Chapter 18: Playing with the Rabbit
For a moment, Alice felt that the humanoid creature in front of her should be humanely destroyed. However, Alice knew very well that Lin Xiu's fact that this guy was like this was definitely not something she could deal with casually.
When he dealt with Remilia before, the strength he showed was definitely at the top level of Gensokyo, and an existence like Remilia who almost conquered Gensokyo could easily defeat it, so in a head-to-head battle, she Alice Megatron would definitely not be able to suppress Lin Xiu.
If you want to suppress Lin Xiu, Alice Megatron must evolve into Alice Long Aotian, and no matter how bad it is, it must be Alice, Zhao Ritian, and Ye Liangchen.
"Scum!" can't be beaten, then scold a few words, for Lin Xiu, Alice thinks it's still easier to get along with, although the two of them have only met three times this time, but Alice is still quite relieved about Lin Xiu.
To be precise, she believes in the intuition of Reimu, an old friend, after all, the person who can make Reimu believe is definitely not a bad person. If so, Alice would have to admit it.
Regarding Alice's words, Lin Xiu didn't refute them, he just smiled, although he said that he confirmed it with his hands, but he didn't say that he touched it. It's just grabbing Reisen's ears and using magic to test this rabbit.
But it is not for nothing that he touched all over Lingxian's body, and using his magic power to sweep Lingxian's body, not only did he 'touch' the outside of Lingxian, but even the inside of his body was clearly touched.
"Alice, where do you think we should eat first? This rabbit is so big that neither of us can eat a leg together (Reizen: Huh! The rabbit's thighs are often running and jumping, and the meat is rough and dry, and it is not delicious!). Shut up, the rabbit meat that often exercises is strong (Reizen: I, I often stay at home to play games with the princess, and rarely come out of the world to buy medicine). The rabbit meat at home is tender and smooth, well, it is a good choice to make soup with bamboo shoots. β
"Okay, don't scare her, she's going to be a mad rabbit. Alice glanced at Lin Xiu, snatched Lingxian's collar from his hand, then put her on the ground, and said to Lin Xiu: "You have something to tell her hurry up, I'm hungry." β
The implication is that the old lady has agreed to your dinner invitation, but you should settle the rabbit matter first.
"Tsk, girls are too smart and careful to be women. Forget it, what's that, O Rabbit, you go back and talk to your master and princess, and ask them to return the medicinal herbs and game consoles that they took from me. Without my permission, the items taken from the Golden Great Evolution Technique will γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» after more than 12 hours."
Lin Xiu's words were normal, and a series of violent noises occurred somewhere in Gensokyo. Alice glanced at the direction where the explosion sounded, and said lightly: "It's the location of the Lost Bamboo Forest, it seems that they have been taking things from you for more than twelve hours." β
After speaking, Alice also showed a black-bellied smile, which made Lin Xiu rub his arms when he saw it, and sighed in his heart that Alice really deserved to be the girl with the most blackening potential in Gensukyo.
"Well, needless to say, the things have been destroyed, so as a price, you will be my captive from today onwards, and you will have to work with me until your princess and master come to redeem you. β
"Woo~ Why is this! I obviously didn't do anythingγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»" Ling Xian felt very aggrieved, obviously she didn't do anything, she was toyed with by Lin Xiu like a toy, and now she has to sell herself to pay off her debts for the master craftsman and the princess.
"There are disciples who do their work, and your teacher and master have stolen my things and destroyed them, and it is a matter of course for you, as a disciple and pet, to sell yourself to pay off their debts. If you don't want to be an all-rabbit feast, just be obedient, and then I can feed you carrots to eat. β
"Oh, is it really?Can you eat carrots instead of ****?" Reizen's ears pricked up, and his eyes were full of incredulity and longing.
Lin Xiu and Alice, who listened to her words, were shocked and confused, although they had also heard that the little rabbit would eat the poop they pulled, but they would never have thought that Lingxian would actually eat poop this month. This is abuse, right? With this kind of treatment, she can still stay in the Lost Forest, the first name of Gensokyo is always received, how to say it, is it worthy of the name or deserved?
"By the way, you won't poison carrots, right? Emperor that guy always poisons my~ If it weren't for the fact that the master often gave me a lot of poison and had strong drug resistance, I would have been poisoned to death~"
"Don't say it!" Lin Xiu and Alice shouted in unison, their eyes looking at the Lingxian in front of them at this time were full of sympathy, compared to this rabbit, the Tosaka family's plan can only be regarded as a big fart.
"Come on, Lingxian, what do you want to eat today?" Lin Xiu softened his voice as much as possible, the rabbit in front of him made him really unbearable to abuse, and he even regretted that he had bullied her like this just now.
"That's right, you can eat whatever you want, by the way, what kind of clothes do you like, I'll make you one, okay?" Alice also became very different from usual at this moment, changing her previous cold image, and like a big sister next door, she was as warm as water.
But the more they are like this, the more afraid Lingxian is, obviously they still want to eat her before, why is it so good to her now? By the way, Lin Xiu seems to be Chinese, China seems to have a severed head meal for death row prisoners, and Alice said to make clothes for her, woo~ Could it be the last supper and life clothes?
Lingxian, are you going to die like this?" "Don't, I don't want to eat, I don't want new clothes, please don't eat me! I'm not delicious, really, the emperor's meat is more delicious, you go and eat the emperor, I can be busy with you picking mushrooms and cooking mushroom soup." β
"γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» this kind of sex seems to be deeply rooted in the bones. Looking at the teary-eyed Reisen, Alice felt some sympathy and some emotion.
Lin Xiu nodded and sighed, "Yes, it's hopeless." In that caseγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» the two looked at each other and smiled: "Just let her suffer like this!"
In an instant, the tenderness on the two of them disappeared before, leaving only a black belly aura that made Rezusen scared and reassured. Maybe the rabbit is really the rabbit, and she can't stand the fact that others are good to her.
"Now, you know what, the best mushrooms in the Enchanted Forest don't actually grow motionless on the ground. A faint smile appeared on Alice's face and said to Lin Xiu.
When Lin Xiu heard this, he made a curious expression: "Oh, what kind of mushroom is the most delicious?" β
"It's the kind of mushroom monster that eats people.,Although they're monsters.,But they don't have much wisdom themselves.,Only the instinct to hunt.,So it's not within the protection of the Gensokyo Youkai Protection Law.γ And this mushroom is very peculiar, although it is a mushroom, but it tastes more like meat, and there is a faint herbal fragrance at the same time. β
"yes, but in that case, this mushroom should be very popular in Gensokyo, why haven't I heard any news? β
"That's because, ah, this mushroom only appears in the Enchanted Forest, and it only strikes at creatures that look weak. Seeing strong people like us, not only will they not get close, but they will run away for the first time. β
"Well, but we have a very weak-looking rabbit here, and this rabbit just said he was going to help us catch mushrooms. As he spoke, Lin Xiu looked at the rabbit with a malicious expression.
"Oh, really?" Alice also looked at Reisen with a malicious expression, and at the same time, the two dolls raised their weapons and slowly approached the rabbit, and the two and two dolls surrounded the rabbit from four directions.
"Woo~" The rabbit curled up, trembling as he watched the demons who were constantly approaching him, and finally let Lin Xiu tie his hands with the red scarf he hung around his neck without resistance.
"If I can't catch a mushroom, I'll eat you tonight." β
"Woo~" In the wailing of the rabbit, Lin Xiu and Alice harvested a very delicious mushroom feast.