Chapter 40: The Tale of the Tongue Battle Group (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation Votes)
Liu Dong is a very angry young man, he hates the Japanese devils, the South Korean sticks, the Indonesian monkeys, all these countries that are not friendly to China.
Of course, they didn't have a good impression of the arrogant Xiangjiang people, and later a series of anti-birch, occupying loyalty time, and the National Day Golden Week demonstrations on the streets of Xiangjiang holding "Inside, Ground, People, Get Out!" proved that there were always some white dogs in yellow skins in this city.
"The dialect of each city is a local cultural characteristic, and I respect this traditional culture very much, but if I have to learn the local dialect every place I go, I probably won't be able to learn the dialect of so many regions in the country in my lifetime!" Liu Dong said calmly.
Li Manyu, who was next to him, was anxious when he heard this, and tugged at his clothes with his hand, not caring at all that this was a brand-name suit specially rented for the wedding.
Wow
Hearing Liu Dong's words, all the reporters looked at him with a blank expression, and then a huge discussion broke out.
"What did he say?"
"Cantonese is a dialect?"
"It's so arrogant, it's really unbelievable!"
"Who does he think he is, Li Lianjie doesn't dare to say that!"
......
What followed was a storm of reporters, and they looked at Liu Dong with fire-breathing eyes as if they had seen the enemy who killed their father.
"Mr. Liu, you are disrespecting our Xiangjiang language, I hope you can make a written apology!" A reporter stared at Liu Dong with anger in his heart and said.
The other reporters also looked at him as if they were killing you with their eyes.
Liu Dong ignored Li Manyu's repeated reminders beside him, and said with a smile on his face, "I said it, I respect the local characteristics of each province and city, and Xiangjiang is no exception!"
"Why do you say Cantonese is a dialect!" a young reporter asked impatiently.
Liu Dong smiled and asked, "If it's not a dialect, what is it? Is it a foreign language like English and French?"
"Of course!" said the young journalist immediately.
Hehe!
Liu Dong glanced at the god teammate reporter with appreciation, and nodded silently in his heart.
SB!
This is the heartfelt words of all the reporters at the scene, even if they think so in their hearts, they can't say it in public, if they are taken advantage of, the newspaper will be closed.
Before Liu Dong could speak, a reporter who seemed a little calmer stood up and said, "Mr. Liu, I very much disagree with what you just said, Cantonese is an independent language, and it does not belong to any dialect of any language.
The journalist continued. "Cantonese is the second language in China after ordinary language, and it has the same status as ordinary language! Cantonese has a strong influence in the world. At present, Cantonese has become the fourth most spoken language in Australia, the third largest language in Canada, and the third most spoken language in China. According to the statistics of relevant institutions, about 120 million people in the world use Cantonese as their daily language, ranking 16th in the world!"
Why don't you talk about the relevant departments?
Liu Dong rolled his eyes, and he couldn't be sure if he was talking nonsense, so he immediately said, "The number of people doesn't represent anything, there are only a few million people in the entire Xiangjiang, and there are hundreds of millions of people who speak Northeast dialect, isn't Northeast dialect a dialect!"
"The definition of language is that you can't talk to each other, and the pronunciation of Cantonese and Chinese is completely different!"
Liu Dong immediately spoke, "************"
...
The reporters were confused and didn't know what he meant.
"I just spoke the dialect of a county town in Jiangnan Province, do you say it is the same as the Chinese pronunciation!" Liu Dong looked at them with a smile.
“......”
"According to the data, there are five independent language families in Asia, namely Cantonese, Sino-Tibetan, Altaic, Austronesian, and Indo-European!" said a reporter holding his mobile phone.
I'll go, and I'll bring the information, the Baidu you use here is still Google!
Liu Dong glanced at the man speechlessly and said, "Where is the information?"
"Google Encyclopedia!" the reporter said confidently.
...
I thought it was something.,Encyclopedia is completely untrustworthy.,As long as you're willing to do it yourself, you can make it up yourself at any time.,Like Baidu Encyclopedia is a robot review.,As long as you have a permissioned account, you can write it at will.。
"I only need an account with permission to change this so-called five major language families to fifty major language families, you should read more books, don't go to the encyclopedia for everything!"
Although there are a lot of mistakes in the book!
Liu Dong silently added in his heart.
Liu Dong continued to point to a reporter and said, "May I ask what is written on this reporter's work card?"
"Can't you read the three words of Next Magazine yourself?" said the reporter who was pointed at angrily.
Liu Dong was unimpressed by his tone, "The words I see anywhere in Xiangjiang are all Chinese characters, and you write Chinese characters and say that what you say is another language, English, French, and German, which use different words to be called languages, and even your own words can be regarded as a language?"
"Look at the work signs you hang on your bodies, the words displayed on your mobile phones, computers, and televisions, as well as the billboards and road signs along the way, the words you use to write press releases, and who else wants to say that Cantonese is not a dialect!" Liu Dong said word by word, pointing at them.
“......”
Although they felt that Liu Dong was arguing with strong words, everyone was speechless.
No one had discussed this matter before, so naturally they wouldn't study it specifically, and they had just guessed the reasons for it, and they didn't know how to refute it for a while.
Li Manyu on the side listened to Liu Dong's tongue battle group throughout the whole process, feeling a little incredible, although she has not known Liu Dong for a long time, she has always thought that Liu Dong is a more introverted person, and it is rare to make jokes a few times a day, and most of the time she rarely speaks when she is fine.
If Liu Dong could hear Li Manyu's thoughts, he would definitely give him a thumbs up, he was originally such a person, and he rarely spoke when he had nothing to do.
But if you know someone very well, the conversation doesn't stop, and many friends say that he is sullen, the conscience of heaven and earth, just boring, where is the commotion!
Dozens of reporters slept alone, and Liu Dong couldn't help but feel a little proud, and he was snickering in his heart when he saw their expressions that he had nothing to say.
As a senior netizen, Liu Dong doesn't talk much in reality, but as soon as he arrives on the Internet, he instantly becomes a keyboard warrior, with a combat power of +10086, and he instantly explodes!
Military forums are scolding cents!
Entertainment forum slap stick!
Sports forum blacks!
Anyway, basically all major forums have left his saliva, and he will come from all over the world, from all over the world, from ancient to modern, at home and abroad.
Once in a famous forum, I quarreled with a Ph.D. student in history at 985 University for three or four hours about whether Liu Bang was Han Gaozu or Han Taizu, and the laptop membrane keyboard was broken with four keys, and he continued to use his mobile phone to spray against him.
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Is Liu Bang Han Gaozu or Han Taizu?