Chapter 171: Kobold
Nan Mao and Tang An came to the subway station.
"Humans are creatures, once densely packed, no different from flocks kept in captivity on chicken farms. Nanmao looked at the dense flow of people and said with a frown.
Tang An bought two subway tickets to the airport, and then asked puzzledly, "What are we going to the airport for?"
Nanmao is a person with no identity, and she can't enter a place like the airport under normal circumstances, Tang An is a little worried that she is going to the airport to create some terrorist incident, and it will be over.
"We weren't going to the airport, we were just passing by. Nan Mao grabbed Tang An's two hands and asked him to raise them, and then stood behind Tang An himself.
"What are you doing?" said Tang An, waving his raised hands.
"So that you can open the way in front of you, and although your behavior is severely similar to a psychotic in humans, the point is that this will cause others to consciously leave your side, and no one will surround me. Nan Cat is familiar with all kinds of curious, amazed or exclamating eyes around him.
Tang An is used to it, walking with Nanmao, she is as eye-catching as a night pearl, her delicate body and delicate face always make people feel that this should be a little princess riding in the carriage of Buckingham Palace.
Tang An hurriedly put his hand down, "Is there anyone like you who harms others and benefits yourself?"
"Isn't it a matter of course to harm others and benefit oneself?" Nanmao's tone was also a matter of course.
Tang An didn't reason with her, it was useless to reason, because this king was not as reasonable as Her Royal Highness Princess An Nanxiu (1).
"Follow me. Tang An didn't plan to walk slowly through the crowd with her, so he took her hand and helped her clear the way.
Nan Mao pursed her lips, her brows furrowed together, and she kept an angry look at the back of Tang An's head.
"You look like an awkward little girl who won't walk without buying candy!" Tang An said with a glance back, he knew that she looked like this because he was holding her hand.
But if she doesn't hold her hand, Tang An is really worried that she will be separated if she walks slowly and leisurely like this, you must know that when she shuttles through the flow of people, she always looks very disgusted that others will touch her, and walks to the empty place with a disgusted face, without caring whether she is walking in the right direction.
"I don't like candy very much!" Nan Mao sneered, "If you don't buy me milk and yogurt, I'll be unhappy!"
Is there a difference? Tang An felt that there was no difference at all, anyway, she was the kind of little girl who would make a fuss if she didn't buy something delicious.
Finally got on the subway, Zhonghai's subway was always so crowded, like sardines stuffed in a tin can, Tang An looked at those who had seats, and he would feel that such people exuded a kind of cold temperament of a winner in life.
"Have you read that novel full of men's desires and toying with girls' bodies?" Nan Cat said as if he couldn't stand the human breath rushing to his face, frowning and looking around.
Tang An's cheeks were slightly hot, and no matter how many people next to him heard such words, he hurriedly said: "That book is called "Lolita", it is quite famous, you can also read it when you have time." ”
Of course, Tang An knew that Nan Mao was talking about the web novel called "My Wife is a Princess", but when she described it like this, it would make people think that he was reading that kind of erotic novel...... Although most people have read those erotic novels, when they come out of a little girl's mouth, they always conjure up strange things, as if Tang An would do perverted things to a little girl like Nanmao.
The book "Lolita" is at least somewhat famous, just like reading "The Golden Vase of Plums" can also be regarded as appreciating a classical masterpiece.
Nan Mao didn't care about Tang An's careful thinking, because the point was not whether he had read it or not, but the way the male protagonist treated the female protagonist in that book, "I am very disgusted with the men's meticulous descriptions of women's bodies, but the male protagonist at least knows how to create a comfortable environment for the heroine when she is disgusted with the public environment." Now that you've read that book, it's an irreparable mistake, but you should at least learn how to learn something useful from your mistakes, you know?"
Tang An looked left and right, scratching his hair, fortunately he was in this position near the door on the other side, so Tang An stretched out his hand to prop up on the rails and glass windows, creating a space for Nan Mao that would not be collided with by others.
Nan Mao turned around, turned his back to Tang An, stared at the wall in front of him, stood for a minute, then turned his head and looked up at Tang An.
Tang An turned his head unnaturally, because although he was much taller than Nan Mao, but when one person raised his head and one person lowered his head, the two faces would be very close to each other, and the expressionless but delicate and fair face made people involuntarily hold their breath, as if their breath was a blasphemy in the past.
The carriage was slightly bumpy and swaying, Nan Mao looked at Tang An for a while, then looked down at his fingernails, and whispered: "Actually, my fingernails are more beautiful than yours." ”
"I'm not pretty, I'm handsome. Tang An said confidently, feeling that whether it is compared with Lin Yuling, who claims to be "a super popular beautiful girl idol who is popular among thousands of boys and girls" at every turn, or compared with the Southern Five Cat King in front of him, Tang An is a very humble person, and he is not proud at all to praise himself like this.
Nan Mao raised his hand and put his fingernails next to Tang An's face and compared, disdainful of expressing any more opinions.
"It stinks so much here...... Nan Mao couldn't stand it a little and grabbed the hem of Tang An's T-shirt.
"There is no way. Tang An didn't refute this, he didn't think it was ugly, but it was crowded with people's space, and the taste was really not much better.
Nan Cat grabbed Tang An's T-shirt and pulled it away, then bent down, got in, and hid his head in Tang An's T-shirt.
Tang An was surprised, he didn't expect Nan Mao to do this all of a sudden, although it didn't look like a pregnant woman, but this look was still too strange.
"What are you doing!" Tang An said in a low voice.
"I'm going to hide here...... You stink, too, but at least it tastes better than other humans. Nan Mao said reluctantly.
Through the T-shirt, the voice of the southern cat is muffled.
Some people looked at it, this is really a pair of guys who should be burned to death, Nanmao's delicate face still has the so-called childishness in the eyes of humans, but there is no doubt that it is very beautiful, compared with Tang An, no one will think that these two are brothers and sisters......
Is there anything more annoying in this world than an intimate frolicking couple who is near no one in public?
Tang An turned his head, his skin was finally getting thicker and thicker, and besides the father with his daughter, who would do such a thing?
"Well, stay there...... What are you doing!" Tang An almost screamed, and his chest ached.
"I don't have it on me, but you have it, so you have to pull it out. The southern cat observed again, and there was nothing more to pull out.
Tang An hurriedly clamped his arms, through daily life observation, Tang An knew that the armpit of the southern cat was hairless, if she found that there was hair under his armpit, wouldn't she have to pluck it out?
Men have more or less hair here, but girls certainly don't, and if girls do, will men still be full of love for that white skin? Probably not.
It's just that the breath of the southern cat will linger in his chest, itchy, making people have the urge to hug her tightly, press her head on his chest so that she can't provoke people.
The little girl probably didn't know what kind of behavior she was like this, Tang An didn't misunderstand anything, kept looking out the window, saw the platform of the airport station, and hurriedly lifted the T-shirt and released the southern cat.
When the subway door opened, Tang An hurriedly pulled Nanmao off the train, and finally didn't have to endure all kinds of stares around him.
Nan Mao broke free of Tang An's hand and held his tiger hat, Tang An's actions just now were so rude that he almost made Nan Mao's hat fall off.
Nanmao looked around, followed Tang An, and then walked into the waiting hall of the airport from the subway station, and then walked to the bus departure in front of him, and boarded a living room leading to Yangcheng Lake.
"What are we going to Yangcheng Lake for?" Tang An asked in surprise, Yangcheng Lake is not far, only half an hour's drive from the airport, and it will be there soon, but what are we doing in such a place, but Tang An can't understand what to do with such a place.
"We eat crab in the evening. Nan Mao sat by the window, then patted the seat next to him, and motioned for Tang An to sit down quickly.
"The hairy crabs in Yangcheng Lake are indeed the most famous, but we can buy them in Zhonghai, if you want to eat them, we can go to the supermarket to buy them, why do you want to go to Yangcheng Lake?" Tang An looked at the sky, it was almost dark, this bus is estimated to be the last bus, run to Yangcheng Lake, and may not be able to come back tonight.
"I have to catch it myself, and it will be delicious to eat what I caught!" Nan Mao showed a mysterious smile, "I have investigated, a hairy crab is now sold for six bottles of the cheapest milk, three bottles of the Year of the Ox, and a large bottle of more expensive milk! I have to eat at least ten hairy crabs, that is, ten bottles of more expensive milk, if we go to catch it, we don't need to spend any paper called RMB, you can use the money you save to buy me ten more bottles of milk!"
"Is this your real purpose?" Tang An asked dumbfoundedly, Nan Mao actually calculated to save money, should he be happy?
"There is another purpose. Nanmao took out a yellow, old, and broken cover that seemed to be a stall magazine from the last century.
Tang An was attracted by her cautious expression, looking at that magazine, this kind of thing is the so-called stall literature, before the Internet flourished, many people liked to read this kind of nonsense published in magazines...... Now basically no one watches it, because as long as you go online, it's all over the world with this kind of more nonsense.
For example, the Yingkou Fall Incident in 1934, Zhu Xiuhua's resurrection of the corpse in 1949 alarmed Chiang Kai-shek, in 1951, the remnants of the Kuomintang were exterminated, and the snake king with a head diameter of one meter was blown up, and the 1968 Nanfu battery was found in Guohuang in 1988, and so on.
"Look here...... In 1994, a kobold man was found in Yangcheng Lake, with a body as high as three meters, a dog-headed human body, and infinite strength...... "Nanmao turned one of the pages and pointed to the contents to Tang An.
"I know, it's called Nasus, and it has a brother who is a crocodile, and it's now in League of Legends. Tang An patted his forehead and said, even the street master knows that this thing is, but Nan Mao actually believes it!