Chapter 61: You go to the Spring Festival Gala, I'll smash the TV!
Soon the phone was connected, and a very young voice said embarrassedly:
"Brother Wang, Brother Pao, I'm just a college student. But I believe in fate, I don't have any friends, let alone girlfriends.
Can you use the theme of fate to sing a song about love?"
As soon as the words came out, the barrage immediately applauded:
"This kid is deliberately embarrassed by the little steel cannon and GG!"
"Love and fate, is it something like 'I met you in my last life'?"
"Hehe, let's see if they can write it! ”
"The little steel cannon is also very powerful, don't you see that people don't need drafts to compose poems and write songs?"
“.........”
Obviously, there is a lot less content of abuse, and Yang Zhi has gained the recognition of many people.
Unconsciously, he put Yang Zhi on a similar level to Wang Geng to comment.
But the audience didn't realize that this was just Yang Zhi's music.
In terms of literature, there is also a defeated golden dragon.....
After Wang Geng heard this, he said confidently: "No problem, but this time I need fifteen minutes." ”
Yang Zhi also nodded and said, "Then I'll tell you a few stories." ”
Everyone was speechless: what does this mean..... He doesn't need a draft?
And Yang Zhi began to speak: "Today, let's talk about my assistant Huang Shun, who is so stumbling and difficult to find a girlfriend, so he often goes on blind dates."
Yesterday he went on a blind date again, and the scene was like this:
Woman: Do you have a car?
Huang Shun: Not yet!
Woman: Is there housing?
Huang Shun: Not yet!
Woman: Do you have any deposits?
Huang Shun: That's enough! You women come up and ask for a house and a car! What capital do you have! Are you there?
Woman: Yes!
Huang Shun was blindfolded at that time: it, why don't you play cards according to the routine!!"
When the audience heard this, they all burst into laughter, and the barrage continued.
Yang Zhi changed his words and said:
"Women are like this now, they want money, houses, and cars at every turn, what's wrong with this society?
I still remember that there were three women who were very affectionate to me and didn't care if I had a house, a car, or a deposit.
The first girl is willing to die for me, the second girl is willing to live and die with me, and the third is willing to wait for me to live in the next life.
The first girl said to me, "You want me to be your girlfriend, unless I die!"
The second girl said, "If you pester me again, I will die with you!"
The third girl said, "You want me to marry you and wait until the next life!"
This was originally a bad joke on the earth, but in the era when talk shows were not popular in this world, it made onlookers laugh.
Many people have posted barrages, asking for another one.
This can't help but make Yang Zhi sigh: Even if you don't plagiarize poems and songs, you can become a generation of comedy stars even if you tell jokes!
But he didn't start a live broadcast with jokes, making people laugh just to attract popularity, his main purpose was to gain everyone's recognition and recognition, and then there was an exchange point.
So, when the audience's mood stabilized a little, his expression became serious, and he said:
"Actually, what's wrong with asking for a house? There's nothing wrong with asking for a house, the key is to see if the family is right!
Can you afford it, yes. Can't afford it, if you really want to start a family, you won't die in this house, unless you don't have deep feelings.
Besides, men don't still want beautiful sister paper, we have requirements, why can't women not ask for them?
Some male protagonists,When I mention these, I ask the other party if it's a place.,Does buying a house or not being able to afford a house have anything to do with it?
Can't you afford to buy a house, but people can afford it?"
As soon as the words came out, I immediately heard the system prompt:
"Ding, this spit has been recognized by 414561 people, exchange point +41456"
Yang Zhi was satisfied, and was about to continue to say something, but suddenly heard Wang Geng interject:
"I'm done!"
Yang Zhi had no choice but to stop, and then motioned for Wang Geng to start.
Everyone quieted down, and then looked at Wang Geng.
I saw Wang Geng start singing:
"A thousand years have passed.... I waited quietly for a thousand years
Listen to the wind and rain of the millennium, the ups and downs of the millennium;
I've been waiting for you to find me.
The seed you sowed thousands of years ago,
Now it has grown into this towering banyan tree.
I practice under the tree, even if I miss the youth of this life.
The full moon of a thousand years ago shone on my past and present lives.
The sound of leaves after leaves made my heart continue to wait.
I stand under the tree and look into the distance, looking for the footprints you have left behind, but I can't spread my wings to fly.
That ancient and distant dream has quietly become the fate of this thousand years,
Have you waded through the long river of this life?
There is you on the other side, in the gap between people coming and going,
Wave at me and smile......"
After singing a song, the barrage continued, and they all applauded desperately.
As long as Yang Zhi sighs slightly, he really deserves to be a musical genius!
I actually wrote a song again so quickly.
This song has connotation, level, and intention, and it also echoes the theme of fate and love.
The style also has a classical and ancient charm, and it has a sense of culture when you hear it.
But, but, only......
How many people can understand this?
Even if there are lyrics, it's not so easy to understand.
Now the barrage is applauding, most of them are his fans, and the rest are also coaxing, and they don't really understand it at all!
Wang Geng said with a smug face:
"Little Steel Cannon, you still don't admit defeat now? I don't believe it, you can create a song again without thinking about it! Tell you, not everyone is a genius!"
Yang Zhi smiled faintly and said: "Now I will prove it to you, and I will also tell you one thing: not everyone is a genius, and there are really fewer geniuses among geniuses!"
"You!" Wang Geng's face turned black directly: he regarded himself as a genius, but Yang Zhi said that he was a genius among geniuses, didn't this mean that he was even more genius than himself?
He held back his anger, gritted his teeth and said, "Then let us all see you, the genius of your genius!"
Yang Zhi was a little entangled in his heart, should he sing "White Fox", or "Wait for a Thousand Years", or "Seeking Buddha"?
It's all too much! It's really bullying!
With Yang Zhi's self-confessed shameless mentality, he also felt a little embarrassed at this time.
Forget it, just pick a song!
He said directly: "Then I'll sing a song for everyone: "Seeking Buddha"
When the moonlight fell on me, I knew I had changed......."
After singing the song, the scene suddenly fell silent.
If you want to talk about the degree of catchiness, of course, Yang Zhi's song is much easier!
It's just that most people can sing a line or two after listening to it now.
And when you listen to this song, you can make up a poignant love story in your mind.
The audience member immediately said excitedly: "Little Steel Cannon, can you write the lyrics of this song "Seeking Buddha"? It's a pity that I didn't record it.....
Yang Zhi smiled and said, "Don't worry, I got off the live broadcast and it will be transmitted to Weibo." ”
"Thank you! I'll pick you to win this time..... gg I'm sorry, I'm still a fan of you, but the song you sang just now was too high, I, I can't sing that feeling....."
Wang Geng said with a dark face: "Whatever!"
When this audience cut off the voice, a piece appeared on the barrage:
"Little Steel Cannon, this song can be on the Spring Festival Gala, right?"
"I guess so, it's been a long time since I've heard such a touching song.."
"The key is to be simple and easy to remember..."
"GG sings well, but he pursues the mood too much..."
"The GG song is not sung to us ordinary people...."
"However, the average person in this world is the majority..."
“......”
Wang Geng looked at these barrages, and Yang Zhi smiled, his face changed.
He is so unwilling in his heart, but it is undeniable: now even his fans rarely say that he won ....
Even in his heart, he admits it.
However, when he saw Yang Zhi's smiling appearance, he became angry, and shouted directly regardless of his image:
But you're not in the entertainment industry, grassroots is grassroots!
If you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, it's absolutely impossible! If you can go to the Spring Festival Gala, I'll smash the TV!"
After saying that, take the initiative to cut off the video.
The next moment, the room prompts:
'Wang Geng left the room......
There are more than 500,000 people in the room!
The audience was stunned: I don't usually think Wang Geng has any shortcomings? Why don't you dare to admit defeat generously when you lose?