Dongmei saw Sister-in-law Tan rushing over to beat her wrinkled face, and said in her heart that it was not good, she had just entered the farmers' market, her heels had not yet stood firm, and the dumplings had not yet been sold, if she was beaten with her wrinkled face, wouldn't it be a sign of smashing Sister-in-law Tan, and who would go to Sister-in-law Tan to eat dumplings in the future?

Seeing this situation, Dongmei rushed forward with an arrow step. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Compared with Sister-in-law Tan and Wrinkled Face, Dongmei's height is obviously much taller, I saw that she grabbed Sister-in-law Tan's rolling pin with one hand and pushed Wrinkled Face with the other hand to prevent the two from approaching.

Sister-in-law Tan saw Dongmei holding herself, and hurriedly tried to push Dongmei away and said, "Dongmei, let go, if I don't teach this wrinkled face a lesson today, she will continue to go to the property management committee to sue us for the black state in the future." ”

And the wrinkled face hid behind Dongmei, for fear that Sister-in-law Tan's rolling pin would hit her head.

Dongmei comforted Sister-in-law Tan and said: "Sister-in-law Tan, only by being kind can you make money, although wrinkled faces are not a thing, but we can't dirty our hands because of teaching her." ”

When he heard that Dongmei dared to scold herself, she yelled at Dongmei: "Dongmei, you should pay attention to what you say, if you say it, it will be the water that is spilled, what I am a shameless thing." ”

Sister-in-law Tan flew towards the wrinkled face, and scolded at the wrinkled face: "Wrinkled face, you bully the soft and afraid of the hard, dare to daughter-in-law Dongmei, have the ability to come and bully me?"

wrinkled his face and didn't speak, he hid behind Dongmei in a daze, and used Dongmei as a shield to protect his body.

In this way, Sister-in-law Tan, Dongmei, and the three of them with wrinkled faces, like an eagle catching a chicken, started a battle near the small stall.

Among the three, the youngest and thinnest sister-in-law Tan plays the role of an eagle, the tallest and strongest Dongmei plays the role of a hen, and the wrinkled face with a wrinkled face hides behind Dongmei like a frightened chick, hiding around and dodging.

Director Bai, who was standing in the distance, saw the scene in front of him, sighed, rushed over, and yelled at the three of them: "Hey, I said that you three sell dumplings, what are you doing?"

Although Director Bai scolded beside him, the three women seemed to be unable to stop at all, and they were even more deaf to Director Bai's words.

Director Bai watched the three of you chase me and make a mess, and said in his heart, since no one can stop you three dumpling clowns from making trouble here, then let me, Director Bai, who is dignified and full of justice, stop you.

As he spoke, Director Bai rushed forward, ready to put the three women down.

Seeing Director Bai rushing in, standing in the first row, the woman selling meat buns said, "Director Bai, you have to pay attention to safety, the rolling pin in that woman's hand is not a vegetarian." ”

The woman selling xiaolongbao in the second row said, "Director Bai, you have to be careful, the three of them are really fighting, not joking." ”

Director Bai rushed into the midst of the chaotic three, and said to the woman who sold meat sandwich buns and xiaolongbao: "Don't worry about you two women, my Director Bai is one hundred and eighteen tall and weighs one hundred and eighteen, can I still be bullied by these three weak women? ”

After speaking, Director Bai rushed in.

At this moment, Sister-in-law Tan spotted the wrinkled face behind Dongmei, raised the rolling pin high, and a fierce man jumped up and waved the rolling pin down.

With a wrinkled face, he saw Sister-in-law Tan smashing her rolling pin into herself, and said in her heart, this is the end, it seems that she is going to die under Sister-in-law Tan's rolling pin today.

And at this moment, Director Bai just rushed in, and stood in front of his wrinkled face impartially.

said that it was too late, and when it was too late, Sister-in-law Tan rolled out a pin and smashed it heavily on Director Bai's head.

Hearing only a loud sound, Director Bai felt that the sky was full of stars, and suddenly it was dark in front of him, and he didn't know anything.

I saw that Director Bai was paralyzed like a deflated ball.

And the wrinkled face that thought she was dead, saw that Sister-in-law Tan didn't hit herself, hit Director Bai on the head, and beat Director Bai unconscious, she was frightened, and while running away, she shouted: "Come on, kill someone, kill someone." ”

Sister-in-law Tan couldn't help but be stunned when she saw that she knocked Director Bai to the ground with a rolling pin.

She looked at Director Bai who was in a coma, and said apologetically: "Director Bai, what I want to hit is a wrinkled face, why did you come here, I really didn't mean it." ”

Dongmei, who was standing next to her, was a very timid woman, just like her wrinkled face.

When she saw Director Bai fainted, her face turned pale with fright, and she said to Sister-in-law Tan, "Sister-in-law Tan, we're in trouble." ”

Compared with Dongmei and the panic of her wrinkled face, Sister-in-law Tan didn't change her face, and said without a beat: "Isn't it just fainting, don't be afraid, it will be fine in a while." ”

However, Dongmei looked at Director Bai who was lying on the ground, like a dead man, and said worriedly: "Sister-in-law Tan, what should we do, should we beat him to death." ”

With that, Dongmei squatted down, learned the plot of saving people on TV, and prepared to perform chest compressions and artificial respiration on Director Bai.

Sister-in-law Tan, who was standing next to her, saw that Dongmei was pressing Director Bai's chest again, and blowing into Director Bai's mouth, and hurriedly asked Dongmei, "Dongmei, what are you doing here?"

Dongmei said: "Give him artificial respiration, this is how people are saved on TV." ”

Sister-in-law Tan said disdainfully: "For this kind of person, what artificial respiration to do, look at me." ”

As she spoke, Sister-in-law Tan rushed to her stall, picked up a horse spoon, and scooped a scoop of cold water.

After she rushed over, she splashed a scoop of water on Director Bai's face.

I saw that after the scoop of cold water splashed on Director Bai's front door, Director Bai spit out a mouthful of water, suddenly sobered up, and sat up.

Dongmei saw that Director Bai woke up, and her hanging heart also relaxed.

She looked at Sister-in-law Tan and said, "Sister-in-law Tan, who did you learn this trick from, you are so smart." ”

Sister-in-law Tan helped Director Bai up and said, "I learned from TV, when the enemy is being tortured on TV, once the enemy faints, a scoop of water can wake him up." ”

Hearing this, Dongmei gasped, and said in her heart, it turns out that Sister-in-law Tan treats Director Bai like an enemy, no wonder she splashed a scoop of water, which is very powerful.

Director Bai, who woke up, touched a big bag swollen on his forehead, looked at Dongmei and Sister-in-law Tan and said, "His grandmother's, what happened just now, why did I suddenly lose consciousness in an instant, and when I woke up, I was in the arms of your two women?"

Hearing this, the woman selling meat buns in the first row said, "Sister-in-law Tan just took a rolling pin......

Before the woman finished speaking, Sister-in-law Tan's sharp gaze shot over.

Facing Sister-in-law Tan's sharp gaze, the woman with the meat bun chose to be silent.

At this time, the woman selling xiaolongbao in the second row said, "It's Sister-in-law Tan who takes the rolling pin......"

Before the Xiaolongbao woman's words were finished, Sister-in-law Tan's threatening gaze shot towards the Xiaolongbao woman again.

Thinking of Sister-in-law Tan's ability to roll out a dough pin and beat Director Bai, who was more than 1.8 meters tall, the woman with meat buns and the woman with xiaolongbao chose to be silent.

They thought to themselves that if they dared to expose Sister-in-law Tan, maybe Sister-in-law Tan's rolling pin would hit their heads.

In this way, Director Bai asked around, but no one dared to tell him what happened just now.

Director Bai and the second monk were confused, and returned to the office with their heads in their hands suspiciously.

At this time, a wrinkled face rushed in, she looked at Director Bai and said, "Director Bai, the people in the entire farmers' market are taking pictures of Sister-in-law Tan's Yinwei, and they don't dare to tell the truth, I'll come over to tell you the truth." ”

At this time, Director Bai, due to improper handling of his forehead, the previous bag was already seriously swollen, swollen like a horn, towering high above Director Bai's forehead.

Director Bai saw a wrinkled face coming in, so he asked her, "Tell me, where did the swollen lump on my head come from?"

When she got closer, she saw that the bag on Director Bai's head had swollen into horns, she couldn't help but be shocked, and said in her heart, although this sister-in-law Tan is short and thin, she is ruthless, and she actually beat Director Bai into a dignified and suave person like Director Bai directly into the King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn.

couldn't help it, wrinkled his face and secretly rejoiced, fortunately, Director Bai came over, and inexplicably took a stick for himself, otherwise, he would still be lying in the hospital.

With a wrinkled face, he directly told Director Bai: "Director Bai, let me tell you the truth, it was Sister-in-law Tan who beat you like this." ”

Hearing this, Director Bai looked surprised, looked at his wrinkled face in disbelief and said, "What are you talking about, it's impossible, a dwarfism patient like Sister-in-law Tan can still beat me like this with a seven-foot man?"

He nodded with a wrinkled face, pretended to look at Director Bai in distress and said, "No problem, I dare to use my reputation as a dumpling seller to guarantee that it is Sister-in-law Tan who beat you up like this." ”

Director Bai still couldn't believe it, he said: "Wrinkled face, let me tell you the truth, I, Bai Xiaojun, am not an ordinary person, I practiced martial arts at the age of eight, practiced internal boxing at the age of twelve, practiced taekwondo at the age of fifteen, and practiced internal strength at the age of nineteen.

Hearing Director Bai's boastful words, he wrinkled his face and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said in his heart, since you are so powerful, why was you stunned by Dongmei like a volleyball last time, and this time you were knocked unconscious by Sister-in-law Tan with a rolling pin?

However, Sister-in-law Tan still pretended to pity Xiangxiang and cherished the jade, she approached Director Bai, took out a handkerchief from her pocket, wiped Director Bai's forehead and said, "Director Bai, I saw with my own eyes that it was Sister-in-law Tan who knocked you out with a rolling pin." ”

Hearing this, Director Bai suddenly had a memory, he vaguely recalled, as if a white lightning bolt crossed the sky, and then he felt that it was dark in front of him, and he didn't know anything.

It turned out that the lightning that pierced the sky turned out to be Sister-in-law Tan's rolling pin.

Director Bai gasped, touched the "horns" on his forehead, and said with a sore expression: "At the beginning, I didn't agree with Sister-in-law Tan, a crazy woman, to enter the farmers' market, Dongmei had to pull Sister-in-law Tan in, now it's okay, this crazy woman, sooner or later I will get into trouble." ”

Hearing this, his wrinkled face immediately fanned the flames next to him and said, "That's it, I really shouldn't have brought this madman in the first place." ”

Director Bai said helplessly: "But, now that I have got it in, what can I do?"

With a wrinkled face, he suggested to Director Bai: "Why can't you do it, you are the director who manages this farmers' market, you can just fire her, don't you just do it." ”

Hearing the words of his wrinkled face, Director Bai suddenly opened his mouth, and he slapped the case and said: "Yes, why don't I specify a rule that all merchants who fight and brawl will be expelled from the farmers' market? ”

Hearing this, he wrinkled his face and immediately said, "Director Bai, since you can get rid of that crazy person in Sister-in-law Tan, why don't you take away Dongmei's stupid big guy too?"

Hearing that Dongmei was going to be taken away, Director Bai thought about it, he took more money from Dongmei, if he took Dongmei away, he wouldn't be able to take money from her in the future?

So, Director Bai explained with a wrinkled face: "Sister-in-law Tan leaves, Dongmei will forget it, after all, she is still an honest person." ”

Hearing that Director Bai didn't plan to drive Dongmei away, he continued to fan the flames next to Director Bai with a wrinkled face: "Director Bai, since you have taken Sister-in-law Tan away, then just take Dongmei away, after all, the two of them are the same dog, embarrassed and traitorous, for the tiger, and it is not good to take one of them." ”

However, no matter what he said with a wrinkled face, Director Bai was very firm, Sister-in-law Tan could go, but Dongmei couldn't.

Coming out of the property management office, her wrinkled face was very unhappy, she frowned, and complained in her heart, this Director Bai is a womanizer at first glance, and he doesn't look at Dongmei's beauty and a bit of beauty, so he is reluctant to take Dongmei away.