Chapter 35: Earth-shattering fart
Wang Dapang was pouting like this, maybe he had eaten too much just now, and now he wanted to fart, but he didn't dare. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
After all, my brother-in-law is in a bad mood now, and if he farts again, he will probably be scolded for being bloody.
It was very comfortable for Lehi to sit on the back of the fleshy Wang Da Fat, and his mood gradually improved.
Lehi, who was in a better mood, wanted to sing, he was a person who never thought about other people's moods, and when he wanted to sing, he immediately started singing.
But Lehi is not full of five tones, and his voice is not yin or yang, listening to it makes people's scalp tingle and wants to die, people sing for money, and Lehi sings to death!
The seven or eight colleagues who smoked began to smoke a few puffs and left the smoking room one after another.
Unfortunately, as soon as these people reached the door, they heard an earth-shattering fart sound coming from the smoking room, and then there was chaos.
Because when they just walked to the door, Wu Daming, the section chief of the first section, hurriedly broke in to get addicted to smoking, and as a result, Section Chief Wu saw a strange scene in the smoking room.
In fact, Wu Daming came in, Li Hai didn't care, he was still smoking and singing leisurely, but that Wang Dapang didn't have Li Hai's bearing, and he released that earth-shattering fart when he was nervous.
That Li Hai has a habit of cleanliness, and he was immediately stimulated by this fart and jumped up, and almost bumped into Section Chief Wu Daming.
Originally, Wu Daming was going to pretend not to be invisible, but at this time, the smokers who had not had time to go far returned to the smoking room, and the key was that among these smokers, there was also a whip from the captain of the security department who had just arrived.
This horsewhip is also a big smoker, and he often runs to this smoking room to have a few puffs of cigarettes.
Unexpectedly, this time he actually bumped into such an interesting thing, and the captain of the whip immediately took out his mobile phone to take pictures.
"Captain Whip, what are you doing here?" said Section Chief Wu Daming with some uneasiness on his face.
"What are you doing? Employees in your department are suspected of engaging in ......," the whip captain yelled darkly.
"Ah, Nong said Alla-Aki?" Lehi looked like a monkey with his tail burned.
"Wangwangwang, what kind of thing are you? How dare you insult my brother-in-law!" Wang Da Fat Wangwang shouted and rushed forward.
However, Wang Dapang, who was more than 200 catties, was hugged by the monkey-like section chief Wu Daming, but this only blocked Wang Dapang for a second.
The main thing is that the captain of the whip reacts quickly, and he leans back with a standard iron plate bridge, so that he narrowly avoided Wang Dapang's fatal collision.
"You're so big a dead fat man, hurry up and put me down first. Section Chief Wu Daming roared with his limbs kicking wildly.
"If you weren't my section chief, I would have to fall to your death today!" Wang Da snorted fatly.
"What nonsense are you talking about, you fat man, who is your section chief?" Wu Daming's mouth was crooked.
"Section Chief Wu, why are you still helping outsiders?" Li Hai sneered as he touched his mustache.
"You, you shut up for me, come back and settle accounts with you, you go to my office and wait now. Section Chief Wu Daming roared gloomily.
"Let's go, let's go to the section chief's office to rest first. Lehi said leisurely, as if nothing was going on.
"Okay, brother-in-law, if it weren't for Section Chief Wu's face, I would have killed this bastard today!"
The whip captain's face turned pale, and Section Chief Wu Daming was so anxious that he was about to cry.
"You two bastards hurry up and get out of here, otherwise Lao Tzu will fire you, and you are still on probation!" Wu Daming roared through gritted teeth.
The whip captain took a deep breath, then he looked at the picture of his phone, and the anger was extinguished in an instant.
"Section Chief Wu, there is such a scandal under your subordinates, if I show it to our section chief, hehe!" The threatening arrogance of the whip captain was not concealed in the slightest.
"Don't talk nonsense, just say your conditions!" said Section Chief Wu Daming through gritted teeth.
"My conditions are very simple, there are only two points, one is that you give me 10,000 yuan, and the other is that you fire those two bastards. The captain of the whip said suspiciously.
"I'll choose the second condition, and I'll fire those two bastards today. Section Chief Wu Daming rolled his eyes and said.
"I said Section Chief Wu Daming, you seem to have misunderstood, my two conditions are not for you to choose, but you must agree to all of them. The whip captain sneered with squinted triangular eyes.
"It's impossible to pull a few eggs, Lao Tzu has no money. Section Chief Wu Daming rolled his eyes and looked at the ceiling.
"There's no money, right, then you're ready to leave, you should have heard of the prestige of our family chief. The captain of the whip said faintly as he picked his teeth.
"No, that photo of yours must be deleted, and that 10,000 yuan is absolutely impossible, you can change the conditions!" Wu Daming, section chief, was a little frustrated.
"Okay, since you can't afford to offend our section chief, and you can't take out the 20,000 yuan, then you can take this debt slip!" Captain Whip took out a note refreshedly.
"Didn't you say 10,000 yuan?" Section Chief Wu Daming felt as if he had been pinched by someone.
"Now that the price has gone up, how about taking a look at this IOU?" said the whip captain with a soft whistle.
Section Chief Wu Daming had to take a closer look, and it turned out that this was really an IOU, which was a loan shark stub in layman's terms.
This usury has now risen to about 12,000, looking at the scarlet handprint on it, Section Chief Wu Daming's eyelids jumped suddenly.
However, what made Section Chief Wu Daming feel relieved was the name of the creditor, and the creditor was actually Zhang Quan, hehe, others may still be afraid of Zhang Quan, but Section Chief Wu Daming has a way to deal with Zhang Quan.
However, Wu Daming, who is cautious by nature, still carefully confirmed it.
"This Zhang Quan is the team leader of the second maintenance section, Zhang Quan, right?" said Section Chief Wu Daming with a dead fish-eyed look.
"That's right, it's that Zhang Quan. How is it? Section Chief Wu agreed?" said the captain of the whip with secret joy.
"Okay, that's it, you delete those indecent photos first!" Wu Daming, section chief, said gloomily.
First of all, before you get off work today, you have to fire those two bastards who are ruining the factory. Then, you go with me tonight to find Zhang Quan, and then transfer that debt to you, and I can delete those disgusting photos in front of you. Horsewhip said confidently.
"No, how do I know if you backed up or forwarded those photos?" said Section Chief Wu Daming, rolling his dead fish eyes.
"Well, let's find a third person to keep the pictures!" suggested Horsewhip.