Chapter Eighty-One: A Funny Biography
Walking on the bustling Ziqiang Street leading to the river, Liu Suifeng noticed many small details. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
In the seemingly unintentionally half-opened granary, bags of grain were piled up as high as a hill, and they were all crowded to the door of the hatch.
But just behind the hill of false harvest, a ray of light actually shot out from the left side of the granary, directly on the right wall of the granary, and it seemed that the granary behind the hill was empty, and there was nothing.
In the seemingly lively restaurant, people come and go, lively and extraordinary, the people are all dressed beautifully, eat a lot in the restaurant, everyone is smiling and grinning, a picture of the people being rich and living a happy life.
But Liu Suifeng glanced at the shopkeeper who was settling accounts, and saw the abacus in his hand, but found that it was almost like new, and the back and forth between the abacus and the abacus was almost non-wearable.
This shows how cold the business of this restaurant usually is, and the shopkeeper who settles accounts doesn't seem to need to plan to settle accounts at all.
There are also passers-by who came to welcome Liu Suifeng and his party on the side of the road, although they were smiling on their faces, Liu Suifeng could see through those insincere smiling faces at a glance, and saw the fear and helplessness in their eyes.
It wasn't until he came to the riverbank where he was going to worship Hebo, what he saw and heard along the way, Liu Suifeng also roughly knew what the situation of this so-called rich and glamorous-looking Huabi City was.
To be able to do this, I am afraid that it is no longer possible for Chen Ziqiang to do it alone, I am afraid that this Huabi City, and even the officials who can speak and make decisions in the entire Lingnan Dao novels, are already a nest of snakes and rats, and they are embarrassed.
"Yo ho, what is this?" Coming to the bank of the river where the river was rolling eastward, Liu Suifeng saw a woman wearing a red hijab and gorgeous gold, silver and red makeup, like a sacrifice, sitting on a sedan chair that resembled a sedan chair, but open on all sides, and couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Oh, this, is the main part of this sacrifice to Hebo, Hebo marries a wife.
For the sake of Hebo's happiness, we will choose a local young girl to marry Hebo, so that Hebo will bless the water and rain smoothly, and the river will not flood again this spring, affecting the people. Chen Ziqiang replied to Liu Suifeng.
After that, he secretly came to Liu Suifeng's side, "Lord Liu, these Diao people are not stupid, they always search clearly, sooner or later they will rebel, and then it will be terrible, you must be good at using these gods and strange things, and then set up a clever name, squeeze it logically, and find an excuse to do things." ”
"Oh, and so much?" asked Liu Suifeng casually, also interested in the way of looting.
"Yes, we directly increased taxes before, and these people are really going to rebel, but since I found this method, things are much easier.
In the spring, the wind and rain are smooth, the summer is to sacrifice Qu Yuan's patriotism, the autumn is to sacrifice the harvest of Emperor Yan and Shennong, and the winter New Year is to hold a big banquet to celebrate the New Year's harvest money......
In short, as long as you find the right excuse, you can collect money all year round, and you can collect it whenever you want, and you can collect as much as you want. ”
"I see, it seems that this accumulation of wealth cannot be learned from the unknown, learned, learned. "Liu Suifeng has really learned new knowledge.
Seeing Liu Suifeng's fruitful face, Chen Ziqiang became more and more energetic, but he just wanted to give Liu Suifeng, a high-powered young man, good guidance and guidance, "Another point, in addition to finding a good excuse, you also need to pay attention to the practice, you can't just collect it directly, it will definitely not work."
must first let those local tyrants and squires take the lead in paying the money, and then those people will not say it, they will be stupid to pay the money.
After that, he settled privately with those local tyrants and squires, first returned the money donated by the local tyrants and squires, and then scavenged the money from the people, and divided it in half with the local tyrants and squires.
Also, these memorial ceremonies or something, how big and how big, how grand and grand, how mysterious they are, spend some money to invite a professional goddess or Taoist, and fool the group of people into a fog, so that they feel that their money is spent on the idea.
In this way, no matter how hard they are and when they are in difficulty, they will think that they have done good deeds, and they must respect the gods, so they will not have so many complaints and obediently give money.
Therefore, these worships must be serious, the wife who should marry the wife, what should be done, in short, it is necessary to have the spirit of excellence and craftsmanship, so that those who are deceived can be obedient. ”
After listening to these, Liu Suifeng also sighed, it seems that how to loot the people is also a science, not having a certain EQ and IQ, but also having a certain knowledge of psychology, economics, and sociology.
After his eyes were opened, Liu Suifeng also cut directly to the point, "By the way, when I came to Huabi City this time, in addition to inspection, I also casually wanted to inspect and inspect the officials of Lingnan Road, but I didn't have time to inspect them one by one."
Manager Chen, can you let those officials who are more outstanding under you come to say hello to me for the past two days?"
Chen Ziqiang heard Liu Suifeng's words, and also understood what it meant, "There is no need to delay the adult's time, this time to worship Hebo, I happened to have summoned them to Huabi City, originally wanted to have a meeting, and the style was upright, but now they are all here." ”
As he spoke, he pointed to a large group of lower-level officials who were exchanging experiences and experiences.
"It's all here, that's good, that's good, haha. When Liu Suifeng heard the news, he also smiled heartily and walked towards the Lingnan gang headed by Chen Ziqiang.
Chen Ziqiang, who walked with Liu Suifeng, also looked at Liu Suifeng and smiled.
I really haven't seen a brazen person like Liu Suifeng.
They worked hard to loot the people in a fancy way, and now it's good, Liu Suifeng this guy came to loot them again, but I feel that this time my pony boy will also be served by Liu Suifeng.
After all, mosquito legs are also meat, and if you don't eat it, you won't eat it, but Chen Ziqiang really didn't expect that Liu Suifeng was in such a high position, and he was so ugly to eat, even these county-level petty officials under him didn't let go.
Seeing this scene, the red-clothed female ghost who possessed Liu Suifeng also knew what Liu Suifeng wanted to do, "Is it going to catch them all?"
But I still heard Liu Suifeng smile slightly, "Heh, catch them all? I said, it's murder." ”
"Murder and heart-killing?" The female ghost in red was also very curious, how did this heart punish the heart, what did it mean, but when she saw Liu Suifeng approaching the witch, she put away her voice and didn't ask anymore, just watched quietly, no longer questioning Liu Suifeng.
Tang Wan'er, who was still completely unaware and confused on the side, looked at this sacrifice to Hebo, it was a witch with a large group of strange witches singing and dancing, shaking her head, so bored that she just wanted to doze off, looking at Liu Suifeng seriously "inspecting" this large group of officials, Tang Wan'er also directly lowered her body and crept away.
has been monitoring the eyeliner of Liu Suifeng and his party in the dark, and when he saw Tang Wan'er's move, he also panicked.
The urgent order went down: "Attention to all units! Attention to all units! Princess Tang Wan'er left the riverside celebration place without authorization, please be sure to keep staying in the center of Fabi City during the departure period, and must not let him come into contact with the ordinary people who are no longer under his control! Otherwise, it will really be over!"
"Roger!"
"Roger!"
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The units that responded one after another also entered a state of full alert, and began to put the "prosperity" of this Fabi City into operation.
"Uncle He's wife?" Dong Qingshu also seemed to understand something.
Seeing that Liu Suifeng was happily mingling with that group of corrupt officials, he couldn't help but sigh, "History is really strikingly similar, is it possible, this guy still wants to concoct the same method?"
Jiewusheng, who hadn't understood it yet, also turned his head and looked at Dong Qingshu who suddenly seemed to understand something and sighed with those dead fish eyes.
After getting along for so long, Dong Qingshu certainly knew the expression on Jie Wusheng's face, "What are you talking about, what the hell are you concocting?"
also "swished" as soon as he unfolded the fan and entered the state of pretending to be popular science, ""Funny Biography", from "Historical Records" volume 126, 66th ......"
But just when everything was slowly proceeding according to Liu Suifeng's plan, he saw that an uncontrollable factor seemed to emerge in the group of corrupt officials.
A young official standing behind Liu Suifeng had a strange expression, and his hand hidden under his sleeve seemed to be holding something tightly.
His eyes were staring at Liu Suifeng's defenseless back, his eyes were full of entanglement and hesitation, but he glanced at Chen Ziqiang who was beside Liu Suifeng, and then looked at the group of people behind him who were completely controlled by Chen Suifeng's gang, and he could only grit his teeth, grab the thing under his big sleeve tightly, and rush towards Liu Suifeng.