Chapter 294: Bear Child
Tang An's head didn't hurt anymore, but his head hurt.
"King, I was wrong!" Most of the time, the king of the southern cat does not eat soft and hard, but in comparison, at least the king of the southern cat will also have times when he eats soft and not hard, so he is as witty as Tang An, so he does not hesitate to admit his mistake.
"This is the crown! It's not something else!" Nan Mao said loudly to Tang An, "You also have a crown in your primitive society, think about it, if this thing of your emperor is touched by someone else, and if someone else wants to wear it, what will be the consequences!"
That's not a primitive society, it's called a feudal society...... Tang An really didn't think about this problem, and then now he realized that the problem was really serious, in ancient times, he had to wear the emperor's crown, which was no different from seeking power and usurping the throne, this is really only the emperor can wear it, and anyone else who wants to wear the crown, whether it is father and son or brother, I am afraid that it is a capital crime, and there is no forgiveness for killing.
But Tang An really didn't think about this...... Because of this plush tiger hat with the word "king" written on it, it is really difficult for Tang An to think of the majesty of the king.
So I wore it and played with it, and then I realized that this hat is really not something that ordinary cats and dogs can wear.
"You can't wear my crown, just like your gold tooth, and I can't wear it around my neck. Nanmao's tone softened a little.
"Why? You can wear it if you want, I think it's cute that you wear a gold tooth around your neck. Tang An slapped his ass indiscriminately.
"If I say no, I can't. Nan Mao didn't want to explain so many whys, and stared at Tang An with wide eyes, "As punishment, you have to serve me to get up." ”
How does Tang An think that Nanmao's temperament seems to grow up with her...... No, to be precise, it has become bigger, and it has changed, it stands to reason that this is a very serious matter, she didn't give him a wind cat to taste, the so-called punishment is just to serve her to get up.
Of course, Tang An would not be a cheap reminder to let Nan Mao call him, and hurriedly smiled and said, "Okay, you can drink milk after you get up." ”
Lifting the quilt, the style of Nanmao's nightdress has not changed, but it naturally becomes a little longer with her height, her legs are straight together, slender and round, and in the morning light, she exudes a completely different feeling from everything around her, Tang An held her legs and let her feet fall to the ground, stepping on her shoes.
"I'll do it myself. Tang An was about to put shoes on her, but the heel of the southern cat was touched by Tang An, but she retracted and put the shoes on herself.
When Tang An took a towel to wipe Nanmao's face, his little finger touched Nanmao's ear, and Nanmao took the towel again, "Go out...... I'm going to do it myself, I'm going to change my clothes!"
Tang An was puzzled, why didn't he really let him wash her face and brush her teeth, the current Nanmao seems to be a little too easy to talk to, and it is too easy to let him go...... Tang An thought about it, he was also cheap, did he have to be tossed by her to cry without tears to feel normal.
Nan Mao washed his face, I don't know what happened just now, Tang An's fingers touched his ears, and he actually had the same feeling that his body was electrified, and his ears were crispy and soft, and he felt that it was even more powerful than the wind cat.
Although I was a little uncomfortable with the contact with Tang An's body before, it didn't seem to be as strong as it is now, what was going on? Nan Mao thought about it, it must be that the problem of spiritual power disorder in the body has not been solved.
After getting up and changing clothes, Nanmao cautiously raised his hat and put it on his head, wearing the crown, he would not forget that he was the king of the Beast Spirit Empire, and when she came to this world, she was the king of the Beast Spirit Empire, and she would rule this world, Nan Mao looked at the Dingshan Lake outside the window and thought.
Twisting the black tiger striker who had just woken up, Nan Mao came to the living room, and saw that Tang An actually placed two bottles of milk, one large and one small, Nan Mao hurriedly sat down, held the big bottle of milk and drank it.
The Black Tiger Striker got up from under the feet of the Southern Cat and looked at the Southern Cat, Tang An gave the small bottle of milk to the Black Tiger Striker, and she also sat on the floor and drank it like the Southern Cat.
Looking at the two cats, one big and one small, Tang An felt a little satisfied, the black tiger striker was wearing the clothes that the mechanical battle cat was actually more like a cat's head puppet suit, and the southern cat was staring at a tiger hat on his head, who would have thought that the two of them were actually very powerful?
"Why did the Black Tiger Striker come here?" The doorbell rang, the waiter brought breakfast, Tang An came in with breakfast, and the breakfast was also equipped with milk, which could meet the needs of the two cats.
"There are a lot of spiritual power resources in Dingshan Lake, and I am a little slow to absorb them, so I asked her to come over and suck them together. Nan Mao sucked milk, and then looked at Joyama Lake with shiny eyes and imagined, "It would be nice if all the water in Jozan Lake turned into milk!"
"Then you need a giant cow with a big belly. "Tang An actually doesn't know how big the cat's belly is, but the guy who can eat the northwest corner of the Beast Spirit Empire in his stomach will definitely not be a little guy.
Nanmao seems to have been inspired to start thinking seriously about the problem.
"I said, I'll buy you as much milk as you want, don't really make such a big cow!" Tang An suddenly panicked.
As soon as Nan Mao thought about it, Tang An became nervous.
"This kind of cow is so big!" Nanmao finally figured out that a cow about the size of Lake Joyama is not big, but the milk to be squeezed out is the size of Lake Jozan, so this cow will be bigger than many Lake Jozan.
Such a behemoth is very rare in the Beast Spirit Empire, and it seems unrealistic to make it on Earth.
Tang An breathed a sigh of relief, Nanmao thought about it, and gave up the idea for the time being, but the relevant ideas were still not thrown out of his mind.
"This pool feels good, Tang An, you can get one!" Nan Cat said, pointing to the lagoon pool, "It's fun, I can put a lot of cat toys in it and swim around." ”
After breakfast, Tang An and Nanmao were ready to leave, and the two of them stood on the edge of the lagoon pool connected to the lake.
"Unrealistic...... Tang An shook his head, "This pool has a separate water purification and heating system, how much electricity does this need, and this water is circulating, and it needs a circulation system...... If you want the water to flow out, how much water is needed!"
"Stupid, spiritual power can replace all energy. Nan Mao waved his hand disappreciatively, "Go home and get it." ”
Go home and get ...... Tang An suddenly laughed, it feels so good to go home, in his own home, he finally brought the southern cat back again, for so long, he always felt that his home, the southern cat was also indispensable.
Because of Yan Qinglime's reminder on the phone call in the morning, Tang An decided not to leave the hotel, but jumped into Dingshan Lake with Nanmao and the Black Tiger Striker, and the mechanical cat combat suit on the Black Tiger Striker swelled under the water, forming a submarine the size of a small car, and Tang An and the South Cat got into it.
The Black Tiger Striker controlled the mechanical cat combat suit to drain the water, and then jumped into the bottom of the submarine and slid his limbs desperately, making the submarine move forward at a rapid speed under the water, like a rain of arrows.
"It's really magical...... Tang An admires all kinds of magical props of Nancat, but seeing the small body of the Black Tiger Striker being pressed to the bottom of the submarine and still paddling desperately, Tang An couldn't bear it, and felt that the Black Tiger Striker fell into the hands of the Southern Cat, which was really a bumpy fate.
"Your sympathy is limited to the physical characteristics of the other person, and such compassion is cheap and hypocritical. If it's a water ghost sliding there right now, I'm afraid you'll be at ease. Nanmao was disdainful of Tang An's intolerability.
That's true, Tang An still said unconvinced, "What you said is just that the reason for sympathy is cheap, but it doesn't mean that compassion itself is cheap, I love small animals." ”
"The Black Tiger Striker is not a small animal, you see!" said Nan Mao shouted: "Change, change, become big, become big!"
After the southern cat shouted, Tang An saw through the transparent bottom of the submarine that the black tiger front had become huge, the size of a big rhinoceros, but this small submarine was not so big.
Looking at it this way, the burden of the submarine on the Black Tiger Striker is only minimal, Tang An sighed, with Nanmao, it was wrong for him to even give birth to a little sympathy, and sure enough, everything was subverted.
Soon came to the shore, Tang An and Nan Cat jumped ashore, and the Black Tiger Striker climbed to the shore and shrank together with the submarine, turning into its original appearance, and a kitten was wearing a doll costume.
"Robot cat!
At this time, a little boy who was only wearing shorts jumped out from behind a big rock, but he was only seven or eight years old, and ran over with excitement on his face, standing five or six meters away from Tang An and Nanmao, his eyes widened and he looked incredulously.
It's broken, it's actually seen by someone, Nan Mao won't kill people, right? Tang An looked at Nan Mao worriedly.
Nan Cat didn't say a word, just looked at the weak human with a blank face.
The little boy walked over slowly, and when he saw that Tang An and Nanmao didn't speak, he slowly approached the Black Tiger Striker.
To Tang An's surprise, the little boy suddenly bent down, rushed over with an arrow step, picked up the Black Tiger Striker, turned around and ran quickly, there was no doubt that he was planning to snatch the Black Tiger Striker for himself.
Tang An was not only dumbfounded, this is a typical bear child who doesn't know how to write dead words!
"Wind, thunder, lightning, cat!"
Nan Mao was stunned, and a thunderbolt instantly condensed on the tips of her fingers, and Tang An didn't have time to stop it, this thunderbolt hit the little child, and immediately knocked the little child into the lake.
To Tang An's surprise, the child fell into the lake, jumped up again, and ran out of the lake screaming, crying that his parents turned around and ran in the other direction.
Tang An was relieved that Nanmao didn't kill the little boy directly...... Although even Tang An felt that this kind of little boy who didn't know what he was afraid of was really a bit dead.
"To conquer a dog, you first have to understand the dog. The same goes for conquering the world. Nan Mao said calmly, "I have changed some of my concepts, and in order to conquer this world, we must first fully understand it. There are too many humans in this world, like locusts everywhere...... It's a very troublesome thing to kill these children, and I don't want to get into trouble for the time being. ”
Tang An sighed with some mixed emotions, Nanmao not only got bigger, but also seemed to have really grown up. She was right, a child lying dead in the wild, and this kind of thing attracted far more attention than ordinary murders.
Tang An looked at the back of the crying and disappearing figure in the distance, and felt that it was really a lucky bear child, but presumably he went home and said that he met the robot cat, and then was blown away by lightning, and no one would believe him.