Chapter 230 Mini-Game!
It is precisely the so-called being in the depths of lovesickness that cannot be seen, and that kind of meandering and detached thoughts of depression and sorrow are the truest portrayal of people's hearts! Do you know what the highest state of art is? It is this kind of dream-like and non-dream-like sadness that is the most inspiring! And the classmates just asked me who wrote the poem I just recited? Don't you blush when you ask such a question? Students! This poem and song is a treasure that has been handed down by our famous people for thousands of years!
Anyway, you have just entered this Chinese department, so I will not bother with you, I tell you that this is the main feature of the untitled poem of the famous lyricist Li Shangyin. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"It turned out to be Li Shangyin!"
"It's that person! I thought it was Du Fu's!"
"Classmates! You are now in the cardamom years, and you must have someone you like! Just as the so-called talking about hearts and falling in love are very normal people's normal feelings! If you say that you haven't been in love yet, I, a bad old man, can't help but despise you?"
"Haha!" "Haha, Professor, how can you do this?" the students below burst into laughter.
"Hehe! It was a joke just now! Now let's get down to business again, of course, what will you do in the face of someone you like? Confess directly? Doesn't that seem very abrupt? Of course, if you can pay attention to the soul of this poem, I think you will be able to learn some inspiration from it?"
"Haha! Professor, what you said is too much brain-taking? Isn't it just about falling in love, how can you use poetry to express love! If my Juliet ignores my confession, then I'll go find another one right away! As the saying goes, people are not romantic, people are not romantic teenagers, we are good young people in the motherland, but we can't hang them on a tree? If that's the case, it's useless!" Listening to the professor's words, the fairy tale sitting below was the first to laugh out loud.
"That's right! That Li Shangyin is too dead-eyed, everyone has said that there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower!"
"That's right, why are your brains spinning so fast now?"
Professor Zou did not refute the fairy tale after hearing it, nor was he angry, he waved his hand tightly and smiled: "It's good to be young! Students, you see that this classmate's mentality is not ordinary open-minded, under normal circumstances, if we are rejected by our beloved girl, we will all be very disappointed and hurt! If you look at the mentality of others, it is definitely not lost to another view of love! If this Li Shangyin also had this classmate at the beginning, you have such a good mentality. Maybe he wouldn't be so sad, and the poems we are explaining today wouldn't be his! Haha! If Li Shangyin knew that your future generations would evaluate him like this, I don't know if he would come to trouble your kid at night with his dreams!"
"Haha!"
"Haha! You two must be careful not to sleep at night!" the professor's words immediately made the hundreds of people in the entire large classroom laugh, and there was no longer the same lifeless and listless atmosphere as before.
Professor Zou looked at the lively atmosphere, and immediately changed his words and said: "Since your interest is so high, let's not waste this kind of atmosphere!
"Okay, Professor, what game are we going to play?"
"I like to play games the most!" the students below immediately chimed in.
"Well, of course, these poems and games are also related to this type! In this way, you students can try to write some poems and songs? But the topic is to be created around the love you are most interested in! You must remember, but these poems must reflect love, you can hand them in after you have written them, or you can stand up and read them aloud. What do you think?"
"Okay!"
"This game is good!"
Suddenly, the whole large classroom was lively, and many students were already thinking about how to write.
"How should I write this? It's so sad!" Just when Li Xiaoqiang bit the tip of the pen, racked his brains, and wrote a poem for a long time. The fairy tale sitting next to him shook proudly, and the verses had already been written in his hand.
"Big brother, how about you take a look at my poem?" The fairy tale handed Li Xiaoqiang what he had written, and before Li Xiaoqiang was ready to read it carefully, a boy sitting in front of Li Xiaoqiang's fairy tale spoke first.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you can write it well? I want to read it to you a limerick poem I just wrote, and it can be regarded as throwing bricks and bricks first! Hehe, I won't tell you that this poem of mine was written to my first love! Although he is now far away from me and I don't know where he came from, I still want to write it to her to commemorate my beautiful memory! The name of the poem is called My Lover is Far Away!"
When the man turned around and introduced himself to the classmates around, Li Xiaoqiang saw clearly the pimples on the face of the man in front of him, this look! No wonder his first love would leave him.
"Ahem!"
The pimple man cleared his throat, then slowly picked up the limerick he had just created and read aloud: "Once a girl, you were so tender, and your eyebrows were so beautiful like a fairy! Last year you were in my house, but this year you fell in his house! However, your heart is so resolute, but my heart has already been in a mess! I knew that I couldn't get it, so I simply dumped her, and I didn't have to worry about it from now on, so I had to find another one!"
"Haha!" "Haha!" What a talent!" As soon as the boy's limerick was read, it immediately caused a burst of laughter in the classroom.
"Damn!, how did he come up with it!" Li Xiaoqiang laughed, and his stomach hurt. And the old Professor Zou also smiled and said: "This classmate, the poems you wrote are really different! Since your first love has been dumped by you, then I hope you cheer up as soon as possible and find another one, there is really no concern!"
Just when Li Xiaoqiang was holding his stomach and laughing, the fairy tale on the side took the opportunity to snatch the poem in his hand, and then got up and sent it to Professor Zou: "Professor! How about you look at this poem? This is a masterpiece that my eldest brother has been pondering for a long time to come up with! You have to give a good comment!"
"Professor Zou, don't listen to his nonsense, I don't know how to write poems at all, and this poem just now was also written for fun!" Before Li Xiaoqiang could react, his work had already been handed to Professor Zou, and he quickly got up and explained, saying that he didn't forget to stare at this fairy tale so quickly!
"It's okay with this classmate!"
Professor Zou looked at Li Xiaoqiang, who was so nervous, and immediately smiled, he waved his hand to signal him to sit down and said: "Don't be so nervous this classmate! We can't write poems, today is just a small game, liven up the atmosphere and increase your feelings! Don't take it too seriously, you see that your little brother has already handed over this poem, then I'll read it to you, do you think it?"
"Uh. Okay! If Professor Zou doesn't write well, don't laugh at me!" Li Xiaoqiang heard what Professor Zou said, so he couldn't say anything more! He had no choice but to sit down angrily, and then reached out and pinched the fairy tale's thigh fiercely.
"Oh, Professor Zou, look at him beating me! This is obviously revenge!" Fairy Tale shouted exaggeratedly. Professor Zou, who was standing in the lecture hall, just smiled and ignored him, lowered his head and began to savor the poem that Li Xiaoqiang had just written.
Professor Zou looked down for a while, couldn't help frowning his two thick eyebrows, and then nodded and said with a smile: "Not to mention, this classmate, the poems you wrote are really a little tasteful! It's still good! I even read the charm of everyone like Li Shangyin from this! It's amazing!"
"Wow, big brother, you're really amazing!" As soon as Fairy Tale heard Professor Zou's words, she immediately opened her mouth wide and shouted.
"Professor Zou, what did he write? You can read it to us! Let's taste it too!"
"Yes, yes, is it really that good?" The students below also talked to each other and became curious.
"Well, such a flavorful poem should be praised! Okay, everyone be quiet! I'll read it aloud to you!" Saying this, Professor Zou cleared his throat and picked up the poem and read it slowly: "True courage comes from the love of the heart.
The distance of love turns out to be too much about each other's beauty can only please for a while, and inner beauty can endure. A walk of love is a dance of heaven. I know myself very well,
My ** is traveling, but my heart is always resting in the arms of my lover!"
"Damn!
"It's really good!" When Professor Zou finished reading, the whole class burst into warm applause.
And the fairy tale was even more excited, he hugged Li Xiaoqiang and muttered loudly: "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it! Big brother, you are really almighty! How did you come up with such a good poem? But it's much better than the tattered writing I wrote!"
"I admire you so much, you have to take care of me in the future!"
"Damn! Get out! I'll get angry when I see you, you wait for me to finish with you!" Li Xiaoqiang, who was a little angry, turned his head and found the poem in front of him, and immediately snatched it up, got up and said to Professor Zou: "Professor Zou! My brother also made a poem, and he was embarrassed to read it to everyone, so he hoped that we would take the work to read it to everyone, do you think it's okay?"
"Don't, big brother, don't do this, I'll die like that!" In the screams of the fairy tale, Li Xiaoqiang had already begun to read aloud.
"Ladies and gentlemen, my brother has been a talented man since he was a child, just like this song! He wrote it completely in accordance with the format of the water tune song head, and the writing is very catchy! It is quite suitable for us singles! Everyone please listen slowly!" Li Xiaoqiang raised his eyebrows at the fairy tale and opened his mouth: "The singles chapter of "Water Tune Song Head"! Remarks This song is specially given to thousands of singles, and it is sent to everyone to encourage you!"
Then Li Xiaoqiang read it in a frustrated voice: "When is the cutie there?" and ask your roommate about the wine." I want to dig the wall to see, but I'm afraid the wall is too thick and hurts my hands. Switching to a telescope, the people in the house are gone. Turn the stairs and look down, the chick is not single, she is holding the handsome man's elbow. People have joys and sorrows, the moon is cloudy and sunny and the moon is lacking, and this matter has existed since ancient times. Hopefully, it won't be long before they break up. ”
"Haha!"
"Haha! I hope it won't be long before they break up!" Before he finished reading, everyone, including Professor Zou, who was already in his sixtieth year, had already laughed breathlessly at this witty and humorous poem!
The atmosphere in the whole classroom was suddenly unprecedentedly high! In this way, the originally gloomy ancient literature class was spent in such a giggling and laughing class.
Although the bell for the end of class had already sounded, Bai Bing, who was from the Department of Foreign Languages, didn't seem to want to leave, she walked up to Professor Zou and asked him questions. This class made many boys a little unhappy. Professor Zou raised his head, waved his hand, and said, "It's all out of class!
And the ghost fairy fairy tale saw that Li Xiaoqiang was about to get up and leave, he hurriedly grabbed Li Xiaoqiang and pointed at Bai Bing in a low voice and said: "Big brother, don't you go yet! Didn't you see Bai Bing looking at you just now? I guess she wants you to wait for her for a while! You just listen to me and leave later!"
"En?" Li Xiaoqiang looked up at Bai Bing, who was standing on the podium and asked Professor Zou a question, shook his head and cheered on the fairy tale's head: "You kid knows gossip! Nonsense! Hurry up, people are not related to me, I am not familiar at all, why do you want me to wait for her? You kid! Believe it or not, I will beat you!" Li Xiaoqiang, who waved his fist, strode out of the classroom after speaking.
"Okay!Okay, you're really my big brother! I've really convinced you, you don't care about such a beautiful beauty so obviously hinting! I really wonder if you're gay or not?" The fairy tale muttered dissatisfiedly after Li Xiaoqiang.
"What are you talking about? Tell me again! Believe it or not, I won't teach you cultivation in the future!" Li Xiaoqiang glanced at the fairy tale and threatened.
"Hey, boss, is there such a thing as you? Cultivation is very important, but pickling girls is also very important! Haven't you heard of double cultivation? Men and women are combined with double cultivation, so the progress of cultivation will be faster. Do you know this!" Fairy Tale said quickly, defending herself.
"You kid, I really admire your brain! Dare to say anything!" For this fairy tale that wanted to pick up girls, Li Xiaoqiang didn't know how to communicate with him, he shook his head and said speechlessly: "Okay! Since you like beautiful women so much, then let's separate, you go to pick up girls, I'll go find some materials to prepare the essentials of cultivating spells! Maybe it will come in handy in the future!"
"Big brother, don't you abandon me, okay? I'll just say it casually! As long as I have strength, there will be more beautiful women, how could I give up cultivation? Really, don't get angry big brother! I'll go with you, I'll go!" Hearing that Li Xiaoqiang was going to part with him, the fairy tale immediately hurriedly followed behind with a smile on his face.
"Well, this sentence is just like that! Let's go, then!" Li Xiaoqiang, who nodded, walked side by side with a fairy tale.
However, the two had just walked a short distance when they met Du Shishi. "Li Xiaoqiang!" As soon as Du Shishi on the opposite side saw Li Xiaoqiang, she immediately rushed to him.
She pursed her red lips and shouted unhappily: "How can you be like this? Li Xiaoqiang! I've been looking for you for most of the day and haven't seen your shadow! It's really disappointing to me, Cui Xin and I did you a great favor yesterday anyway, cleaning and shopping, don't you even invite me to a meal?"
"Dizzy! We've just finished class, okay? Really, how can we not invite you to dinner? No, we haven't just finished class, so we have time to go to you! You ask if the fairy tale is it?" Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly glanced at the fairy tale.
"Yes! Du Meinu, my eldest brother just said that he wanted to invite you to dinner! Isn't this just asking me to lead the way to your department to look for you! Look at it is already noon, do you still go out without eating? Beauty, do you say yes?"
The ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense in fairy tales completely made Li Xiaoqiang speechless. I just said that I was going to see beautiful women, and I became so fluent in a while!
"Okay, let's go eat!" Li Xiaoqiang nodded and agreed.
"Okay!" Du Shishi nodded happily, and then proudly took his hand and walked out.
Li Xiaoqiang and Du Shishi walked like this for a while, and immediately attracted the eyes of countless people, and they had already reached the level of a girl within a few days of coming to college! There is no analogy!
Feeling the eyes around him, Li Xiaoqiang said to Du Shishi a little embarrassed: "Shishi, you still let go of the handle, I feel a little uncomfortable!
"Hmph, what's the matter, let them see what's the big deal, you don't allow me to hold your hand, I'm going to hold it. I'll save it! I'll save it! How can you get it?" If this had been placed in the past, Du Shishi would have kept a certain distance from Li Xiaoqiang, because he knew the entanglement between Su Yueqing and Xiao Feixu, the two girls, and Li Xiaoqiang, but now it is different! The three of them have already divided their own things, and after a period of harmony in high school, the relationship between the two is getting better and better! It is completely a willful little girl's posture.
"That Du Shishi...... You see that you are holding the boss's hand, he is a little uncomfortable, you change my arm! I promise that I will not be uncomfortable! I am very willing to serve the beauty! What do you think?"
As he said the fairy tale, he smiled and stretched out his arm.
"Cut! Don't dream! I won't hold your hand!" Hearing the fairy tale so straightforward, Du Shishi glanced at it directly.
"Ahh
"Shishi, don't make trouble! By the way, what about Cui Xin? Why didn't she come with her?" asked Li Xiaoqiang.
"Oh oh! Cui Xin, I just saw her go out with a group of people to buy books in the bookstore outside! Why do you want to ask her? No, what else do you think of Cui Xin?" Du Shishi asked with a pouting and reluctance.
Li Xiaoqiang never imagined that she would ask this question directly, and was caught off guard by Du Shishi for a while: "That...... That one...... Poetry and poetry, don't mess around, okay! We're all in the same place, and if we go out to eat together without her, it wouldn't be good! Say it quickly, what do you want to eat? But the premise is that I make it clear first, I don't have much money to invite you to eat sea cucumber and abalone!"
"Hmph! Got it!" Du Shishi snorted and said, "I don't even bother to eat sea cucumber and abalone! Anyway, no matter what, we're going to have a big meal in a while!"
"Got it! my aunt and grandmother!" Li Xiaoqiang shrugged his shoulders.
"Hey, hey!"
"For your pity, I'll spare you!" said several people and walked out of the school gate together.
Under the leadership of Du Shishi, Li Xiaoqiang and a few people really found Cui Xin in the bookstore, who was watching with relish!
"Cui Xin! It's time to eat! Don't look at it!" Li Xiaoqiang looked at Cui Xin who was so engrossed and was a little embarrassed to disturb, but his embarrassment did not mean that Du Shishi on the side was embarrassed! After all, Li Xiaoqiang didn't have many opportunities to entertain!
"Why are you here!" saw Li Xiaoqiang appear in front of him. Fairy tales, Du Shishi, Cui Xin hurriedly closed the book, and greeted a few people with a smile.
"Isn't this Li Xiaoqiang going to have a treat? If we go to eat, how bad it would be to forget you! What do you say, Sister Cui Xin! Haha!" Du Shishi glanced at Li Xiaoqiang next to him and said first.
"I see!" Cui Xin said with a look of sudden realization. Soon Cui Xin took it, and basically followed a few people out of the bookstore and came to a relatively quiet and clean restaurant. Because everyone had classes in the afternoon, a few people left after eating. And Li Xiaoqiang continued to return to the fairy tale along the way, and took classes in the big classroom.
Because he had something on his mind and was always thinking about how to buy materials to make charms, Li Xiaoqiang didn't have the heart to listen to the class at all, and soon a class was spent in Li Xiaoqiang's imagination.
Stretching his waist, Li Xiaoqiang simply cleaned up, then turned to the fairy tale sitting next to him and said: "Little pervert! I'm going out now to find some materials, and I'm going to go back to make charms and jade talismans! Look at you, are you with me? Or are you going to stay and make girls?"
"Big brother, my big brother, can you not give me a nickname?" As soon as Li Xiaoqiang called himself like this, he was so frightened that the fairy tale hurriedly covered Li Xiaoqiang's mouth, and his eyes rolled around to see if anyone around him noticed them.
"Hmph! deserve it, who made you so!" It turns out that giving people nicknames is such a pleasant thing, could it be that Xiao Feixu used to be so fond of playing tricks on himself!
"Okay, big brother, can't I do it with you! Please don't call this name in the future, or I won't find a wife, and you will be responsible!" the fairy tale complained bitterly.
"Fuck me!"
The two walked out of the classroom one after the other, and as soon as they went out, Li Xiaoqiang saw Du Shishi walking towards him from a distance. Because he was afraid that the afternoon would be delayed by this girl, Li Xiaoqiang nodded at the fairy tale, and then quickly walked to the side, ready to bypass from the side, and now his mind was all on cultivation! Because as long as he had strength, he could take Xiao Feixu back. He works hard every day to achieve this goal!
As soon as he saw Li Xiaoqiang so nervous, he immediately whispered and quipped: "Oh, big brother, I really didn't see it, you are really a woman! Look at Du Shishi, this little girl, she is here to find you! Hehe, why are you avoiding her? Won't it be because you have taken a fancy to Bai Bing? If that's the case, brother, I can help!"
Seeing it, he smiled and said: "Boss, Yashi looks like she is looking for you, why did you dodge, hehe, tell me quickly, do you have another new love, don't you want to beat Miss Bai Bing's idea." ”
"Save you a lot!" Li Xiaoqiang glared at him with slanted eyes, and scolded unhappily: "If you are talking nonsense, see that I can't clean you up well! Let me tell you, if you want to pick up girls, don't follow me and affect my mood!"
"En, boss, don't be angry! Don't be angry! I'm just joking!" was said by Li Xiaoqiang, and the fairy tale also knew that what he said was a bit excessive, so he hurriedly accompanied the smiling face, and just said a few words, he immediately opened his mouth wide, looked at the front eatingly, raised his finger and pointed over.
"What's wrong with you? This is a virtuous deed!" Li Xiaoqiang, who was puzzled, turned his head and looked over, it turned out that under a teaching building in front of him, Bai Bing, whom they had just mentioned, was standing next to a garden, and he didn't know what to say with another girl.
"Fairy tale, fairy tale, sometimes I wonder if your eyes are clairvoyant, you can find them so far away!" After just one glance, Li Xiaoqiang shrugged his shoulders and withdrew his gaze, after all, although she was extremely beautiful and had a face that did not belong to Xiao Feixu, her heart had already been filled by that girl, and she could no longer tolerate a trace of place for others.
"She's really pretty good! If Xiao Feixu sees her, she should also say she's beautiful! Hehe!"
Xiao Feixu has been away from him for a long time, but I don't know why my heart still hurts a little when I think of her name! Just when he laughed at himself, he saw the fairy tale with a saliva on his face, and he was immediately angry: "Stinky boy! I know your virtue! I can't pull my legs when I see a beautiful woman! Don't look at it, if I look at it, it's not as simple as drooling, it's time to have a nosebleed!"
The fairy tale said dissatisfiedly: "Boss, what nonsense are you talking about! Such a beautiful girl is my goddess, and I look at her with a state of praise and appreciation! You must know that such a lotus flower that emerges from the mud and is not stained, we mortals can only watch it from a distance and cannot play with it! Hey, if I could say a few words to her, then I would definitely be happy and not be able to sleep for several days! Such a beautiful girl, that kind of body fragrance must also be a different kind of refreshing heart! Tsk, if I could ...... it."
"Ahem! It's over!" Listening to such a fairy tale, Li Xiaoqiang couldn't help but stretch out his legs to kick him, this is still called only to be watched from a distance and not to be blasphemous? This is all related to the body fragrance! If he continues to talk about it, maybe he will have some obscene words popping up again. I couldn't help but praise it: "Boy, your level is really getting higher and higher! Even the ancient language can be used, it seems that this Chinese department is really not in vain!"
"Hey, hey, big brother!" said with a smile: "I never get tired of looking at a beautiful girl like Bai Bing! Just a minute!Then we'll go!" Saying fairy tale, he walked quickly towards the small garden, looking at his anxious look, it simply made Li Xiaoqiang angry and funny.
Since the fairy tales have already been said so, Li Xiaoqiang had no choice but to follow the fairy tales, he shook his head and walked over! Just after walking a few steps, Li Xiaoqiang keenly felt that most of the people in the crowd dozens of meters away around Bai Bing were boys.
Last time, because he was in too much of a hurry, he didn't have a chance to take a good look at Bai Bing, this time he had planned to take a good look at it! But he found that so many people were secretly looking at Bai Bing, and he immediately felt bored, so he didn't want to join in the fun! He stretched out his leg and kicked the fairy tale's buttocks and whispered: "Okay! This minute has passed! Don't join in the fun anymore, how boring! Some of the beauties are followers, we can't get in the queue yet, hurry up and get down to business!"
"How can it be so fast? It's only been 10 seconds since now, and I'm just looking, just looking!" Although he said this, the fairy tale's gaze did not divert from Bai Bing's body at all.
"You. You...... What kind of reincarnation did you have in your last life? You like women so much!" Li Xiaoqiang, who suddenly felt that his head was several times bigger, had no choice but to stand next to him for a while.
Just when Li Xiaoqiang looked up at the sky, his eyes suddenly widened, something actually fell from the teaching building where Bai Bing was standing, according to this landing location, if Li Xiaoqiang had not made a mistake in his estimation, it was guaranteed to be 100% smashed on Bai Bing's head.
"Rub, is there a mistake?"
"Bai Bing!
"Dangerous!"