be the Buddha Shakya!
Buddhism Shakya, the only character who has trapped the ghoul dragon, is said to have gone to find the place where the Dharma Patriarch passed away, and from there he wanted to find the secret technique of the Bodhidharma Patriarch to deal with the ghoul dragon. If it was really him who came back, then had he already found the secret technique left by Patriarch Bodhidharma?
Everyone's expressions were obviously excited, if it was really Shakya who came, then he would be a little sure of dealing with the ghoul dragon. Shakya is also a strange person who is not born in the world, and having him here at least gives everyone some confidence.
"Where are they?" asked Helian Tiehua hurriedly.
"Right at the door......" The man turned around and was about to point out, but he happened to see two monks walking in the courtyard, and immediately said, "It's them." ”
At this time, everyone also saw the two monks who walked into the courtyard, one was wearing a yellow monk's robe, and it was the monk Huanxi. The other one, the dress and appearance, look like it can be said to be dirty and dirty, but it is the first person in Buddhism today, Shakya!
Sure enough, it's Shakya!
Everyone was even more excited and greeted them one after another. Far away, the wolf monk immediately walked over and said, "Senior brother, you are finally back." ”
"Don't get excited, don't get excited. Shakya shook his head and waved his hand, and beckoned to Helian Tiehua from a distance, signaling Helian Tiehua to hurry over.
"Master, you're here. Helian Tiehua walked over, and he couldn't help but be excited.
"Nonsense, I'm all here, I must be here. Shakya glanced at Helian Tiehua and said, "Don't talk about these useless, hurry, prepare to eat, starve your grandfather Shakya!"
Everyone was speechless, and this style of speaking was exactly the unique style of Shakya. This first person in Buddhism doesn't look like a monk in bloody clothes, he's just a scoundrel.
But fortunately, Helian Tiehua explained Jia's character, and when he heard this, he did not slack off, and immediately turned his head and ordered: "Quick, prepare for fasting." ”
"Fast, come to meat, come to meat!" Shakya immediately said: "Buddha, I don't eat vegetarian!"
The ...... people were completely speechless, you said that this Shakya, talking or something, just like a hooligan, and eating meat? The most important thing is that he also shouted very clearly, saying that he is not a vegetarian, what kind of bullshit jokes? Is this still a monk?
Helian Tiehua also couldn't laugh or cry, and waved his hand at those men, signaling them to prepare meat to come over.
"Master, they're going to prepare, and they'll be fine right away. Helian Tiehua said: "Why don't we go to the hall first and wait for a while, you must be quite tired after a long journey." ”
Shakya slapped his thigh and said, "That's not it, you don't know, the ticket inspector in Fukagawa City has become more and more regular, and we were almost driven off the train!"
"Why did you get you off the train?" said Huangfu Ziyuqi.
Shakya said: "No ticket, of course I have to be kicked off the train." What an interesting question you little girl asked!"
"You...... Are you evading the ticket?" Ye Qing's eyes widened, this Shakya, where is a high-ranking monk, he is simply an old rascal. An old rascal who has lived for more than two hundred years!
"What, isn't it allowed?" Shakya didn't feel embarrassed in the slightest, but glared back at Ye Qing.
"Yes...... Allow ......" Ye Qing was speechless, and now he had to admit a fact. Shakya and Wang Laoba, what a kind of person, the same obscene!
Back in the hall, as soon as everyone sat down, Shakya said directly: "I know you have a lot to say to me, don't talk nonsense, Buddha, I'm about to collapse from hunger." After taking the train for two days and two nights, I have been fighting wits and courage with the conductor, and I haven't even eaten a mouthful of food. At this time, I am not in the mood to answer any questions. So, whatever happens, wait until I've eaten!"
Shakya's words immediately choked everyone, and those who wanted to ask him reluctantly shut up.
Luckily, there was something to eat at all times on the estate. The food was soon served, and Shakya immediately ran to the table and sat down, without saying a word, grabbed a white chopped chicken and gnawed it, pointing to the hairy crab and lobster on the plate while nibbling and shouting, "What is this?
"Master, the meat of this hairy crab and lobster is better. Helian Tiehua said.
Shakya said: "Don't give me all these empty things, what kind of meat is this? Beef and mutton, this is the meat of the Eight Classics!"
Helian Tiehua was completely speechless, and beckoned his subordinates to send more beef and mutton over so that Shakya could eat to his heart's content.
Monk Huanxi also seemed to be hungry, but instead of eating the meat, he asked the kitchen to make a bowl of somen noodles and bring it over. I have to say that these monks in Xiaolin Temple are really more strange than the other.
Shakya is known as the first person in Buddhism today, but this is like a Buddhist figure, eating meat, drinking wine and scolding people, and obscene things make him do all the work. Needless to say, the blood-clothed monk kills people like hemp, and everyone knows it. As for the wolf monk, the situation is not much better than that of the blood-clothed monk. As for this happy monk, the situation is even more troublesome, his person is the same as his name, but there are many romantic accounts. The four monks, each with their own style, are really peculiar.
Everyone sat next to them, watching Shakya eat a chicken and a duck, two catties of beef and a catty of mutton, and drink three bottles of newly dismantled Moutai, then he hiccuped and sat down with his belly covered.
Finally, when Shakya finished eating, everyone immediately came over. The others were still a little in awe of Shakya, but Ye Qing was not polite, and went up and said directly: "You have eaten and drunk enough, come on, come on, talk about something serious." ”
Shakya waved his hand: "Don't worry, let me digest it for a while......"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Ye Qing directly interrupted him and said, "When you come back this time, have you found a way to deal with the ghoul dragon?"
"Nope. Shakya replied very simply.
"No?" Everyone was surprised, and the wolf monk hurriedly said: "Senior brother, the stakes are very high, don't be joking." ”
"I'm not kidding, I really haven't found a way to deal with the ghoul dragon. Shakya replied.
"Then what are you doing here?" Ye Qing glared.
"What, don't you want to see me?" Shakya immediately sat up straight and said, "If you don't want to see me, then I can't leave now?"
"Don't!" everyone hurriedly tried to stop Shakya, if this old guy left, what would happen if the ghoul dragon came?
Seeing that everyone stopped him, Shakya was even more excited, and shouted, "Don't pull me, don't pull me." Look at the tone of this boy's voice, this is what people say. I'm not here anymore, I'm so angry, I've never been angry like this in my life. ”
This old guy, like a child, still wants to play a scoundrel, and everyone can't do anything about him.
"Don't pull him!" Ye Qing suddenly spoke, stopping everyone: "Let him go!"
"Huh?" Everyone looked at Ye Qing in amazement, and Shakya also froze for a moment, and then said, "Okay, surnamed Ye, this is what you let me go." I'm leaving, don't stop me!"
"This ......" everyone was speechless, why did these two people still want to lose their temper?
"If you want to go, you can ......" Ye Qing stood in front of Shakya and said, "However, the things you ate just now are worth 1,700 yuan, pay the money first!"
"Uh......" Shakya suddenly softened, looked at the things on the table, and said, "Who are you pitting? These things are worth 1,700 yuan? I think it's up to 200 yuan!"
Ye Qing said: "Two hundred yuan is fine, you take out the money, and you can leave." ”
"Uh......" Shakya was silent again, he was covered in this body, how could he have money. Two hundred yuan, he may not be able to take out two cents.
Shakya said, "This ...... It's not what I want to eat, it's something they deliberately brought to me to eat. ”
Helian Tiehua immediately turned his head to the side, he didn't want to mix this kind of thing. Moreover, he could see that Ye Qing was able to clean up Shakya.
"This is my stuff, I put it here, who let you eat it. Ye Qing said: "Don't talk nonsense, either two hundred yuan, or you will keep people here, you can do it yourself!"
"You...... Are you trying to slander people?" Shakya said: "You are blackmailing, do you understand?"
Ye Qing said: "You don't care if I blackmail or not, if you have money or not!"
"I didn't ...... No money......" Shakya said speechlessly.
"If you don't have any money, you just sit here. Ye Qing pushed Shakya back, and he could see that this old guy came over this time just to give everyone a disgrace first. You can't let him succeed, or maybe he'll have to toss everyone into something.
Seeing that Ye Qing cleaned up Shakya's honesty, everyone couldn't help but laugh secretly, this old guy is really interesting.
"Master, let's stop playing. Shen Tianjun walked over and said, "In the past two days, we have fought with the ghoul dragon twice. For the first time, it was fortunate that the divine doctor An Shiping came to help and burned the ghoul dragon with the Purple Lotus Karma Fire to defeat him. The second time, we went to attack them and created a fake Purple Lotus karmic fire, which frightened him, and only then did we save the broom star. We estimate that he is going to attack Fukagawa City tonight, and if we don't find a way to deal with him, it will be dangerous!"
"You told me this was a piece of, and I couldn't beat the ghoul dragon. Shakya muttered.
"Master, didn't you go to find the place where Patriarch Bodhidharma passed away? You must have found some way, right?" Helian Tiehua said: "Otherwise, you wouldn't have come to Shenchuan City!"
"Hey, hey, hey......" Hearing this, Shakya suddenly laughed. Seeing Shakya laughing, everyone next to him was a little relieved, and they all laughed.
"Senior brother, have you really found a way to deal with the ghoul dragon?" said the wolf monk urgently.
"Hey, hey, hey......" Shakya laughed even more happily, making everyone wonder, what does this old guy mean.
"There is a way. But ......" Shakya suddenly looked at Ye Qing and said, "I have to do Ye Qing a big favor!"