"Old, old man. "The girl can't take care of this old man's color anymore, and he didn't do anything anyway.

She panted and looked at the turtle immortal and asked, "How old is your old man?"

The turtle immortal heard the girl's culture, and said the truth in a happy mood, "I just celebrated my three hundred and nineteenth birthday last month, and I am already old, and I don't have the vitality of my youth. ”

When the girl heard the turtle immortal's words, she glanced at the turtle immortal's white beard and bare hair, which completely covered his neck, and knew that this old man was at least over sixty years old.

It's just that not only is the body not old, but the heart is not old.

is still three hundred and nineteen years old, is that still a person, that is Wang Ba.

"Lie to me. The girl didn't mind at all and sat down next to the turtle immortal, causing the turtle immortal to immediately look at the bulge on her chest.

"The little girl is good at everything, but this habit of wearing extra things when going out is not good. The turtle immortal squinted his eyes and said.

The girl can guess that this old man is talking about her sports bra even without using her brain, and she immediately responded, "If I don't wear this, I can't die of pain in my back if I run down in a lap." ”

Before the turtle immortal could speak, Fang Ze, who was far away, ran over like an earth dog that was about to die of exhaustion.

"I, my God, no, I'm dying. Fang Ze didn't care much, he just lay down on the lawn behind the bench, looked at the blue sky in the early morning, and began to think about why he didn't ride a bicycle to run with the turtle immortal when he went out.

The girl glanced at Fang Ze curiously, and then looked at the Turtle Immortal, feeling that the two didn't look very similar, but still asked, "Is this your grandson?"

The turtle fairy looked at the curiosity on the girl's face, thought for a while, immediately made up his mind, stretched out his hand and motioned for the girl to stick her head over, and then whispered, "This young man, it's my landlord, not only has a bad temper, but also has a girlfriend." ”

"The point is. The Turtle Immortal secretly pointed at Fang Ze and said, "His kidneys are not good, you see that he has only run such a little way, he is tired." So if a little girl wants to find someone to date, she still has to find an old man like me, but who is in good health. ”

"Poof. When the girl heard the words of the turtle fairy, her smiling eyes narrowed, and she hurriedly waved her hand and said, "I'm just a little curious, not asking anyone." ”

"Does the little girl have a boyfriend?" asked the turtle fairy, taking the opportunity.

"No, I don't. The girl now felt that this old man was very interesting, so she asked curiously, "Old man, did you use the national track and field team before, and why are you in such good health." ”

"Hmm, the track and field team?" the turtle immortal immediately shook his head and said, "No, I'm a martial artist. ”

"Martial artist?!" the girl immediately smiled and said, "Grandpa, don't tease me, now kung fu has almost become synonymous with liars, and people don't dare to fight even if they fight fakes." You are a person with real skills, how can you be a martial artist?"

"When you say kung fu, you mean the Chinese school of martial arts. The Turtle Immortal looked at the girl and said, "Although my Turtle Immortal Flow is a little different from Huaxia Kung Fu, its origin should be the same." ”

"Turtle Immortal Stream. The girl thought of something, and thought that this old man was so interesting, and her stomach was about to hurt when she laughed.

"Grandpa, I'm leaving. Go back first, are you still exercising here tomorrow?" the girl asked the old man.

"I didn't come, but the beautiful woman will definitely come if she has an appointment. The turtle immortal said politely.

"That old man will be there tomorrow. The girl waved her hand and left happily.

"It's good to be young. The turtle fairy looked at the girl's swinging hips as she left, and couldn't help but sigh.

"Teacher Wu Tian, let's discuss. Fang Ze climbed onto the park bench, looked at the turtle immortal and said, "Can you not go swimming in the afternoon, I think I'm dying!"

"Young people are in such poor health. The Turtle Immortal looked at Fang Ze and shook his head, and then said, "I'm only here for five days, and I'm going to go back to my island in five days, so my schedule is already full of all kinds of activities to see girls, and it's not okay to spend half a day less." ”

"I, I'll show you the girls' photos. Fang Ze raised his hand and said, "I'll help you download a hundred g of girls' photos, can you let me go for a long time?" ”

"A hundred g?" The Turtle Immortal looked at Fang Ze with some doubts.

Fang Ze remembered that although some of the black technologies in the world of Dragon Ball were indeed more developed than those of the earth, but because Akira Toriyama created Dragon Ball very early, at that time, personal computers had not developed to the peak, so of course the antique turtle immortals who were more than three hundred years old did not know what a hundred g meant.

"If you change it to a photo, you can fill up your island. Fang Ze explained.

"Deal. The turtle immortal simply agreed.

Fang Ze rested for half an hour, and then he stood up with his trembling legs and stomach, and took the bus back with the turtle immortal.

The two got on the bus, because there was no seat, Fang Ze's calves and stomach were trembling all the time, and his body was very rickety. Fang Ze looked like an old man in his seventies and eighties, but the turtle immortal was a young man.

At this time, a young man in his twenties next to him saw the turtle immortal's fluttering white hair, hurriedly stood up, and said to the turtle immortal, "Your old man is sitting here." ”

"No need. The turtle immortal waved his hand and said, "I'm in good health, young man, sit down." ”

But by this time the young man had already stood up, and it was inconvenient to sit down again, and just as another old lady came up, the young man gave up his seat to this old lady.

After a while, the young man's mobile phone rang, the young man stood and answered the phone, and after saying a few words, he frowned, bent over and said, "Daughter-in-law, I'm really on the train at this time, the company temporarily decided to go on a business trip, and I can't help it, didn't I send you a message." I definitely didn't go to any class reunions. ”

"Really, I don't lie to you. The young man said affirmatively.

At this time, the old lady who had been conceded by the young man just now glanced at the young man, then cleared her throat and shouted, "Beer, drink, mineral water, chicken feet, instant noodles, ham sausage." Shut your feet, lad!"

As soon as the young man heard the old lady's words, he immediately reacted, put his foot back, and said, "I'm sorry. ”

I also heard the conversation on the other side of the phone, and I saw the young man accepting his daughter-in-law's concern with a smile on his face, and then hung up the phone.

"Thank you, old lady. ”

"It's okay, help each other. ”