Tian Yan saw that it was messing around, and his anger grew, and he reprimanded: "I'd rather demolish ten temples than destroy a marriage, if you want to make a joke, you have to divide the time!

Xiao Shui'er also said angrily: "If my family is scattered, our brothers will be finished with you!"

Lao Hei argued: "Beating is kissing, scolding is love, if you don't beat or scold, what kind of husband and wife are you called?

Everyone wanted to stop it, but they heard Hu Shangbi shouting: "Mrs. Yin is crying, crying a lot." Brother Hei, this is the time to speak, quickly make up some good words to coax!"

Lao Hei suddenly became proud, snorted, glanced at a few people, and then said, "Do you know why I beat you?"

Hu Shangbi waited for a moment before he said, "Mrs. Yin cried sadly and didn't speak. ”

Lao Hei sat firmly on the Diaoyutai platform, nodded slightly, and said: "I beat you today, just because you don't know what to do, and it is in vain for me to work hard." After a pause, he commanded: "Let him bring some emotions to act, don't be like a penny fool, you must always have seven emotions to move people's hearts." ”

This time, Hu Shangbi replied very quickly, and said: "Mrs. Yin spoke, she said that you don't care about this family, and once you leave, what kind of hard work are you talking about?"

Seeing that things seemed to be taking a turn for the better, everyone stopped their impulses and no longer stopped them, only to hear Lao Hei say again: "You came here for all my hard work, but what are you for?"

Hu Shangqiang said: "How do I know? You are fooling around outside, you want to come...... It always has something to do with that person, yes or no?"

Lao Hei hurriedly sighed: "In your heart, is that what you think of me? In the future, you and I will have nothing to do with each other, and we will live our own lives! Pity me for being trapped for thousands of years, suffering from wind and frost, and finally ending up like this. After that, he kicked Hu Shangqiang again, and ordered: "If you speak again, you have to pinch your throat and pretend to be a woman, and you must let me put in it, so that I can spend the moon before and below." ”

Hu Shangqiang snorted, cursed twice, and said angrily in front of him: "That...... Why is that? What other kind heart can you have?" with its black and round body, it makes people feel sick.

Lao Hei was as willing as a glutton, his eyes closed, he shook his head and said, "Why else? If it weren't for you and the children to have a good settlement, our family would live a stable life, who would come here to mess around?"

Everyone waited for a while, and then heard Hu go up to the wall and say, "You...... That's what you think? What...... Why didn't you say it earlier?" Speaking of this, he changed back to his original accent, and said with a smile: "Brother Hei, you really have a hand, and the mother-in-law trembled with excitement." ”

Lao Hei glanced at it and said, "What's silly, this is just the beginning." Qingyi cleared his throat, Shi Shiran said: "I want to say, have you ever given me a chance? You are either noisy or do something at home, when have I never let you? I beat you hard today, don't I feel heartache?" After finishing speaking, he did not forget to instruct: "Quickly go over and touch the woman's face, touch it gently, touch it slowly." ”

Hu Shangqiang couldn't help laughing, passed the words over, and after a while, he pinched his throat and said, "You...... How do you seem to be a different person today......? Am I dreaming?"

Lao Hei hurriedly said: "I am me, I am sorry for you, and I am also the one who thinks of you and the five children, if you really refuse to forgive, I have nothing to say." Then he commanded, "Let him speak with emotion, and if he can squeeze out two tears, it will be even better." ”

Everyone looked at the scene in front of them, only to feel weird, although they knew that the two were just talking on behalf of other people's husband and wife, but looking at a black mouse and a bullet painting essence to talk about love, with a tone and tone, it was always very funny, there was a sense of absurdity, like a farce. Only Sha Feng was inexplicable, only bored, yawned a few times, and went to the cave to rest without mentioning it.

I only heard Hu Shangwall reply: "Don't cry, don't cry, it's a happy event for us to meet, and now the family is reunited, and the good days are still ahead." He changed his tone and smiled: "They wiped each other's tears, they were all shaking, and they almost shook my doppelganger out of their ears." ”

Lao Hei nodded with satisfaction, and said to Xiao Shui'er: "Your father really has some acting skills, I will give full marks here." What do you call your mom on weekdays?"

Xiao Shui'er was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly pulled a few brothers to try to recall, so she was not anxious. Lao Hei smiled and said: "Don't panic, let them cry a little more and spray some feelings, it's also a good thing." ”

After a while, Xiao Shui'er waited for Ai Ai to say: "It seems to be ...... It seems to be ...... If you call it a little know something, you should ...... That's it. His expression darkened, and he sighed, "We were very young at that time, and we haven't heard this title for a long time." ”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but feel a little sad, but Lao Hei slapped his paws and laughed: "It must be this, I know that I don't stop screaming, and I can't be more appropriate to describe your mother!" ”

Hu Shangbi sneered, but he didn't dodge, deliberately made his voice extremely delicate, and said in a trembling voice: "Big sandbag, you...... Do you really want to? I was too you, you ...... Don't blame me. ”

Lao Hei couldn't help laughing wildly: "Big sandbag, big sandbag, this one is good, you will be beaten, you won't call or fight back, it's a wreck!" The bad water in his stomach surged, so he urged: "What are you waiting for, kiss her, touch her, lick her, and send her to the sky." I don't need to teach them all five children!"

When several people heard this, they all had a fever on their faces, and they scolded in their hearts, but they heard Hu Shangbi reply shyly: "You...... What do you do? kids...... Still out there. ”

Lao Hei hurriedly jumped up and shouted: "Come on, come on, don't stop! If you stop, it's the gray grandson!" deliberately hugged Hu Shangqiang in his arms, kneaded it desperately, and said numbly: "Xiao Zhi, Xiao Zhi, I don't care, I miss you, we ...... Let's have another child!"

Hu Shangqiang tried his best to squeeze it out, and he snorted a few times and praised it: "Brother Hei, you are really good, Mrs. Yin is already paralyzed, and she can't speak clearly, what else do you have to order?"

Lao Hei was proud, he was going to let it continue to peek, and when he came back, he could make a conversation, bragging and farting, but he suddenly saved, Brother Xiao Shui'er was still here, and his face was not good-looking, so he changed his serious face and reprimanded: "Okay, you are a nasty embryo, everyone is like that, what are you hiding for?"