Yan Yuchen's face changed greatly!

Seeing this hoof coming down, the skull will shatter and the brain will burst. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

He was suddenly blessed with a thought of what he had just seen.

He hurriedly followed the example of the little girls, pulling his ears with both hands, sticking his tongue out of his mouth, and squeezing out a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying.

Sure enough, it worked!

As soon as his appearance was made, the iron hooves of the green bull immediately stopped the momentum of smashing downwards and stopped on the top of his head, while a pair of red bull's eyes stared at him drippingly.

Yan Yuchen secretly screamed bad luck, seeing that his hooves were not put down, he knew that the action was not finished yet.

I had to turn around, pout, fart at it, and then turn to look at it, with a flattering smile on my face, indicating that I was also a person who acted according to the rules.

After the fart, Qingniu was stunned, and sure enough, he slowly lowered his hooves.

However, after a few moments, its thick nose moved vigorously, and suddenly the bull's face changed, and he became furious, and suddenly raised two hooves and smashed them down on his head again!

At the same time, the cow scolded angrily: "Damn!

Where did Yan Yuchen dare to hesitate, his face changed, and he turned around and ran.

While running desperately, he shouted for help, hoping that someone would restrain this grumpy and eccentric cheap cow.

But the little girls who were working in the flower beds turned a blind eye and did not look at him.

Yan Yuchen wanted to cry without tears.

When he came to the bottom of a big tree, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly jumped on the trunk of the tree, and climbed up with all his might, trying to climb to the top of the tree.

However, as soon as he climbed a little, he "snorted" and fell to the ground again.

He fixed his eyes and immediately scolded.

It turned out that the tree was a good tree, but the bark was gone, and only the smooth trunk remained, and the light shone brightly.

Yan Yuchen was anxious and afraid, and when he was about to circle around the big tree, he saw that the crazy green bull stopped in place, glared at him angrily, and his thick nose was flickering, but he didn't come.

"I'm a little bird, I want to fly but I can't fly......"

Just when Yan Yuchen was puzzled, a hoarse and ugly singing voice suddenly came from above his head.

He was taken aback, and looked up to see a small bird in total darkness standing on a small branch, its wings fluttering vigorously, but it could not fly.

It was the little blackbird who almost pulled on his head when he was walking on the road before!

When the fierce green bull heard the bird's song, he mooed, turned around and wagged his tail and left.

Yan Yuchen finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, raised his head, looked at the little black bird in surprise, and said, "Hello, can you speak human words?"

The little black bird was immediately unhappy, and said angrily: "You don't know how to speak human words, you birdman!"

Yan Yuchen smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm not a birdman, but ...... I know bird language. ”

The little black bird didn't believe it, squinted his eyes and said, "Then you talk about bird language." ”

Yan Yuchen opened his mouth and said: "Twitter, Twitter, Twitter......"

"Twitter, uncle!"

The little black bird immediately became angry and said, "You are a second-force sparrow calling spring!"

Yan Yuchen didn't dare to joke anymore, and said, "To be honest, Uncle Bird, can you help me point me to the place......?"

"It's called Bird!"

The little black bird interrupted him and shouted coldly.

Yan Yuchen had to say honestly: "Master Bird, can you help me show me the way?"

The little black bird smiled meaningfully, and said, "There are unspoken rules for asking the master to do things." ”

When Yan Yuchen heard this, his face changed slightly, and he quickly covered his chrysanthemum, and said, "I'm afraid that you will always get in and won't be able to get out......

The little black bird suddenly said with a look of disdain: "Let your uncle's fart, lewd, slutty! Master's unspoken rule is to let you pull your ears and stick out your tongue, pout your ass and fart!"

Yan Yuchen was stunned for a moment, and really couldn't help asking: "Master Bird, is it all this kind of rule here?Why is it so strange, who invented it?"

The little black bird looked impatient and scolded: "Nonsense, let it go!"

Yan Yuchen hesitated a little and said, "But my fart ......"

"Nonsense, believe it or not, ask the Bull Demon King to kill you with a hoof?"

The Bird Master was furious.

Yan Yuchen didn't dare to hesitate any longer, so he had to pinch his ears with both hands, stick out his tongue out of his mouth, turn around, pout his fart, and fart at it.

The little black bird smiled, nodded with satisfaction, and was just about to open the bird's beak to speak, when suddenly his face changed, and he exclaimed in his mouth: "!

After that, his head tilted, and he fell directly from the branch of the tree with smoke.

Yan Yuchen was stunned, then ran away, and shouted: "Knock, knock, knock, where are you?"

The little girl picking flowers in the flower garden next to her smiled: "Look, that person is learning to beat the drum with his mouth." ”

“……”

Yan Yuchen ran for a while, and seeing that the bird master did not catch up, Fang breathed a sigh of relief and continued along the flower path.

As far as the eye can see, there are beautiful flowers everywhere, many beautiful butterflies shuttle among the flowers, and some little girls are in the sea of flowers, which is appropriately integrated into it, beautiful and picturesque.

After walking for a while, the flowers next to him suddenly moved, and immediately, the surrounding flowers and plants began to shake violently.

Yan Yuchen was curious, and when he got closer, it was the little black bird just now.

He blinked, didn't dare to run anymore, and said, "Uncle Bird, what are you doing?"

The little black bird fluttered its wings vigorously among the flowers and shouted: "Call the bird! The bird is watching you, what's the matter, unhappy?"

Yan Yuchen sneered: "Don't dare to be upset, but Master Bird, why are you still holding a dehaired chick underneath?"

The bird snorted coldly, and said shamelessly: "Ye has taken a fancy to it! Ye is soothing its soul, caressing its body, tearing its dress, you kid is less noisy!"

Yan Yuchen closed his mouth, waved his hand, and turned to leave.

In this blessed place, there are indeed strange things everywhere.

The cow is called the Bull Demon King, the little bird is called the Bird, and he can rape a chicken, which simply refreshes his cognition.

Continuing along the flower path, a small wooden house suddenly appeared in front of the flower path.

Yan Yuchen's eyes lit up, and when he was about to walk over quickly, the flowers next to him moved again, and immediately, a snow-white and delicate jade foot slowly stretched out.

In the sun, the white is dazzling, and the beauty is like jade.

"Childe, flowers for the paving, blue sky for the quilt, such a beautiful scenery, Childe walking around alone, isn't it a waste? The little woman is now in the beautiful scenery, but she is alone, empty and lonely, if the son is willing, can you come and accompany the little girl?"

The flower branches suddenly spread out, and a pair of slender snow-white jade legs were exposed.

The voice full of temptation said again: "Childe, come here, the little girl is willing to fight with Childe for three hundred rounds, until the sky is old and the sea is dry and rotten, and the sea is a mulberry field......"

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