Liu Yan, the host of "Happy Bang Bang", doesn't know how she got out of the deputy director's office. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

When she returned to her office, the staff gathered around and asked questions.

"Sister Liu, what did the deputy director say?"

"Xiao Liu, what instructions does the deputy director have?"

“……。 ”

Liu Yan looked at the staff who were gathered in front of her, and said honestly, "The deputy director said that if the ratings of our current episode are still the same as the ratings of the previous episode, we will have to adjust the broadcast time of our program." ”

The people present are all old people, so they naturally know what Liu Yan means by adjusting the broadcast time, and their bonuses and benefits are actually linked to the ratings and broadcast time.

"Big guy, let's talk about it, what should we do with this issue of "Happy Bang"?" Liu Yan frowned, looked at the staff who were talking nonsense, but didn't say a word, and roared.

This voice really startled those people, and then there was no sound, and they all looked at Liu Yan in a daze.

Suddenly, I don't know who it was, I shouted, "Sister Liu, we watched this issue of "Today's Interview" just now, and the effect is quacky, why don't we also invite those two people over?"

A word wakes up the dreamer.

"Happy Bang" has also invited guests before, but then I don't know what happened, so I didn't invite guests.

……

At this time, Ding Li and Wang Le didn't know that someone was calculating them, so the two came out of the Beijing TV station, took a taxi, and went straight to the hotel where they were.

They had to go back to the hotel to catch up on sleep.

Since receiving the invitation to the "Today's Interview" program, the two have been preparing for the program non-stop, sleeping only three hours a day, and spending the rest of the time talking about and revising their works!

The emperor lives up to his wishes.

Their efforts worked.

From the moment they got into the car, the taxi driver kept looking at the two of them through the rearview mirror.

One minute.

Two minutes.

Three minutes.

Ten minutes.

When the taxi stopped at the door of the hotel where Ding Li and Wang Le lived, the taxi driver suddenly spoke, he hesitated, looked at the two and said, "Hello, are you two Ding Li and Wang Le, who performed the sketch "Hotel Adventure"?"

Ding Li didn't speak, Wang Le on the side, that is, the fat man, smiled and said: "The driver's big brother's vision is really powerful, we are Ding Li and Wang Le who performed the sketch "Hotel Adventure". ”

"Oh! The driver took out a pen and paper and said to Wang Le: "Mr. Wang, I like your performance just now, can you help me sign it?"

"Absolutely. Wang Le took the pen and paper handed by the driver and wrote his name generously on it.

It's just that his name is a little ugly, and it must have a negative impact when it is passed out, so the fat man pouted, cheekily, and tore off the paper that signed his name, explaining: "Brother driver, I'm sorry, this signature can't be given to you, as compensation, I'll take a photo with you." ”

This little episode passed quickly, and as soon as the two returned to the hotel, the fat man rummaged through the cabinets to find paper and pen.

He has to practice his handwriting and practice his signature, otherwise......

Ding Li first took a bath, and then began to learn from the fat man and practiced signing, after all, he became a public figure, and it is inevitable to give people autographs.

To put it bluntly, the signature represents one's own face, the front is not good-looking, and the face is dull.

Nima!

It turns out that celebrities are so bad, and it takes a long time to practice just signing them.

As time passed, the time crept past 12 a.m., and it was now 30 a.m. the next day.

Dan Ding Li and the fat man seemed to be completely sleepy, and they were still practicing signing.

Ding Li threw down the pen in his hand, moved his wrist, and then walked towards the place where the food was stored in the room.

He was suddenly a little hungry and wanted to make noodles to eat.

The fat man who practiced calligraphy, seeing this, also shouted, "Nail, help me make a bucket of noodles too." After speaking, as if he remembered something, he added, "Nail, "Comedy Talent" monthly competition, what show do we perform, or "Hotel Adventure"?"

"What do you think?" Ding Li asked the fat man over and over again while making instant noodles in his hand.

"Nail, that's what I think, if it's not good, don't be angry. The fat man stopped his business and looked at Ding Li, "Those viewers have watched "Today's Interview", and must have watched our sketch "Hotel Adventure" completely, if we continue to perform the sketch "Hotel Adventure" in the monthly competition, will they have a sense of fatigue? I mean, do you want to change something they haven't seen, so that they can always maintain a sense of freshness!"

Ding Li poured hot water into the noodles, closed the lid, and replied to the fat man: "Fat man, what you said is very right, I want to think about what program we will perform in the monthly competition." ”

"Do you have a new book?" said the fat man, pleasantly surprised.

"I have a rough idea in my heart, and I'm thinking about it. Ding Li said worriedly.

It's not because he doesn't have a book, it's just because he has too many sketch scripts in his head, and he doesn't know which one to choose!

Suddenly, Ding Li's eyes fell on the instant noodles in front of him.

This is an ordinary instant noodle, the market price is 4.5 yuan a barrel, and there is a ham sausage in it!

But it was this small bucket of instant noodles that gave Ding Li a hint, and his mind immediately thought of a sketch show that was very popular on the earth in his previous life, this sketch show was performed by Teacher Chen Peisi and Teacher Zhu Shimao, and the name of the sketch was "Eating Noodles".

On the stage of the monthly finals, if "Eating Noodles" is taken out, it will definitely advance to the quarterly competition, but just take it out like this, Ding Li is suddenly a little reluctant, the key is that this sketch is too classic!

"Nail, what do you want?" Just when Ding Li was wandering around, the fat man shouted at him, "The noodles are all soaked, if you don't eat them, you will be smashed?"

Ding Li looked at the fat man, put the instant noodles in his hand, and said to the fat man: "Fat man, you said that in our next show, how about eating instant noodles in the performance?"

The fat man looked at Ding Li while eating instant noodles and said, "Can it work?"

"Absolutely. Ding Li looked at the fat man, and he didn't know what to think in his heart, but suddenly his brain opened up and he made a joke about the fat man, "It's just that this performance is a little difficult, and you need to eat a lot of noodles in the show." ”

"Cut, I thought it was a problem, I just ate instant noodles after a long time. The fat man rolled his eyes and patted his belly at Ding Li, "Nail, don't dare to blow with you otherwise, five buckets of instant noodles are not a problem." ”