"If you can become a cat lady, I can still accept that. Fang Ze half-lay on the chair and said lazily, "What's the difference between a cat that can't be and a salted fish." ”

"I treat you as a shovel officer, you actually want to grass nest!" Da Meow had a rich expression on his face, as if he was shocked by Fang Ze's words.

"I used to think you were just a simple lolita, but I didn't expect you to have zoophilia, I should seriously consider whether I want to change a shovel officer now. ”

"You change the hammer. Fang Ze smashed a small cut apple at Big Meow, and Big Meow instantly caught the apple with his mouth like a dog.

You see, the relationship between humans and cats is like a constant cycle of master and servant in a circle, always adjusting their relationship to different circumstances and times.

Humans are the masters when feeding, and when you are in a good mood, you will be fed a good meal, and when you are in a bad mood, you will be hungry. And when it's time to pet the cat, the cat has become the owner again, and when you are in a good mood, let you enjoy it, and maybe it will rub you to make you happy. When you're in a bad mood, it's just a paw.

"Tell me who the next guest is. Fang Ze asked at Big Meow, "You must know that it will take me at least a week to smuggle back from Mumbai by boat, and it would be bad if that kind of extremely troublesome guest appeared on the ship." ”

"Well, I forgot that you have to take a boat back to China now. ”

Big Meow licked his paw and said, "But it just so happens that your next guest has his own boat, and you can take his boat when the time comes." ”

"You have a guest on the ship?" Fang Ze heard Da Meow's words, and for a while, he really couldn't guess which one it was.

After all, according to the order of guests, the next guest is a guest who belongs to the villain level, and the villain with the boat will not be able to guess which one it is for a while.

If it belongs to the camp of good people, Fang Ze can also look forward to the goddess Li Huamei of childhood.

"Slipped. Big Meow showed Fang Ze a cat butt, and then said, "I wish you a smooth home." Also, if you don't bother, you can help me bring some imported cat food back to compensate me, your good friend Lao Boiler has been giving me the same cat food for a week in a row, and he doesn't even add a ham sausage. ”

Forehead.

That's a lot to ask for.

Fang Ze showed an expression of 'okay, I will' on the surface, but in his heart, he had already forgotten Da Meow's words.

He was now particularly curious about who the next guest would be.

On Saturday morning, Fang Ze, who was slightly disguised, wore a windbreaker and a small round hat, like a posturing petty bourgeoisie in the Republic of China era, and boarded a cargo ship that looked very old.

"Welcome to the steamer Garur, which is always good luck. A bearded white man saw Fang Ze step onto the boat and spread his arms in welcome.

"Thank you to the generous Captain Dreyer for Ken letting me ride your boat. Fang Ze hypocritically hugged the captain, who looked almost fifty years old.

"That's too polite for you to say that. Captain Dreyer said to Fang Ze, "It's not me who is generous, but you, thank you for paying off part of the loan in advance, otherwise my ship may not be able to leave port for a while." ”

This Captain Dreyer was an upright man, and he made his reason for carrying Fang Ze clear.

The two exchanged a few words, and Captain Dreyer asked a sailor to take Fang Ze to his cabin.

The smuggling boat that Xiao Hei arranged for Fang Ze this time is a medium-sized cargo ship, mainly to and from India and Southeast Asia to do business.

Because of an accident not long ago, I owed a lot of money and was entangled by creditors and couldn't go to sea. So Xiao Hei found him and promised to help repay the loan, and asked the captain to take Fang Ze to the nearest port to Huaxia.

Leading Fang Ze to the cabin was an Indian teenager who looked like he had just become an adult, and he asked Fang Ze a lot of personal questions with some curiosity, and Fang Ze answered some nonsense, basically not telling the truth.

"Sir, my name is Gavara. The Indian boy didn't seem to notice the intentional or unintentional concealment in Fang Ze's words, and said to Fang Ze, "I'm in that cabin above you, if you're bored at sea, you can ask me to play cards or something." ”

"Hmm. Fang Ze nodded, and then opened the door of his cabin.

It was a very small cabin with only a bed and a small table that could be folded.

"The captain has converted many cabins into cargo holds in order to make up for the losses this time, so everyone is very tight about where they live, which is already good. ”

"It's okay, I don't usually pick and choose. Fang Ze didn't really care about the size of the cabins, but the captain Dreyer that Gavara said earlier had converted many of the cabins into cargo holds.

Since watching a documentary about the Nanbang Sewol incident, Fang Ze has been very sensitive to these things about transforming the hull.

You must know that once something happens on the sea, if you are lucky to be found and saved early, if you are unlucky, you can only float to death at sea.

Ren Fangze now has a bunch of useful and useless skills, and there is no way to face the vast ocean.

After Gavara left, Fang Ze cleaned up the cabin, then locked the door and went out, looking for the location of the various facilities on the ship, such as the restaurant.

Fang Ze received the ship that boarded on Saturday morning, and before noon, the ship departed from the port and began to sail in the direction of Southeast Asia.

It's not always very comfortable to sail on the sea, and if you're on a luxury cruise ship or a large hotel-style passenger liner, it's a good experience, but a cargo ship like this can be a really bad feeling.

The rocking hull, the dim lighting, the small space.

Fang Ze took out a laptop he had bought before leaving India and wanted to play games for a while, but soon felt sick and wanted to vomit due to the shaking of the ship's hull.

'Knock knock. ’

There was a knock on the door outside the cabin.

Fang Ze stood up and opened the hatch, and found that it was the Indian boy Gavara standing outside.

"Hey, sir, how are you doing today?"

"It's terrible. Fang Ze closed the laptop, shook his head and said.

"Because the weather is bad these days, the boat is rocking very hard. Gavara shrugged and said, "If you don't have a way to rest, I can take you to a good place." ”

"Where is it?" Fang Ze asked the Indian teenager.

"You'll find out when you go. ”

Looking at the mysterious appearance of this Indian young god, Fang Ze didn't think too much about it. He thought about how uncomfortable he was staying here, so he nodded in agreement.

"Okay, I'll take a look. ”

Through the dark passage in the cabin, Fang Ze followed Gavara to a cabin next to the restaurant, pushed the door open and entered, and immediately found that this place was amazingly large, at least twenty the size of Fang Ze's cabin.

But the cabin was now crowded with people, and on the dozen or so tables set up, a bunch of people were there shouting something.

Fang Ze looked through the gap between people and found some dice, poker boards, wheels and the like, and immediately understood what kind of place this was.

The biggest problem with a long sea voyage is not the food, but the mental state of the people.

After all, a trip to the sea is to stuff you into a bigger house and let you live for a dozen days or more. During this period, if there is no entertainment program, people's mental pressure can easily become greater, and if they don't get it right, something will happen.

And when it comes to sailing at sea, the most effective and least costly recreation is gambling.

This thing not only kills time, but also numbs the spirit, as long as there is no such gambler who can do anything with a red eye, there is generally no mess.

In ancient times, when sailing, the captain would generally support the crew to gamble, and the crew who lost the gamble were looking forward to waiting for the captain to pay their wages after they came ashore, so they would become very obedient.

Second, if the crew gambles, there will definitely be some conflicts with each other, which will prevent the crew from connecting with each other and building the ship's captain together.

"Sir, do you want to have fun?" said Gavara, who was immediately excited, and his face was full of eagerness. "I can show you how to play and tell you who is playing poorly and can win money from them. ”

Gavara turned his head to look at Fang Ze and said, "Of course, this requires a small reward. ”

Seeing the performance of this Indian teenager, Fang Ze finally knew why this little guy was enthusiastic about the torture he was performing.

I'm afraid that his money has been lost, so he can only watch from the sidelines, so he came to collect some benefit fees from himself.

Fang Ze took out a few large-denomination rubises from his pocket and gave them to the young man, "These things are for you, you can take them to play, I want to see for myself." ”

"Thank you, thank you. Gavara nodded hurriedly, and immediately ran towards a table.

Fang Ze looked at this young man, who was not an adult, shook his head, and then visited here.

I have to say that although it is not very big here, there are still a lot of ways to play various gambling.

In addition to not being able to understand the chess and cards that I don't know where to play, other Fang Ze can understand some of them.

He stood in front of a table where the dice were placed in a cup, and after the dealer turned them, he guessed which cup the dice were in, and asked, "How much does it cost to play once?" ”

The dealer at this table, a dark-skinned Southeast Asian, glanced up at Fang Ze, and then said in English with a thick accent, "Five hundred rupees once, if you win, I will give you ten thousand rubles, and if you lose, you will give me five hundred." ”

That's a pretty small amount.

Fang Ze thought for a while and sat down at the table, nodded and said, "Then let's play a few games." ”

The exchange rate between the Indian rupee and the renminbi is about ten to one, and five hundred rupees is fifty yuan a handful, which is really not too much. 8)