Chapter 309: Strange Dreams
Pepper's next stop on the itinerary was also Heidepool, but she bought the highest-grade train ticket early and had a small single room, so she didn't need to squeeze into the train like Fang Ze and Stark.
"Then we'll see you when we get in the car. Stark waved goodbye.
"I wish you could come. Pepper left the VIP tunnel after leaving a word, while Fang Ze and Stark got into the car from the crowd, and when they got to the car, they both broke down a little.
"This is a train?!This is a sleeper?!" Stark said, holding his head, "Oh my God, even my old American train is not so shabby." ”
In fact, it was not only Stark who collapsed, Fang Ze himself was also devastated.
What the hell is a train?!
This is a sleeper?!
This train sleeper in Delhi really broke through Fang Ze's imagination of sleepers. I originally thought it was a sleeper, but at most it was dirty, and the quilt cover on the sleeper was not washed.
But let's not talk about the fact that there is no quilt cover for you on the sleeper at all, the overall painting style of the sleeper is like the kind of dormitory with the worst conditions and the worst sixteen people in a room.
The sleeper in Huaxia is a private room and a private room, arranged horizontally. The trains in India are indeed placed vertically, and the beds are all connected to each other, leaving no gaps.
The sleeping berths are similar to the high and low beds in the student dormitory, with two vertical rows, and a barely walkable aisle in the middle, so many Indians huddle into the lower berths and sit and chat without feeling uncomfortable at all.
"Luckily, we're all top bunks. Fang Ze said, "I don't have to huddle with other people." ”
"The first mistake in my life was to inherit Stark Industries, and the second mistake was to get here. Stark said, looking at the filthy environment inside the train.
"When did you change your surname to Ma? Fang Ze looked at Stark and teased.
"What do you mean?" Our president obviously didn't understand this stalk, Fang Ze didn't elaborate, and the two quickly found their seats.
"Well, it's good that your bed is next to me. Stark looked at the swarthy footboard on the bed on his left and said happily.
As we all know, because of the weather, most people in India go out in slippers or don't wear shoes at all.
In addition, the popularization of personal hygiene knowledge is not enough, so you can imagine how dirty the foot board is.
The two put their shoes under the bottom bunk and climbed to the top bunk, a move that attracted many onlookers from the surrounding Indians.
Of course, the reason for the onlookers is not that there is anything strange about the appearance of the two, but that the two of them are wearing quite beautiful leather shoes. If everyone around you is wearing shoes, these two shoes really don't pay attention to it, but now the people around are basically wearing slippers or bare feet, so the two pairs of leather shoes look too conspicuous.
"I think you'll need to keep an eye on your wallet tonight. Stark turned to Fang Ze and said in English, "If the money is stolen, we'll be completely finished." ”
"Let's take turns keeping vigil. Fang Ze replied, "I sleep in the middle of the night, you sleep in the middle of the night, otherwise I really can't guarantee that my wallet will not be stolen." ”
"No problem. Stark made an OK gesture to Fang Zebi, "I'll go to bed now, and you wake me up in the middle of the night." ”
When Stark fell asleep, Fang Ze was bored and lazy for a while, and when he saw that the battery was less than 20%, he put the phone down.
I don't know how long it took, the speed of the train dropped significantly, Fang Ze felt a burst of urine, so he kicked everything on his body into his pocket, and just got out of bed and was about to go to the toilet, when he saw a little boy reaching out and asking for money from the passengers around him.
These little boys were not just beggars, they carried a very short broom in their hands, and every time they went, they first reached under their seats and swept the garbage, and then reached out to ask for money.
This can be regarded as a clear stream in the Indian beggar world, Fang Ze saw that these little boys were sweeping quite seriously, so he took out a few rupees and gave them to the child, and then turned around and walked to the direction of the toilet on the train.
The sanitation of the toilets is very bad, although the layout is similar to that of domestic trains, but the sanitary conditions are similar to those of earthen toilets.
Fortunately, the excrement of people on the train fell directly onto the tracks, so it did not pollute too much. Domestic trains are not allowed to go to the toilet when they stop, because when the freight car is running at high speed, the excrement washed out will instantly turn into debris, which will not pollute the tracks too much, and when it stops, people's excrement will fall completely, which looks really disgusting.
But there is no such rule for trains in India, of course, because trains are already slow, the doors of the carriages are open, and there is no difference at all if they stop non-stop.
After going to the toilet, Fang Ze walked out of the carriage and went to the platform to breathe fresh air, after all, Indians are famous for their body odor, so many Indians huddled together, the smell is like the gas chambers of Auschwitz.
A commotion came from a distance, and Fang Ze looked over and found that several Indian policemen were dragging a thin Indian teenager towards the station, and although the teenager resisted with all his might, it was still to no avail.
The Indians who watched all this did not show the slightest sympathy, and some of them were even talking with great interest.
Fang Ze was curious, so he turned his head and asked an Indian uncle next to him, "What crime did that kid commit, did he steal?"
"I don't know. The Indian uncle was surprised by Fang Ze's familiar local dialect, "But depending on the situation, it should have secretly entered the high-level carriage, and now there is something to bear." ”
"Sneaking into the high-level carriage?" Fang Ze didn't understand what this uncle meant.
"In India, if a passenger in a lower-class train enters a higher-class car, he is caught and sentenced. Although the doors between the different classes of carriages are sealed, there is always someone who finds a way to get in. ”
Forehead.
Fang Ze didn't know what to say about this uncle's words.
The gap between the rich and the poor in India is as serious as their caste, and unlike China, the gap between the rich and the poor in China is the gap between those who got rich first and those who did not, while the gap between the rich and the poor in India is the gap between those who are not destined to get rich and those who are destined to remain rich in the upper class.
Although there are some low-caste people in India who have overcome many obstacles and stood at the top of the pyramid, most people are still destined to accept their birthright.
Therefore, Chen Sheng and Wu Guang should be written in the history books of China for a lifetime just by virtue of the sentence 'the prince will have a kind of Xiangning'.
The spirit of nobility is good, but the nobility himself can only invite you to die.
There is no real aristocrat in Huaxia, and this sentence is simply the highest praise for the Chinese people.
Fang Ze returned to the carriage, waited for a while to wake up Stark, and fell asleep.
After a long night of travel, the train finally arrived in Heidpool. In fact, Fang Ze didn't sleep very well this night, and the body odor, curry smell, and stench in the air were always stuffed in the nasal cavity, making people unable to rest well.
When people don't sleep well, they will dream, and the more uncomfortable they sleep, the more strange the dreams will become.
Fang Ze dreamed that he had finally waited for the day when he married Lin Xiaoxin, when he was standing outside the wedding car, waiting for Lin Xiaoxin, who was dressed up, to get off the wedding car, and then carried Lin Xiaoxin in a classical wedding dress into the auditorium, Xiao Hei and Lao Xi didn't know where to run over and asked Fang Ze to hurry up.
Before Fang Ze could ask the reason, he saw the door of the wedding car open, and Hannibal, who was wearing a Western-style white wedding dress, walked down with flowers in his hand, and said to Fang Ze I have finally waited for you.
Fang Ze instinctively wanted to run, but the whole person was firmly dragged by Xiao Hei and Lao Xi, and the two cowards who usually didn't even dare to fight stray dogs said to Hannibal that Fang Ze was theirs, and asked Hannibal not to think about it, the marriage certificate in the United States was not recognized by Huaxia.
Fang Ze didn't care about entangling with Hannibal, and when he heard the words of the two, he turned his head and shouted at the two that he wouldn't engage in Billy. But before he could finish speaking, Bruce fell from the sky in Batman's costume to take him away.
For a while, the scene was very chaotic.
"Hey, wake up. There was a shout in his ears, Fang Ze barely opened his eyes, and saw a Stark waking him up.
"Hi, Nini. Fang Ze said to Stark, "Do you want to intervene too, don't you already have Captain America, could it be that he went to find the Winter Soldier and abandoned you." ”
"What the hell is Nini?" Stark looked at Fang Ze with a look of a nervous heart. "My name is Tony, not Nini, it sounds like a girl's name. ”
"And. Stark motioned to Fang Ze to quickly pack his clothes and get out of the car, and said, "I've heard of Captain America, but it is rumored that he died near the end of World War II. My father told me about it when I was a kid because he was a good friend of mine. ”
"Ahem. Fang Ze listened to Stark's words, and then slowly regained his memory.
I am on the earth, on a very ordinary earth, and there is not so much mess in this world at all.
"Nini is your fan's affectionate name for you. Fang Ze sat up from the hard and damp bed and said, "You Stark Industries are also well-known in our country, and as the president, you have a lot of fans in our place." ”
"Really?" Stark glanced at Fang Ze suspiciously, then saw that the people on the train had almost walked and jumped off the train.
"It's a pity that if I go to you now, your fans won't recognize me. But you'd better take a look at your wallet first, I was so tired last night that I'm not sure if I've been awake, and we'd be miserable if it was stolen. ”
"I'll see. Fang Ze took out his wallet from his arms, and after making sure that he hadn't lost anything, he jumped out of bed.
"Wait, where are our shoes?" Stark put his foot under the bed, but didn't hook out their shoes.