Chapter 499: What is it like to become an Internet celebrity... (Ask for subscription!)

In less than two weeks since Hongguang went on sale, there have been too many interesting things in this short period of time. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

These things, while triggering a ridiculous heated discussion among netizens on the product car network, also proved the various advantages of Hongguang's model from the side, as well as Hongguang's huge sales volume.

For example, "Don't mess with Hongguang's people, because you never know how many people will get out of the car and beat you." This paragraph proves that Hongguang is so exaggerated that it has a loading capacity.

For example, the paragraph "Qiu Ming Mountain Car God" proves Hongguang's power and handling.

For example, the paragraph "You are only a Volkswagen Hongguang away from Bai Fumei" proves that Hongguang has a good ride.

However, because of the huge sales, the existence of all kinds of strange car owners. The entertainment jokes that Hongguang brought to netizens are not only these;

On September 2, Weibo big V Xiaoyaozi went to Tibet for a self-driving trip with friends.

This self-drive tour was organized by a group of netizens, so it was not very professional in terms of preparation. A group of people drove their own private cars, brought tents, beer and barbecue grills, and stepped into the Sichuan-Tibet Highway, known as "ghosts and sorrows", without even bringing a support vehicle.

Originally, everything was fine before it was in Tibet. But as soon as we entered the high-altitude Tibetan area, trouble occurred one after another.

At first, a Europa League G110 went out of order - it ran out of gas halfway down the road. But there are no 97 gas stations in Tibetan areas. But that's nothing, although it's expensive, it's not that No. 93 oil can't be used.

So the convoy refueled and moved on.

But at high altitudes, things get bigger. Because these netizens are white-collar workers, they drove some luxury cars in Tibet this time. Not to mention that the road conditions are not suitable, it is all automatic.

On the plateau, due to the relationship between altitude and atmospheric pressure, the engine power will be weakened, and the technology of these owners is very good. As a result, after an altitude of 4,000 meters, there was no turning around, and seven or eight cars hit the street one after another.

In desperation, everyone had to call for support.

When the support vehicle arrived, everyone's eyes fell to the ground, and an off-road vehicle with three brand-new Volkswagen Hongguang Micro Noodles pulled gasoline and food supplies and clicked over.

When the rescue masters jumped down from the van and distributed food to a group of car owners who were guarding the side of the luxury car and waiting for rescue around the stalls, these car owners felt awkward like dogs!

Taking advantage of the gap between the rescuers to distribute supplies, Xiaoyaozi grabbed their captain, "Brother...... Why are you all right, and our car is hitting the street?"

The captain looked up to the sky and smiled, with a plateau red smile and said: "Look at your car, it is either an automatic transmission or a front-wheel drive car." The power on the plateau is not good, the automatic transmission is adjusted according to the speed, and the manual mode is definitely not able to maintain the number of revolutions of the engine, which leads to the power of the car and is easy to stall. When the front-wheel drive car is climbing, the center is shifted to the rear axle without power, and it will definitely not be able to climb up the steep slope. This Hongguang is different, although it is manual, but it can maintain the speed, rear-wheel drive, the more things are pulled, the greater the rear wheel landing force, of course, run such a road!"

After hearing this, Xiaoyaozi and his party looked at the three Hongguang cars worth less than 60,000 yuan, and then looked at their valuable cars, and could only laugh awkwardly.

This incident was written into the travelogue by Xiaoyaozi, and it was naturally entertained by netizens who did good things.

"Nima has been swiped by Hongguang for the past two days, I just want to ask, is there anything Hongguang can't do?

"Ahem, go back to the Sichuan-Tibet line and go directly to Hongguang ......"

"Yes, go to Hongguang! The car in the province broke down on the road and froze like these people in the photo... Tsk, that little girl's face is frozen purple, and I feel sorry for it. ”

"Praise the god car Hongguang, cross the mountains and cross the forest and cross the river, you can get the mother-in-law down, and you can climb the plateau to deliver goods!"

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Of course, because of the huge sales volume of Hongguang since its listing, there are people who open Hongguang. In addition to the "Qiu Ming Mountain Car God Yao Ge" is highly skilled, and can rely on the Hongguang front-wheel drive and rear-drive transmission structure for inertial drift, it is also the kind of car accident that takes itself off or because of bad driving habits.

After Volkswagen Hongguang beat a number of imported cars in the plateau, several car accidents about Hongguang also made netizens laugh again.

The first car accident that attracted the attention of netizens was in Jinmen City.

On the ring road, there was a three-car collision due to a slippery road in the rain.

A novice Hongguang driver failed to brake and installed the Mitsubishi Jinxuan in front, and the Jinxuan driver also forgot to brake in a panic, and directly got on a Mazda Xingchi.

Outcome......

Jinxuan's front axle was broken, Xingchi's water tank exploded, and Hongguang ...... Just shattered a bumper......

After the traffic police divided the responsibility for the accident, the Hongguang driver, who had been waiting for more than 20 minutes, was impatient, and directly left the two cars waiting for rescue and drove away.

Myself... Drove away......

The second, Hongguang VS Buck Business.

At that time, Buck was driving straight through the yellow light at a speed of 80KM/h, and installed a large light that was crossing the road.

As a result, after the collision, Buck rolled on his side and rolled, and the whole car was rolled miserably, and the driver was seriously injured.

Hongguang only damaged and deformed the side body, and the driver broke the nail of his little finger under the impact......

Although part of the accident was caused by Buck's improper operation and excessive steering amplitude at the time of impact.

But the pictures of the accident scene make this car accident look too full of joy......

The third car accident was terrible, and President Rickorn, who was priced at more than 6 million yuan, collided head-on with a Hongguang.

Fortunately, the speed of the car was not fast at that time, and neither driver was injured.

But in this 6 million VS 60,000 contest, the Ricohen front hood was badly deformed, and the bumper sank directly into the engine compartment.

But on the other hand, Hongguang, ahem... Not even the windshield was broken......

As soon as several car accidents came out, because of his perverted hard performance in the accident, Hongguang was filled with a new halo by netizens after the god car - the king of crashes!

Start here, and then the old drivers on the road will meet Hongguang far away.

Why?

hit and suffered a loss, I don't know how many people are loaded in his car.......

After Li Fanyu saw these jokes on the Internet, he really didn't know whether to laugh or cry; in the previous time and space, he had seen all kinds of stalks about Hongguang on the Internet, and he wanted to make a car that could be called a god by virtue of the performance and quality of the car itself.

Didn't think about it...... The inertia of history is simply too great.

Hongguang ...... In the end, it has become an Internet celebrity!

But!

With such a big heat, not taking advantage of it is not his temperament at all.

After thinking about the causes and consequences of Hongguang's various stalks in the previous time and space, he called Zhang Yao, the head of the Volkswagen branch, and Li Kai, the general manager of the group's marketing department, to his office.

handed over the jokes and memes intercepted on the Internet to the two, and he instructed: "Find someone to make these jokes into dynamic pictures, spoof cartoons and emojis, and put them on the Internet...... Give Hongguang's Internet celebrity road, add more fire!"